Does anyone believe in ritual sacrifice? >Inb4 edgy Thin
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Does anyone believe in ritual sacrifice?
>Inb4 edgy
Think about it, your sacrificing a live animal to the gods in return for what you desire.
Well I sure as sin do, and I'm starting off by going to the pet store in an hour for my first sacrifice. Nothing big (dogs/cats...yet) but help me decide which animal and how I should do this. Long suffering, quick death, cruel death. All welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXnmZIFlCGs
You should sacrifice yourself
>>671545550
sacrifice some chicken nuggets. gods love chicken nuggets.
>>671545550
this
>>671545944
a human is higher on the favour list so do it op
>>671545944
/Thread
You have to start big, man. But dogs and cats aren't big enough. Try yourself. Make sure you drag it out as long as possible.
>>671545550
>>671545944
>>671546195
>>671546258
>>671546403
>>671546414
The only way to get oldfags to show themselves
>/b/ has always been against animal cruelty
frist of all, you don't speak for /b/
and second of all the new /b/ has far less morals so get over it
You get what you give, anon. E.g. a white lamb, raised with a good life will buy you about a year of prosperity, but something small -say, a goldfish- might get you a winning scratch ticket
>>671546782
lolwut
you gay trannyballz bastard
EDGY AS FUCK
>>671545550
you believe in a god hahaha
even better yet you will kill for your imagination
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>671545550
Fuck off, retard.
>>671547902
Great pic. Mind if I save it? XD
>>671548070
go ahead buddy, its all yours
Sacrifice yourself to appease the restless spirit of moot and bring back the old /b/
>>671545550
why would anyone believe such nonsense?
>>671548322
wtf. U think 9/11 is a joke? fuck u
>>671545550
>>671548252
Thanks, Lori.
>>671545550
what basis do you have to believe doing this would get you anything? You're spending money on needlessly taking a life, you'd get more wishes literally tossing that money into a well
Not big deal its only death and pain ppl
>>671545550
did you just ruin your fucking wooden floor to do that? just a god damn cutting board next time.
I hope you die on the way there.
>>671545550
>gods
kek
>>671545987
doesn't everyone?
What a boring thread, i like looking dying animals. Anyone upload any webm with painful death?
>>671548457
of course it was, whats next? Sandy hook not being hilarious?
>>671545550
I grew up ancient orthodox coptic Christian in Iran until my family smuggled us out of there in the 1990s.
We used to sacrifice lambs and doves for certain religious holidays.
We cut the necks then burn bodies at a alter to god.
>>671550233
go kill yourself, those were innocent children they didn't deserve that
>>671546782
>the new /b/ has far less morals
What are you talking about? We openly traded cp here a decade ago.
>>671550856
>at a alter
>>671551528
>we
So including you? Brb, reporting you to the FIB.
Try killing yourself first, let us know how it goes. Try again.
>>671551253
I think you have found yourself on the wrong website Amerifriend :^)
>>671551765
I'm with this anon. If you want the "gods" to listen to you you better go big, and what's bigger than your own life? go for it champ, make them proud.
>>671548872
This
His mom is gonna be so pissed when she gets home and sees he's ruined her hardwood floors
>I'm betting she's really sick of his emo bullshit by now
>>671553225
>>671553478
>>671551961
you know, just because ur anonymous doesnt mean you have to be an asshole, why can't you guys act like human beings
>>671553869
>>671553869
I wish you were in the twin towers and also sandy hook at the same time and ih columbine and the bataclan
Sacrifices are metaphorical. It is the spiritual energy you put in the sacrifice that makes it count. It's not just hurr kill. Burn an object that is dear to you, it'd work better and you aint amassing bad karma.
>>671553097
kek/10
>>671554522
Checked, also probably sick of hearing him blast MCR in his room
>>671554235
that'd be the most ridicoluos things in 2016
>>671553771
I've been using magick for over 40 years. There's no need to sacrifice anything except some time and mental self discipline. The magick comes from inside oneself. It's a matter of getting your conscious and subconscious minds to communicate effectively. Your belief that you need to sacrifice an animal is at best a crutch. Grow up and study some magick theory.
