Oral hook up thread? Find a anon near you and get/give some head! Great way to spend a slow night!
>>671742802
this would be a much better idea if the male to female ratio were a little different
25 male here. in 804. Any bored anons in the area? email is [email protected]
19 m Oakland CA
>>671742802
>>671742802
this is so stupid
if you feel lucky enough to find someone local then go buy a lottery ticket instead of making shit threads
20 m Montreal
>>671742802
Wtf is wrong with you?
>>671742910
I am sure there are some gay guys here that would meet each other.
M, 22 here
HP5 UK
>>671742910
because you think half of the guy on here aren't faggot that want to suck guys?
canada, quebec
30 m Toronto
30 m, 603
lots of dudes posting
>>671743245
19 m toronto
69?
>>671743629
No choice I guess
21m, 613
live in freaking denmark
19 m
850 someone suck my dick
19 in Las Vegas
Currently unemployed so no schedule to work around
>>671744241
Where in dk?
>>671744499
like south sealand
>>671744348
what gender are you?
>>671744750
What city?
>>671743398
23 m here...
>>671742802
You mean, Gay Hookup Thread
We all know the chances of a femanon appearing and sucking someone's dick are slim to none.
25 m 518
>>671744955
Let me have hope
>>671744913
near faxe and haslev
13 male 410
>>671744955
is it gay if a trap sucks you off
>>671743398
I'm 603.... male
>>671742802
Milwaukee Oregon.
>>671745351
all the "traps" on here are skinny guys with long hair who shave their entire body.
>>671742802
408
when we get together I WILL fuck you mouth hard and deep until I cum straight down your throat.
that's more than just a promise
>>671742802
22 m Wroclaw Poland
617, will trade for bud.
>>671743398
>>671744949
>>671745385
lol glad i got out of that shithole
>>671745742
lol where were you livin at?
>>671745351
depends on whether she has tits.
a trap with no tits is just a faggot.
>>671743451
its like you dont know 4chan is mostly fags. you cant scroll the front page without dicks all over the place.
>>671745828
chester my man. gotta be closeby those derry hoes
reply to this post and a femanon will appear in this thread
>>671746001
If you wanna take a riDe....
Netherlands
030
B14 uk here
34m and 24ftm Houston 77055 713
219 m Chesterton
>>671746457
is it gay to get your dick sucked by a ftm?
>>671746185
Hi femanon
My penis is ronery
>>671746457
27m here. 713/281. Wouldnt mind hooking up.
>>671746571
Technically, yes. He presents fully as a male, but naked you wouldn't know except for the face.
So, yes.
here is a map from /soc/ I guess we could use it.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1869241
>>671742910#
/b/ used to get a million IP hits a month. The ratio at that point is infinity to infinity., and I doubt it's lowered drastically over the years.
734/m/26
Looking for female. I could use a great blowjob.
>>671746766
contact info?
17 m 734
18 m latvia
702 thots?
>>671746827
Nah, this place is still a major sausage fest.
>>671742802
27 m Hollywood
727 here.
19/f/nc
not giving any head just shitposting about you desperate fags lol
17/ male/ Helsinki finland
19 F DFW lets goooo
>>671747422
At least post tits you teasing bitch.
22 f IA 319
>>671746001
???
>>671747455
[email protected]
am in dfw area a lot
19, M, 913 zip code.
>>671746778
so no
it's not gay to get your rocks off with a girl. Especially if her body looks like a girl. Even if she calls herself Bill
>>671747438
Mods
>>671747438
MODS MODS MODS
21 F rotterdam
>>671747510
i dont like my tits they are too small
>>671747805
It's the ambiguity of it which makes it non-normative non-hetero sex. So, it ain't straight.
304 htown 23/f. I wanna do this on video!
>>671748020
I didn't ask if you liked them. I told you to post them. Small or not, you need to post your tatas.
29 male San Diego
>>671743629
room for a 3rd male from toronto
>>671748020
A true gentleman likes breasts of all sizes
So post'em
>>671748069
I would wear a mask, but that sounds hot as fuck.
To bad I am like a 100 miles from you
>>671746815
are these all guys looking for females or what. None of them fucking say in their tags.
>>671748020
Smol tits > big tits tbh
39 male Tampa....ladies I will eat you out.
>>671743149
>ayy Chesham
21 male straight 425 / 206
>>671748258
Awww
>>671748339
It's oral. Who gives a fuck?
>>671748159
>>671748223
>>671748357
Stay thirsty my friends
18 male NC
>>671748339
tags have a color coded legend stating their sexual preference at the bottom. You could always just ask.
