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no homo
oh..... i see how it is ;-;
Super Tuesday should be pretty good.
>>671688364
can't stump the trump? a-am i right guise?
>>671688697
No dear, you can not. There's a good boy.
i swear, this capcha is so boner killing.....
who here has the biggest cock and why is not in my butt?
>>671689104
i-im sorry master... please be gentle
whats happenin up in here yo
>>671689524
What have you done to deserve the cocked butt though?
>>671689659
Only if you learned your lesson.
Got a kik /b/ros? Check us out sometime
>>671689736
hey badj. we're just getting psyched over Trump.
>>671689994
i really doubt badj would say something like that
what, did he win or something?
Forgot the picture, Lol
>>671690153
Badj is crazy. He'll say anything. You must be snarf then?
Trump is always winning.
Interesting thread so far.
>>671689953
Maybeh
>>671690455
naaah he's more serious than that.
not snarf either, as you can see i haven't asked for your butt yet. heh heh
just an anon.
silly trump.
so what else is up besides silly trump?
>>671690745
Trump is great though.
I'm also watching a bit of Netflix, pretty excited about the new season of House of Cards coming out in a few days I believe. Here's hoping there's more gay stuff with Kevin Spacey.
>>671687849
> no homo
No. No, that's not how any of this works. You're a fucking faggot, end of discussion. e
>>671691186
It's not gay if you say no homo. That's the rules bro.
>>671691065
i don't know much about him, but i've heard nothing good.
haven't watched that either, what's it about?
no netflix here
>>671691644
The media's just been going full ham with the character assassination on him. They've even gone as far as calling him literally Hitler but stopping just short of claiming that the Earth will spin off its axis and plunge into the sun if he's elected. The criticisms have no substance.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't know what house of cards is and you don't have Netflix? What kind of backwater do you live in?
>>671692228
well him saying "i took a small loan of a million dollars" doesn't really help his case
i heard he failed every business he had
but whatever, i don't know
southern part of yurop, we're supposed to get it soon though.
nice tiger.
>>671692582
"small" being relative and subjective. And no, only 4 of his 515 subsidiaries went into bankruptcy. Bankruptcy being, in layman's terms, a 'shield' against creditors and sort of forcing them to a negotiation table.
I'm sure you can go on youtube and see parts of house of cards.
>>671693106
well hey, i really don't follow the US political thing much.
what is youtube?
im kidding, ill go have a look.
>>671693330
>what is youtube?
>im kidding, ill go have a look.
Good, I was about to smack you through the internet.
>>671693489
so season 4 trailer
>affairs
>politics
>money
>some killing stuff
>a bitch character i hate
did i miss something
oh wow, you can go through the internet yourself?
w00000w, teach me senpai!
>>671693810
Pssh. It makes more sense if you already know what happened in the previous 3 seasons.
Yeah, I can also reach through the internet and give you a spanking too.
>>671687849
>no homo
Obviously
>>671694357
i watched the trailers, it gets naughty at S2 it seems. looks like an alright show
what if i like spanking?
>>671694722
Yeah, Kevin Spacey does some pretty nice gay stuff in the show.
Maybe I'll just have to spank you hard enough that you don't like it.
>>671695116
kevin spacey huh.
eh, i guess he's alright too.
now now, you wouldn't do that to me would you?
The fuck is this shit??
>>671695407
Kevin Spacey is a qt~
Don't test me boy, I'll do it.
>>671695715
he's k.
do it, i dare ya
>>671696008
Nigguh your ass will be so red when I'm done with it...
>>671692842
More!
>>671696345
will there be surprise buttstuff involved?
come get me, im right here
>>671696675
There might be... In fact, I might just make you have my babies~
>>671697047
awww, how cute
do it, i'll be waiting
>>671697283
You're going to get like, sooo pregnant it's not even funny.
>>671697677
suuuure
prove it. my butt is waiting.
do we get to cuddle afterwards?
>>671697827
Can you even handle triplets?
But of course we will cuddle.
>>671698187
that's a bit much, dont you think?
i bet i could handle you no problem though.
>>671698367
I'm sure you can take care of em'. You'll be a good boy for me right?
I gotta poop.
>>671698692
you ain't leavin me just like that, get back here!
but yes, yes i will.
>>671698744
>>671698840
Well someone's got to bring home the bacon. You can then cook that bacon for dinner later babe.
>>671698744
Who does that anymore?
>>671699132
it's a good thing i like cooking then.
you'll have to take care of my butt so i can be the most effective though.
>>671699492
Is it a big butt?
>>671700121
it kinda is, is that bad? i mean, it can always change...
>>671700262
Big butts are best butts.
>>671700771
great
cmere then.
im waiting.
And what about airplane yiff? I mean c'mon.
>>671687849
im not gay a but a glowing blue deer dick is something you could not taste every other day
>>671701000
You sure? I might wreck that booty.
