YLYL thread!
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YLYL thread!
>>671424131
Lost.
>>671424131
if my grocery store had a halal meat section I'd do the same thing. thankfully there aren't enough terrorists around here for that.
>be me
>gf is giving me a handjob
>start telling her jokes
>about to nut
>don't warn her
>shoot my load onto her face
>she won't give me handjobs anymore
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>>671424410
u dun goofed
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>>671424703
Holy fuck lost
>>671424685
I don't get it
>>671425009
Me neither...
>>671424878
Cmon man dont call the cyber police
>>671424886
wow
Hey guys my mom is calling me BRB
>>671426456
get your mom in here anon
>>671426456
Back
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>>671426750
She wanted to tell me to take out the trash.
Fags
>>671424131
Actually lost bad to this. Is it legit? I'm gonna start doing that.
>>671426880
Ok pewdiepie I'm back
>>671424131
Ylyl?
Your lesbian yoda laughs?
Yellow labia yells loudly?
Yall like yonder larry?
Be more specific, you dumb fucking nigger faggot. What does ylyl mean?
>>671427672
retarded b8, not even newfag
>>671427672
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>671424685
i think its because they are ashamed they are an awful memeshit
i would leave the same comment honestly
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>>671424886
I'm ok with this
>>671427672
how long did it take to come up with those, faggot?
this thread reeks of summer and it's not even fucking spring yet
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>>671425061
it's funny because it's true
>>671427672
Was this even remotely funny in your head?
>>671425760
Lost
>>671428160
My boyfriend is not a nigger, but pretty accurate otherwise. -Sincerely a faggot (Other than OP).
>>671427672
This is why you don't get high and go on the web.
>>671428257
absolutely stinks
>>671424131
I wish we had a halal section in my grocery store, I'd get an extra pack of bacon every time and "suddenly" decide that I don't want it anymore right at that section every single time.
https://monksolo.bandcamp.com/album/funny-stuff-lp
>>671428901
you wouldn't be hurting Muslims (and that's juvenile anyway)
you'd be hurting the store
>>671429462
This
Isn't like muslims are going to think its the new halal bacon everyone's been raving about.
>>671429462
Everything hurts the poor little muslimes.
you all just lost
>>671430340
>fucking up business for what is almost certainly a white-owned establishment
>sticking it to the camel jockies
You may choose 1.
>>671431014
Fuck a business that goes out its way to serve muslimes too.
>>671431245
BAGS?!?!?!
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>>671431245
You lost
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>>671432380
>Meanwhile on /b/
>>671433766
Got me, dubs tard hitler.
>>671432577
Mfw I always thought this was a ninja turtle.
>>671424685
Awesome! Buck Dich was the song that revitalized my love for Rammstein!
>>671434564
lost
>>671435850
Have a classic for your troubles.
>>671436353
Garbage people. Plain white trash
>>671430938
What's the original pic to this?
>>671435143
Michelangelo was always the party dude...
>>671436353
why didn't he just call 911?
>>671436978
Trailer niggers don't have phones.
>>671425365
lost
>>671436978
He didn't know the number.
>>671437508
kek
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>671436353
Makes me laugh hard every time
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>>671425061
roast beef queen Jessi slaughter, you dun goofed.
>>671438277
>hoverrob
>>671433766
fuck i lost
>>671434564
OC webm.
>>671428104
honestly, all that shit you say no one believes or cares about here in 4 chan. its pretty damn ovious your just some ass hurt kid who has these wild fantasies. Keep tryig to intimidate others. its bound to get you somewhere
>>671438783
Wow, that was shit.
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>>671424714
No shit faggot, thank you captain obvious
>>671439071
actually it was a piece of grass/
>>671438783
And then his balls were eviscerated while he slep.
>>671424410
Handjobs are fucking terrible
>>671436353
this is bulshit right?
poor fucker buried in an ICP coffin, probably choose to shoot himself
>>671438971
How fucking new are you?
>>671436353
Didn't make me laugh, just made me really happy
>>671438796
No matter how many times I see it I can't fucking help but laugh at this old ass shit. I think it's the pic that does it
>>671436353
With a name like that, I'd shoot myself too.
>>671439780
Lost kek. Fucking Asian titty slap.
>>671438029
couldn't help it......u got me
>>671439937
>2012
>old
Nigga what
>>671438971
faggot alert
OP confirmed
>>671439273
Wanna know how I know you've never had one?