>>671748568
Always
>>671747422
Oh come on im in nc
>>671748497
What part of WV are you in? I am in Winchester, VA sometimes and that is close to the boarder. Easy drive from there maybe
>>671748568
This isn't thirst. It's sexually harassing a chick who won't put out and only posted to fuck with us. I think tits is a good method of reparation.
>>671747146
Don't give up hope. It'd be my second meeting, not my first.
>>671747591
>>671748339
I'm F and looking for F, 319 or maybe some fun on skype with cams, have lots of toys.
21m uk looking for a woman. West midlands area
>>671748762
An hero you basement dwelling neckbeard
>>671748822
there are barely any girls on here to start with. Don't keep the girls to yourself!
>>671748769
My meeting/hookup male:female ratio is around 50:50. Of course, I'm bi and I don't mind.
zipcode 07621
>>671745968
feminine penors anon.
>>671748201
4th?
>>671748745
I am on Ohio b Kentucky border
>>671747972
20 M eindhoven. Down to meet?
>>671747422
kek
>>671742802
780 male here. I'll eat out your stinky old snatch for a biscuit and a half pound of bacon.
>>671747422
I like her.
30/m/orlando
>>671748996
Go suck a dick faggot, I'll steal all the girls I want
>>671747805
Science gives us this rule:
If your dick is bigger than the dick of the person you are sexing with, then you are hetero and she is a fag.
26 F ts20 uk
>>671749139
a dicks a dick even if it has lipstick on.
>>671749191
ahh damn. Been filmed is one of the hottest things to do. Shame barely any girls like it. Ever been filmed before while sucking cock?
>>671749663
Whereabouts?
>>671748422
30/m/St Pete, can you just lick my butthole a little?
>>671742926
26 m oakland
Good for most areas in the bay. Email me at [email protected]
22/lawnmower/tx
>>671748159
>>671749846
ts20 is a small area. Google is your friend.
19m 651 at UST looking to give or recive to males or females
>>671748052
Call it what you wanna call it. A dude getting his dick sucked by a girl is not gay. No matter how she "identifies". Just like a dude fucking a trap is gay even if he "identifies" as a girl.
Reality is not subjective
>>671749955
This guy is on a mission to suck a lot of cock, or harvest a lot of organs.
>>671742802
302 25 M
>>671748708
if its any consolation im on vacay in nd atm lol
Any ausfags? 4122 brisbane
>>671747972
M alphen aan den rijn
>>671742802
Dose any one else think this is going to get some one killed?
>>671750086
I'm retarded and read it wrong, ignore me
>>671750029
Use better lighting and zoom out ffs.
>>671750029
Just cuz u a trap don't mean your a grill
20 male in 843, looking to blow someone.
>>671750029
Cute! Kik?
>>671744382
I'm 19 in Vegas too. Jones & warmsprings area. But I'm M.
Male in 717 only looking for a femanon...
512 m 26
>>671749042
You a male or a female?
>>671750316
Not if you're smart.
Meet in a public location, preferably a coffee shop (you only have to stick around for as long as it takes to drink the coffee and is relatively cheap, depending on what place you go to), so you can get a read on the person. If you think they're creepy, bail. If you hit it off, do whatever you want. Just let a friend know where you're going to be and when. That way, if you disappear, they have your last known whereabouts.
This is like craigslist hookups 101.
>>671750557
Straightwhitetrap
:^)
M. 23. Straight.
360 Bellingham WA.
College Life!
>>671750375
fuck that im in a hotel room with my parents i think the first picture almost woke up my dad
>>671750721
Haha ayyyy are you me
22m 228
>>671749867
Hmmmm, request = denied.
>>671745400
>Search thread for Milwaukee
>Milwaukee
>Oregon
gtfo
>>671742802
ok, this is interesting.
crossdresser looking to suck/get throatfucked. anyone in europe?
Milwaukee, WI
8 years old female 75 Dongo boulevard Sacramento CA
>>671750692
Hah. Yeah good luck
>>671750784
You're in Dallas. It's only 7pm. wtf are your parents doing that they're already asleep? Also, can't you just go into the bathroom and turn the fan on?
>>671747455
Kik??
20 m miami
>>671750029
Beatiful.
>>671747455
23 male im in Arlington what area of dfw are you in?
>>671750899
>anyone in europe?
yeah i'm an czech republic, let me pop on down to portugal for you mate i'll be five minutes top
>>671742802
20's M Europe
pic is what I like but not related
Skinny 19 M in the 334.
Where my kinky, shuttin college girls at?
Male, 26, Downtown Atlanta. Recip.
