Hey guys how bout a good ol dubs decides
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Hey guys how bout a good ol dubs decides
I fucked your mom last night you wanna join tonight ?
>>671768367
Yes
"Dude I think my dick has an infection, can you check it out and see if it does?"
Proceed to send dick pic
ask her if shell fuck you in exchange for dubs
>>671767351
How bout a good ol' go fuck yourself?
Ask if she's down to squash
"Want to go out sometime?"
>>671769288
WINRAR
>>671769288
winrar
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>671769288
Fucking do it OP if you aren't a total faggot
>>671767351
filename
>>671769288
Damn, what an unfortunately fortunate winner.
Lol lets ask my gf a stupid question
>>671769889
"Joking, I would never go out with out. Ugly slut.
>>671769889
shes fucked in the head
Wanna watch gay porn together?
can we try pegging?
>>671767351
What are you, fucking gay?
want to lick my booty hole
i cant see you anymore i am gay
I want you in my ass, I've wanted it for some time now
Do you like rubbing your body with mayonaise?
Hello m'lady *tips fedora, ive been noticing you around lately and i was wondering if i could take you out on a date
Can I toungue punch your fartbo.....errr......yea, actually, that.
>>671770376
roll for this
>>671770477
winrar
H-Hey... *shuffles nervously* I don't mean to be rude xD b-but do you think i could get a nude? *thinks internally 'if i get this done, i might be able to take this one home to mother!'* :33 Soo what do you think, beautiful? XD *takes one step back*
"We can go to a trump rally or something XDDD"
Kek
>>671770723
Second this
Do you like potatoes in your anus because that's what I had planne.
>>671767351
I'm sleepy, Goodbye.
"Oh, then forget about the going out thing, I like my women with mayonaise fetish"
can you shit in my mouth please
I only fuck trump supporters, sorry babe.
>>671770805
Sorry. That was for my boyfriend.
Lets play barbie, ill be ken and you can be the box i come in
can i see ur hoohaa
fuck my ears
>>671770723
This.
Do you like eloquent gentlemen or the douchey normal guy like most ladies seem to like?
>>671771188
rubbu dub dub
>>671771188
WINRAR
>>671770723
pls
>>671771188
You had the chance to change your fate.
Ye didn't.
>>671771188
>>671771388
88 is god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTKEGwHBuHU
Has nothing to do but fuck it
>>671771388
Surprise dubs, faggot.
Op is a fag
>>671771608
abandon OP is faggot gg
>>671771608
OP is an asshole.
what the fuck, op?
an hero
>>671771761
PUSSYNIGGERFAGGOT OP
>opdoesntdeliver.jpg
>>671771761
It's the script for my newest porno: Trump Feels the Bern
fuck my diarrhea
>>671771908
Sorry babe
Itz just a prank bro
>>671771940
Too bad it's not dubs
I have a mommy fetish, so when we go out is it okay if I call you "mom"?
>>671771940
Roll
>>671771761
Is that another bee joke?
>>671771761
I'm only attracted to girls who look like Mel Gibson.
fuck you, you're a nigger anyway. those apes smell like shit
Trips dont lie
Is it okay if I bring my fursuit to our date?
Op delivered
ey gurl yu wan sum fuk?
What starts with n and rhymes with bigger? nigger
say "I love the bee movie, want to watch it together?"
come on man you gotta feel the bern
Tell her " I raped my own grandma not kidding "
My dick reminds me of a bee
>>671772494
Not as hot as you. <3
>>671772588
kek
winrar
>>671772588
oh shit
>>671772494
Marry me, publet.
I masturbated at the cinema at the bee movie premier, Unfortunately I'm not allowed there anymore
"I'm sorry but I think we should see other people, your smelly vag is too gross for me :/"
>>671772588
ayy lmao
>>671772556
rerolling
kill all niggers
>>671772588
We're about to see some grade A shit
Keep up the gold
>>671772556
rolllerooni
Have you seen Chef?
