Post a story on how you lost your virginity (Who, Where, When)
>inb4 i was 13yrs...
(pic unrelated)
I lost mine to an ugly fat-ish chick. I was 17 and she was a slut who was just begging me to fuck her. So I figured what the hell and lost it to her. OH GOD WHY
>>671536978
I was 13 at my house for new year. I lost my virgninity with my todays wife (we're 25).
We did it on the bed. Almost made a kid, condom popped because i had a really above average dick for a 13yr old. I had 7.89 inches.
Well her pussy died.
>be me 22m
>desperate for sex
>no chick wants me
>no prostitutes
>chat with a 63yo woman
>chat en an ces
>iwantyouboy.wmv
>go to her house
>had sex
>notavirginanymore.jpg
>still a loser
>>671537169
Same my friend
>>671537735
Shiet
>>igotaids.jpg
>>671538044
She was clean from diseases... I was lucky since we fucked without protection
Also checked
>>671538358
you're a lucky motherfucker
>Be 23
>Been in love with a girl for 7 years
>Said girl contacts me after two years of silence
>Wants to hang out since we were good friends in the past
>Start hanging out more often and she spends some nights at my place
>One night kiss her good night out of nowhere
>She's into it
>Make out
>Nervous as fuck so couldn't get it up
>Didn't have rubbers anyway
>We laugh it off and go to sleep
>Next time she spends the night, we fuck.
>Expected way too much
We broke up after half a year of dating. I got too clingy.
Found a new girl few months after the break-up and sex with her is way better and more fun.
>>671538510
Yes I am ... She was already grandma too.. So I'm a grandmotherfucker
>I was only thirteen years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
>>671538617
My girlfriend would dump me if i wasn't clingy xD
>>671538857
ever had sex since then kek
>>671538909
9/11
>>671539014
If it's a question the answer is yes
Some young. Some mothers and some grandmas too
>>671538909
>>671539117
>>>/reddit/
>be awkward 15 year old highschooler
>3/10 chubby senior girl in my german class who always tried to talk to me
>she overhears some kid making fun of me for being a virgin
>she loudly defends me for being a virgin but im too awkward to tell her to shut the fuck up
>she texts me after school and tells me if i dont want to be a virgin anymore she wants to fuck me
>know that if i say no it will be awkward in school
>tell her i want to do it
>she says to meet her at her work on her lunchbreak
>she works at taco bell
>ride my bike to taco bell to meet her for lunch
>she comes out and tells me to get in her car
>climb in the backseat and she whales on top of me
>starts riding my dick while i suck on her nipples
>after 5 minutes i get soft, pretend to cum and she climbs off of me
>get free tacos and a baja blast
>next day in school she tells the whole class that we fucked and im not a virgin anymore
>get made fun of the rest of highschool
now i have a bbw fetish and i always get soft in the middle of sex
>>671538909
yeah... that's not funny anymore
>>671539646
pics? lets see how fat
>>671539646
>pretend to cum
How do you pretend to cum xD
>>671539853
>>671538935
>xD
Stop. Please.
>>671538617
Damn, you defeted friendzone. Teach me master!
>>671539646
but free tacos!
>>671537735
>>671539646
Dame fetishism for bbw since she was a fattie
>>671539955
Kill self.
>>671540053
Same fetish
Damn autocorrect
>>671539955
>>671539821
pic related, she still sends me pictures on occasion and ive fucked her when i get drunk
>>671539853
twitch a little and make a face.. or atleast thats what i did when i was 15
>>671540050
yeah, she still works there (6 years later) and i still get free tacos
>>671539955
I acted like she was indifferent to me, even though I loved her deeply. She said she liked me for being a little blithe towards her.
Too bad I showed her my true feelings and affection towards her after a while of dating, so she turned cold.
>be me
>be younger teen
>get put into Saturday morning tutoring at local college to prevent me from growing into typical negroid
>meet blonde girl with black guy fetish
>make her laugh every week
>fuck her in the staircase
>nut on her soft, smooth pelvis
>mfw
>>671539926
Join the club xD
>be me
>be 20 and still virgin
>be going to visit my friend at uni
>stay in his halls of residence and party with him
>girl opposite his room is some skinny little nerd who seems into me
>be drunk, go into her room
>make out awkwardly
>she goes down on me - feels alright but nothing special
>awkwardly go down on her - tastes ok
>bareback her - struggle to fuck missionary
>her on top - rides until she cums
>I'm struggling to cum so she goes down on me again
>wake up next morning, fell asleep mid blowjob
>awkward between us, she goes into the next room and cries for being a slut
>every girl in my friend's place hates me from there on in
>>671540919
xD kek xD
>>671541133
AYOYOYOYOYOYYOYOYOOOO xD 'zozzle is betrer'
>>671540656
whats her face look like?
>>671541352
busted
>17 and out of a blue ball relationship
>hang out with a girl I work with and her friend
>the friend is cool, a 7/10 25yo
>get a phone call the next day
>the friend asks me to come over
>head over
>talk for a bit, make out
>got a condom is asked, yes
>go to the car, come back and fuck
>never told her I was, she didn't ask
>fucked her several times
>easy
>just a slut
>>671536978
>The girl that eventually became my wife
>Her dorm
>some 4ish years ago
>Meet girl at my local college's gaming club
>We get real sweet on each other really fast
>talk for hours about vidya, TCGs, life, etc
>she teaches me how to play Magic, I teach her how to play YuGiOh
>stay late at her dorm playing MTG. Getting my ass kicked because "how 2 attack"
>Decide it's time to go. Have to bike 2 miles home because broke scrub
>She clings to me and begs me not to leave. Afraid I might get hurt (let's ignore the fact that I biked along the busiest roads in town to get to school during the day)
>kiss
>bed
>sex. Nothing too special. I don't fall victim to the fabled "oops it's my first time I came in 5 seconds" condition. Still better now than I was back then.
>She refuses to believe I was a virgin to this day. She was actually upset that she took my virginity like that.
We got really cross with each other a week later cuz some jackass convinced her I was a lying bastard and convinced me she was a whore. Didn't talk for a year. Lack of communication's a bitch, but she's full of social anxiety and my ego sometimes gets too big. A year later after a horrible breakup I started texting people at random to try to distract myself and we got back in touch. She had been through a horrible relation, too and was in the middle of an abusive one where she was stuck in his house. I helped her get out and moved in to her own place and half a year later we started dating. We're doing pretty well now.
>>671537320
condoms pop from friction, not size.
you couldn't get her wet enough, so the condom broke
it's that simple
>>671536978
was 16 & had been seeing a 17 year old for a while. she was fat but cool. finally one day we fucked on my mom's couch
Put my penis in her vagina. She was 10, I was 13.
13yrs old I was a well developed 13 yr old with an 8 inch dick my girlfriend was 14 also well developed we used to fuck every day I did things with her my wife wouldn't dream of doing.we were head over heels in love for 3yrs until she got preggers.Luckily she miscaried,I started fucking a blonde secretary & that was the end of 3yrs sex more sex & sex on top I've not fucked anything like her since,I'm 50 now as well.
>>671536978
>Who
The girlfriend
>Where
In the woods near her house
>When
Fucking years ago. I'm so old you wouldn't believe me
>be me 20m
>the end
some day maybe
>>671536978
>i didn't
>>671541992
i had this kind of relationship with a girl throughout high school. everyone always told me after, there are more fish in the sea and all that shit but i always had the instinctive feeling that i will never have another girl like that ever again. so slutty and willing to do anything, dancer and gymnast - so fucking fit. and so innocent and doing it all for the first time with me. feltgoodman
feelsbadman
>>671541638
Other notes. I'm 24 now. The marriage was kinda fast for a couple of reasons. I went into Air Force for one and didn't want to leave her. She also turned up pregnant after the docs told us an injury she incurred in her last abusive relationship had made her sterile. I know I'm skirting the 4chan nightmare, but I'm willing to roll my dice when I was hopeless and depressed 4 years ago and I'm happy and full of purpose now.
>Be 21
>Be working in cinema
>Be in love with cute girl I work with
>Months go by - lots of flirting but nothing else
>Ask her out
>She says yes, but is going out with friends so would have to be next day
>delighted.jpeg
>Next day take her out - goes well
>sexy time happens
>Start dating for a few weeks
>Find out we both have chlamydia
>Turns out hours before we slept together she had some Welsh guy spill his beans up her
>Doubt she even washed properly before I went down on her
=(
>>671537735
Embrace the dryness, eh? Or dd you have to use lube?
