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I bet jews don't eat ass.
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dom do you trust me?
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>tfw badj finally measures his dick.
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>>671710656
you like cakes, don't you?
i'm good with those.
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>>671710634

do you eat ass?
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>>671710829
I don't have the necessary tools.
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>>671710915
Whenever I'm able. Though I tend to be the one who gets his ass eaten more often.
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>>671711128

same here. you have my total trust.
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>>671710953
print out a ruler nigger.
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now you've killed it, badj
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he's measuring his dick at the moment.
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>>671711179
*touches your tail*

>>671711182
effort

>>671711925
nah
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where did he find a microscope so fast?
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sheesh, it's not that small, just smaller than average.
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>>671712070

i am touching your tail with my tail
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i dont even know, i had to
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>>671712260
So you think. You haven't measured it so you don't even know. I'm 99% sure it's bigger than you believe.
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Jews dont eat ass because its to close to the gas chamber.
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>>671712277
That's borderline lewd.

>>671712466
I'm rather sure it's not, besides, I never said it's microscopic, just smaller than average.

>>671712513
#puns_of_damage
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>>671712513
But that's where they get coleslaw from.
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>>671712705

no, it is just physical affection between two WILD BEASTS
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>>671712705

where my scaly boys at~
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>>671712923
I'm pretty sure trust is psychological, not physical.

>>671712993
There's a scaly thing on my bookshelf. All silver and stuff.
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>>671712705
Your dick is probably like 5"-5.5" in length with ~4.5" in girth.

Shit, why don't you just do the toilet paper roll test and post results?
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>tfw my standarts will never be this low
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>>671713207

i said affection, but that does not mean trust cannot be shown physically. i myself express a lot of things either through gesture or touch.
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>>671713207
what kind of "thing" are we talking?

the one that goes in your butt? ;)
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>>671713207
There's a big fuzzy thing with messy hair sitting on my shelf right now.
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>>671713355
how low tho
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>>671713278
I wouldn't know, really.

Effort+disinterest.

>>671713355
elaborate

>>671713391
True. I want touches.

>>671713508
A dragon figurine, a silver one. It doesn't have a dick.
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>>671713727

so it goes in your butt, then
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>>671713727

you are always capable of acquiring touches.
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>>671713972
no, it's pointy and scaly and would probably hurt a ton.
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>>671714126
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>>671713727
Don't make me get dotter to go over there and give you a spanking again.
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>>671714596
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nvm im retarded
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>>671714727
what
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>>671714727
cute
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>>671714649
dotter has not had that right for like 2 years now.

>>671714711

>>671714727
don't feel bad, some people just are born retired, they can't help it.
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>>671715435
Love that reference.
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>>671715679
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>tfw you invite Badj over to your house and he farts on all of your furniture
God damn it badj.
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>>671715830

he is just marking territory.
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>>671715736

>>671715830
false and homosexual
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>>671716041

askdjaklsfj
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>>671715736
>>671716041
>>671716276

less avatar, more gay
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>>671716276

>>671716504
I don't want dom to get the wrong idea.
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>>671716504

i do not want to post gay, i want to post goat
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>>671716601

give me the wrong idea
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where did my future husband go, i have nobody to talk to now
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>>671716601
>>671716615

then why dont you make like a tree, and get out of here
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>>671716903

i dont want to do that either
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>>671716822
You can talk to me if you want to.
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>>671716734
*touches your tail near the base*

>>671716903
Why would I though? This is my thread, if you don't like it, you can go.
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>>671717013
well allright then, tell me, how are you doing on this fine evening?
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>>671717186

ill have you know that avatarfagging is super illegal
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>>671717320
I am doing just fine, thank you. And how are you?
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>>671717186

i am shivering
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>>671717567
and what are you up to, besides chilling here?
i'm alright, bit bored, don't know what to do really.
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>>671717511
fuck the popo

>>671717750
alt+3
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>>671717958
>fuck the poo poo
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>>671717813
Well, I am too tired to play video games, so I don't really have anything to do at the moment.
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>>671717958
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>>671718140
all roads lead to you getting your ass fucked
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>>671718140
i see. well i guess having an easy time here is good enough. or maybe you should get some real rest.
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>>671718075
[quiet frowning]