>>671770471
>RAWR
>>671772556
win
Can I call you Miller? Cuz I'm bout to play you like a damn fiddle.
Op will surely deliver, if isnt dead
>>671772556
rar
I made my grandma "feel the Bern" if you know what I mean
Don't worry she didn't fight back
>>671772922
Well well well, look who rolled dubs.
I know That I just rolled trips, >>671772556
>>671772922
did you know they made a gremlins 2?
I also burned my grandpa with some axe body spray and a lighter. I guess he "felt the Bern"
>>671772922
What, can't you tell a joke?
It was consensual.
i broke her hip, she gonna die
>>671773058
roll
How is your anus is it healing ok?
if you contact the authorities i'll rape you too
>>671773182
roll
>>671773058
reroll
>>671773260
reroll
>>671773260
ROLL
>>671773246
Re roll
i penetrade your angus
>>671773231
Calm down I was just joking. She gave me clear consent.
don't make me rape you too (molester moon emoji)
XDDD
My grandma had it coming anyway, teasing me with those short dresses
>>671773425
Reroll
if even dubs its >>671773182
if odd dubs then >>671773260
Tell the cops to send their most well endowed officers, for my anus is mighty, and has conquered many before
I'm hard as fuck
>>671773231
LOL holy fuck
>>671773483
rerolling
You just activated my trap card
I'm breaking up with you bitch
if you tell anyone i'll stab you or some shit
>>671773511
winrar
can you peg me in the ass today
chill, I used protection and she has Alzheimer's so she'll never know
>>671773511
HAHAHAHA DELIVER OP
>>671773511
Oh my god I'm gonna shit.
>>671773511
Winner winner
>>671773563
Reroll
>>671773425
This!
>>671773626
Reroll
>>671773511
Too Fucking Good
>>671773563
Roll
Long story short I contacted you because I want to molest your grandparents
i have her in my van shes totally down for a three way
>>671767351
i used to fuck ur sister
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked.
most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch tomorrow?
this was the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>671773671
Motherfuck, Reroll for this
After doing her twice, she started asking for more.
Lel
I want to suck a wet fart out of your asshole and hold it in like a bong rip.
To make a long story fucking short, I put a whole bag of Jelly Beans up my ass.
i told you about my grandma because you're next.
don't worry i gave her laxatives
>>671773626
Come onnnnn
I'm breaking up with you
OP IS NOT A FAG >>671773912
Im just kidding. Really though when we fucking bc i wasnt joking about my mighty anus.
>>671773912
A better question is...what didn't I use with my grandma ;)
>>671773912
It's ok she was not conscious and did not feel anything.
>>671774000
TRIPS DELIVER OP
>>671774000
Dammmmm
>>671774000
TRIIIPS
>>671774000
holy fickety fuck
>>671773912
Nigger
>>671774000
My sides
>>671774000
TRIPS
>>671774000
Winrawr
>>671774000
checked
>>671774000
winrar
>>671773626
...
I'm coming for you and there's nothing you can do about it you shit eating whore.
>>671774000
WELL USED TRIPS!
Dead
I forced it upon her, and she was conquered. She now resides within me, body and spirit.
>>671773626
Rollin
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
Op will say i said dubs not trips lelelelel
>>671773626
rerolling
can you jack me off while i'm inside of your mother and you're fisting her? i saw it on efukt.
>>671773814
rolling for this
so you down to feel my powerful anus or what slut
BRB dad needs a new pair of jeans
Grandma will be tasting the flavors too
Fucking nigger me up the asshole with a hotrod
>>671774252
Rolling for ass dweller
That bitch is so senile she won't even remember
>>671774333
DUB TRIPS
>>671774389
this
>>671774411
winrar
>>671774400
dubs
>>671774411
kekekekekekek
>>671774333
Are you 12?
I still have a few left, I like to reinsert them and then try and fart them across the room.
can you fist me tommorow, i need dat anal gape
>>671774333
Trips
>>671774241
Are you questioning my sexuality? My boyfriend would be PISSED if you are.