>>671554100
the fuck is so funny? "oh that guy respects people lol what a retard"
>>671554231
just fuck off
>>671554717
What is MCR?
>>671553869
are you for fucking real?
>>671555214
keep trying bud
>>671545550
Even if I was religious, why would that ever work?
Destroying something your god made to have them favor you seems like some backwards-ass thinking.
Try doing that with your parents. Kill a sibling to curry favor with them and see how it works out for you
>>671555386
oh sorry, does me pointing out that ur a shitty person offend you?
>>671555151
> magick theory
>>671554100
>>671554231
>>671555386
Come on newfriends
>>671555214
I also wish you were at the boston marathon, and a captive of ISIS.
Maybe I'll sacrifice something and wish for you to be in those places.
>>671555625
It's like music theory, but with *magic.
>>671545550
>671555555
>>671553478
Jesus, how long have you had that pic just waiting for someone to fuck up FBI?
>>671555843
>>671555555
>>671545550
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>>671555687
yep, just keep proving me right, makes it easier for me anyway
>>671556002
No one said you were wrong, just a faggot
>>671545550
>Sacrificing an animal
What does you murdering a random animal do for a hypothetical god? Draw me a line between dead animal and god being pursuaded to do jack all?
>>671556107
Seriously newfriend, come on
>>671553869
>being this new
>>671556002
ya you got me, you found shitty people on the shittiest place on earth, christ give this man a noble peace prize
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>>671556107
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>>671556225
what?
>>671556488
why call it sacrifice when you can torture and kill animals without any dogmatic bullcrap
>>671556655
Good job newfriend!
>>671556488
I can pretend, watch:
Oh my god anon, i am so sorry for the comments i made earier :( it was very uncalled for and i realize the error of my ways. I have been taking classes to help me improve my anger and i truly hope you could find it in you to forgive me in time. However i understand your trouble with me and i accept that we may never be the same ariund each other again. Once again, i am truly, TRULY sorry for my actions, anon. With love and stability, Anon.
>>671548457
bush was the mastermind behind 9/11. Robotic Muslim Jews from the future,the Jewbots were the ones that leaked the conspiracy. They have been locked in Alkatraz since then.Although people think that the jewbots were double spies.
>>671556994
this guy hehe
>>671556503
BLACK HISTORY MONTH OVER TODAY.
>>671546782
>the new /b/ has far more morals
Fixed it for you. /b/ has been invaded by tumblr and 9gag for the past 5 years that all the oldfags and original /b/tards like moot have left because they're sick of this cancerous SJW shit.
I bet none of you faggots even know what pic related meant back in the day unless you Googled it.
>>671545550
You think an almighty god will be pleased by some teenage faggot sacrificing goldfish lmao
>>671548622
i really really like this side of you
>>671557133
>>671556655
Yeah, you got me. God you fuckin' fags are too easy. When did this place become easier to rustle than tumblr?
>>671557154
A foldgish
>>671545987
Chicken *nugger
>>671551528
This. I miss the good old days of /b/. It's just not the same
>>671557193
What do you mean?
>>671557242
Faggot.
>>671557242
Dude these newfriends are so easy to troll. They try to be supreme edge lords, so all you have to do is act triggered and they gobble it up.
Kill yourself op, why make sacrifice ? Youre not going to be in heaven if you kill poor cat
>>671556488
This isn't reddit
We're an evil bunch. Actually, scratch that, we're the only honest ones left on the internet it seems.
Dumbass..
Slit the throat, burn the offering. I vote rabbit.
>>671557423
Oh shut the hell up. Who fucking cares what *you* miss.
>>671557550
Which cat is "poor cat?"
>>671545550
Yes, the more valuable to you the sacrifice is the more it will please the gods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuhBDkIn_RM
>because this is the middle ages
>>671557506
>supreme edge lords,
You're a grown adult and you talk like this?