>>671718185
less than three
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>>671718314
Wise words. I will prepare my butt then.
>>671718380
Yes, I will be going to bed a bit earlier than usual, because I had little sleep the last two days. So I guess just being in the thread is a nice way to pass some time.
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>>671718788
yeah, this place is pretty calm, nice for evenings.
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>>671713170
>>671711179
>>671712138
>>671712371
Moar like this please.
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>>671719095
sure
a little big is always nice.
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>>671718953
Yes, especially if the thread is quite slow and there are good conversations going.
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>>671719341
Yes sir.
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>>671719684
i sometimes like how they slowly die down, it's almost relaxing.
>>671719826
you may have another.
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Lust is such a strange thing. One would never consider putting a piece of shit from the toilet into your mouth. Yet for sex some will munch that ass like it's the last food on earth. And why?
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>>671720539
>what is cleaning
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>>671719974
They are almost like dying stars, so magnificent.
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>>671720110
Unf so much beef...
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>>671720713
they twinkle from page 10 to 1, then 10 again, then 1, until they just die down and settle for 11, never to be seen again.
finally, the threads are free.
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>>671720668
C'mon, you can't get an ass and colon completely free of shit 100%. There's still some there for sure. And not everyone that takes it in the ass does a thorough colon cleanse like that.
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>>671721246

you can, actually.

the people that clean poorly are irresponsible.
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>>671721023
I have moved past the pages, I only the the full catalogue picture now, all thumbnails interconnected into a big puzzle of /b/, with gfur in the center of it.
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>>671721246
well your tongue doesnt go half a meter inside.
your toothbrush has shit particles in it too you know
>>671721451
indeed, as that is the only way to truly experience /b/. yet the threads still move through the pages on their own, unaware of what is going on. silently, they die, and they do not even see it.
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>>671710526
I thought jews were behind everything.
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>>671721359
I dunno man, I mean digestion doesn't stop when you're having sex right? I dated a girl who loved it in the ass. Best part about it was pulling out and busting my nut in her ass. Beyond that I always thought the pussy was better.
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>>671721760
We should try to become one with the flow, become the thread, be born with it, and die with it, only to be reborn again and again.
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>>671721760
If my particles you mean the particles we smell then heck man were all covered in shit.
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>>671721929

digestion does not stop, but it also isn't particularly quick. when i fully ablute myself, i am clean and fuckable for perhaps 12 hours at most.
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>>671722184
ah, but we are! threads may fall, but we will always rise again. unless we are hit by the mighty ban, which would render us unable to be a part of a thread, only a mere spectator.
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>>671713324
YES
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>>671710526
don't you have your own board?
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>>671722581
yes? are you sure?
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>>671722597
No
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>>671710526
jews eat dick
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>>671722759
I'm pretty sure.
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>>671722920
good. because i agree.
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>>671722503
Let us pray for our IPs not to be hit by Banhammer, since we want to please these threads with our presence 'till the end of time.
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>>671710526
I eat a girl's ass before anal, absolutely. The first time... after that, if she don't rim me during a blowjob, i go in dry.
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>>671723045
Wow, is he handsome. Definitely.
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Why does g/fur not put "g/fur" in the op but s/fur and h/fur do?
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>>671723294
because we are afraid of the autosage
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>>671723097
do not fear, for it shall not happen, at least not today, for we are strong, we are one with the thread already.
>>671723185
cutie aint he
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>>671723438
No doubt! I'll have to look into that artist.
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>>671723687
i haven't seen his stuff, butt that one is nice.
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>>671723438
We are blessed for we were chosen by the thread to be the bearers of gay furry porn.
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>>671723919
I'll be happy as long as it involves bears or a nice belly.
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boop boop bloop bloop loop loop..
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Oh God, what the fuck have I walked into.
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>>671724015
indeed! and we are doing the thread proud, i believe. it will end well.
>>671724085
those are both really nice, yeah.

Alas, my time has come to and end, i wish you all a pleasant evening, and if anyone wishes to discuss mindblowing things like these, or just chat about nice bears and bellies, my skype is twa144. may the banhammer have mercy on your souls.

oh and para, hope you're having a nice day.
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It's going by fine. Farewell.
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>>671724085
Me too
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>>671724658
I sure will. We will be victorious.
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Sup Homos

With Snarf getting him a job
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ancient furry
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>>671726416
Oh god

Didn't think anyone had any of the old stuff
Post more
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>>671726862
and i didn't think that mouth could get any smaller
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