YLYL nigger edition
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YLYL nigger edition
Lost
>>671425531
I smiled.
lost
Why do white men have such an inferiority complex?
>Nigger edition
>lost
>>671427307
>Cant Simmer The Zimmer Hahahahahaha
>>671427307
>You can't simmer the zimmer
Oh god I almost lost.
>>671426801
Because we see the obvious gap between what we accomplish in life and what they do. It's obvious we're better than those animals. Yet the media lauds equality and diversity and society forces those things on us at our expense. Our women play into the fetish and buy into the SJW bullshit at our expense. Fuck them
>>671426801
Why are whites such cucks?
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>>671426631
Nigger detected
>>671426631
she's high on cocaine.
>>671427742
Hey look, I got a prostitute
>>671428522
she's high on nigger dick.
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>>671428748
something you'd experience alot I suppose.
Happy Black History Month, guys.
>>671427307
>can't simmer the Zimmer
Fucking absolutely lost
>>671426801
>saying we do
>yelling shit like WE WUZ KANGS and everyone was black
>>671426801
Because making people fuck for your entertainment is the closest to slavery we can legally get
>>671429763
>80HD
I lost.
>>671425531
fucking lost already
>>671431518
ain't that dandy
>>671431518
He's basically just fucking fatfolds.
>>671432140
Is this bait?
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>>671429763
holyshit... I kek'd in pants.
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>>671430241
Fuckin lost, whoever set up that display knew what they were doing
>>671429076
i laughed
>>671427686
>Underrated post is the truth
>>671429763
dumb nigga cant even screencap. Wtf?
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>>671431793
chick is mentally disabled iirc
dude got arrested for rape
this is all according to what ive heard here before tho, so idk
>>671438199
this surely is a false flag
>>671438199
no fucking way that's real
>>671438051
Ahhh, gotcha. Thanks Anon!
>>671426801
And not a decent sized dick in sight.
The myth is over.
>>671431518
Why hasn't someone made her Yoshi and him Mario on an old super Mario map
>>671425531
I went to take a crap in port-o-john but it was a time machine. I went back to 1750 and met up with Tommy Jefferson and we systematically bred all the negresses he owned. Me and him spawned the modern day American Negro
>>671438792
lost
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Newfags
>>671438051
that only makes it hotter
>>671438657
All I can think of is how dirty the carpet is because non of them take their shoes off.
>>671438051
Top fucking zozzle if that's true
>>671429076
lost
>>671426748
Pretty much
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>>671425800
newfags as fuck
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>>671425531
The absolute madman
>>671428813
underrated post
>>671441678
what the fuck
>>671438792
Damn does Somalia pirates
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>>671438199
fake as fuck but I lost at toddler ant.
>>671441155
The fuck
>>671438792
lost again
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>>671442790
dude what the fuck
>>671441591
thas racis
feel like this is the appropriate thread for this little story
>work in a bar
>bar opens next door is a "latin american" dance bar
>constantly filled with nigs and overweight white girls
>literally their whole demographic
>talk to people who work in the other bar when im out on smoke break
>all they do is complain about the nigs refusing to tip and starting fights
>endless stories about how rapey they all act
>my boss is endlessly complaining to the police about the clientele of that bar harassing the bouncers and customers from the bar i work in
>this goes on for about 6 months
>police are endlessly in that bar and arresting nigs for fighting and shit
>we get a new bouncer
>dude gets called "Cooder"
>scariest motherfucker ive ever met
>takes no shit from no man
>nigs see the size of him and like to pick fights
>we end up in a situation where cops have to be outside the bars at closing time to precent nigs trying to fight him
>one night a group of 3 nigs who are constantly in the other bar pick a fight with him
>one jumps on his back and he grabs him, pulls him over his head and slams him back first onto the concrete
>nigs arrested
>Cooder arrested
>hands in his notice and says he feels like he attracts more trouble than he prevents
>still comes to the bar to drink
>few months later at closing time im out front waiting to lock the door once everyone has left
>Cooder has been pounding drinks all night and can barely stand
>suddenly a fight breaks out
>nig has a girl against the window of the other bar by her throat
>2 nigs are swinging at anything that moves and mainly clocking girls
>4 more are scrapping with the cops
>Cooder instantly sobers up and charges right at the one holding the girl
>Tackles him sideways to the floor
>nigs head bounces and hes out
>Get up and starts swinging at the 2 nigs fighting
>Catches on square on the nose and sends blood flying everywhere
cont.
