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>>671618144
gsagfsgfdasgs
>>671617904
How goes bbycakes
cheaters
the both of ye
>>671617882
>>671618281
Feeling pretty good. How about you?
>>671618591
put a bra on those suckers, jeez
>>671618521
>>671618251
Better than mixing them together.
Snarfles.
>>671618632
what
>>671618774
A little anxious and flustered.
>>671618828
>>671618946
Why's that, you think?
;)
Why does everyone think Snuffles is me?
>>671619260
Matching butts
>>671619260
Name length similar.
Starts on S.
Many "f".
Matching butts
>>671619049
>>671619260
because you're both hairy snarf snuffs
i don't really know if you're old yet
but body hair is associated with old guys
I wish I was that horse...
>>671619667
that horse has the head shape of a blow dryer
>>671618591
gross
>>671619079
Girl got me super drunk a few days ago and I already know she had a thing for me. Lost my inhibitions and we almost fucked, I had whiskey dick though and thankfully didnt.
We snuggled though.
>>671619620
Not 30 yet.
>>671619451
There's only one 'f' in my name.
>>671620449
Yay whiskey
>>671618144
what the fuck is this faggot shit?
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/demon-nigger-4
>>671620449
Oh wow. Guess I need to get you super drunk.
>>671620659
Porn for the worst kind of degenerates.
>>671620537
if you are in your late 20's you're old to me
>>671620811
...
>>671620925
you are a child.
>>671621206
No, I am 23
I will be old soon too
>>671621070
Well I tried.
Anyone two years older than me is an old man.
Mark your thread
Fluffers.
>>671621399
no you're thread
>>671621375
Pervert
ᶦᵐ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵒ Im pure
>>671621396
I think 10 years
>>671621556
FIGHT ME
>>671621659
We can change that.
>>671621825
You usually die when you start shit, you know?
>>671622064
Someone just tried that and it didnt work.
nibi give the good alcohol
>>671622449
I wouldn't try to dull your senses beforehand.
>>671622535
oh COME ON
>>671622449
Why does he have rope on his feet?
>>671618591
What ARE you?
>>671622723
Which?
>>671622729
What would you?
>>671623027
I don't know, but for some unknown reason I find it sexy.
>>671623027
For bondage
>>671623277
Completely consensual or nothing at all.
>>671623277
I'll have one of each!
>>671623221
whats
is there something wrong with my chest
>>671623221
what the hell are you?
>>671623290
Lol ok. Sometime you just can't explain it.
>>671622535
Fucking source
>>671623598
A faggot, what else
>>671623416
I wud hope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xZ6mhF-5Sk
>>671623558
Someone seems to have planted melon seeds in it and left them to grow.
>>671623463
Have a drink!
>>671623890
You have my word.
>>671623949
Yay 3 way. Wish I could have one with out any drama.
>>671623558
Nice hormonal imbalance you got there m8
>>671624135
You guna get roughly humped.
>>671624026
>>671624337
that's the way jesus made me
>>671624060
oh boy a mystery shot!
>>671624447
Can we play out that image first?
>>671624584
With tits?
>>671624584
Even jesus makes mistakes it would seem
>>671624664
I'll take mine from the source
>>671624664
Here have another!
>>671624671
With tongue?
>>671624690
pecs
>>671625202
Yus
>>671625206
Tits, those are tits, Pecos aren't that rounded
>>671625202
Yummy big balls too
>>671625368
Oh of course.
>>671625206
fatty pecs
>>671625551
>>671625641
Are you the fawks?
>>671625569
They look almost like they were injected with silicon or something
>>671625890
I'm always the foxxx.
Hey people, how's it going?
>>671626010
You're a tall fox.
>>671626120
meh
>>671625921
is just smooth fat muscle
>>671625202
whoa bro slow down
>>671626285
Not when I'm on my knees.
>>671626369
Don't you meh.
>>671626369
I know the feeling, I have to eventually find an apartment. Now I need to get a new car, and I still haven't gotten to see luc yet.
>tfw I spent a good hour setting everything up to ride my David the Werewolf dildo, cause I want dat knot, and then blow my load in 5 minutes and completely loose interest
Fucking hell. How're you all?
Hello all, glad to online.
>>671626803
at least you can use yours right now, I'm staying at my sister's friends house so I can't prepare myself or anything.
>>671626929
well that is good.
Evening, all
>>671623776
Sakura Trick
>Now back to lurking
Evening.
>>671626474
Okay bud.
>>671626547
Well I suppose that works.
>>671627231
That sucks too. I just ordered a Nox from the sale that's going on, so I was trying to "prepare" for it. Don't know how the fuck I'm gonna take it; David is a small and the Nox is medium. My poor butt.
How long are you stuck at your sister's friend's?
shit thread
>>671627282
Gayshrk
>>671627282
hey sharky, how's it going?
>>671627407
Hey roy, things going better for you as of late?
>>671627572
idk, just use the small as the preparation and put in the nox after?
I am stuck until I can get a new apartment.
>>671627407
What's good?
