real life is for march
remember to wear protection before fucking yourself
Osomatsu-san was a mistake.
>>671540952
Yeah man, but how's you?
>>671540954
how are you parafirku
>>671541311
He was not.
>>671541406
Not much to report, really. Same ol' routine.
>>671540954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8--bviy1ECY&t=30
>>671541033
How do I find a companion to give my love to if I hate everyone and push people away?
>>671541406
He's the 2nd worst of the six.
I'm willing to say he's better than Todomatsu, but that's it.
>>671541583
Well it's not a bad routine, is it?
>>671542099
Waifus will never push you away.
>>671542178
>not loving big brother
Nice Osopinion you got there senpai.
i just like smiley retards
>>671542099
Just dont love
>>671542573
>>671542573
>>671542573
>>671542519
It is what it is. Could be better, could be worse, you know?
>>671542519
I can't hug something two dimensional.
>>671542573
Tried that, just made me feel bitter with only a minor sense of smug satisfaction.
>>671542744
>I can't hug something two dimensional.
The feels. I feel those feels.
scsfcsdfcsdf
>>671542947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABCDPGzjalQ&t=65
>>671543050
>>671543195
I'm not going to click that
>>671542869
Teddies just don't cut it anymore
>>671543341
>for you
would I make a good judge
>>671543569
>Teddies just don't cut it anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY4uxdAt4-M
>>671543625
yes, I think you would be quite objective and impartial
>>671543810
how is my scruffy scowl
>>671543916
oh yes that was quite good
you got the intimidating voice for it too
>>671543569
holy shit is that the real Freklz
it's been a long time
>>671542519
That's not fair, smiling matsus are guaranteed K.O.
Even Ichimatsu's cute when he's not scowling.
is that tak
AYE
TIS
holy shit this dude's level 19 dunsparce is rolling my entire squad
>>671544056
you're too kind
are you doing anything for leap day
>>671544084
>>671543710
I legitimately have about 12 teddies around that size. Polar bears, rabbits, pandas, regular bears. It'd be nice if they could hug back.
tik tak
>>671544386
nice
sup
>>671544418
no I can't say I am
>>671544691
>Dear class,
>I was in a car accident on Friday, right after our class. I am figuring out a way for tomorrow's class. My one thought is that I can use skype to call in from home to conduct tomorrow's class. Could one of you download on your computer skype, if you don't have one, and use it in the classroom for the class. My user name is [REDACTED] and send me an invitation from your skype account. Thanks.
but avery leap day only comes once every 4 years
>>671544503
if I had a nickel for every time I saw/heard that...
>>671544691
hey man it's been a while
like
a year right?
>>671545207
ha ha why doesn't she just cancel class
but I don't really care about it
>>671545247
something like that
>>671542744
Just stay snug, smug.
>>671545247
"taki" means "such" in polish btw
>>671541406
Ridiculously late reply, but whatever. I've been better.
>>671545410
but avery
leap day is the day you do things you don't normally do
nothing you do on leap day counts
>>671545551
that's why I skipped class and am putting off my paper until tomorrow
>>671546032
Lolis are good
>no one marks
Wow, gay and lazy
>>671545466
It's a very lacking experience
>>671546410
You're just not doing your job.
>>671546462
Lacking dick?
>>671546032
I'm sure we could find something else to do
>>671546577
I cant be here all the time.
>>671546841
Maybe with enough coffee you could?
>>671546656
That would be really really fulfilling right now, too.
It'd probably help a whole bunch
>>671546381
dunno if I'd call that a loli anon
>>671546767
I already have
>>671546983
Coffee is not that incentive.
>>671547152
which is
>>671546656
>Lacking dick?
The sad truth.
>>671546983
sounds like the fast track to a heart attack!
>>671546841
That's just defeatist, Nibi.
>>671547062
Getting or giving dick?
>>671547233
playing video games and watching other people play video games
>>671547247
Or horrible, horrible caffeine poisoning.
>>671547223
Do it for the dicks then.
>>671547247
Nice rhymes, maaaaaan.
>>671547381
caffeine poisoning?
don't think you could pull that off with just coffee.