>>671557502
Aw. Did I getcha?
>>671557679
The black ones
You need a better animal. The Romans sacrificed bulls. That seems like a good choice. I wonder how much a new born calf costs. And you have to rub the blood all over yourself for it to have any effect.
>>671557679
>>671545550
>>671557117
stfu
>>671557918
Kek
>>671557902
And here children, we display how easy it is to troll the newfriends. Have you been enjoying your stay?
>>671557497
you sound like you have a proper nice boypussy and a truly gorgeous feminine penis
>>671557602
>We're an evil bunch
>we're the only honest
What's this fucking "we" bullshit. GTFO
>>671558059
>>671558115
I enjoys traps
>>671557902
go piss on your feet, friend
>>671557634
I r8 1/8 for making me reply. nice try faggot. Get better b8
>>671558184
>>671557550
>>671558115
I'm still lost, explain what you're getting at, in intimate detail.
>>671558065
>we display
fucking see
>>671558174
>>671558478
Yep. Too easy. My super secret club would never have fallen for this.
>>671558429
>I'm still lost
Typical new 4chan user.
The Gods generally do not want the animal to suffer, you simply offer up the blood and the life. Don't sacrifice a dog or a cat, unless it is a dog or a cat that you are attached to. You can't just kill any random cat.
Animals that you would usually eat make the best sacrifices, like a goat or a rabbit.
Once again, don't make it suffer. If you make it suffer, you're just fulfilling a sociopathic desire within yourself.
And make sure you are offering to a specific god/goddess or a specific group, not just "The Gods"
>killing beings the gods put on earth
I'M GANESHA. IF YOU SACRIFICED AN ANIMAL TO ME, I WOULD NOT KNOW OR CARE.
>>671558609
Sounds like I've hit multiple nerves, you bunch of faggots.
>>671558742
>>671558644
you got a point there.
it's not really much of a "sacrifice" if you're giving up something you don't care about anyway.
>>671558632
Hey. To be fair I've been coming here for about 5 years now, I just don't come that often. So, semi-newfag, I guess?
>>671545550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCObZ6Kodi0
why not one of each?
So much "we"
>>671559059
Yeah, sacrificing a goldfish that would have just died in a tank is stupid.
If you were going to eat a cow, but instead give it to the Gods, then that has meaning.
Yes, i believe in sacrifices.
No animal in the pet store will be good for a sacrifice though.
A lamb, a goat, a raven... Many gods have many different animals to sacrifice.
>>671558742
>>671559198
Who the fuck would you sacrifice a raven to? I've never heard of a god that wants ravens.
>>671558252
traps - dwarfs and wizards
>>671559107
I've been here a long time. I've been disabled since 1999 and I have LOADS of spare time. I love fucking with these kids.
>>671559412
10 to 1
it's a Norse god
>>671559412
The Christian god
If you aint got a dove, use a raven
>>671559412
A raven is an acceptable sacrifice for Morgan afaik
>>671546782
lmao
>thinks they know shit
>>671559412
Is being white a sin?
>>671559458
nope, celtic.
>>671559518
wat
>>671559161
I know! None of you people ever met me. ALSO:: Shazaa! Pocket sand!
>>671559487
>disabled since 1999
Story? Work accident?
>>671559458
Quite.
>>671545550
The shadow elite use democracy and voting as a willing ritual sacrifice. They present two options, both which leads to the sacrifice but since you made a willful choice to be sacrificed, no transgression has been made. According to their beliefm God can not forgive transgression against another human. You have to invite the sacrifice and chose death.
In every democracy the global government oppose the third candidate that offers an alternative to sacrifice. In USA the third alternative is Donald Trump and he is fucking up their ritual sacrifice of the willing,
True repentance
The Mishnah states, "To a man who says, 'I will sin and repent, I will sin and repent', Yom Kippur brings no atonement. For sins against God, Yom Kippur brings atonement.