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daww asian are cute
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>>671442688
It's a good'en ey? Had to save this one
> I really really really like this picture
> save it, it's all yours mate
Get the reference? Kill yourself
>>671442602
What the fuck is this shit???
>>671443388
lol u butthurt? this is a ylyl thread with nigg theme, no one said shit like that
gtfo fag
>>671443388
contributing nothing is better than being a nigger
as they literally make things worse by existing
>>671443665
Crackheadeisha.
>>671426801
this isnt a race baiting thread you fucking nigger
>>671443388
Dude its a fucking nigger thread, If you made a thread about any race and posted pictures that was racist and funny you w
>>671443103
good so far anon, waiting for rest
>>671443388
Jim sensors have detected a butthurt nigger in this thread.
>>671443794
I wanna hang the first 2 lines of that in my office lol
>>671443103
Getting interesting. Pl0x continue.
>>671438000
>304
Daaaaaamn that girl has a dream job.
Also nice same numbers
>>671443103
>picks up the other and squeezes the fucker around the ribs
>guys eyes are bugging out of his head and he goes limp
>just drops him and walks towards the 4 fighting the 2 cops
>can already hear sirens in the distance
>stands on the back of one nigs knee to bring him to a knee and elbows him as hard as fuck right where his neck meets his head
>guy is screaming like fuck
>Cooder grabs him by the head and drags him to a vertical base before running him right into a parked car
>guy is out like a light
>one cop is now kneeling on the back of one nigs head while the other one is being jumped on by the other 2
>cops ontop of the nigs is frantically shouting into the radio
>One of the nigs lifts a discarded beer bottle and spins while swinging it and catches Cooder right on the side of the face with it
>Cooder grabs the nig by the neck as he falls forward and knocks him on his back
>starts levelling the guy in the face while spitting blood and teeth
>Other nig gives up on downed cop and charges Cooder, who is on his knees and knocks him onto his side
>Other cop is trying to cuff the struggling 4th nig while yelling for help for his partner
>Cooder and the 3rd nig are wrestling on the ground
>Dont even really know how to describe this
>manages to lock his arms around the nigs upper torso with the nigs head against his chest
>slowly forces himself back to his feet while holding the nig
>Lifts him about a foot off the ground half upside down and jerks him violently up and down about 3 times
>hear audible crack and he drops the nig
>niggettes have appeared and are squaling about police brutality and shit
>cop has now cuffed the 4th nig and is kneeling on his lower back with his hand on his head
>2 guys are checking on his partner
>cooder walks over to bench on the sidewalk and slumps in it and continues to spit insane amounts of blood onto the sidewalk
cont. for last time
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>>671442790
i wanna suck that bitches utters
>>671426631
The distortion on the niggers' eyes to protect identities freaked me the fuck out.
>>671444334
holy fuck dude, what race is Cooder btw and how tall is he? just wondering
>>671442602
I'm sure young thug can afford a bus now
I fully realize this will barely be read by anyone, and that this will probably be regarded as bait, but whatever.
Any chance of cutting this shit out? Seriously, I've been lurking on this site for way longer than I'm comfortable with admitting, and we've done some cool shit. We've caught animal abusers, tracked down rapists and child molesters, aided in several FBI investigations which resulted in convictions, and we're still posting black people and saying "huehue niggers" like...
The edginess has worn off, the shock value is gone, and for the record, I don't know any black bronies or furries, all I see is us white people doing stupid cringy shit like that.
White people are the reason for this to begin with. We (well, okay, not 'we', but slave owners in the past) bred people psychologically, cutting out father figures early on so the mother would develop a dependency and the child would grow up stunted.