>>671688516
nice, public use always turns me on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IhJnkVBzlk
>>671701372
you can try all you want, but there's no wrecking this booty. do it, come on
>>671696457
source?
>>671687849
More like no ANTHRO
Ill just let myself out.....
>>671701659
But my load will proliferate your posterior.
>>671702093
sure it will
why dont we give it a go then, so i can prove you wrong?
Hey guys. What's going on in this thread?
>>671702417
Gay butt stuff
>>671702417
>>671702512
>>671702272
So you want my dude nectar in your bat cave?
>>671702417
Philosophical conversations, circlejerk and gay porn.
>>671702512
Do tell.
>>671702772
Penis inside of ass
>>671702713
do you want your dude nectar in my bat cave?
>>671702896
But the thread said no homo. Now I'm all confused.
>>671702999
It's a lie.
>>671702999
It isn't gay if they moan uncontrollably like a girl.
>>671703092
Why would somebody lie like that?
Homo
>>671702900
I do but shouldn't we get married first?
>>671703284
To lure innocent boys in.
>>671703311
moving in together is a bigger priority, isnt it?
which we should totally do
>>671703405
Glad I'm far too smart for such a trick.
>>671703555
You have already fallen into a trap. Your fate is sealed, there is no turning back, no salvation for you.
>>671703498
Absolutely. We'll have to use my bed because it's more comfortable but you can just rest your head on my chest if your need to.
test
>>671703774
Oh my. I do so love traps.
Hi guys
>>671703857
works for me. i'll even make breakfast in the morning. is your chest a good pillow though? i think mine would be.
test the 2nd
>>671703964
There are no traps here, only beautiful fluffy men.
>>671689994
>fuck my butt heres a fork
is this a reference to a particular iCarly youtube poop...?
>>671704093
I'm not sure, I've never used my chest as a pillow before. Why would your chest be a good pillow?
>>671704271
yes. I saw it numerous years ago but that line stuck with me.
>>671704216
Pity. I was told I had fallen into a trap. Got me all hot and bothered for nothing.
>>671704340
i dont know, i guess it would be soft enough. maybe.
>>671704464
Don't you ever learn? I lied to you, and you've fallen for it, again. This place is full of traps.
>>671705078
Oh my. Tricked again!
no butt stuff for me i guess
>>671704490
I might just have to try it out.
>>671705411
why knot?
>>671705514
be my guest.
or, more than a guest
Gays
>>671705737
cuz thers no 1 2 do buttstuff wid me
Gaaaay
>>671705815
So you want to be a forever family? Then we could adopt a couple'a kiddos and complete it.
>>671705210
Get used to it, you can't trust anyone here, except me.
>>671705938
Made my cock grow 5x larger that day
>>671706111
sure thing, swiss doggy. if you're up for a challenge, of course.
i get to cook though.
>>671706433
Sure, you can cook so long as you're good at it. I don't think raising a kid would be all that challenging. You just have to make sure you stay involved with them.
>>671706778
Neat, it works again.
>>671706778
probably wouldn't be too hard, no. i've been told i'm pretty good.
i reckon it would be pretty fun too.
>>671707090
your cock?
>>671707216
That has never stopped working. I was talking about the names.
>>671707166
It'd be plenty of fun. You could teach them how to fish, take them camping, play some vidya with them and make sure they don't need to be carried like Nibi and Katia, help them with homework, and all that stuff.
>>671707420
I thought you broke your cock when you tripped while you had a boner and landed on it.
>>671707680
heh, it would be nice wouldn't it. i didn't know katia needed carrying around.
i don't know, i think it would be really nice.
>>671707850
Nah, it's too small to break from something like that.
wow, did I killed it?
>>671708294
I think so too.
Yeah, Katia is a scrub.
>>671708326
How small exactly?
katia doesn't eat ass. how then can he be trusted?
no badj, u did no killing it
>>671708924
too bad you're so far away that you even have netflix.
bleh, katia.
>>671709023
Maybe like 4" erect, why do you want to know?
>>671709037
this
>>671709187
this
Seriously though, there's something very wrong with people who don't eat ass.
>>671709157
ok good
>>671709300
dat tho
they simply are not credible
>>671709157
I know, it sucks. I want to bang your booty while you make me food.
>>671709187
Have you even measured it?
I wouldn't trust someone like that.
>>671709911
No, but I'm generally decent at making guesses.
you can trust me badj.
Do you eat ass?
>>671709761
ugh
though you dont even know if im a qt or not
dont bang me too hard though, i might make a mess with the food!
fi gotta find me a job there and ima move right away
no problem
>>671710031
God damn it badj. Just measure it already.
>>671710334
No, I have not the facilities.
you fuckin bet
>>671710287
I'm sure you are. And don't worry, I'll make sure you don't mess up the food.
