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my dad has told me my cum taste like the green jolly rancher before, want to try?
sipper happy i found dis
Which one in the picture are you? the ugly one or the one on the right?
why are you being so nice to me?
i like to roll around in jizz and think of the times papa let his friends bukkake me
I'm going to say this in the kindest, most respectful way possible: I want you to fuck me in the asshole with a 13-inch strapon, punch me in the stomach, take out the strapon, bringing my inside-out rectum with it.
i am voting for trump,you?
Thank you for your concern. Can meet up so you can cry on my shoulder, which will later become a nice dick to ride on?
I bet your lips feel just as good as my sisters.
Lmao anons always want to know why
>>671420900
Winrat
>>671420573
Are you Italian? Nicoletta is an italian name isn't it? Can you tell me what "sborrare su neonati" means?
Alright bitch, cut the bullshit. We both know you want all three inches of my throbbing cock shoved into every hole on your body. You. Me. My place. 8pm. Be prepared to be fucked in ways you've never been fucked before. You won't be able to walk a foot when I'm done with you.
the only thing you should be concerned about is the physical status of that sweet pink asshole after I'm done giving it the 1-2 punch with my diplocockus
>>671420573
Well only time will tell but until then # for tits/sharpie up the butt. And maybe if I appreciate the pic's I'll feed you 10 sticks of butter
>>671421033
truth is, I think you're really pretty. I'd love to take you out for dinner and a potential hook up after.
Hello my names Chris Hanson and are you aware that you have been chatting with an underage kid the whole time. Do you know what kind of trouble that could have got you in if i was a cop?
>>671421156
bump
i watch anime
>>671421156
roll
>>671421033
ABOUT TREE FIDDY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>671421133
Winzip
>>671421141
Roll kek
Would you like to go out?
>>671421028
This
>>671421266
winrar!
>>671421266
add "and" before that please haha
No one understands me everyone at school is so mean
>>671421344
Winrar
>>671421186
do you think I'm handsome?
i can choked on tree feat of daddy dick
Im still a virgin. Unless your dog can take your virginity then in that case im not a virgin.
Im a goldfish mudafucka
>>671421562
roll
>>671421467
Rolling thunder for this
>>671421512
Chek mine
find a new bitch anon
Do you have crusty poop stains in your panties?
sorry friend took my phone xdxd
>>671421667
>>671421667
>>671421667
not trips
Im sorry my little brother had the phone. Now back to pooping on my chest.
>>671421667
Almost satan trips,I'm going to kill myself
Roll this
How about i put some tabasco in ur arsehole? filthy slut
Or else I'm going to kill myself
I am really sorry. I have disinterestopya. I just say what's on my mind everytime and it's really hard for me to focus on a long conversation without people hating me... That's why I'm on tinder... I'm so pethetic...
Have you ever tried to fart but then you pooped yourself, little nigger faggot
>>671421848
oh god im so srry OP
Im a hitler
i had a vibrator lost in my anus once. i had to get dad to help me get it out.
Put stoclichnaja in ur pooper
>>671421931
reroll
>>671421723
roll
>>671421854
rollin
txt her this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvLDm8821jQ
>>671421931
rereroll
>>671421931
roll
>>671421854
rollerino
Crusty poop, bitch I will tell you where to hide the bodies
>>671421854
McRoller
>>671422100
winrar
Smoke Meth, Hail Satan.
>>671422100
winrar
Maybe for desert I can eat your asshole after you take a shit and don't wipe.
>>671421931
this
i'm actually a really nice guy, i just have thumb tourettes fart cunt fuck tits
>>671421854
McDoubles coming up
>>671421931
Stop being autistic,we need to maintain a conversation not just say "I am this,I do that"
I once made nigger rastas from dogshit. I wanna lick u
>>671422100
yay win.7zip
Sorry /b/ unmatched.
Rip
See you tomorrow at 5
Could I interest you in a cinamon covered dick?
I have a crush on my stepmother.
>>671422282
awwwwwwwwww
>>671422250
r0ll
>>671422282
bye bro, brofist ;-)
>>671422336
Lol same.
WAIT OP here I just got a bumble!
I AM GIGGA QUAD COSINE NIGGA YOU MUST DIVERT ME BITCH
Out of curiosity... Could we salvage this? I'm kind of being an asshole and I'm sorry. I'm just afraid. You're a beautiful girl and I'm nervous about that... And to be honest I'm only so nervous because I can really see you in a Barney costume shitting in my mouth and frankly that's the women I want to date. Don't hate me. And I always wear protection.
HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER KILL EM ALL ADOLPH
>>671422747
Howdy.Nice belly want to show me more? (insert that smug emoji here)
MY PENIS YEARNS FOR YOUR BOOTYHOLE SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN ACROSS THE CRUCIFIX THAT IS MY CROSS AND ARMS BABYGIRL YEAH DADDY HIT IT UNF UNF UNF THONG THO THO THO THONG
>>671422887
AT LEAST CAN I GET FUCKING DUBS????? DOUBLE DIGITS??W YOU KNOW WHAT THE MEANS??? I WANT THEM NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>671422973
FUCK YOU
>>671422828
This.
>>671422747
Can you cum like king kong can cum?
fuck my bootyhole with your cyber scepter please miss poop queen
>>671423017
AGAIN? I'M GIVING UP
>>671422747
First things first. Are you fake? Prove me that the Institute didn't send you.