For sins against one's fellow man, Yom Kippur brings no atonement until he has become reconciled with the fellow man he wronged.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_views_on_sin
>>671545944
lol'd
>>671559401
What a whiner.
Enjoy your last hours as a free man
>>671559626
Toppest kek!
>>671559601
I wouldn't sacrifice a raven to the Morrigaine. They are animals that are under her protection, she'd be pissed if you killed one for her.
>>671559487
>disabled
>>671545550
I am Muslim and we slaughter animals all the time for Allah.
It is especially beneficial to slaughter a white male infidel. They are the most accepted offerings to Allah.
>>671545550
>Baby man wishes to sacrifice creatures to a god for a reward.
I don't think you can kill anything thats the size of a dog/cat, tub of lard.
>>671559601
You should sacrifice a rabbit or a squirrel for her, and put it on a high table for the ravens and crows to eat. That's how she prefers her sacrifices.
>>671559680
ah should have known it was the Morrígan
but I had crows in my head
>>671545550
OP rationalize ritual sacrifice for me
I already know about Saturn Death Cults
>>671559487
Massive heart attack while young. I'm bionic now. My father only lived to 40 from same thing. But I'm cool with it. Just had new batteries put in for $100,000.00 that I didn't have to pay for.
This thread gave me cancer
>>671553869
>>671559907
huh weird, multiple sources i have read claimed she wanted ravens. I'm lucky considering i couldn't get around to doing that.
>>671560135
after reading this i am starting to think the sources i read got lost in translation
>>671545550
>Inb4 edgy
>i'll suck your dick bro
>no homo
>>671548872
>>671553097
Carpenter here.
At this point, I have to chime in.
The width of the wood that you apparently think are floor boards, in relation to the hammer, razor blade, and fish, are about 1/2".
So, as a matter of fact, that IS a cutting board.
>>671559853
>tabs
>/MLP/
>anime
>how to take a screenshot
>9GAG
>>671560249
not >>671560135 this i meant after reading >>671560085
>>671560249
Nah, bro. The Morrigaine is one of my patron goddesses. Don't kill a crow or a raven for her, instead offer something to crows or ravens.
>>671557143
I'm happy to know Im not the only other oldfag on here :D
>>671560289
>being this new
>>671560289
>male feminism
>>671560553
For real
You're fucked up. It's the 21st century, quit this shit you degenerate faggot. Your "desire" is probably social respect you gross fuck.
>>671560553
I'm not new. I've seen that screencap before, but I've never noticed the tabs. Was le funny, friend! XD
>>671560249
I know she's supposed to appear as a crow.
and she'd probably be proper pissed if you sacrifice her to herself, she's not Odin
>>671557143
I have not see that picture in a long time
Go sacriface your penis,
you're not going to mate anytime soon
>>671561091
>not see
>>671560799
:o, u come from reddit too? lel, 9gag army am i rite XD XD
>>671560799
Damage control
>>671561327
Yeah man, well meme'd!
>>671545550
OP, wouldn't you want proper sacrificial tools?
>>671555567
>kill a sibling to curry flavor
>>671561329
Your asshole is going to need damage control if you don't fuck off, beta loser.
>>671560973
>>671560491
i am curious, how do you guys pray to morgan?
also what other gods/goddesses are your patrons?
I actively worship Manannan mac mir, Kernunnos and Morgan. But boy is it hard to find good and realiable sources on prayers and rituals.
>>671561786
The fuck is this? Is this like the 4chan version of headmates?
why is fish-flesh so different looking to all land animal's flesh?
seriously, I am wondering that, now that I see the half fish there
>>671546782
on the one hand you are right.
it's not like /b/ to make a big deal about some kid acting as an infant and planning to torture animals.
however, it is very much /b/, at least how i remember it, to try and talk an insecure OP into suicide. preferably on cam.
but that's just my 2 cents.
>>671561979
Can't someone just be a pagan?
>>671553097
>>671561999
Checked m8.
But it's different because fish are sea animals, not land animals.