>The menopause really fucks with the vaginal tissues. If you don't know what I'm talking about then confirmed virgin faggot
>>671541831
Pwned
>>671542416
>>671542416
girls of the 21st century
there are no real women anymore
the kind of women who were classy as fuck in public and animals behind closed doors.
now they're just emotionally vacuous brainless sluts
>>671536978
>be desperate 22 year old kissless virgin
>go on /soc/ area code threads
>miraculously find girl who lives in my city
>email her, we exchange pics ,she seems decent
>agree to meet up that evening, she lives like 5 mins away
>show up, she's much fatter in person, but whatever, beggars can't be choosers
>watch tv, start play-wrestling, then start making out
>I eat her out (mistake #1, don't eat strange), she gives me a blowjob, and we fuck bareback because I forgot condoms (mistake #2)
>so focused on finally having sex that I don't pull out in time (retarded fucking mistake #3), so we go to the local pharmacy and I get her a morning after pill just in case.
>met up once more and fucked with condoms, was better
And then she got a big herpes breakout on her face and vagina, and I got a huge throat infection, so that was the end of that. She said she never had genital herpes before, so I probably transferred it from her mouth to her pussy, because obviously I was clean.
Valuable life lesson learned, and I got away lucky.
>>671539646
>now i have a bbw fetish and i always get soft in the middle of sex
double lose
>>671542416
Ha!
Sounds a lot like an experience I had when I first got with my girlfriend.
Thankfully we were both clean but two months into our relationship she told me the morning before we hooked up she had bare sex with a random she met in a club.
>>671537169
Bad luck
>>671541527
Kill yourself
>>671542707
something like 90% of everyone has herpes now. the powers that be have given us all stds to try and control population.
on a side note, bareback and condom fucking are not even in the same ballpark. condoms fucking suck.
>>671537320
'I believe in miracles!'
>>671537735
Desperate fuck.
>>671538617
Success stories are great.
>>671543188
cougars are hot as fuck and grew up in a time when women were still women. you won't find any other girls who will service you in bed and then make you a sandwich these days bro. cougars are the last of the real women
>Be me, 21
>Go out to bar with friends
>Get really drunk
>Flirt with 7/10 friend
>Go back to friends' apartment
>Pass out
>Waytogofaggot.jpg
>5 a.m., wake up to someone shaking me
>It's the 7/10
>"Let's go"
>Takes me by the arm to bedroom
>Still drunk so I can't get all the way hard, don't cum but somehow she does
>Doesntmatterhadsex
>Wake up next morning
>"Let's go again, anon"
>Pic related is MFW
>Get my nut
>Life is good
>Hanging out with different friends later.
>Girl's gay best friend comes in
>"Anon, 7/10 told Girl X you made her cum 6 times!"
>MFW ego boost
>>671543043
>condoms fucking suck.
Eh, they're not that terrible, but then again my dick is really sensitive. I agree that bareback is objectively better, though.
I was 15, went for first date with this chick 13 yr old. When to a garden. My friend told me that normally there will be no one therw. Start kissing and noticed she was horny af, told me she is a virgin and did want to fuck on the first date only hands stuff. Started to finger her, told me to put more fingers and i did she wanted more and told me if I want I can fuck her but to go slow. Started to fuck her and she went wild. The next day got to know she already fucked 5 people I knew. Was good for first date
>Be 17
>dating a 15 year old cutie that goes to a different school
>6 months into out relationship its time for homecoming
>take her to my schools home coming
>shes looking sexy and extremely flirty with me
>itsgoingdown2night.gif
>for some retarded reason pop a bunch of Adderall, i guess i was addicted to it at the time.
>tweaking the whole fucking time
>we were supposed to go to an after party but i say no and drive her to my house
>she's crying
>still some how manage to get her in my bed and calm her down
> we start making out
>she reaches hand into my pants
>wheresmydick.avi
>penis is hiding inside my body completely shriveled up as if i just jumped into a freezing pool
> common Adderall side effect which i did not think about
>make out a bit more and take her home
The next morning
>take her out to breakfastto apologize
>take her to my bed after breakfast and stick my dick in her tight virgin pussy
>feelslikehome.jpeg
>>671543423
well sensitivity would be the only reason why a condom would be okay so i guess that works for you. i can't finish while wearing a condom. it feels like nothing
>>671542463
Yes dryer but I was so horny I went in.. literally 2 thrusts... cum
but another granny i had sex with was desert dry... (and was younger than the 1st)
>>671543657
Are you a cutfag? Might be why.
>>671543356
I would like to correct you, to an extent. The girls you mentioned are indeed rare, but I married one. It'll be 10 years married this August. We have a great sex life and she is very submissive and loves to serve me however she can.
They may be rare, but they do exist.
How to lose your virginity
>get fit
>get a life
>dress better
>approach lots of girls and start flirting if they show interest
it's that easy
>b-but I have a life
a real functioning social life
>>671536978
>be ten
>uncle asked if I wanted to go shopping
>be out shopping with uncle
>leave to go back home
>realized we weren't going back home
>uncle says we're going to his friends house real quick
>I watch tv while they talk
>uncle comes back with this kool toy and asks if I wanted it
>I say yes with a huge smile on my face
>he takes me to a room and tells me to take my pants and underwear off
>he says it's to see if I deserved the toy
>I do as he says
>tells me to put my hands on the bed and spread my legs
>I do but I tell him if I'm going to be spanked or something?
>he says no, nothing like that and I could enjoy it if I let myself
>his friend comes behind me and starts rubbing something on my asshole
>I look at my uncle and he says that it's fine it's just to make things smoother
>his friend presses his cock against my asshole
>slides in little by little and I feel a sharp pain but it also maked my dick feel tingly
>after his friend was in my ass he starts going to town
>my uncle takes out his cock and jerks off while watching
>I notice that the faster his friend fucks me the more my dick feels weird and like I need to pee but in a strange good way
>his friend makes a loud noise and stands still for a minute and back out
>I feel something hot and liquid like coming out of my ass
>I get embarrassed and my uncle laughs and says it's ok
>I get ready to pull my clothes back on
>he says to wait
>goes behind me
>next thing I know I feel him slide in my ass and grab my hips with one hand and my shoulder with the other
>starts fucking my ass
>I notice something coming out of my dick
>I get worried but it feels really good
>I instinctively start touching it
>he notices and tells me grab it and rub back and forth
>I do that and I feel him cumming deep in my ass
>I explode immediately
>I go to the bathroom and shit out a ton of white liquid
>realize this is the same shit that came out of my dick
>I freak out and he gives me the sex talk
>be 16
>qt3.1415 gf
>parents won't let me go out, leaving on vacation next day
>sneak out at 11
>she picks me up(she's was 17)
>go to park parking lot
>start making out
>take off her shirt
>instaboner.png
>both get naked
>"fuck me a on"
>if you say so.gif
>no condom feels great man
>start getting a rhythm going
>car pulls into parking lot
>"anon maybe we should stop"
>stop as another car pulls into the lot
>comes right up behind up
>blinds us with a spotlight
>shitshitshitshitshit.jpg
>it's a fucking cop
>gf puts only a shirt on
>cover myself tastefully with a blanket
>scared shitless
>cop clearly doesn't want to deal with naked teenagers
>"park closes at 10 have goodnight"
>gf drops me off
Still a virgin, at 22.
...What? Would you want anyone to see something as sad as this?
>be 11
>hang out with best friend during summer holidays
>friend has older sister, 13
>I found my dads stash of porn mags
>rushed over to friends to show him
>we go to his room
>discovery time!
>holy shit! that's what it looks like down there?
>Do this for about a week
>One day go over
>Sister answers door
>"Dylan is not home anon, my mom took him to the dentist"
>"you can wait here if you like"
>sure thing
>she was 6/10, cute but not hot.
>go up to his room to wait
>she goes to bathroom to have shower
>11yo boybrain preoccupied with sex because of nudie mags goes bonkers thinking of her naked in there...
>pull out the mags from friends hiding place
>read with raging boner...
>hear bathrrom door open
>ohshithidethemags.jpg
>sweep all mags to the floor with my arm
>go to make sure coast is clear
>I catch a glimpse of his wet sister in nothing but a towel tied around her
>she enters her room and turns around to close the door
>catches me staring wide-eyed
>she makes eye contact, smiles and shuts the door
>look down
>my boyboner was poking through my thin summer shorts the whole time...
continue?
>>671543849
no i have a wonderful fat uncut dick
was 17, did it with my friend at the time, used to stay round hers every weekend and just hang out was good miss it now tbh
>>671543188
Total true
>>671543356
Some do... Some don't. . But never underestimate the overwhelming feel of emancipation.. they might even try to take advantage if they are prone to be liberal/progressist
>>671544028
you are a lucky man. but let me ask you this: is she happy being a mother and housewife? or does she have dreams of corporate domination like all the women these days?
look how fucked up our youth are now that they aren't being raised by their families anymore.