>>671547466
they're so nice I didn't even do that shit on purpose
cute goat
>>671547340
lay in bed with me
>>671547240
*Hard truth*
>>671547288
ikr? Such difficulties.
>>671547581
only if I can play pokemon
>>671547466
Well, I do like dicks, and butts. I like butts mostly.
>>671547330
Both, either, all of the above, together or separate.
>>671547571
>caffeine poisoning?
>don't think you could pull that off with just coffee
Ohohohoho, you'd be surprised! Take it from someone who went through it. Very, painfully possible.
>>671547647
of course
I only have the one blanket will that be okay
>>671548094
yes that will be just fine
>>671547571
I'm trying diligently to find more.
>>671547741
I like both. That's pretty normal, right?
>>671547853
Mmm, prostate massages~
>>671548160
okay
your hair smells nice
>>671548163
Pretty gay id say.
>>671548269
you've never smelled my hair
>>671548365
can't I pretend
>>671547901
just doesn't seem possible
you are the only person I have heard this from
>>671548163
cute goats, or rhymes?
I've got plenty of one if you have the time.
>>671548335
It's just a way of life!
>>671548163
I believe the rest of this thread should be dedicated to gotes.
>>671548482
women have told me my hair is exceptionally soft though
>>671548492
Cute goats.
I'm looking for cute goats.
>>671548558
Fine by me!
>>671548582
should I shave my face
will it bother you
>>671548249
Any kind of touch would be an exhilarating sensation. It's been over 5 years since I've even hugged another person
>>671548760
not unless it's like the sort of scratchy scruffy you get after, say, a week of not shaving
>>671548802
A fitting picture.
>>671548492
>just doesn't seem possible
>you are the only person I have heard this from
Well, I mean, just coffee alone requires a large amount. And who cares who you've heard what from.
>>671548913
it is that scratchy stuff
you might get scratched
>>671548522
So it is
>>671548802
Contact is nice, I do like snuggles.
>>671549001
gross
facial hair should be soft
>>671548623
fair enough,
although it must be tough.
>>671549006
Or so we think...
Also, it'd be very kind of you if you could add me on Steam again.
>>671549106
Yes, I'm browsing through so much cringeful fanart made in MS Paint just to find something good.
>>671548802
>Any kind of touch would be an exhilarating sensation. It's been over 5 years since I've even hugged another person
Aww. :(
>>671549006
>Contact is nice, I do like snuggles.
Snuggles are fantastic. I vote, mega gay group snuggle. All in favor, say queer. B)
Ugh, and my NS keeps fackin up.
>>671549064
no it should hurt a little
but I can shave it if you want
>>671549265
it's those frackin cylons
>>671549393
then I'm afraid I will have to insist
>>671548930
Filling my desires with immediacy
>>671549006
Touch, I remember touch. Pictures came with touch. A painter in my mind, tell me what you see.
>>671549190
I only want to love
>>671549180
Of course
>>671549190
Thats an orgy
>>671549524
but then I won't be the law
will you shave too at least
>>671549551
I see what is obviously the seconds before gaysex.
Now this is much to my liking.
>>671549551
Cuddles are only good if they're with someone you actually care about.
>>671549578
Many thanks.
>>671549716
yes
this beard is only a product of indolence anyway
>>671549454
>it's those frackin cylons
I knew it!
>>671549578
>Thats an orgy
Some say potato, some say potato. B)
>>671549180
that must be like
physically painful
are you gonna be alright?
>>671549836
oh I didn't mean the beard
>>671549180
>Yes, I'm browsing through so much cringeful fanart made in MS Paint just to find something good.
It's dangerous to go alone!
>>671549921
oh, yes
same with the rest, really
I would keep myself completely shaven if it weren't so darn difficult
very cute conversation, afk again
>>671549844
yukko
>>671549903
After what I've just been through for the past 2 days, this is a walk in the park during a sunny day with a cool gentle breeze.
>>671549996
I walk alone.
>>671549733
A delicious compliment to cuddles. Right?
>>671549738
I hope this is true, it could be so wonderful.
>>671550317
Oh yeah
>>671550075
okay cool
can you do it without showering though
>>671550219
>yukko
What?
>>671550253
>I walk alone.
You walk a dangerous path, Para.