>>671774441
this
>>671774241
"honestly why are you still texting me, can't you tell I think you're weird as fuck and I'm trying to scare you off? "
can i fuck you in the ear?
"I did a dubs decide in 4chan"
might have to wait while before i come for you i still have cramps from my rigorous session with grandma
Im getting facial reconstruction surgery so i can look like Philip Seymour Hoffman
>>671774333
wew lad
>>671773260
Roll
>>671774533
well placed dubs
>>671774533
Dingdingding
When I was only a young cole, my daddy told me " SUCK HARDER FAGGOT "
>>671774664
>off by one
>>671774595
I am as Satan made me.
Honestly, I only talk to you because I want to be closer to your dad. Sorry.
>>671774712
reroll
>>671774533
FUCKING NORMIE! GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! REEEEEEEEEEE!
Do you even you my last name?
>>671774595
Oh god I said some word :o How could I?
Man the fuck up, Kali
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
by the way i'm gay, can we break up already so I can go party with some young guys?
at this rate by the end of this shell leave him kek
Get out of my life bitch
Goodbye
>>>>671774712
rolleroonid
>>671774823
this
When you think about the current overpopulation problem, higher really did his best to slow down the rate at which populations were growing, and did so out of a group that not many would miss. Given enough time to complete his great work, I can see only benefits arising from his actions.
reroll
>>671774776
You're just mad cause you're not a winner like me you fucking raisin
>>671774712
Rollin
Im laying this out plane and simple, sorry for being around the bush. I want you to be my Bonnie, ill be your clyde. and we can go around commiting various crimes against niggers, does it sound good to you, grand wizard?
>>671774833
Here we go
>>671774833
win
>>671774712
rolling
I'm just kidding about all of that other shit. Tits or gtfo
There's nothing I love more than watching live abortions while singing frozen songs in my head.
rollrollroll
can i see your chacha lala sexy momma?
>>671774957
rolling for this
>>671774914
Reroll
>>671774933
Win
>>671774957
Big money
Then you? Yeah
>>671774861
Jeans > Niggers.
You could also just shut your goddamn whore mouth and get fucked
Hope you like... ;)
How much lego can you fit up your bum?
>>671774861
I'm sorry, this was all a joke, I've been posting it on 4chan... I hope you can forgive me.
>>671774712
pls
>>671774595
I'm sorry. I was texting a friend and accidentally copied a thing from him. So, about that date, when will we be going and where to, my lovely lady?
>>671774823
reroll
Kekels
>>671774833
dat winzip
>>671774957
rr for this
>>671774933
checked
when i started out as a wee cole i never thought id grow to be such an accomplished detective
>>671774833
Kek
I love you more than a gook loves rice.
Jerry? Jerry? I want you to fuck me Jerry! FUCK ME!!!
>>671775121
Lmao you are a slut anyways, bye!
ask if she has moles near her pussy
>>671775185
rollin
>>671775064
Rolling
>>671775171
roll for this
>>671775171
Roll
>>671775222
WINRARRRRR
Kidding, I love you so much, without you I'd probably still be fucking my grandma
Send dick pic
I just can't get over the fact that you aren't the perfect shemale I thought you would be.
I'm an ABDL and you're gonna have to deal with that
I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I just get nervous around you. But seriously though, you make me horny heh xD
>>671775076
Reroll
Wait I made a mistake, stay with me so people don't know I'm gay
i only contacted you because you've got nice boobs.
>>671775279
this kekek
>>671775222
WINN
>>671775222
Trips of truth
>>671775300
WINRAR
My dick is huge conpared to your clit
>>671775222
the 4chan gods have blessed you with the honor of trips. use this gift wisely young one.
>>671775064
.
Rolling
>>671775272
those are trips, newfag
>>671775222
winnnerrrrrr
That's what they call me, ol' Iron Asshole.