Are you guys proud of that? Most of you in here, I'm positive you're not legitimately racist, I'm positive a good portion of you are 14 year old edgy white kids, and for all the bad media attention directed at black people, there are thousands who are hardworking contributing members of society.
I've never held this site in high regard, it's something to browse when I'm ridiculously bored, but come on... Really?
>>671444825
>what race is Cooder
topkek
>>671443390
its an ablative shield..... genius
Meh other races turned it around in a generation. 150 years later, what's the excuse?
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>>671444334
Cont.
>No bullshit
>>671432140
I mean.. He's not wrong. That is 4 fingers and a sum of 4
>>671445194
I'm not racist irl. I'm probably more liberal than most.
But on /b/ I'm racist. Isn't that strange?
>>671445194
stfu nigger
>>671444334
>cops and ambulances show up in quick succession
>Broken back nig is checked and loaded into amberlamps
>the other 2 are cuffed while semi-conscious and left face down on the sidewalk
>2 cops are arguing with nigettes and threatening them all with breach of the peace unless they disperse
>3 other nigs are loaded into squad cars and carted off while paramedics check on Cooder
>everyone clears off
>Police take preliminary statements from customers etc.
>Ask me and 2 other guys to come in to give official statements since we're the only sober people around
>Dont hear anything for a few weeks
>Cooder shows up at bar one night with his jaw wired shut
>Nig broke his jaw in 3 places and he lost 4 teeth
>Is upbeat about it
>Is literally having to write in a notepad to communicate
>In the middle of the shift the owner of the bar next door comes into our bar
>Thanks Cooder for what he did that night and offers him a job as his bouncer
>"I know you thought you attracted trouble but we get nothing but. I need a guy like you to keep the peace"
>Cooder tells him he'll think about it
>Owner hands me 100 dollars and tells me to come find him if Cooder drinks anything over that 100 dollars that night
>Cooder keeps coming back to the bar every now and then
>says hes on pain meds and cant drink on them but stays off them for a couple of days when he wants to come to the bar
>tells me that hes taking the job next door
>Assume the position of new bouncer a few months later once his jaw is healed and shit
>Bar next door changes partically overnight
>Black guys come to the bar now, not niggers
>Genuinely amicable guys who are friendly and dont cause trouble
>Cooder is a big teddy bear looking motherfucker and thats a hit with the ladies
>See the guy leave pretty much every night with some of the hottest women ive ever seen in tow
>Business picked up for both places
cont. sorry definitely last time
>>671445194
Fucking this. Threads like this aren't helping anyone.
>>671445460
Not really. When in Rome, and all that.
>>671443388
jimmies rustled
>>671445194
Look you retard, the reason why /b/ is so important to SOME of us is because we can let off steam. It's not always about being edgy. But sometimes if you're fed up with... let's say black people in this case, you can let go off all that shit on here. You're right, the majority of us are NOT racist, but that doesn't mean we can hold some grudges or simply be annoyed by the way they fuck shit up for themselves and in some cases for others. Simple.
>>671445561
Haha, pretty good story m8 thanks for sharing
>>671442602
We've all been there amiright?
>>671445194
It's better to be a cringy cracker than a thieving negro.
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>>671445194
Meh, there's a lot of people that couldn't care less about edginess or shock value. There's a difference between black people (the hardworking members of society you mention) and niggers. I enjoy hating on the latter.
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>>671445194
So what part of California are you posting from. Berkeley? Maybe not, Madison, Wisconsin? Chicago? New York?
>>671446103
Cringy crackers never get pussy though.
>>671441999
top fucking kek dude
>>671439276
bravery at it's finest
>>671445927
I appreciate that, I genuinely do.
But like... black people? What is this, the early 1900s? The are more white people in your way fucking up your life than there will ever be black people. This isn't letting off steam, it's misdirecting aggression because you lack the constitution or sensibility to direct it appropriately, so you go for cheap-ass "keks" (for the record, when the fuck did 'kek' start? Shit's retarded) in echo-chamber threads hoping that maybe it'll be enough to distract you from what's actually bothering you.