>>671550317
>A delicious compliment to cuddles. Right?
Indeed!
>>671550531
I have an electric shaver so I can use that
if that's what you're asking
>>671550666
if it works yeah
I was thinking you could shower when you got here
>>671550579
YUKKOOOO
>>671550419
>>671550579
So what's the best way to get it?
To get both?
>>671550768
I would rather shave in the shower though
much closer shave that way
>>671550579
Few seem to. Sometimes I just feel the need to squeeze things out of life more, taking risks.
>>671550793
Be gorgeously handsome.
>>671550935
oh well then just shave here too
I could help you in the back
I know it's hard to reach
>>671550253
Yeah man I read the threads.
You gonna be alright?
>>671551087
that would be excellent
>>671551080
>>671551139
We'll see. I haven't eaten anything for ages now. I think I'll finally go ahead and do that.
>>671551184
I agree
I just thought of something
>>671551358
what is this thing you just thought of
>>671551297
W-what?
>>671551423
if we got married today we would only have to deal with an anniversary every 4 years
>>671551297
Well, you'll need your energy for when you get over it and move on to better things, which I know you'll eventually do.
>>671551498
hey that'd be pretty nice
>>671551612
I'll go file the paperwork
do you want to hyphen our names
What the fucking fuck is this thread.
>>671551468
D-do you think.. maybe.. I'm gorgeously handsome?
>>671551549
The addition of essential nutrients to my organism right now could be beneficial to improving my mood, I think...
dubs = hitler takeover
thank god there were no dubs
>>671550995
>Few seem to. Sometimes I just feel the need to squeeze things out of life more, taking risks.
JC, A BAWM!
>>671550770
>YUKKOOOO
I DONT UNDERSTAANNNDD!
>>671550793
>So what's the best way to get it?
>To get both?
I have no idea!
I no longer enjoy league, what do I do?
>>671551905
I know
last time he got dubs was bad enough
die, and cry.
>>671551080
I can only seem to do cute or tired. Is that close enough?
>>671551926
At least you're honest.
>>671551973
you are free
>>671551973
stop playing it?
>>671552019
i do not understand why demos and eisen check dubs, what is the point, are they being ironic?
>>671551767
Ill need an updated picture.
>>671551926
Like Yukky but more harderest.
>>671551926
A BAWM!
>>671551973
Look at kewt gotes.
>>671551973
>>671552043
>>671551767
How else can it improve?
>>671552102
I think it's just fun for them
what kind of dress should freklz wear when I marry him
>>671552087
Being skinny helps if you want someone bigger cuddling you.
>>671552221
>>671552166
I guess I can dig one up.
>>671552244
The easiest way would be to take some mood enhancing drugs. Like clonazepam, ughh that'd be so good right now.
I guess there's also doing enjoyable activities.
>>671552408
this but with shoulder straps
>>671552473
>>671552166
>Like Yukky but more harderest.
Nibi! You're scaring me! I have no idea what the hell you're talking about man! *shakes*
>>671552087
>At least you're honest.
I try.
>>671552170
>A BAWM!
We have the technology...
>>671552424
My body belies my mind, in that I'm rather tall and broad, even if I'd love to be the little spoon.
>>671552663
>>671552606
okay
that color too?
>>671552473
I enjoyed laying down and feeling like garbage with him much more than I should have.
HOW COULD I BE DEFEATED SO EASILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>671552043
dom, I...
>>671552089
No, this is only the beginning of my hell.
>>671552091
out of the question.
>>671552170
so many kewts
>>671552221
that
>>671552886
Goatbro pls.
YOU REMEMBERED?
>>671552794
i like it, he might not. a lighter forest green would work.
>>671552805
>>671552886
touches YOUR tail
>>671552603
Oh okay!
>>671552699
You are asking for my rapey side to come out.
>>671552709
Lota tall boys are super submissive.
>>671552886
usually playing a new character or with different people puts me out of that slump
>>671552788
>>671552877
>>671552886
BadG!
Yo what up?
>>671553076
>You are asking for my rapey side to come out.
That would only add to the conffusssiiioonn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZZg17dAPJk
Replace SHE with HE
>>671552699
Why contain it?