>>671561786
For me, it's mostly the Morrigaine, but there are a couple Asatru gods that I will occasionally pray to. Other than that, there's natural spirits as well,
I just made friends with the crows that live around me, I give them food when I can, and generally treat them well. One of the things about the Morrigaine that you have to remember is she does not look kindly on weakness, so don't bow your head or ask for forgiveness or whatever, just speak to her respectfully.
>>671562181
No.
The French resistance
>>671545944
>>671545987
>>671547902
>>671547905
>>671548387
>>671548647
>>671555567
>>671556195
>>671560163
>>671560076
so many edgelords on tonight
do you morons realise that sacrifice as a practice has survived until today for a good reason, and not just by some dumb coincidence?
>>671562350
I could figgured that far out my self m8, I just mean why is it so and not like the land animal's flesh... or the other way around, why is our flesh not like fish flesh?
>>671562519
I know i tend to do that.
Also one last question.
2 weeks ago i was walking to my place when on the side of the road i saw a raven, dead, wings open, in standing position, looking directly at me when i saw it.
1 week ago, i was walking to my folks place, i remember i forgot something in the car so go back to pick it up, there is a complete black cat, holding a dead raven in it's mouth, again, wings spread open, looking directly at me.
I kinda got scared shitless, is there any meaning to it or am i just being paranoid?
>>671562958
I can't say, I'm not knowledgable in the field of biology.
Graduated top of my class in gender studies though!
>>671558336
>I r8 1/8 for making me reply. nice try faggot. Get better b8
Now I know for a fact you're a newfag, get the fuck out of here.
>>671562883
Because people are retarded?
>>671563374
>look at me i call people with belief retarded i am wayyy smarter than them
kys
>>671562883
>>671563138
Sometimes a dead bird is just a dead bird, other times it's a sign,
If you see something, and the first thought that pops into your head is "This means something" it probably does. What that means is up to you to figure out, you can't have another person tell you.
Luth au Urum, sibling.
>>671563543
>kys
>>671563543
no u kys
>>671563731
>it probably does
Damn. I want the drugs you're on. Sheeeit. You be stupid high.
>>671562883
If it's been practiced until today for a good reason, why didn't your parents leave your sorry ass in the volcano
LOOK at the time! I have to go vape some sofa stuffing.
>>671564198
Ok. no one asked but w/e
everyone ITT are faggots
>>671564850
Including you.
Should I kill myself guys?
>>671561786
oh I don't.
she's one of the Irish gods.
we've got Andrasta,
but they're linked.
As to how, well seeing as human sacrifice is off the table, I Just make a point off looking out for the Hares round here.
>>671564461
Asked what? Piss off you rancid boil on a cats ass. Fuck you.
>>671565344
Please.
>>671563138
My nan would say as long as it didn't come into your house to die you're good.
>>671565481
You want to meet up, babe?
>>671558059
palachinka
Stop abusing Coricidin, OP
>>671565565
How?
u can haz noh keelz animulz
>>671563279
good one m8... you got me there
>>671566163
rip in piss m8 crawling in my skin 1 like = 1 prayr
Is that it? Am I the only one left?
>>671567299
still here
>>671567299
i am lurk
>>671567445
>>671567503
Cool. Wanna argue about stuff not worth arguing about?
>>671545550
You're dumb. Sacrifice isnt about killing the animal in itself but also about the value you placed in said sacrified animal. Sacrifice your gods a miserable rat you bought for 1$ and they will make your life hell
>>671567853
yeah sure i practice an almost dead religion that is seen barbaric and stupid by many people
>>671546782
>don't speak for /b/
>goes on to speak for the whole board
Lmao what a fucking faggot. Hopefully you get a bullet through your head my man ;)
>>671568223
friggin' retahd atheism is love/life
Wow. A goldfish. How impressive.
Call me when you sacrifice chocolate milk you sick fuck
>>671568484
lel what a fucking beta faggot, enjoying your basement?