>>671627738
Nbi
>>671627827
Things are alright, feeling a bit odd though. It's peculiar
>>671627827
>idk, just use the small as the preparation and put in the nox after?
Yeah that's my plan. Gotta not get so worked up beforehand. Or stoned. I get too horny when I'm stoned.
>>671628135
how are ya.
>>671627572
I've got a large crash. It's pretty easy to take, at least until the knot.
>>671627827
Depends on the day, really. Thanks for asking though.
>>671628135
Sleep. Too bad I don't get enough of it.
>>671627539
>>671628135
Would love to be in those shorts
>>671628241
God, I wish I had one of those toys in me, they're so pricey..
>>671628135
feeling odd? How so? Like emotionally or physically?
>>671628241
yea just don't get stoned before hand. Start it up when you aren't horny and then you will be horny enough by then I would assume.
>>671628584
Well that is an improvement, I really hope it gets better pretty much all the time.
jgsdfasijrfrdgfb
>>671628661
>they're so pricey
They're on sale right now. Spend $100 you get $29 off. But shipping still tacks on another $15. It's something, though.
>>671628841
>Start it up when you aren't horny
Yeah, but I usually feel like bottoming in the first place till I'm horny xD It's a vicious cycle :P
>>671628584
Gaey
>>671628855
Like I said earlier I don't think I can justify to anyone why I have a dog dick
>>671628453
Okay, not the best I've been. Decent, I guess. Yourself?
>>671628584
Sleep is nice, how many hours have you been averaging?
>>671628661
They are some nice looking shorts
>>671628841
Emotionally I guess? Not terribly pleasant but manageable I think.
>buy BD yesterday
>discount available today
Goddamn it.
>>671629236
They're a pretty chill company, bet if you email them they'll give you a coupon for the discount value or something. Maybe even just straight up refund you the $30
>>671629197
A girl tried to rape me.
>>671629015
then I have no idea what to do then, wish I could help you further.
>>671629197
just attempt to think about things that make you happy to cheer you up.
Well I gotta go, see ya all later!
>>671629197
Honestly? Like 4 a day.
>>671629427
But if they give me a coupon, I'll just be encouraged to buy more.
>>671629236
What did ya get?
>>671629624
What? How did that happen?
>>671629686
See ya
>>671629714
Is it insomnia or work keeping you up?
>>671628855
You have a point, any you'd recommend?
>>671629197
Oh yes they are, I would love to be dressed like that and tease someone. Make me nice and hard thinking about it.
>>671629427
That too is an outfit I wanna get fucked in. And seriously?
>>671629714
>I'll just be encouraged to buy more.
>thatsthepoint.jpg
>>671629236
Shoulda waited one extra day and just fapped.
>>671629962
>>671620449
>>671629236
Always wait for the sails you dum dum
what animal dong did you get?
>>671629962
Large Austin.
Just too much on my mind.
>>671629992
No. I have to put a stop to it. I have too many.
>>671630097
I haven't fapped in over a week.
>>671630202
Wife her
>>671630326
>>671630356
I had no idea there would be a sale on that random date.
>>671630326
cl.ammmmmmmmmmm
>>671629990
>You have a point, any you'd recommend?
I've only had one insertable so far, David the Werewolf. And it is a fantastic toy, although if I could do it over I'd get it in the medium. I thought firm would feel like a really hard cock, but there's no give whatsoever and I constantly feel like I'm gonna break it off at the base if I'm not careful :\
Also don't know how experienced you are, but I don't bottom a whole lot, so the size of David (even as a small) is still about as big as the biggest dick I've ever had. Just pay attention to the actual dimensions, rather than sizes. BD are pretty good about the dimensions they give.
>And seriously?
What? BD giving back the coupon in a discount? Sure, it's a perfect idea. Anon buys another dildo, sure he gets the $29 sale, and the $29 coupon, but he still had to spend at least $40 to get that. They still come out even at the very least, and it's fantastic customer service.
>>671630356
>I have too many.
I'm sorry I don't understand.
>>671618144
Wut
>>671630446
ALWAYS
WAIT
FOR
SALES!!!!!!!
also we will get pics of it in use, right?
>>671630356
Shoulda
>>671630408
I dont want girls tho.
>>671630569
>if I could do it over I'd get it in the medium
There I go forgetting shit again. What I meant was:
>if I could do it over I'd get it in the medium FIRMNESS (but small size still)
>>671630446
Cutie
>>671630701
Yeah but like, shes totally into you
is she at least cute?
>>671630569
I am more then a little experienced, but I've only really used just basic dildos and such.
As far as toys go, flexible is good?
>>671630838
> girl
> cute
You are in the wrong thread anon
>>671629990
That is pretty gayy
>>671630202
Oh, wow. She was totally into it?
>>671630356
Pic related?
And that's unfortunate. I hope things turn up for you though
>>671631108
most of us are girls with feminine penises
>>671630920
Well a *little* bit of flexibility would be good, when I want to lie on my back and just rock against the base of the toy, trying to get the knot in. They offer a firmness sampler pack you could get to see what you think, but personally I'd try medium firmness.