>>671552886
I've come to the dramatic conclusion that Asriel is not a gote. He has fangs and doesn't have hooves.
>>671553076
One sec
>>671553158
ooohhh
>>671553017
I will stream tonight barring any unforeseen disasters
I think he will look cute in anything
but I think he'll look even more cute in nothing
how do u fuckin faggots start your posts?
>>671553274
Oy. How are you doing?
>>671552886
You could play dota, get bored or angry at that, then go back to league.
But they're both ASSFAGGOTS so you are only hurting yourself.
>>671553280
like this
>>671553278
radical. i am prepared to lie in bed and watch for hours.
>>671553280
I usually just write out sender and receiver and then put it in the Postkasten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJOJqQMkvOY
>>671553369
not bad, thanks. just hanging out. how about yourself?
>>671553005
hmm?
>>671553017
>>671553119
I have no people to really play with at the moment, and I don't have enough IP to buy new champs cause I just bought a shitload of runes.
>>671553190
Not much, just things. And with you?
>>671553254
He is a boss monster though.
>>671553274
hy
>>671553390
But I want to play league, I just don't enjoy it anymore.
>>671553244
You are askin for it.
>>671553579
hiya
how are you
>>671553442
okay cool
I will invite freklz too
>>671553076
Just because you're big doesn't mean you have to be made of stone. It's easily forgotten.
>>671552699
What say you for the best route to love?
>>671552886
Aren't goat nerds made for bulli though?
>>671553579
>no people to really play with
well there is your problem
>>671553671
of course. i was going to recommend playing it that night you were perhaps not feeling great, but it is kind of a rollercoaster itself and i didnt want you to have a negative impression.
>>671553271
>>671553254
>I've come to the dramatic conclusion that Asriel is not a gote. He has fangs and doesn't have hooves.
What if I were to claim... that he is more gote than you will ever be?! What then?>>671553579
>hmm?
B)>>671553590
>You are askin for it.
Maybe I AM!
>>671553579
No
YOU DONT
>>671553559
Sick. Got ill after the last exam last week. And I've spent the weekend lying in bed only.
But since I got exceptionally good grades on these exams I guess it was worth it.
But still, it sucks.
>>671553579
Sick, too much stress, see above.
But I attended university today anyways because my headache was mostly gone.
I did bled all over the tables and floors at one point during a lecture because my nose started to bleed like hell.
Good times..
>>671553921
Present anus.
>>671553799
>>671553624
Not bad, had a great dinner, drank some wine, now my head hurts just a little bit but that should be remedied with more wine. How about you?
>>671553684
I have no idea.
>>671553738
my brother always makes me feel so nervous when we play so I don't really like that. Every little thing I do is wrong according to him.
>>671553989
I think I want, at least.
>>671554005
ew
>>671551973
At last!
>>671553684
>What say you for the best route to love?
A basement and a lot of dildoes? Maybe some chains... I think...
>>671554183
I'll still play it though.
>>671554138
>>671553777
do you think he ironically flirts back or does he do it because it's fun
>>671554154
Ya it was kinda gross.
But I love the taste of my own blood.
Weird
>>671554138
I fuckin love BP. Smokin a joint at work.
>>671554005
illness is pretty unfortunate, i hope you feel better.
>>671554154
sounds like a nifty day. i'm just hanging outm not much happened today.
gonna go have a smoke
>>671554310
Booooooooo.
>>671554154
then he is not good to play with
pointing out others' mistakes to help them improve is fine but being overly critical is just miserable
>>671554154
Play a gooder game.
Welp, after 3 weeks I finally fixed my sleeping schedule.
Enjoy your day/night, y'all, I'm gonna nap for 8 hours.
>>671553579
I guess.
>>671553921
Well, that's just your opinion. I'm stating facts here, Jex. Gotes have hooves. HOOVES.
>>671554409
A bit, thanks. I do hope that I get some sleep today.
I should be fine if I do.
But I am kinda mad at my immune system.
I could have gotten to play with some D on Satturday and some P's on Sunday.
But none of them wanted to get sick and blew me off.
Not that I could have made it out of bed anyways.
I feel cheated by life.
>>671554187
I said love, right? Not lust? Pretty sure I said love.