I was 21, 38 y-o milf i met on Tinder. She had huge breasts. Wasn't sure if i was being trolled so i put a knife under my bed just to be sure.
Came on her face and tits, had a great time.
>15yo at a party
>very fucking drunk, had like half a bottle of vodka and other drinks.
>Some girl is there
>shes like 7/10
>end up hooking up
>have sex in some room at this persons house with 2 other people in the same room.
>find out that the person I fucked was a long time friend's girlfriend
>they broke up that next day.
>kinda funny as it happened on Valentines day.
Not sure if I regret how I lost mine.
>>671544794
Good
You were less dumb as I was with milfs/cougars
>>671537320
8 inch dick on a 13 year old. My sides are fucking gone!
>>671544744
Yes she is. She has no desire for some amazing career. Her ambitions fall in line with volunteering at the school our sons attend and helping out the needy kids in our town. She really is grade A. Wonderful woman.
>>671538909
>>671536978
I was raped when I lost my V-card.
>Partying with friends in high school
>Getting really fucked up
>Thought it was a good idea to play Jose Cuervo Beer Pong
>Need a place to stay for the night
>Ask one of my not attractive friends thats a girl if I can crash at her place.
>Not trying to get laid
>Drive to her house (yep, smashed)
>Lay in bed and she starts trying to grab my cock
>Tell her I dont want to have sex
>"It's okay anon I'll just massage you"
>She turns me over and massages me with lotion
>Gets to my dick and starts jerking me off
>Im like okay thats fine but no sex
>I must've said "no sex" 10 times that night
>Im laying back relaxing and she starts sucking my dick.
>Okay sure but thats as far as this is going.
>Leaning back with eyes closed just enjoying the head.
>She slyly takes her panties off and SITS ON MY DICK
>Not even kidding this bitch forced herself onto me.
>mfw I said no a hundred times.
>mf the next morning when I realized I had just been raped, and not only that. It's how I lost my virginity.
>She goes out and tells all her friends we fucked.
>To this day I hate that girl.
>inb4 "guys cant get raped"
>>671544397
Why not?
PIV is only a small part of what makes sex enjoyable. The cuddling, kissing, affection and making each other cum is the important part.
Buy yourself some toys to fuck girls with and be honest when approaching them and they won't care.
>>671544742
that's why you need cougars who are old enough to remember what the normal world was like when men were men and women were women. they don't want to be "emancipated" because they don't feel like there was/is anything to be emancipated from. for the proper kind of cougar that i'm talking about, serving a man in the ways a woman can and being served by a man is the "emancipation" from this fucked up modern society that they're looking for
>>671544455
If you're going to bother asking, just fuck off already.
>>671545057
rape doesn't count as losing your virginity.
only consensual sex
>>671536978
> Be 16
> Fat , sad and dealing with depression
> Refused to have sex at 14 when i was fit with gf because I felt she was not worth losing my virginity to.
> Accepted the fact that I was going to be a loser forever now that i was a fatfuck at 16.
> Suddently this amazing girl shows out of nowhere
> I instantly liked her and after a few days of talking I invite her to my house.
> She instantly liked me aswell and was waiting for the invitation.
>We started dating and i felt she was the one.
> I had more issues about being fat than she did , she didn´t had any issues at all.
> We lost our virginity to each other on 2009 / 2010 new year after midnight.
> We are still together to this very day.
> I was prepared to give up on my life , she saved me.
>>671545057
You were definitely asking for it
>>671545016
well you've done well for yourself brother. covet her, she is of a rare order in these socially turbulent times.
>>671544521
Let's see your fat dick m8
>>671545065
This.
If I got home with a guy and he showed me his small cock, but told me that he's going to fuck me with a huge strap on it's better than some average guy that is too insecure to use big toys on me.
Literally 99% of all guys are too small for enjoyable PIV sex. Yours is great because I don't have to fake enthusiasm while you are fucking me
>>671536978
Prostitute age 14. dad paid.
>>671543377
That is how i feel when my gf cums and im with a flacid boner...
23 go with flatmate to a girls birthday party. Girl is pretty high (extasy), but is blantly into me
comes over to me
>hey you should make out with a girl, then you'll have more fun
>with whom ?
>any girl
she is about to walk away
I grab her and pull her to me and kiss her. We make out for the majority of the party, she asks me to stay to have sex, but I don't want to do it there (coz I want someone I can learn to fuck with over time)
2 days later we telephone with each other, meet, have 2 very hot dates and then start having tons of sex, stay together for 1,5 good years.
>>671542707
>I got away lucky
>>671545253
Do u have a pic of her
>>671545446
either you have a giant horse cunt or have never been fucked by a guy with an adequate dick. or perhaps with the extreme nature of your dissatisfaction, both.
>>671536978
>18 year old
>sex on 18th birthday in pool
>she whale
>ignore her next day (holiday complex)
>leaves me a note talking about penguin pie and our relationship
>ignore her until plane for home
>still feel dirty 10 years later
>>671545057
We really need to start having more discussions on how to stop le rape culture. These women are out of control.
>>671545553
Not posting it here.
>>671544455
Sure.
Also, checked.
>>671545487
sweet that is an experience you will ne'er forget
>>671545489
>flaccid boner
up is down
black is white
war is peace
freedom is slavery
>14, maybe 15?
>have been talking to this girl who's dating this small time drug dealer
>2 years older and 8/10
>he would kill me without hesitation
>after a month of talking we get drunk at a party
>fucked for >15 minutes
>shit sucked and I thought sex was over rated for almost a year.
>>671545621
literally 99% was a exaggeration. It's still like 70-90 though
>>671541638
>YuGiOh
>Magic
>Had Sex
Pick ONE
>>671545057
>>671545656
make "men" stop being such emasculated faggot bitches and this "problem" will disappear.
>>671545680
Rekt/10
>>671537169
Holy shit I was in the same position 6 years ago, glad I didn't do it.
>>671536978
>me, 15yo
>go to party
>i'm drunk and high
>searching for place to sleep
>get in the room
>there is some sleeping OD slut
>fuck it, lets try
>fucked her
realized that i'm not vinegar just morning after
p.s. nothing nice and satisfying
>>671541527
Holy jesus
>>671545851
Think I've heard that one before, where you from?
>16
>Become friends with girl at school
>Chubby 'nerdy' kind of girl
>Awesome tits
>Nice big ass
>At my house playing Smash Bros one day
>Randomly just start making out
>She tells me she wants to try something
>She takes her shirt and bra off and lays on my bed
>Asks me to sit on her and fuck her tits
>Okay.jpg
>Use spit as lube
>Fucking awesome
>She sucks me off and gets my cock nice and wet
>Bend her over my bed and slide my cock in
>No condom or anything
>Fuck her for a good 30-40 minutes
>Bitch is screaming her head off
>Pull out and fuck her tits again
>Cum buckets all over her face and tits
>For some reason I spit on her face after
>Saw it in some porno
>She gets fucking furious
>Storms out and tells me to never talk to her again
>Next week she calls and wants to fuck again
We fucked for a few years before she got a douche boyfriend, some of the best sex I've ever had, no idea where the fuck she is now, haven't spoken in almost a year, last I heard she was losing weight and living with her parents in Texas or some shit, pic related, she's 21 now and looks like she might of lost some weight, hard to tell.
>>671545923
sounds like you haven't had anyone who knew how to work the hardware properly
what's the biggest dick you've had
>>671545309
Believe me, I do. I fully realized ehow rare such a treasure is.
Plus she's just cool as fuck. And awesome in bed.
>>671546182
Pennsyltucky.
>>671536978
>be me in hs
>cute girl with cancer is really into me
>feel really bad for her becuz cancer
>joke with my friends about how im going to fuck her before she dies
>literal dance class at my school, get to choose partners, she picks me
>learn dance moves getting all touchy on eachother
>I'min.jpg
>after school a day later she invites me to her moms place, mom is away
>we are in her room lights off and everything, my dumbass couldn't tell she wanted the D
>fast forward a week she now wants to come to my place
>be watching cowboy beebop at home eating chips and cheese then she calls me to come get her
>call grandpa and ask him to buy me some condoms because i'm too nervous to
>grandpa pulls through I grab my rubbers and pick up the girl
>bring her back home laying on the bed, I tell her to put a condom on me
>bitch obeys
>we begin fucking, me trying to do positions i've seen in porn with some success.