>>671630838
Kinda, has a kid though so thats an instant turn off.
>>671631175
>>671631175
>>671631175
>>671631175
this, except im a girl with a huge masculine penis
>>671631268
oh, then you need to abort right away
I loathe kids
>>671631120
Just voicing my need to get fucked, friend.
>>671630569
I don't hardly use all the ones I have.
>>671630660
People actually use those things?
>>671630743
The picture, yes.
>>671630701
Didn't wanna.
>>671631120
I'd buy him.
It's fine.
>>671631120
Yeah it was too weird because I was too drunk.
>>671631431
>I don't hardly use all the ones I have.
Sounds like an easily fixable problem. Or, y'know, send em to me.
>>671631431
are you just buying it for decoration?
>>671631359
Indeed
>>671631431
Well you have it now.
>>671631175
Most of you are old neckbeards in basements
>>671631599
Not always in the mood for toying. And I regrettably don't know who you are.
>>671631640
I give them to my dog as chew toys.
>>671631715
Nah. It won't arrive til Wednesday.
>>671631383
I totally understand
>>671631431
So would I
>>671631544
Best not to make that sort of decision drunk anyhow.
>>671632025
I can outbid you.
>>671631762
What is 4chan
>>671631284
an enormous futa horse cock
>>671631762
this is incorrect.
>>671631960
>And I regrettably don't know who you are.
Oh yeah
>_>
<_<
>>671632144
Best Jeopardy game ever.
>>671632098
That I do know for a fact
>>671631715
well, at least you know you are fuckable.
>>671632293
Or I do, then.
>>671632322
Back off my foxes, boy.
Now I am bored.
>>671632025
Good, I just would love to be taken and bent over right now and just fucked hard, but alas, I got nothing that can do that job. Something like this would be amazing for me.
>tfw no new toys or willing guy/strap on female
>>671632548
>Or I do, then.
Haha, no, nobody does :P
>>671632689
Do you post shota at all or does a program download pictures with that shitty name?
>>671632548
I think I will back into them
>>671632840
What a strange life you must live.
>>671633029
Some are bigger than others.
>>671633054
Very ಠ_ಠ
>>671632975
Shitty program as well as bad transfer.
>>671631960
Prepare your anus.
>>671632025
Yeah really.
>>671632330
>You actually believe my bullshit
>>671633261
One size fits all
>>671633331
Ah ok, so just a crappy program which cant name files
>>671633293
Carry on, I suppose.
>>671633479
Yep, passing it though, I should have renamed it myself, but I was saving in bulk and in a hurry.
>>671633433
Shouldn't need to. It's not that big.
>>671633456
I don't think you're going to be able to back that up.
lurking 101 step 1
dont say your lurking
>>671633654
PREPARE
>>671633654
YOUR ANUS
>>671634111
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
>>671633967
Whats step 2?
>>671633967
step 2 actually use your fucking pictures
>>671634213
TO DEFEAT
>>671634268
THE HUNS
>>671634251
uh... Yeah that!
>>671634111
>noice trips
Would love that too. Damn.
>>671634388
The white one looks like there's no place he'd rather be in the world while the other seems like he'd rather it be someone else. It's kind of a saddening picture.
>>671633433
I would like an outfit like that.
>>671633654
I've been working on it
>>671634268
Step 3 .........
>>671634779
>can't unsee
Aaaand now i have to unsave it
>>671634980
Yay antlers
royyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>671634980
Progress report.
>>671635049
I have it saved for that reason.
>>671634779
Maybe he regrets his relationship and cant tell the white one he doesnt love him anymore.
>>671634384
the WHAT
>>671634263
dont forget your pics when you decide to post
>>671634995
a thread or two later, decide to mention the story that was in the first thread
>>671632610
Try finding something to do.
>>671634980
Yeah its fancy.
>>671631715
I'd sniff that butt.
>>671635317
It's a sobering picture.
>>671635221
That's not how you spell it.
>>671635320
The. Fucking. Huns.
Jesus. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS.
WHEN I ASKED.
FOR SONS?
>>671635622
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroy
>>671635468
Looks like fucking Stitch with a beak
>>671635489
What would it smell like?
>>671635164
Foxes with handles
>>671635237
Dicks feel good
>>671635432
And fun. I would have fun wearing that.
>>671635753
Asriel's butt.
>>671635320
Oh noes the thread police
>>671635622
>Feel lonely now.
>>671635753
How should he know? You sniff to find out.
>>671635753
I'm not sure. Probably like Asriel's. I'd like to know.
>>671618591
big pecks
>>671635753
Maple syrup
>>671635850
Is it because you can be naughty and have limited need for undressing?
>>671635695
You're bad at this.
>>671635850
Knowing you're gay is progress I suppose.
>>671635916
Basically.
>>671636083
M- maybe?
>>671636128
Did you not get that impression when we met?
>>671636128
roooooooooooooooooooooy????
im trying my best!