>>671775279
This
Gambino
>>671775300
winrar here
>>671775121
Oh, what did you do, Kali? What did you do? You fucking know what you did! You touched my fucking Easy Bake Oven, you bitch!
>>671775299
ayylmao
>>
671774712
roll
>>671775394
kys op
Show me your panties or I'll shave your fuckin head and punch you in the face
>>671775394
u fag op
>>671775064
....
Rolling
>>671775394
Fucking faggot
Rip maybe she notices
Who is your favorite pony? If you asked me, I'd have to go with either Pinkie Pie or Applejack. Pinkie Pie is my favorite because of how sexy she looks riding my dick. She has such a smooth throat that is great to fuck. Applejack's got a fucking fine fat ass that I can just slide right into as well. I fucking love My Little Pony. Twilight Sparkle is probably my biggest inspiration in life. Whoever doesn't like that show is obviously a closeted gay.
>>671775394
Oh sorry that was supposed to go to my brother, he's trying to hook up with grandma next and that's how I got it in
>>671775300
This
>>671775394
Nah, just texting my boyfriend chad because some girl is hitting on him :D
>>671775394
my granny
>>671775355
WINRAR
>>671775394
I never really loved you
"do you have a smelly anus? is it hairy??"
>>671775064
..........
Rolling
TBH im a cuck and I just want to watch other guys cum in your pussy so I can clean it off with my tongue
>>671775535
this
>>671775535
roll
show us your tits!
Wait i mean show me your tits!
>>671775577
oh shit
Can I shove a toaster up your ass
>>671775586
rollllk
lol rong person srry thought you were my mum
Do you have any nudes of your parents that I can peep?
niggers aren't people. neither are women.
Goodnight guys
I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I just get nervous around you. But seriously though, you make me horny heh xD .
>>671775394
I'm sorry. My friend is a doctor. He was asking me if I knew anything that could hint to cancer in the vagina.
>>671775586
rolly polly
>>671775577
>>671775533
>>671775522
>>671775566
lots of winrars
>>671775656
hang yourself
>>671775064
.......... .
Rolling
>>671775623
This
I like Kali.
OP is faggot.
OP should an hero.
Kali for queen of /b/
>I'm only serious. about both.
>>671775279
rroll
>>671775577
He's gonna skip it
>>671775535
roll
>>671775718
reroll
Sorry to confuse you. Im just gonna sit here the rest of the night with my moms curling iron shoved deep up my ass. Thinking about plugging it in.
>>671775623
this fam
I use Papa John's Brand Buffalo sauce as anal lube 3 times a day... Can you help my addiction...?
>>671775718
rollin for tHIS ROLL!
>>671775064
....... . ....
Rolling
>>671775762
faggot
>>671775804
Reroll
You should write some of these wins down just to give it to her tomorrow
>>671775714
Thanks for the good times, anon,
I'm going to shoot up our school BRB
>>671775718
rolll
>>671775064
...........,.,
Rolling
Thread is dead
>>671775804
this
>>671775718
rerolling
>>671775718
this!!
>>671775355
!!!!!!!
rip she hates him it is 8/8 best b8 m8
>>671775714
Wait! Look, I'm really sorry. I tried cocaine for the first time tonight and decided to text you. It's been pretty weird for me, too. Can you please forgive me?
>>671775714
Lmao
I plan to kill my dad for naming me Coal. Might as well have named me NiggerRock.
commence operation save anons relationship
>>671776231
if still going this
>>671776197
This but say you took meth instead
Wait, I'm sorry... actually... I love you Ryan Reynolds.
Okay, I'm sorry for everything that I've said to you tonight. I huffed some paint and it's starting to wear off. Going to bed, love you.
kali can i fuck you like i fucked my grandma? she isnt alive today but she loved it. i can show you her diary passage about the experience
hot cheese sandwich recipes
>>671776413
I'll reroll for that
>>671776455
winrar
did op died?
>>671776413
roll