>Like a lot of positions
>I get her from behind and finally cum
>we leave my place and go stay the night at her house
>the end
>>671537169
Surprisingly i was also in the same place like you but we were both a bit younger
She was only good for sucking the D like all fatties
>>671546253
nerd chicks are the hottest and best fucks man. they have brains to think of all kinds of superhot kinky shit that the average dumbslut would never even consider because they don't actually think about anything.
nerdy girls are the best dirty talkers and they're also the nastiest beastliest fucks
Lost mine recently
>who
Random girl I met at a concert
>where
In my hotel room after a concert
>when
January this year
>>671536978
With an irish prostitute. I didn't even pay.
>>671536978
>be me 14m
>have chubby depressed gf with no standards
>get condoms
>fuck like rabbits
she was so submissive I could fuck her whenever I wanted
>>671541538
What?
> be 20 years old
> just had first feel of pussy from a drunk bar slut a month ago
> home for summer break from college
> say fuck it
> go on craigslist
> post ad to lick pussy
> black chick from next town over replies
> We meet up in a park at night and I lick her pussy on a bench
> meet up a couple times
> says she wants to fuck me because I'm a virgin
> fuck it
> fuck her
> fuck her a few more nights
> she's fucking crazy & annoying
> just stop responding to her texts after awhile
> get on tinder
> meet girl who wants to become fuck buddies
> i take her virginity
> fuck buddies rest of summer
> go to different schools
> decide we want to date
> do long distance for a year
> she transfers to my school
> still dating now.
> tfw when I gave my virginity to a nasty nigress weeks before meeting perfect dream girl
> :(
>Me 9 years old
>curious
>experiment with adopted male cousin
>few years later not curious anymore
>Cousin bi
>Wants to do anal
>Tell him only if I'm top
>he is cool with it
>We fuck
>never do it again
>he keeps wanting to do it
>Fucker is thirsty
>>671541527
How do you look? ?/10
>>671546300
well that goes without saying. a real woman is man's greatest companion and can fill 99% of his needs. someone who really understands you, and who you really understand, and can also have awesome sex with truly is the best friend anyone could ever have, no?
>>671545446
What do you consider a small cock?
>>671541888
Oh?
>>671546253
>16
>Fuck her for a good 30-40 minutes
Either you're full of shit or you fapped with a death grip to kill all sensation in your dick. Probably the former.
>>671546331
cuntucky
penisvania
sounds like a match made in heavin'
>>671546622
check 'em
> Be me 14......
>Out with gf
>Drunk horney, touching eachother in public
>Walking around our town looking for a quiet place
>Meet mate
>Me gf, gfs m8, my m8
> Go to our local kids park
> M8s dip
>Along finally.jpeg
>Shit gets real
>mfw getting head in a kids park
>"annon, wanna have sex?"
>"yes"
>wasnt thinking about what I was doing
>lying on my side in a kids park by a slide with my dick out :^]
>Gf "what are you doing"
> Shes on bottem, slut
>Put condom on
>Go to insert
>Fuck.wav
>"annon insert"
>trying to get my dick in, still cant find the hole
>Think its in then start akwardly trusting like a virgin
>"Put it in"
>Mfw thrusting the floor in a kids park
>Finally get it in, keeps coming out
>When in i dont stop in case it falls out
>5mins later i cum
> MFW LOST V IN A PARK
>MFW she threw the condom at my mates
>They came back and saw the whole thing.....
>MFW CCTV in the park
does having sex with a guy count as losing your virginity
>>671546569
mostly they just accept potatoes as payment
>>671546724
Yea. I've told people that exact thing before and they often react like "ha, you're just whipped, you pussy" and etc. I just smile and nod. They don't understand what it's like to actually have a partner.
>>671538935
>xD
Your online waifu doesn't count. Faggot
>>671546256
>sounds like you haven't had anyone who knew how to work the hardware properly
Did. But I need to feel it deep inside and need to feel stretched out in order to cum from PIV
>what's the biggest dick you've had
longest was some lanky, tall white dude. he kinda looked like a skeletonwith weird thin and long fingers, but had an 11 incher (allthout it wasn't proportionally thick)
I heard about him from a friend and went for a test ride. Was good.
Biggest was some black dude. About 9 inches long, but thicker than my forearm.
That was amazing as fuck.
Generally I'd say that a 7x5 is good, 8x6 is perfect and everything longer than that is great visually
>>671536978
>Current gf
>Her House
>17
>dated for about a year
>broke up, spoke again, she clearly hated her boyfriend who she got back with as a dig, fucked him once after getting back together, didn't even sleep in the same bed.
>Messaged me drunkenly,met her, got blown at a party, fucked her a week later
>>671536978
>20
>in love with a girl (g1) in college since freshman year
>she is in an LDR with a britbong
>she gets a new roommate (g2)
>trying to move on and shit, roommate is always flirting
>in one of those "always at beck and call but no sex" relationships with g1 so do things like cuddle and stay over but nothing further (beta I know)
>g1 is sick, was going to go back to my apt when g2 says to stay in her bed that night
>fuck it
>spooning her
>idk how but ended up making out
>sleep
>g1 goes to an early class
>make out and finger g2
>asks if I want to have sex
>fuck yes (doesn't know I'm a virgin)
>she grabs a condom
>I try and put it on, hands are shaky, only ever practiced this once
>anxiety like crazy, lose my erection
>fuuuuuuuck
>she says its okay start fooling around again
>get hard again
>get it in
>feelsgood.jpg
>maybe 10 thrusts in, g1 opens bedroom door
>literally inside g2 just staring at her
>fuck forgot to lock door or put something on handle
>she came home early because she was feeling crappy
>g1 stares for like 10 seconds before stammering e-excuse me
>leaves
>fuck for a little bit, but couldn't cum
>girl I was still in love with saw me fucking her roommate
>tell g2 later that we can't do anything else, feel shitty
>less then 2 weeks later g1 breaks up with britbong
>less then one month later, dating and fucking g1
>4 years later engage to g1
>18
>get tipsy with with friends at a bar
>leave at 11
>best friends suggests we get smashed somewhere else
>get wasted
>friend knows i'm a virgin
>"dude I'm paying you a hooker"
>walk 2 fucking hours to the next whorehouse
>get in there, still drunk and nervous af
>he hands me 140€
>"enjoy yourself" and goes outside
>fuck a prostitute
>remember nothing but short pictures
>tfw still kissless
>4 o'clock in the morning at home
next morning
>did that just really happen?
>fuck it at least not a virgin anymore
>mfw i can't even remember the whores face
>>671539926
xD
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>>671545057
heres my story of how I almost got raped
>chick invites me to watch a movie together
>I do this with all my friends so why now
>10 min into the movie she brings some drinks
>drinks fall end up on my lap
>WTF my phone is in my pants
>she starts trying to pull off my pans
>"Its ok anno just take them off"
>she rips off my pants
>I tell her this isnt ok and Im going home
>"no please anno Im so horny dont go home Im sorry!"
>Took my pants and was out the door
>sad to say that on the other side there was a dinosaur
>>671546810
every cock that isn't big
so everything under 6-7 in length and everything under 5 in girth
>>671546904
No, have real sex gayfag.
> be a dumb bitch, almost 16
> be tall (for a girl) and chubby, have boyfriend who is as tall as me, but super kinny, about 21yo
> want to do it really, really bad
> finally lose virginity to a 21cm cock (that fucking hurt) in his room in a home for hard-to-educate-kids
> have sex all the time until you realise he's a fucking psycho
>>671546156
>realized that i'm not vinegar just morning after
>i'm not vinegar
>vinegar
>>671547252
Depends if the person is a girl really doesn't it you moron
im being serious with this bros
i was 13, she was 14.
it was in a bomb shelter in the back of a field
>>671542416
Well in glad im not the only one with the clap here.
>>671546825
30-40 minutes is pretty average...?
>>671547561
Not for a virgin kiddo.
>>671547511
Are you british
girlfriend sophomore year of HS. At my house on my bed while my parents were at work. Had a 100 dollar bet with her that we wouldn't do it before marriage. We were young, stupid, and trying to be jesus freaks...but she was also a slut so she bet we couldnt wait.
After a lot of fooling around she dropped slipper one leg out of her pants, wrestled me for my cock, and finally jumped on my lap and tried to stick it in. Eventually I got tired of wrestling/curious so I pretended to let her win.
After a few thrusts we pulled out and she started crying because we were bad Christians. Didnt worry about paying the 100 dollars.
She was kind of chubby and still in the awkward teen years, but she was a god damn freak with giant tits and the desire for sex in public/sneaking it in front of friends so they wouldnt know
>>671547107
yeah, i was going to say, it sounds like you need a good stretching. length is really inconsequential as long as you're long enough to be able to poke the cervix. i'm 6.75" length x 6.25" girth and i've ruined every pussy i've been with and never had a problem making girls cum
>>671547258
>finally lose virginity to a 21cm cock (that fucking hurt)
Was he a virgin too?