>>671423112
FOR ONE DIGIT AGAIN FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT OF HERE
Using your own turds as dildos is actually a very ancient old practise deriving from the ancient scandinavian tribes.
>>671423178
very known fact
>>671423155
Nice one
>>671423155
Win
>>671422282
>Rip
>>671423155
Ayy nice win.
>>671422747
Are you only interested in me because I'm sexy?
>>671422747
no thanks, chris hansen.
Can we suck dicks?
>>671423314
the fuck?
>>671423366
WINRAR double dubs
>>671422747
4chan is making me say mean things, send help ;(
>>671423261
OP is doing a bumble message
>>671423566
wasted
To be honest, I'm a fucking beta and I'd really like to be your personal doormat..
>>671423683
fuck yes
>>67142368
why dont we skip the small talk and get to business, i would like you to come over here and pee into my mouth while being tied up like a dog
>>671423683
fucking rofl just finished playing fallout 4 and i laughed my ass off
>>671423366
win
>>671423963
Cum Lovers Anonymous
>>671423963
ok now i know you are not worth my time, whore
>>671424055
Wnrer
>>671423963
Cara Delevingne Appreciation Institute.
>>671423963
Fuck off my screen, filthy Synth.
>>671423963
dont play with me, r u with institute or not
They are searching for me, my life is an eternal stampede from them. Can u help me? I'd only require one nice titty flash you dirty discount cunt.
>>671423963
don't play games with me, I know you're one of them
Can you call me hickory ham mike
>>671424055
o fuk dubs ssssss
God. Damn. It.
>>671423963
Amanda lamanada adnama alam adalana! Did my love spell work?
>>671424296
>
RIP
>>671424296
awwwwwwww
>>671424055
buzzkill,If I get trips Op will not send this
>>671424296
bro you ruined it.
>>671423963
>>671423963
Don't act like you don't know it! Show me your boobs. Synths boobs are easily recognizable. Only seeing them I'll know that you didn't steal my son...
>>671424392
newfag
Yo hahahaha
>>671424441
almost quads there
>>671424490
you caught me... i'll leave
what's up with all these losers that ruin it almost immediately? You need to be subtle in the weirdness
okay Im sorry, I actually really want to be friendzoned
You know what else is funny? hunting niggers, let's go on a hunt one night
>>671424520
why are you using those huge pants? what are you hiding there?
>>671424520
I'm just kidding want to get a drink?
>>671424310
this might save,,
>>671424520
U too :) do u like music??
>>671424655
winfart
>>671424606
i just got called a newfag for saying this
>>671424655
Winrar
cumslut
>>671424606
>>671424731
Agree. these are best if you lead them on a bit and make it increasingly weird.
>>671424722
winfart yourself
>>671424731
well it's fucking true, these threads always disappoint
>>671424829
what's weird about sucking dicks?
>>671424655
Roll
>>671424883
Mine never disappoint faggot
Wine and dine?
>>671424972
y u rollin dubs
OP: I'd like to see you pitch a tent.
>>671421233
I feel like /b/roskins might actually get op laid tonight.
Ya know, I've actually been watching you for a long time, I've just never had the balls to talk to you until now.
Fuck off kike nigger lover
>>671425081
Ops I didn't want to Roll that my bad
Lets poop in diapers and than swap them
>>671424688
Win
>>671425340
reroll
>>671422747
Looks a bit young. How old is she? Ask her that
I have a rare genetic defect, causing me to die within 2 hours if I don't cum. Would u be able to help me?
>>671424919
I know where you fucking live bitch don't fuck with me
>>671425340
what the actual fuck? roll
>>671425188
Winrar
Yo OP here this is now the target
You know, I once met an Amanda in LA strip club, I was told she was the biggest whore around. Wondering if it could be you? On the other hand she had a better ass than you...
>>671425608
Just kidding. Want to get a drink?
>>671421848
Top zozzle
>>671425676
roll
>>671425615
reroll
> change Amanda to Emily
>>671425608
Sorry my brother grabbed the phone
You niggers are all fucking betas I bet you are beta as well and you should quit being a little fucking retard about this shit and should send me pussy pics
>>671425771
roll
>>671425608
Are you watching the Oscars?
>>671425608
>>671425608
Sorry maybe that was a little bit over the top xDD I'm watching Naruto right now, my favourite anime U__u what r u doing mlady?
twenty niggers in my poophole
>>671425608
Now that I got your attenntion, would you mind going out with me friday night?
I sometimes let my cum dry and then snort it out of my grandma's butthole
I like the way your face looks greasy and unwashed
>>671426095
My body pillows would LOVE to meet you.
Fuck Thunder. Anyone want a cum tribute? Pic related.
>>671426127
I like my poop with blue cheese ...!
>>671426335
>>671426441
Roll
>>671426335
sure
right one
>>671426527
Reroll
I have that weird fantasy of eating a raw fetus out of the womb of a woman. Will you be my sow?
OP here, no more responses I'm down until tomorrow at 5PM EST new tinder thread
Poop prank
dead
But someone could use this thread for more.
>>671424520
What amazes me is that women are so stupid, they don't realize when someone's fuckin' with em.
>>671427700
seems like she stopped answering anyway
>>671427700
Dub dubs