>>671750784
Go to Tha bathroom.
Rio Piedras, PR anyone? Straight/28
>>671748069
I want to cheat on my girlfriend with you
>>671750204
It is /b/ man,he is here to suck a lot of cocks...
>>671750866
What part of the 228? I'm from Gautier.
>>671750959
30/m/843
>>671748436
yep... you?
3543, utrecht, the netherlands
>>671751332
gpt
>>671750736
Rules I now have after losing my virginity in CL hookup.
1.) Don't have sex at your place - (Can't bail after)
2.) Don't use CL to hookup - She went from lesbian in a relationship, so just sex, to 'date me'
3.) Do not give her more than 15 orgasms - Clingy Bitches Cling
4.) Should not have read so many oral sex guides - Too good and she don't leave
5.) Save all texts in case she cries rape after - she didn't but told me she called cps on her own family and had their dog taken away as well - also, my apartment, so couldn't leave.
I'm a sex god - Not going to bullshit people, really feel that way - no way you can fake contractions inside the vagina...I don't think. Also, never licking feet again. I vomit at the thought now.
>>671751134
you are very optimistic
20 / m / 318
>>671751393
Location?
>>671747972
29 M rotterdam, laten we samen inbreken bij blijdorp en los gaan op de nijlpaarden
I'm in Dover Delaware
Come suck my dick if you dare you spinless fucks
not a single 804 besides me........ :(
22m warsaw
>>671751578
Newark Delaware here faggot
303 here
>>671751426
London NW2 mate
>>671747591
I'm also 319, do you have an email or kik?
so anybody got their dick sucked yet?
>>671751477
keep wanking over your fantasies you virgin
513 / 37 / F
>>671751574
Chas area
>>671742802
This is some /soc/ level pleb shit
18 M Any girls want to skype
bisexual m in SLC, Ut looking for some one to have fun with guy or girl. but I have been really curious I want a guy that wants to give me my first gay experience.
>>671747591
Forgot to add, 19 M
>>671751938 is me
M 28 hicksville ny. Got some crumble too
>>671749019
That's so good. Keep up the great work, bro.
>>671750029
Go outside and take another..
Those seem lovely and not at all too small. Possibly perfect, but I need more evidence.
>>671746554
Damn another 219, too bad male. lol u 420?
219 19/m
18 | M | 919
>>671750988
not in dallas im in nd and we are all tired from driving for two fuckindg days
>>671751477
>Do not give her more than 15 orgasms
I'm really good at what I do, but 15 is a totally bullshit number.
On my best day I got six and a half out of a girl.
>no way you can fake contractions inside the vagina...I don't think
It's called a pelvic floor muscle and women exercise it. So, yes, a woman can do that.
>>671742802
vienna 1170, 25m get
757 21 m looking to receive
813 / 40 / m
>>671751963
I'm not a...wait a sec, technically, yeah I think I am. Gave her all her orgasms with mouth/hands. Couln't get hard, I'm still a virgin right? I didn't find her attractive at all, but felt the need to go with it, since I agreed to it. But no D in P so all virgin on the homefront? I can still call myself one? Virgin with 15+ O's to his name, I like it.
>>671752192
What I failed to mention was that four out of the five girls I met were total uggos and I was just really in the mood for a blowie.
>>671752284
Dad in trouble with the cartel again?
>>671751953
Yes.
Dog is still trying to get the cum out of his eyes but i'm too lazy to get up to help
21 m ri
>>671747591
23M IA C.R. ask for kik.
>>671752300
I don't think she faked it, but maybe, but why would she get so clingy? Why did she squeeze my dick so hard, It was actually swollen the next day after she tried giving me head. She also bit my nipples, which was weird. She told me to moan, but I'm like, 'no' until she licked my shin, and I was like "OH MY GOD" - dunno what happened, but it felt fucking amazing.
>>671743149
I'm an hours drive from you mate
20 M 301 area
>>671752284
Still the same time zone. Now, stop with the excuses and make with the tiny teen titties.
>>671752686
Cool, i'm in risconsin too
>>671751972
Tits or gtfo
619 reporting in. San diego
Guy or Grill, im open minded.
>>671752724
also 319 area, forgot to mention
>>671752724
I'm 1-2 hours from you ...
772 here
>>671752765
Let this be a lesson to everyone. Don't bullshit on 4chan and don't let some slut from cl be your first lay.
21 male sissy in 718
20 m Virginia Beach
Any Durbanites? M or F idgaf. I'm 18 M btw
>>671744241
f/19 and i love Danish men lol but I'm in uk ;_; pls come to uk
765
>>671752802
Only 18hrs away, wanna meet?