A big cock shouldn't hurt if used correctly. There is no reason to go too deep or too rough.
Source: similar size, also was a inexperienced once, but now know how to use it without inflicting pain
btw. did you measure him?
>>671539646
If you said no, you would have had your virginity and your dignity
You lost both that day, anon. Your mother and I are very disappointed in you.
>>671547636
long time virgins = death grip
>>671547561
>>671547636
Not even for normal people. Watch amateur porn, and actually look at the time. Shit, watch professional porn and look to see if there's actually 30-40 straight minutes of thrusting before the guy comes. You won't find much.
>>671547122
Could have been a lot worse.
>>671545707
was surreal. she was a dead fish though.
>>671544455
>>671544455
>Panicking, I go sit in the room quietly
>Put all the mags away
>still turned on by the wet legs I saw coming out of the shower
>sit at desk in friends room
>fiddle with his stuff
>"hey anon, do you want something to drink?"
>turn around to see sister in white hotpants and pink spaghetti strap
>Towel in her hand drying her hair
>11yearold brain malfunctions
>She comes in and sits on the bed
>smiles and says "well?"
>"um, sure... maybe some soda"
>"alright"
>she gives her hair one last good rub and goes to grab me a soda
>i notice her towel is left on the bed
>"that towel has touched her naked body OMG!"
>proceed to sniff pervert over towel while she's gone
>grab towel and begin to sniff
>wow lavendershampooandgirlsmell
>suddenly she's back
>panick and throw towel on the floor over the bed
>"here you go anon"
>I grab the can, she sits back on bed
>"where did my towel go...?"
>act cool anon
>"oh, here it is" she says..."Hey what the hell?..."
>"Huh?"
>She pulls up the towel as well as a nudie mag
>busted.jpg
>"so that's what you boys are doing in here all the time..."
>smile sheepishly
>she flips through it stopping by the pages where the guys' dicks are clearly visible
>she is just as curious
>"I'm telling, you pervs"
>"No, wait... why?"
>"Because"
>"It's nothing bad... sex is natural"
>"yeah but, you're too young"
>"no I'm not... you just peeked through it too and you're only 13"
>"shut up, I'm telling"
part 3 coming
>>671547258
Never let that crazy sticks in you
>>671546340
>implying that losing virginity is the meaning of life
>>671547643
Nice
Would you like to continue Anon?
19yo virgin here who knows some ugly chicks with high fuck potential
Is it worth it? I've cut it off with girls I've dated in the past because they were too ugly and it felt wrong but I wanted to experience dating
>>671536978
Link to dat hoe
http://www.youporn.com/watch/10061137/brazzers-squirting-maid-gabriella-paltrova-cleans-up/
>>671547945
Yup. Easily. Still feel kinda bad about how shitty of a fuck I was for g2 though. Especially since it wasn't just fucking for her. She ended up having feelings for me when we talked about it later.
>>671536978
>Be me
>16yr old 8/10 guy
>Junior in HS
>Got this thing for an INDIAN girl
>I'm white
>Talk to her, flirt for a solid 5 months
>Ask her out after i come home one day
>Whythefucknot.jpg
>Works
>We date
>Try and take it slow
>A month in we're doing some crazy ass making out
>Never done this before, always getting boners.
>One day, in the back of my 'Yota 4Runner she's laying on me making out
>"Anon it's really hard"
>Super nervous becuase first time real girlfriend, she wants to see bhut i say next time
>Her mom calls her phone, almost gets caught being with me *SHE IS INDIAN BIG NO NO*
>Next time we are making out, hard as a rock, she feels me downstairs.
>After much convincing on her part, i let her see it
>Huge as fuck to her, I always had some inferioirty becuase of pron that id be small
>Solid 8.5in just about erect.
>Gives me a godly handjob
>Thank you vishnu, thank you krishna
>Blow the hugest load in my 16 years of existence all over her arms.
>Cont?
>>671546651
>9yearsold
>anal
>niggeryouwut
>>671548255
No way. You'll regret losing your virginity to a pig for the rest of your life. Save it for a good one.
>>671543043
>something like 90% of everyone has herpes now.
No they don't, nobody cares if you are a degenerate but don't act like getting an STD is normal
>>671546340
She shit the bed?
>>671548383
yes they do you fucking clown
how many people do you know that get cold sores? that's herpes
how many people do you know who had mono(nucleosis)
yes, that's herpes as well.
i'm not talking full blown outbreaks you fuckwit, but the vast majority has some dormant form of a herpes virus
>>671548255
Not worth it. Be a decent guy and stick to your standards. You'll get a woman.
>16yearsoldseveralyearsago
>meet (then) 27 yrs old landwhale
>4/10
>she's thirsty af
>wehavetostartsomewhere.webm
>couldn't even cum the first time because landwhale and excitement
>>671548585
Can confirm. Microbiology major. 4 years into Doctorate.
>>671546340
So when you say "the end"...
>18 awkward as fuck
>start uni far from family and friends
>barely talk to anyone
>RA for girl's dorm starts talking to me
>23 yo punk and hot AF
>she's into awkward guys
>invites me to drink with her friends
>I don't drink but get high. She's gets hammered
>go see a show her friend's in
>he's really into her
>she clings onto me while she plays
>whispers to me "I'm friends with him so I can go to free shows"
>I drive us in her car to the dorms
>doesn't want to go back into the dorms since she's wasted
>she lays down the back seats and we sleep in the back
>about to knock out and she jumps me
>we make out while she takes out my cock
>doesn't waste time riding me
>holy fuck this is hot
>I blow a big load inside of her
>sucks me clean and puts me in her ass
>this chick is insane
>blow another load
>cuddle all night in her car
We dated for the rest of the year. She graduated and moved back home. She was too much of an activist for me anyways. I still miss the sex
>>671548735
thank you bro, these fucking retards just don't get it
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
>>671548337
moe
>>671537169
Almost the same story but I was 19. My dick kept slipping out of the loose pussy she had and I almost called it quits and I started to get stressed out because of it
I fell asleep naked on her couch and in the morning it was kinda embarrassing since there were other people from the group we arrived to the house with and they saw me sleeping on the couch. Also left me some hickies and man those were embarrassing
>>671548972
you already tried this, it wasn't funny before, it's not funny now
typing a transcript of something someone else made
>nice work
>>671548140
What?
>>671548402
No she didn't shit the bed
>>671548812
thats the end of the story
>>671536978
>be me, 15
>no one home
>be horny as fuck
>on couch with pants around ankles
>stroking my dick hard
>head is leaned back and just enjoying myself
>feel some sniffing at my sack
>oh shi my dog is scoping my package
>go to shoo her off
>before I can, feel the warmest, wettest tongue roll up my sack to the tip of my head
>overload.jpg
>brain shuts down and dog is lapping away at my cock
>I should stop but it's intense
>she is moving her face around, tentatively hitting every spot on my dick with that wide, firm tongue
>firm, wide strokes up and down my shaft
>they're warm, slow and agonizing
>was already close
>she begins focusing on my head, probably because of pre
>hit my limit
>start dumping my load into her mouth
>she is lapping it up as fast as I'm producing it
>after a few moments my orgasm stops
>she laps at the head a few times more and then begins lapping at my sack
>almost feels like she is massaging my sack
>feelsfuckingamazing.gif
>I can't help myself
>pull her up on couch and hold and pet her
>tell her good girl, kiss her
>feel like a faggot with his first g/f
>couldn't care less
>give her the steak I didn't eat from last night
>end up on the couch cuddled with her the rest of the night.
>>671548364
Are you a girl? Who the fuck cares about "losing your virginity"? If anon wants to fuck, why shouldn't he go for it with a pig? It's not like he's marrying the girl.
>16 fit af
>could fuck anygirl i want
>fit af but somehow autistic af
>girl gets crush on me
>become best friends flirt for most of school year
>ask her out
>love.jpeg
>that summer carnival comes to town
>we ditch our friends and wander around nearby creek
>start making out
>boner.jpeg
>no condoms...fuck
>bj
>walk hand in hand back to carnival
>fuck a week a later in my truck on a country road
>>671548337
>Indian girl was 6/10 on a good day
>Lots of handjobs
>About one very week, sometimes three a week becuase we were teens and horny.
>Talked her into letting me see the clam
>She says no
>whatthefuck.png
>Tell her its only fair, pull that card on her to get my way quite a bit.
>Got to see it, hairy as hell, kinda hot.
>>671542280
Bullshit.