I hope it works, while the real problem festers inside like an untreated hemorrhage.
>>671446236
you could not have made this any easier, faggot
>pic fucking related
>>671426801
No inferiority complex here.
>>671446236
Literally on the other side of the country from California. In fact, you've hit everything but the target.
>>671445561
Makes me want to watch Road House.
>>671445311
Dude is a big 6ft 8 white guy from Buttfuck Nowhere in Georgia. Legit grew up as the son of a farmer and shit. I live and work in Pennsylvania so fuck knows what hes doing up here. I never asked. In another life the guy wouldve been one of those big dumbshit rednecks who marries his sister and lives off the grid his whole life
anyways end of the story now
>I quit my job about 2 or 3 months later after getting promoted at my day job and didnt need the money anymore
>still drink in the bar about twice a months since i know everyone there and get free booze
>outside the bar about 3 months ago having a cigarette and talking to cooder
>"Aw Anon, Gotsta show ya summin."
>Takes out his phone and shows me a picture
>Unmistakably one of the nigs from that night
>In a wheelchair, begging outside a 7/11
>You broke his back, man?
>"Guess so, Fucker got what he deserved. I couldn't eat nothin but liquid food for months cause ah that piece ah shit."
Also found out like 2 weeks ago after finally thinking to ask that he gets called Cooder cause his dad wanted to name him after Ry Cooder (had no idea who he was either) and his mom wouldnt let him. His real name is Elias.
>>671445194
/b/ is entertainment too. If this shit bothers you perhaps you should be elsewhere.
>>671445927
This is bullshit everyone is racist you just have to be aware of it and try not to let it impact your decisions too much(spoiler: some racism is justified)
>>671446335
They aren't hurting anybody either.
>>671445194
A nigger isn't necessarily a black person in my opinion. To be a nigger is to not only not contribute anything to society, but to also take away. To be so useless that you detract from the cultures and civilization around you. This behavior is typically followed by poor, uneducated, black niggers.
So no, fuck you. This culture needs to be talked about, despised, and looked down upon. In these threads you never see pictures of black people who aren't useless pieces of shit, it's the pieces of shit. Not all black people are niggers, but there are a ton of black niggers.
>>671446536
...right... /pol is cancerous... /b/ isn't NEARLY as pervasive or debilitating as cancer.
>>671438792
Fucking lost
>>671446595
Thanks for the story, anon.
Held off on jacking to see the whole thing
>>671445194
Just a suggestion... perhaps you should be "ridiculously bored" less often. And maybe you could, if you could somehow, some way, struggle and find a way to go FUCK YOURSELF with your tiny 3 inch dick. Have a great week friend.
>>671446558
Ah, East coast then, should have known, somewhere in mass. I'll guess. Cambridge, Amherst, Boston?
>>671446631
I meant racist in the sense of wanting to hang black people are joining the KKK. Yes, we are all racist to some extent, but I was specifically talking about racism in the extreme sense.
>>671425531
Made my day.
>>671446335
This unfortunately, you're better off learning from them. Use that white intellect to realize what women really like about black guys is that they challenge them, that's literally it. They don't have all monster cocks no matter how much you're conditioned to believe it. Just don't be a fucking pussy, straight chick's don't want to fuck pussies
>>671445194
Look, you liberal retard, there is a difference huge between black people and niggers. Just like white people and rednecks, hispanics and spics, asains and gooks, middle eastern people and sand niggers. Ignorant part of any race, we make fun of.
>>671446595
Damn bruh. Thanks for sharing. Cooder sounds like prtycoolguy/10
but honestly he sounds like a total badass
>>671446595
Thanks for posting anon, good read
>>671446396
Wow, thanks for the diagnosis there, shrink-boy. I think you're reaching a little. Some people just have a sense of humor and a little bigot in them. Hard to believe, I know.