>>671435143
>not knowing max hardcore
newfag
>>671440469
Wanna know how I know you're a virgin? Handjobs are what fucking 15 year olds do because chicks are still too prude to put their mouths to work
Get fucked faggot
Everyone lost
>>671440663
That's how your mother took your virginity since she was tired of sucking 10 different dicks a day
>>671425846
fuck this stupid gif, let me ruin it for everyone now
>>671437618
>>The radiation gives me anus cancer
I lol'd
>>671428257
Global warming confirmed
>>671440887
Read what you just wrote.
>>671440508
kek
>>671441083
>Butthurt
>>671438277
r2dindu
>>671441083
Fucking kill yourself you emotional faggot
>>671424410
Tell her that's why she needs to use her mouth. She won't get blasted in the face.
>>671440972
it's approaching Autumn here in the the southern hemisphere, therefore global warming is a lie
>>671441200
A hand jobs a man's job
A blow jobs yo job.
>>671441357
*Autism fucking retarted
>>671441285
Who are you?
>>671440663
Sick burn bro. Thanks for proving my point by going retard rage mode.
>>671441442
>The salt is real
>>671440508
I have a st-t-t-t-tutter
>>671441442
That's just Carl. He's harmless.
>>671441457
Proving your point? That having a girl crank your dick is worse than just jerking off yourself? Yeah I already knew that. Get fucked
>>671424131
Lost
>>671441457
Someone is being a pussy ass bitch nigga crackers like you should kill yourself
>>671441632
It's okay bub, a girl will touch your special place one day.
>>671441632
You sound like your alcoholic father that beats you up everyday since you are too weak to fight back
>>671441888
Your mother already did get shit on
>>671424576
I lost to that, great response
>>671442504
Stop being emotional about everything
>>671438971
> underage faggot
>in&b4 bait
> do pic related
>>671442699
Stop being emotional about everything
>>671424131
kek
>>671442699
Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans
>>671442248
I think it looks better that way
>>671442817
Wow come fight nigger oh wait you won't because you are too much of a pussy to
OC.
>>671443090
What's your address bud
>>671429462
Good. I want to hurt anyone that caters to Muslims. If they lose enough money with people doing this, they'll have to get rid of it all together. I don't want them where I shop. I don't want those filthy bastards anywhere near me.
>>671443050
Yep, though it costs a lot it is definitely a car that is meant to race
>>671443207
Fuck you, what's your address? Cuck bitch.
>>671443207
Nigger confirmed.
>>671436353
wht the fuck?! look at the fucking ICP symbol.. what a bunch of idiots!
Does anyone have that picture of bush and Obama after 8 years and then they have burnie sanders and the crypt keeper?
>>671443431
is that linus
>>671443357
It's your mom's house
>>671426987
Why would they gas the Aryan? That makes no sense
>>671443357
you mad, bro?
>>671443357
> wow come fight me
> will not post address
> go kill your self nigger
> nigger
> nigga y u mad
>>671427531
You use IE? LOST
>>671443622
Pussy ass bitch fucking scared how about kill yourself since no one loves you atistic fuck
>>671440475
That actually is highly illegal and he can get in trouble for falsely altering his appearance
>>671443451
I'm white
> dumbass
>>671443622
you bet I am! Lets do this, man! I'll fight you and I'll kill your ugly deformed ass, just like how I raped your dad.
>>671439377
d( ^_^ )z 10/10 post
>>671443638
You're scared that people will come to your house, typical white trash
>>671440721
i didnt lose that just gave me a raging boner
>>671443896
Heya pedo.
>>671443854
Then you're a nigger lover, which is worse.
>>671443773
Yeah, he mad.
>>671443896
Shut up fucking pedo
>>671443193
Who is the guy on the right?
>>671443907
No, because this is /b/ and we're not anti-pedo.
Now gtfo.
>>671443966
The same boner you gave to your father?
>>671443871
How am I so pose to know where your at if you don't post it
> in&b4 this nigger is triggered
>>671443907
KIDDIE DIDDLER
>>671434564
This was later confirmed fake iirc
>>671444001
Pussy ass nigga
>>671429462
>that's juvenile
Not eating food because another food's plastic outer layer touched it is pretty juvenile. Making companies have to toss food out beecause of that is retarded, gay, etc.
>>671443622
Please anon, you newfag pussy. Let me just find you. Whats your address? Lets seriously do this. I will rekt you and post it online for ya mamma to cry and masturbate too.
>>671424131
Congrats, you really showed those workers who literally have nothing to do with anything and have to go through that shit, while the shelf still gets refilled anyway. Reallllly showed them. Fucking hilarious.
He's almost as funny as those guys who shit on the floors of public bathrooms as a joke.