>be 15
>be at my house
>girl I had a crush on was over
>playing games and we looked at each other and started kissing
>started fingering her and pulling her pants down slowly
>she tells me she's on birth control (at 15, not bad)
>tells me to get under a blanket with her
>pull my pants down
>start going in
>really tight
>cum almost instantly
>pretend like I didn't cum in 2 seconds
>say "maybe we should stop for now in case somebody comes in"
>we stop and continue playing games
>start dating few days later
>>671549154
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>671549174
Cause standards?
Cause Possible erectile failure due to fat saturation?
>>671549134
Just would've found it funny if she died when you went to her place that night.
>>671540656
"Chubby"
>>671549154
The best story indeed
>16 years old
>just moved to new town
>meet girl over league of legends and mutual friend
>just broke up with BF
>buy her league skin for valentines day
>start talking like we're dating but she says its not official and wont be for awhile
>3 months later finally "date"
>never hugged, kissed, held hands, nothing, she has really bad social anxiety apparently
cont.
>17
>Have 8/10 gf
>Sleeping at her house because she told her mom I had nowhere to stay
>Doing shit all night, not really anything but she grabs my dick sometimes
>eating her out and finger blasting her
>get tired so we take off all our clothes and go to bed
>sleep for an hour
>around 3am we both wake up
>start messing around again
>"daddy I want your cock inside of me"
>she knows that makes me diamonds
>nervous as fuck, try to go in from behind
>she's wet as fuck but it still won't fit inside
>every time I try, I get softish again
>keep eating her out until I get solid again
>5th try I finally enter
>she moans
>neverfeltsomethingsonice.mp4
>keep pounding, she keeps her hand over her mouth so her mom doesn't wake
>pull out, no cum because I really don't want a kid at this point
>go back to bed
>wake up
>morningwood.jpg
>"daddy can I ride you pleeeease"
>I can't say no
>she rides for about 2 minutes then cums with the force of a thousand suns
>we fuck 13 times in total that day and I still don't cum
>make her take plan B because I'm so nervous
>all is good
Still together now, sex is still amazing, I'm still Daddy
>>671549353
Nothing, what's wrong with you.
>>671549490
It was better in person ;)
>>671536978
>be me at 15
>walking home with 14yo female friend
>walk her to her house
>"anon, let's go to the basement"
>we go to the basement
>she turns around and pulls her pants down
>I say "I don't have a condom though"
>She replies "That's okay, try putting it in my butt"
>My first penetration is anal
>Last like 10 seconds
>Blow my load in her ass
>She doesn't notice and her mom calls for her
>We stop
Been fucking butts ever since.
>>671545992
The nerds in college that still play TCGs actually get laid a lot. The biggest man-whore I've ever met was a semi-pro yugioh fag that also ran my college gaming club. He just didn't look like a neckbeard so all the girls in the club took a turn on him.
>>671536978
>17
>1st gf
>she's fat and plain looking but she wants the D
>fuck her in my bedroom while her hamplanet friend waits in the living room
>later marry gf at 18
>hate life
>divorce
>still hate life
At least we never had kids.
>>671549423
oh right the cancer. she survived it
>>671549508
>1 week later go over her house first time
>parents are having a bbq with 10+ people
>hang out in her room watching netflix
>ask if she wants to cuddle says yes
>try to kiss after 20 minutes, backs off
>randomly grab her ass 10 minutes later
>goes into fingering, still never even touched her before this
>asks to blow me "just a little" say sure
>blows me for about 10 seconds says it's too big that that "i haven't ate it'll make me gag"
>asks if i could "stick it in her just to see if it'll hurt"
>both of us wearing bathing suit and t-shirt, put it in under covers with the door open
>risk af
cont.
>>671549201
My bad, internet cut for a second and i panic posted.
>Fucked her in her Honda Odyssey
>*Tried* to fuck her.
>She was a virgin, chubby, didnt really work out the first few times.
>Went through about $20 in condoms trying to pop her.
>Finally managed one time.
>Felt so good.
>Fucked nearly three times a week for a solid 4 months.
>Would only agree to fuck her when i really stressed her out/made her mad.
>Got her super clingy.
>Junior Prom, ate her out in my 'Yota.
>Stank, but did it anyway because pussy.
>Mom ended up calling her again, tok her back to the motel.
>Convinced her to let me anal.
>Took weeks to get her to let me
>Anal, lubed her up, didnt have to use a condom
>Was ok, not as good as vag, but liked it anyway becuase no condom
>Little bit of shit on my dick after i nutted in her.
>Tried wiping it really fast and made her suck me off
>She couldnt even get half way down the dick deluxe i was packing.
Cont?
>>671549654
It's truly amazing how far some basic hygiene and nice clothes can get you. (I guess confidence is pretty important as well...)
>>671549154
I tried to get my dog to lick my dick one time, had to use peanut butter and even then she kept giving me the most guilty look I've ever seen. Kept looking up at me like "This isn't right.. I shouldn't be doing this." Like the look you'd get if you were was molesting a child. I stopped. And was left scarred. Wish I could show the poor pups face, she was sad.
>>671542408
Good for you man. I'm married too and it's great.
>>671549629
Bull fucking shit.
>>671541527
ahaha holy shit breh i thougt i had bad taste
>>671543356
This one speaks the truth.
Amen.
>>671549851
Nah, I never did that, it was literally me jerking it, she hopped up and gave me the first of many blow jobs. She even held it in her paws some times, shit was cash.
I'd never force her to or even present it to her. I'd be in the middle of me time and she would just come over and make it us time.
>be me
>15
>start 9th grade
>new girl starts in our class
>7/10 with radical feminist views
>we start hanging out a lot
>we make out a lot but never go further
>one day she introduces me to her 6/10 friend
>she's 19 and an even radicaller feminist
>after a night of drinking at the older girls house they both undress in front of me
>get to fuck them both
>mfw i lost my virginity in a threesome
>mfw i years later found out that i was to be their project to turn a man feminist
>mfw it didn't take
>mfw i can't hold a grudge against feminists because they have treated me nicer than any of the other faggots in my life
>19 years old, I know, felt bad man
>Meet great girl, hit off real good with her the first night
>Learn she has a boyfriend
>Decide to not go at it
>If she cheats with you, she'll cheat on you
>Fast forwards a few months
>Learn that she broke up with him two weeks after our first meeting
>Wanted to go for it, but lacked the balls
>Day after it I realized she wanted me that night as well
>Hate myself for that
>Two weeks later
>Get absolutely wasted with a friend
>Dunno how, but out of nowhere we both kiss eachother
>Decide we want more
>Get to her place
>Both drunk as fuck
>Knocked her tooth out with my own teeth
>Too drunk to get it up as well
>Wanted to have sex in the morning
>Dick to big for her
>Didn't matter, she became gf
>mfw it took us a month of trying before we actually had sex
I will post the actual first time next post
>>671547934
Except that everyone knows that's not an idiot that "we had sex for 40 minutes" means that the clock started with foreplay and ended when you both stop.
That time includes position changes, short pauses, etc. No one literally means "I pounded her for 40 minutes and never stopped once" because holy fuck that would rough her pussy up.
>>671548215
Not much more to that first experience. After that we knew that waiting wasnt going to happen.
>The second time happened because i told her skirts were distracting, she wore a skirt and i wanted to prove a point. She pretended she didnt want it because God would be mad, then told me to cum on her face when i was getting close. It was the first time i really counted it as sex, not that a couple thrust bullshit.
Lots of other experiences after
>Caught by her mom in the pulic shower of the apartment complex they lived in, I still had my clothes on so her mom blamed her so corrupting me.
Solution: have sex other places in the complex.
>One day walking home she told me she wanted to try a position I hadnt done yet
> Was about to ask her what she meant when we stepped in the elevator of her complex
>She flipped the emergency stop switch, and bent over the rail.
>Fucked her from behind for the first time, came all over the elevator door.
>Messing around another day at her, bestfriend and boyfriend sitting on the bunk bed below us being awkward teenagers as he tries to get in that girls pants.
>My girlfriend and I on top sneak into some reverse cowgirl on top bunk while people come and go out of the room. The blanket hid most of us and she did the one leg thing to look like she was wearing pants.
>One time we were spooning on a couch under some blankets, she lifted her robe and shoved me inside of her...while talking to her god damn elderly grandma 10 feet away from us.
>Sex on trampoline at her cousins family reunion. They were all inside and my girl pulled her ass out just enough to straddle me
>Playing counterstrike one day and she started giving me a handjob...then left to get more lotion, came back naked and sat on my lap while i was playing. Felt her tugging and grinding extra hard to get me inside of her. Different. She asked me if i knew what she was doing. I said no...
"You have your cock up my ass right now"
Lots of stories like those
>>671544261
>uncle
stopped right there
>>671548383
About 80% has herpes man
But in 80% it's permanently dormant
The other 20% have cold sores at their lips, nose or genitalia
>>671547964
>I stand up and try to take magazine from her
>"hey!"