>>671749191
So you're in Huntington?
29 m nc 252
27m 509 in pullman. Looking for something before i go home to my gf for spring break.
Kik is ilikedrugs001
>>671751972
Seconded
>>671752484
Hehe, you live in a big area or are girls just more attracted to the open minded?
Again, 26 male in the 734 looking for a good girl who swallows.
Thread's on its last legs and I'm not a regular.
>>671750557
thanks, >>671750743 is not me
my kik is jddreamcatcher426
>>671747422
How about some titties?
>>671752955
Are you M or F? I'm 319, IC. I have a car too so I could just drive over. 19 M.
>>671752882
>>671753011
Uh, not bullshitting. She said she lost count, and I don't think she would go from damn near motionless to moving with my tongue (I realized what she was doing, and swapped back to up and down - was trying to swirl tongue around her clit, but she came faster when I swapped and she stopped moving as much.)
>>671752839
Uhm no, the state. Rhode island lol
985
Maybeee i zuck ya dick?
20 M Michigan
>>671751105
ayy
>>671747591
I'm also 1-2 hours from you ... M/mn
>>671753475
West*
>>671752955
you have kik? mine is revanwhitewolf
>>671753369
Those look airbrushed? If thats their true size though very nice. May i have another?
>>671744382
Henderson. Willing to suck. Im not that far from vegas
>>671753047
>>671752404
>>671744348
fucking booter
>>671748069
315 North Jefferson Street Lewisburg
>>671753588
Also im a male .
>>671753359
m 18
>>671753392
Should add, I'm terrified I have herpes now, despite her saying she was clean. I got an ingrown hair on my dick shaft (I think it was an ingrown hair) and popped it and puss and blood came out. So second half of person I was responding to is right, I should have been more cautious, now I think I have herpes.
19/m/ Switzerland, Spreitenbach
Anyone else in VA?
30 m 269
>>671753709
gg
g
24 yr old m 603
856 m
>>671753847
757 m
>>671753580
HTC, some weird filter on selfie cam
856 m nj
>>671745742
Fellow masshole hear....not doing any dick suckin, what part you in?
Henderson/Las Vegas
Willing to suck
Also i`m male
Saarland, Germany. 21
Looking to give and/or get head.
>>671753975
You look gorgeous.
>>671747422
33 m 609 here
34 M 423 (Tri Cities Area) wouldn't mind a femanon to come over and suck/fuck.
>>671753975
the makeup filter is probably on
>>671753913
Yeah GG, but I'm lucky I wasn't attracted to her I guess, because I felt nothing but disgust after, and now I feel no need to hook up with women at all. So if I have herpes, no big deal - Porn is better.
>>671753950
ahhh but we are both looking for females anon. I am male
>>671747972
kanker roffa
>>671754088
looking for fwb in 513
>>671753195
desperation is real
21 M 859 Lex
>>671754097
still here jus not getting the attention i seek so im lurking haha
[219] 18 Male {420 Friendly}
775
Bunch of you goons lurk
who want sucky or licky
probably some midtown hipster ugh
312
above average cock
can host
>>671754251
No where near there. Sorry. Im sure youll find someone.
>>671753475
I am also from west michigan. Too bad I'm not into dudes.
>>671754472
Ayyyy 219. Not suckin your dick tho
304
315 Jefferson Street Lewisburg, WV 24901
>>671748069
304 here as well. You one of those heroin whores that have been roaming the htown street?
915 30 M
>>671753975
You look so hot, post more :*
480 M/18. Want to suck cock or bottom.
845 new york
male/ north carolina
wanna try slurping a dick!
>>671754858
I could be what you got
>>671753256
I zuck ya dick?
>>671755214
Sorry but you cant suck mine
>>671749144
5th?
>>671755422
You a male or female
m 16 281713832
>>671754934
>>671755605
26**
21 M. Nashville/615
I'm game.
m north 714 here
>>671745400
Competition bobs red mill at 8 pm, will be in white 87bronco w redstipe
>>671755218
A hard dick and some reasons you shouldn't do heroin
>>671755564
>You a male or female
take a wild guess
>>671755214
where in nc?
>>671753419
My joke... You ruined it.
>>671755564
there are no women on the internet
>>671751146
334 here
17 M
>>671755917
Im hope a female
>>671755621
So hot love it !
You look like someone interesting ;)
Columbia sc 26 m
Looking to suck 519 area (London) - m
>>67175457
how about this fucking shit that got dumped on us?
>>671754286
You just don't understand true love.
Also, Pentium 286 checked
>>671755965
252?