>>671565764
OOHHHHH. Talk dirty to me you big pussy.
>>671568795
lol ur 1 2 talk, fuckin NEET. ur girl was enjoying my dick in her ass last night, fag
jk, we all know you couldn't get a girl if ur life depended on it
>>671569140
Damn. You type at least as smart as a pair of pliers.
>>671569140
jokes on you i WOULDN'T get a girl if my life depended on it you fag.
Haha..
>>671553869
>>671569417
>>671569426
stop bullying me, this is cyber-harassment
>>671569737
Oh christ. Get a fucking mop.
>>671569737
By the way guys, why does 4chan act weird when I use it on my iPad?
>>671570015
Always change your pad.
>>671570129
I need to buy a new one? Damn.
>>671570015
idk, I think we are acting pretty normal
>>671570296
>normal
>4chan
pick one
I cant believe people actually do this shit, but whatever keep doing that pointless ass shit its literally going to do jack shit
>>671570499
Hooooo, shots fired!
>>671553869
We got a live one here boys
>>671545550
Kill yourself
>>671557143
you should be banned by that pic if /b/ was /b/ anymore
>>671571002
>>671570839
>>671571058
Kill yourself samefagging this hard
>>671571065
What the hell are you, the fucking social director?
>>671571496
don't you know what dsfargeg is?
>>671545944
He said nothing too big. OP is probably a land whale and what he desires is to be skinny
>>671571697
banned for dsfargeg
>>671571777
G O D
T R I P S
Can we make it to 300 guys?
I'm currently smoking some at least 30 year old(i think) cigarattes, tastes pretty bad
I like how Sonyfags bragged about PS3 playing Blu-ray Discs, but XB1 does a lot more than PS4 and all of a sudden not being just for games is a bad thing.
>>671545550
I remember when i was 12. I wasn't this edgy. Way to autism to the max op.
>>671562883
b8/10
Let's skip calling you edgy and go straight to calling you a frothing-at-the-mouth crazy retard.
>>671573554
kill urself
>>671574173
>>671574222
>>671574314
What is this
>>671574314
jesus look at that fucking disgusting keyboard. You have to be a fat neckbeard and single. No girl or even gay dude would put up with nasty shit like that.
>>671574518
Mouth fedora
>>671574564
chill bro lol
>>671574173
>>671574222
>>671574250
Oh wow anon I have that same one but its old and silver not gold like that one.
Kiss me you sexy beast
>>671552844
>>671555868
ITT: People who have never played GTA
>>671575352
Video games bore me.
>>671574518
A fingerbox you can vape with.
>>671575075
>>671575075
Pucker up.
>>671545550
Retarded fucker
>>671550856
Weren't Jesus against sacrificing animals?
>>671545550
>2016
>Not pendulum summoning
Eat sushi nigger
>>671555567
> Kill a sibling to curry favor with them and see how it works out for you
one silbing = al love
your wrong
>>671577629
racist
>>671555351
My Chemical Romance. Considered by lots to be the most notorious emo band
>tfw when former emo
>mfw stuck with 10000 band facts I can't forget
>>671577773
Hi, Welcome to /b/! Is this your first time here?
>>671556503
>>671578506
I got another one!
Christ it's been 4 hours, can we just let the thread die already?
>>671562883
I like them better than baitlords
>>671578828
Ah yes, the "I didn't know what i was doing but someone called me out and now i'll pretend i'm a troll" fag. Bravo, faggot, you win the coveted title of Troll King! Your mother will be so proud she might forget that her questioning of why she didn't swallow, take it in the ass, or get an abortion.
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>>671579436
My mother is dead you fucksicle
>>671553869
You can't be this autistic, this has to be b8
>>671579671
Good. shes probably watching you from hell right now thinking, "God, I hate that faggot." Whilst Satan rapes her asshole for all of eterninty
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>>671580144
Who let the taco guy in?
>>671580116
Got you yet again! Hooooooooooooo
>>671580287
newfag/10
>>671556655
checked for triple dubs