>I swing to grab it and miss
>we play fight for possession of mag
>she is a few inches taller
>eventually she pushes me over bed and throws the towel in my face
>then sits on me
>this gets me erect
>laughing but being rough at the same time we playfight
>suddenly she goes quiete
>she looks at me and then at my shorts
>without talking she places a hand on it
>first time someone else touches peepee
>holyshit this feels good
>her hand was so warm
>eyes lock
>we kiss
>I'm grabbing ass and boob as she climbs on top of me with her pussy rubbing up against my erection
>she smiles and asks if I wanna prove that I'm old enough
>hellyeah!
>she rips off my summer shorts and prceeds to give me the teenage blowjob ever
>didn't feel as good as jerking off, but the warnth and softness of a girls mouth made me diamonds
>I wasn't very big back then, probably 5 inches or so
>after about 10 minutes of sucking she stands up and drops her hotpants to the floor
>light coat of fuzzy black hair all around that snatch
>just enough to see these to pink flaps peeking out at the core
>I try to get from laying on my back to get a look
>she pushes me back down, hops on top of me pinning my penis to my tummy with her warm and fuzzy snatch
>she slides up and down a bit while kissing me
>we have no idea what we're doing
>eventually I take initiative and stop her mid glide
>I grab on to the base of my dick and guide it inside her vagina
>she squirms but doesn't stop me
>my dick is in heaven
>she places goes to my neck to give me a hickey
>as I thrust in her for a bit
>it's not feeling as good so I turn her around
>place her stomach down on bed
>learnt this from porno mags
>this is my first time seein a girls ass irl
>I spread her buttcheeks apart and shove my little cock in her pussy
>I use her like my own personal fleshlight
>pump away for about 5 min straight before I let go of the biggest load ever shot by an 11 year old
>>671545830
and sex is... ?
>>671549822
>she's on BC so raw feels so good
>stick it in for literally 5 seconds and cum instantly inside her
>"did you cum anon"
>"uh no lol"
>somehow still hard af
>she says she wants me bad
>sneak into her parents walk in closet halfway around the house
>tons of guests on the deck outside, we can see them as we're sneaking away
>fuck for a good 40 minutes in the dark in her moms walk in closet
>rug burn all over
>cum after 40 minutes and she does shortly before
>walk out of parents room sweaty and panting
>younger sister sees and says "were you guys working out"?
>ignore her and walk away, hamplanet with no social skills anyway
>parents come back in and i say goodbye to parents
>nobody ever found out, stealth as fuck
>>671550399
Masturbation
>>671550399
Chastity
Checked
>be 21
>on a cruise drunk dancing in the cruise club
>having fun cuz ive never been beave enough to dance before
>a few girls dance with me including a 7/10 30 somethin
>talk to 30 sumthin for a little while then tell her im goin to bed
>she grabs arm and says why dont you come with me
>go to her room
>kaboodle
>10 minutes after wete done her 15 yr old daughter comes in
>i foobled a milf
>15 yr old told me she wanted the D a few days later
> chickened out cuz she seemed the type to blackmail
> overall happy with V loss
>>671550151
First we actually had sex
>Go on camping trip with students association, or whatever you Americans call it
>Share tent with gf
>Someone of my fraternity wanted to catch us real bad, mostly to annoy me
>Whenever we wanted to just do something with the two of us, he would either follow us or start an inquiry about what we were going to do
>One afternoon me and gf were in the tent and in the mood
>Decide to go for it and finally works
>Hear that one guy outside the tent, talking with others
>He was oblivious to us having sex three metres from him
>hfw told him the day after
>>671550226
Really, the one thing i learned through all of this was:
Christian high school girls are fucking freaks! You guys should take advantage of this.
Condoms suck, but so do pregnancy scares...still not using condoms though.
Sticking your dick in crazy is amazingly fun but even great sex with the same person year after year gets old. Dont get stuck with crazy
...and anal sex is what i imagine having sex with a dolphins blow hole feels like
>22 years old
>not fat or unattractive or anything, just shy and no confidence
>had made out with a few girls and gotten my dick sucked a few times, but no sex
>fed up and decide it's time to bite the bullet
>38 year old blond off craigslist
>drove to her apartment at midnight
>she sucked my dick, I fucked her ass first, then her pussy, came in her mouth and she swallowed
>no condom
>got tested the next week. No aids
>felt pretty good. That's when I realized I had a pretty big dick.
>fucked a few other girls off craiglist/backpage that year
>starting fucking girls off dating sites
>finally got a girlfriend
>been with her for 4 years
>I love her to death.. But I constantly feel the urge to fuck other women
>oh well
>>671550297
Why? it's still a virginity story. Don't be a pussy.
>>671546823
yup. It wasnt that great sex wise, it was painful for her, she cried. Was very gentle, mostly just made out while i was all the way inside her for 10 minutes or so. Could feel her relax and then i slowly thrusted back and forth about an inch, she got really wet and finally started to enjoy it. I wanted to just fuck her as hard as i could but managed to restrain. blew my load deep in her and pulled out. she was so hott laying there with her legs spread open and cum dripping from her little pussy. we were fuck buddies for a long time afterward
Wtf is up with lube... can no one get and keep they're girl wet throughout the whole fuck
>Be me
>Be 25 and virgin by choice
>Start flirting with a friend
>Start hanging out at my house
>Lay in bed but too prideful to make first move
>She says "I want to do something to you"
>Go ahead said mé
>Kisses me
>Tells me she wants to do it again
>"Go ahead" said I
>Starts making out with me
>Remembered advice from a friend who told me that if a girl starts making out with me to grab her by the as
>Grab her by the ass and throw her over me
>Make out for 1 hour and touch her all over
>Next we hang out take things further
>Shit goes on for several weeks of the same, everything but PIV
Skip a few weeks later
>Finger her
>Eat her out
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Tell her I'm ready to lose my virginity
>"Are you sure anon?"
>tell her yes I'm ready to lose my virginity
>Put condom on and have sex
>Try all different positions I've seen in porno
>Try doggie style
>Penis is too short to stick in properly
>Try missionary
>Keeps slipping out
>Try cowgirl
>ohshitnigga.gif
>30 minutes of fumbling her around we stop
>Have no idea if she came because I didn't
>Cuddle rest of the day
>Fast forward 2 years later
>She's now my gf and we fuck a lot and I make her have multiple orgasms
>>671536978
>I was 14 years old and was literally wanking to anything could get my hands on including lingerie mags, thought fuck this I need to cum in someone or something. Anyway in my village there is this monstrosity of a hamplanet who looked like the crushanator so with little or no shame I dated her just to hump and dump. Eurgh I shudder at the memory of this specimen.
Took her down to a cornfield where crop kept us hidden so got my barely pube covered dick out slapped her in her meatdish.
She starts grunting like a elephant in labour I quickly nut in this bitch trying to not lose my boner. I make some lame excuse to go home, get home and have a shower of shame and set fire to my dick, she starts telling people I deny it and now it's more of a badge of honour.
To make things worse I came in this thing and looked down to see a bloody tampon in there
I was 16. Was talking to this girl about hooking up and doing it, dad walked in on me right in the middle. Ended up dating the girl for a year, she became my first love then cheated on me. And then hit me with her car.
>>671546904
yes.
you lose virginity and dignity and virility.
>>671551199
Sorry, I'm not into reading a faggot losing his virginity to his uncle.
>be me, 13 yo freshmen highschool
>labeled as 'dirty fucking rocker' by peers
>idgaf rap is shitty and so are my peers
>make internal pact to be less of a loser than i was in junior high abd loose my virginity before i graduate
>meet skinny goth chick in english class, she does presentation on blood art
>class cringes
>she sits infront of me, tell her i liked her presentation and like art too
>hit it off
Turns out shes a nympho
Loose v card on christmas eve in a bunk bed lols, she didnt belive i was a virgin, told her i've watched enough porn to know what to do (also prob had death grip syndrom). She wants to fuck other ppl including me, tell her i'm monogamous and if she changes her mind i'm around.
She ends up having a baby and dropping out of hs eventually but is happy as hell and the guy proposed this year about 5 years later, i guess he wanted to give her a nice wedding and saved up.