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>SnakesInASchool.webm
>>671446606
I 100% agree with you, but this doesn't just bother me, it keeps the country from progressing. Maybe not this thread by itself, but this mentality, this misdirection and misplaced aggression, all of this bullshit is counter-productive, and we're not in a position where being counter-productive is a luxury we can afford. I'm just saying, /b/ has done some absolutely beautiful and world-healing things. There's this post I love that sometimes makes its way into cringe threads where someone outlines all the things Tumblr has done (mostly negative, death threats, etc.) and all the things /b/ has done (mostly saving and helping people), and so far this thread is equally as ridiculous as "anti-men" posts i've seen in cringe threads.
Fuck, is it that difficult to just love each other?
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>>671447162
OK, so I don't really think one race is technically better than another, so I guess I'm not a "real racist," but you better believe I will laugh at funny racial stereotypes, especially the groups that seems to take pride in such idiotic and criminal behavior, and guess who that is? Niggers.
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>>671446536
Guy can't have a little bit of fun? You seem quite excitable.
>>671446396
If you don't know what kek means then you're both in the wrong place and clearly incapable of fucking googling something you lazy fucking SJW.
>>671447286
There's an extremely fine line between a sense of humor and a sense of decency, so why walk it?
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she hasnt unlocked her bf yet
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Only themselves.. and they won't hurt anyone until they snap and shoot up schools.
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>Just watering my nigglets
>>671440748
That's fucking rad
>>671447503
Tumblr tier bait
>>671438199
Fake and barely trying like a nigger in college but I still laughed my ass off.
>>671442137
Underrated post
>>671447343
>I'm just saying, /b/ has done some absolutely beautiful and world-healing things
That was just for laughs.
>>671445366
Exactly.
>>671447354
That's because there is no race that's any better than any other, and stereotypes are generally ingrained in society and culture. Slave owners taught their slaves to behave a certain way, they fucking indoctrinated and inbred people to behave a certain way, and don't forget the fact that you don't hear about what isn't news. You hear about black people robbing stores all the time, but what about the white people robbing your future?
I'm just saying, classist arguments like this, cancerous threads like this, you're contributing to the big fat distraction waving in front of your face while your government crumbles around your feet.
>>671426801
lol I guess that's why there are SO MANY white dudes going after black chicks.
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>>671447471
Of course I know what "kek" means, did you even read the whole post? I'm saying I think it's retarded. Also, don't really need to google things with dead-obvious context clues....
>>671447354
studies have already proven that there's next to no difference genetically between different skin colors of humans. Blacks got a rough break and are handling their situation pretty fucking piss poor for the most part. Again, they're not the only race acting like niggers but they're the fucking majority. Black on black crime and the % of black niggers who commit crimes are VERY disproportionate to other races. Hence, nigger threads, cause fuck niggers. Cause we fucking hate that "ebonics" is a thing, and affirmative action is a thing. And that we're being told to be more accepting and excusing of their behavior because slavery or whatever the fuck SJWs whine about.
>>671447503
Nah, there's really not. A joke is a joke, decency is irrelevant to whether something's funny.
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>>671444801
They don't have eyes so they can fuck better. Increasing senses by shutting others off and what not
Tyrone Demarius Jackson, nigger extraordinaire
>>671426975
RIBOSOMES NIGGER. Shit that was classic.
>>671445194
and stay there
>>671447931
>there is no race that's any better than any other
That may be true, but it's black CULTURE that is the object of humor and scorn in this thread, not the amount of pigment in someone's skin.
>>671428012
Because we have smaller penises, and the entire male mentality is dick-based, so because of our vast insecurities, some of us turn to racism. One can only assume it's due to an extreme lack of internal self-realization.
>>671447503
freedom of speech and fuck you.
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>>671446595
nigs gon nig
I don't understand why nigs want to pick fights with others well outside their weight class.
>>671443794
exactly. Niggers bring HIV and ebola. fat virgins only jerk all day.
>>671447159
>They challenge them
Explain
>>671428813
jesus
>>671448502
Black culture is perpetrated by white america.
>>671438199
Well if we're going by mass she is indeed all of them combined
>>671448618
First documented case of HIV was actually a white dude, who came back home with no knowledge of the disease. Currently the largest carriers of HIV are homosexual men and intravenous drug users, which consist largely of white men. Not a lot of black gay heroin users.