>>671554154
Goat nerds are made for bulli.
>>671554645
>Well, that's just your opinion. I'm stating facts here, Jex. Gotes have hooves. HOOVES.
I'm made of wax, Para! What are you made of?
Probably hooves.
>>671554383
Blood does somehow taste enjoyable.
>>671554409
Have fun.
>>671554413
Gayyy
>>671554466
Exactly, I mean I get what he tries to do, but in the end it just makes me not want to play with him. Also the way he instructs me isn't very constructive at all.
>>671554565
I want to have a bad time.
>>671554645
Goat boss.
>>671554764
oh
>>671541033
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
>>671554764
>I said love, right? Not lust? Pretty sure I said love.
Preeettttyy sure you said chains and dildoes. B)
>>671554861
I'm made of a bunch of super complex carbon based compounds.
>>671554877
Monster boss, you mean.
>>671554877
yes, that is why I say he is not good to play with
have you tried sharing your feelings with him
>>671554877
Yeah it really does!
>>671554714
>I could have gotten to play with some D on Satturday and some P's on Sunday.
The alphabet can be fun!
>>671555016
>I'm made of a bunch of super complex carbon based compounds.
Sounds like science. Neeeeerrrdddd!
>>671554877
>>671554466
YOU
>>671554466
YELL
who wants to watch me stream CSS SKILL SURF?
>>671554355
touches your tail
>>671554359
i do not think it is ironic, but i think there is a sense of playacting.
>>671554877
Y-yeah.
What's your point?
>>671554466
ALL
force yourself to not play league for about aweek, then play again, it should work fine
>>671554466
THE
SHUT THE FUCK UP DARWIN
>>671555180
At least I'm not HOMELESS!
>>671555180
I can be indeed!
>>671554466
TIME
>>671555287
M-my tail?
darwin is here? hello darwin.
>>671555476
of COURSE.
>>671555436
it*
Dang, all that blood loss must have shown some influence as of now.
But I did get to write funny stuff onto the bathroom mirror with blood.
I do love painting stuff with blood.
>>671554877
Yup.
>>671554968
I mean I'd be down for that, don't get me wrong. But wouldn't that be a little primal?
>>671555016
best goat tho
>>671555048
Yeah, but a childhood of mental and sometimes physical abuse has impaired my ability to converse with him. He was a rough guy to live with.
>>671555122
Indeed.
>>671555224
>tem.jpg
>>671555287
you touch everyone's tail, don't you?
>>671555300
Uhmm... Salmon tastes good.
>>671555358
for me it's usually a few months before I enjoy it again.
Hello, Dominic.
>>671555647
Nah, lies.
god darwin I hate you so much
>>671555647
i c
>>671555407
>At least I'm not HOMELESS!
Yea?! Well!
>>671555436
>I can be indeed!
You ARE the ALPHABET?!
>>671555476
>M-my tail?
There is much touching of tails going on.
dyrus is playing darius against poppy
>>671555647
then do that
>>671555826
>>671555704
Hello.
>>671555762
I: <
>>671555762
I am!
But am I ALPHA or BETa?
Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyum
Ooooooooohhh
>>671555287
i feel the same
>>671555881
>I: <
Don't sass me!
>>671555898
>I am!
>But am I ALPHA or BETa?
>
>Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyum
>
>Ooooooooohhh
Ufokinwotm8.
>>671556439
You got wordoutplayedforlife for your life there, mate.
And I only just merely have any idea of what I'm actually talking about.
I'm freezing here, but I don't want to move.
Before I head out, you fagfloofs should add me on steam. B)
https://steamcommunity.com/id/SentientMoon/
>>671557241
But I don't know you.
>>671557369
>But I don't know you.
I dont know you! That's my purse!
>>671557654
But you don't know my steam name either!
So I could just add you anyways, right?!
>>671557756
>But you don't know my steam name either!
>So I could just add you anyways, right?!
Dude...... Dude.... You just blew.... dude you just blew my mind dude.
>>671558187
But here comes the better part!
I won't add you because
because ... wait for it
If anyone else in here adds you, you're gonna think that I am one of them.
And then you are gonna ask them but they have no frigging idea of what's going on!