>>671551397
what the hell is PIV?
lost my virginity while I was 9 yo with my 11 yo cousin.
top kek
>15 years old
>my boyfriend tells me he wants to be closer to me, I tell him just the tip
>wanting to make the moment special I put on a Lolita dress
>he thought using handcuffs we be nice too
>he gets on top and he puts the whole thing in
>i'm crying because it hurts so much and I tell him to stop but he doesn't
>my dad barges upstairs and begins banging on the door telling me to open up
>I break the handcuffs off and switch back into my normal clothes
>tell him we were just playing video games
>he leaves
>but I know he knew
>awkward silence until my boyfriend goes home
>date and occasionly sex him until we eventually break up over something else
>be me, 16
>got a sexed crazed gamer girlfriend, also virgin
>my first bj was in a public park
>wait a few months cus she wants to be on pill
>the day finally comes
>fuckyes.gif
>we arrange to go over hers after college
>day end comes we get on bus
>fuck im nervous
>got nervous bowels, needed a shit
>got to hers we make out
>bowels are going to explode
>i cant do this dont feel well
>we head downstairs to chill
>shes sitting in a tshirt
>ineedtofuckthis.jpg
>"hey, im just nipping the loo"
>drop biggest shit ive ever drops
>>hiroshima 2.0?
>call her upstairs
>start fingering the fuck out of her
>finally stick my dick in after deep throat
>she comes a couple of times
>try many positions
>wow, she screams alot
>i cum
>best shit ever
>be me
>2001
>pre 4chan
>turn 14 and move to vegas
>checking mail one day and girls whistle at me
>smile and wave as the hurry inside
>they walk by my bedroom window every day giggling and waving while I'm playing my guitar
>feels good man.jpg
>eventually start sharing weed with them
>they are cousins I find out
>eventually start seeing the redheaded one regularly
>laying on couch while mom is at work cause I rented "dude where's my car" on vhs
>not making out but we both get busy hands
>reach down her pants and feel pubes
>omg its gonna happen. Wav
>go to my room and blare NIN pretty hate machine album. Wav
>both virgins
>proceed to put on condom though I'm clueless
>finally penetrate
>lasts longer than expected
We fucked everyday after she got outta school.
I'm now engaged to her cousin and she's a train wreck. Fuggyea
>>671536978
>18 years old
>Awkward but not in a bad way, girls found it endearing I guess
>Also very disinterested in most girls, just from a lack of confidence in myself mainly
>Go to house party
>Get drunk, lack of confidence fades away
>End up on with one girl on my lap, another under my arm
>They're both pretty hot, went to school with one of them the other was her friend
>End up in a spare room with them both
>They're kissing, and start kissing me, rubbing my dick
>Feeling nervous as fuck, never been with a girl before, and now there's two
>One moves down to my dick, and the door opens
>Guy comes in, starts talking to us
>They both stop
>Lays on the bed
>One of the girls leave
>the other stays with me
>Night ends without me getting laid
>Next day, meet girl that stayed with me, friend of the girl I went to school with
>Take her to mine
>We instantly start making out
>Shortly after start fucking
>She lays motionless, this shit is boring as awful
>Don't cum, but always produce a lot of precum
>Pretend to finish, condom is pretty much filled with precum
>Later find out she was 15, her birthday was a few days before
>Panic like fuck, but nothing comes of it, and she's pretty much glued to my side
>Eventually just fuck her a bunch, get her doing stuff I'm in to, she was insanely horny all the time
>Sex 3 times a day almost every day
>Been together for 7 years now, and have Sex once a week if I'm lucky
>Fortunately, I get a lot of blow jobs.
>Still no threesome though.
>>671551434
Wait that dosent make sence. She dropped out way before she got preggers, in jr year i think. But got preggers... What like 5 years ago i guess maybe more. We're 26 now and her kids like... I donno 7 or 8 or something i smoke too mich pot to remember this shit.
>>671536978
prostitute, amsterdam, 2014
i was 27
>>671551327
Some girls have trouble getting or staying wet, depending on various factors like age, point in their menstrual cycle, etc. If you weren't a virgin, you'd know this.
>be me
>be 14
>most of my friends are 2 years older because of my brother
>have a party at a friends house, parents are on vacation
>16yo friends buy booze and get the chicks with their moped (im from austria, both is legal with 16)
>invited all the cool grills, frieds pick them up
>all got pretty drunk
>fucked some girl from my class
>next day get a kiss from her when she leaves
>mfw we were bf/gf then
i didn't really had any interest in girls/sex back then
i just didn't want to say no so my older friends dont make fun of me
shit was cash tho
A niggress, my garage, I was 16
>>671547701
>6.75" length x 6.25" girth
basically a 6.5" sphere
My gf, In a flat when I was 14-15 don't remember exactly.
>be me, 19 yo virgin college freshman
>at a uni actually
>I had some Chad friends so they invite to tag along with them to a house party
>as it turned out my ex from the 11th grade in high school was there
>we still hated the shit out of each other and even got into an argument
>she brought back some bad memories, so I started drinking my ass off
>hammered.jpg
>I start dancing like a retard from the music, no one minds since everyone was just as drunk as I was
>my ex starts dancing with me, eventually a calmer song comes on
>she starts pushing her ass on my crotch, moving up and down
>have my arms around her
>insta-boner.jpg
>I grab her arm and take her to the bathroom
>make out violently, have her legs on my sides
>undo my belt, pull pants down
>she lowers her panties
>we fuck like animals inside a bath tub, staying quiet whenever someone enters
>mfw I had hate alcohol-induced sex with my ex
>>671551561
Penis In Vagina, dude.
>>671551979
yeah if my dick was skinned, the "pelt" would be almost square lol
>>671551928
Or maybe I'm just loyal and young, and why tf would you fuck during that week if her month
16
Veronica Grande
Sunday in front room while parents whey upstairs
Aberdeen, MD
Jizz bombed her
>>671552262
prostitues in venice bro
>>671552406
why not? it's only blood. wear a raincoat if you really care that much
>>671551928
if a girl isn't getting wet she isn't horny enough
you seem to have a lot of experience with it
that doesn't bode well for your skills
>19
>met a girl 2 weeks ago from tinder, smoked a joint had a laugh
>week later meet drink vodka and lemonade, she get really horny, I go with it, we fuck
>turns out she was allergic to lemonade which fucked her up and can't remember any of it
> week later fuck again in the park
>no condom used either time
>penis now sore a few days later after second fuck
>looks like some skin has been rubbed off the tip
>giving it a week before going to doctors
I lost my virginity in a park girl sister rember it and I may have an std
>>671552643
tinder
home of dirty dirty sluts
>>671552406
I'm not talking about when she's bleeding you moron. The vagina has different degrees of lubrication throughout the menstrual cycle. That's why it's easy to get some chicks dripping wet when they're right around ovulation, but harder at other points in the month.
>>671552620
I'm not saying they can't get wet. But some can't stay wet, and it has nothing to do with being horny enough.
>>671539926
XDDDDD
>>671552865
if a girl is getting railed properly she will stay wet unless she has some kind of medical condition. but that is not common.
>>671550399
rape
>>671552620
they can dry out moron, especially if you're wearing a latex condom
>>671553153
wrong, clit stimulation makes them wetter than railing
>>671551561
Prostates in vehicles
Lost mine to a 32 year old Mormon lady when I was 19. Hot stuff
>>671536978
Im so fuckin baked and sleep deprived rn that I looked at that gif for like a solid minute trying to figure out where her asshole was
>>671551561
the brother of HIV
>>671553316
>>671553221
and why do you think that is you fucking clown? because it creates a state of arousal. wetness is all mental you fucking biologically challenged virgin tardlets
i pity you fools who can't keep girls wet
>>671553453
that is hot as fuck damn religious cult forbidden fruit, nice
>be me, 24 socially akward
>virgin as fuck
>not even ugly
So I love that my gf is into deepthroating, and i love holding her head there as she gags, but its just so fucking painful on my dick. Is there a way to fix this?
>>671540656
I'm so sorry
>>671536978
>be me 13m
>casual teenproblems mom is a bitch dad is never with us cuz of work
>lone wolf in school
>start drinking
>drink and hang out with punks most nights
>one night the topic steers to sex, and this fat pretty ugly bitch with a purple crest is like what the fuck you are a virgin? we gotta do something about it
>and that's the story how i lost my virginity to a fat ugly punk bitch
I'm pretty happy it happened this way tho this gave me confidence later and bitches love confidence
Call this autists phone 07780902588
I was eight. Fucked by 13 yr old boy across the street. It hurt. (I'm a guy)
#nohomo
>>671546340
>the end
did she die or something
>>671554093
anything ending in _caine
>>671552344
You're either a hick or a 3d artist.
>>671554374
what, do you not understand how dimensions work?
>>671536978
I was 25. Met a girl on Omegle, she lived 16+ hours flying from me. Fell in love. Met up. Took eachother's virginity. Tried long-distance relationship. Made it work for 2 years. Fucked up. Broke heart.
>>671536978
Can't believe no one has asked for sauce.
Sauce?
>>671551434
nice try