>>671444075
I don't know, I'm just watching the oscars lol
>>671443930
> not the one that posted come fight me
> look out retard at work
>>671424685
I wonder what they expected
>>671444234
rektallyruined/10
>>671444305
Why?
>>671444079
child rapist detected. have fun in the pokey
>>671444234
I'm going to get my gang and help him no pussy ass bitches aloud in the chan
>>671432430
YLYL, not cringe, faggot.
>>671436376
Gotta be one of the weirdest fucking things I've ever seen.
>>671444310
>Claiming to not be scared
>Won't tell address
>Retart
>>671443997
> why you'd bro
> what cuz I'm getting that
> white and black pus
> kek
> tryhard fag
>>671444429
>RRReeeeeeeeeEEEE
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>>671436376
omfg i can't stop fucking laughing holy shit
>>671440931
doesnt ruin it for anyone you gigantic faggot
>>671444742
get out of here with ur stupid frog meem
>>671440931
Thank you so much Annon. Ive wanted to see this for a long time
>>671444434
Get yo gang! Imma kill you so good, it's gonna be a spectacle. Then, I rape yo cracka ass.
Nice quads btw.
>>671427338
Underrated post.
>>671442817
This post this post right triggered sum
> niggers
Now you all are just butthurt
> this shit this shit right here is
> kek
> get triggered
> kekekekekekekekekekekek
just watch it's worth it.. right when you think it's gotta be a loop, BAM surprise!
>>671441083
>read what you just wrote
>what you just wrote
>just wrote
>wrote
He fucking typed it you colossal fucking retard
>>671427672
New fag detected
>>671445057
Thanks my nigga fucking robbed it from that cracka
>>671445057
newfag
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>>671444838
I'm sorry, I'm not interested
You can kill yourself now
>>671441546
Couple of corkers there.
>>671445300
*Retart
Who's the real retart here?
>>671444234
a simple "yes" would have sufficed
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>samefag HJ lover
kid shut the fuck up and go to bed
>>671445374
New fags can't triforce
/_\
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>>671445485
Can you faggots just shut the fuck up. You're ruining this side-splitting ylyl thread.
>>671445374
Bitch, you sucha newfag, Want me to kill and eat you like i did your grandparents? I'll fucking do it cause' I'm a crazzzy nigga.
>>671445675
I get it that no one loves you not even you're parents but you should not release you're anger at us.
>>671445806
my grandparents have been dead for many years
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haha
>>671446069
Good then
>>671425665
I seriously lost it to this and am going to hang myself brb
>>671445788
waste of dubs
>>671427672
I fucking hate that I know this is pasta...
>>671446167
waste of air
>>671446143
how was grandparent jerky?
>>671446109
This whole fucking thread blows. My problem is expecting the /b/ros to post new material. Insead, I am greeted by the same washed up memes and gags.
>>671446069
I ate those bitches. Nasty old fucks too. Yo granddaddy gave my mouth some nasty shit. I think its the AIDS. But fuck you and yo fam. AIDS givin dead fucks.
>>671427672
It means you're newfag ass should an hero as soon as you can.
>>671443431
Lost
>>671446270
fucking newfag XD
>>671444218
Halal is stupid and superstitious, but prodding at Muslims is also juvenile
>>671428257
Yeah, wtf is going on?
>>671446407
my grandfather did in fact die of aids, are you psychic?
>>671446389
share with us your amazing OC
> here's my address anons
I live in the state of nigger
It's 546 cotton picking lane
> there yea happy come find me
>>671446298
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>671446607
Naw man, my mouth is infested wid dat shit because of his horny AIDS lovin ass.
>>671439780
niggers are consider animals in japan, to the kids is like being in a zoo
>>671445788
Why would someone do this? I'm seriously curious
>>671446899
sounds about right to me
checked
>>671446607
> kek
> didn't post the pic
> but want to fuck with the niggers
> god /b/ is good
> thanks for helping a nigger out with niggers
>>671446981
they were molested as children so they imagine the animals as their molesters to get revenge
oldie but goody
>>671430938
I can tell this is photoshopped by the pixel
>>671447310
>old
>about a minute ago
how fucking stupid can you get?
>>671447513
you have no power here, nigger.
>>671445788
What the fuck?
This is YLYL not rekt faggot
>>671446981
This was in San Paulo Brazil. Apparently authorities were doing a sweep on stray dogs because of the world cup. Some idiots decided to video tape it and release it to the world.
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>>671448151
kys more people care about that dog than you
>>671441546
lost
