The bride never sends. Keep it shrimp, keep it straight.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The bride never sends.
Keep it shrimp, keep it straight.
And this'll be my last thread for the night, so somebody else will have to take up the thread torch.
i miss having a cat
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>>671115059
I'd take being her
I'm an anarchist, and an angry academic activist, axe and assassinate the alphabet in an ambulance. ahki I'm aggy and I'm actually anti arrogant artists that ask in american accents by accident.
>>671115868
>>671115607
I think this is the only shrimp I have
Would you fug a telemonster?
>>671115890
Batter babbling battlers with a bag of batteries
Ban these bias blaggers because they're badly backwards b
Batty bible bashers get badded Basra to Brackenbury
Baffle backpackers with bars bad as a big of b
>>671116009
How about a dual socket board with 2 of them.
Can you imagine cinebench on 128 threads.
They would almost need a new version to test that.
>>671116113
Catty crackheads get cancelled Canada to Canterbury
Cussing my click catch a cavalry crashed into casualty
A cunning culprit that covers conversation candidly
Cool calculated cannibal that causes carnage casually
>>671116022
No. Sex is icky.
/r/ing skunks, cats, or cute things in general
>>671116156
Requesting comics and gifs
>>671116238
Diddy didn't do diddly, dead it, did it with dignity
You dilly dally and diss from distance dig it I disagree
You did it for digits, dickhead dummy I do it differently
I define deliberately diligent delivery
>>671116347
>>671116436
Coz everything is everything its evidence, my essence is every element
Effortlessly edit your enterprise with eloquence
Elevate with the energy of Eminem
Every entity that's ever been a enemy I'm ending them
>>671116588
I like her before she got the power core.
>>671116615
The fact is I fracture factors to fragments fantastically
Fibbers fabricate fallacies and find fantasy
I flip faithless fellas from fakers to flippin fans of me
Flippantly famish and finish these fanatics factually
>>671116587
>>671116742
Give gangsters gangrene and gain green gradually
Grapple and gatecrash your gathering with a gang of Gs
Gallivanting geezers get guided to the galaxy
Or gallows for gambling with a generals geniality
>>671116351
D'aww ... cutest shark~
>>671116856
No such thing. Sharks can't be cute.
>>671116856
Thanks hun.
Come on someone, I really want gifs amd comics
>>671116853
Happily hack hackers that happen to have a hack with me
Like Hatton I'm habitually hazardous how it has to be
Hospitalise haters from Holland, Holloway or Hackney
Hate hagglers and I hang 'em with a handkerchief
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>>671116978
is it the big shark pointy teeth?
Last art whore im gonna do, thanks for the love ;3
>>671117092
Illustrious illustrator
Illest in the industry
Illicitly cause illiterate idiots injury
Impatient cause Illuminati impede my innovations
While ignorant imbeciles idolise my imitations
>>671117102
>sharp
I'm getting tired now
>>671117254
I jack a jackal for his jacket and just jam
Got jittery jockeys jabbering, Jamaica to Japan
Got jealous junkie jokers jabbing, January-to-January
My journal is a journey just don't jinx my jiggy jamboree
>>671117303
That, and the fact they're fucking terrifying.
>>671117303
Alrighty gents, I'm out for the night. Have a good one, and happy posting!
>>671117400
I'm the key, the king, the Kaiser, reminding my kin of karma
I'm a kangaroo keep in your kennel you curb koala
Kidnapping kleptomaniacs since kindergarten, killer
Kitties will give their kidney for a kit kat or a kipper
>>671117528
>>671117566
Later M8.
>>671117636
I'm the lyricist's lyricist, livid with little listeners
Listen I'm loving living cause life is literally limited
My live lyrics lift lyricism levels luckily
Til I leave the labyrinth of London and live in luxury
>>671117663
>>671117558
>>671117566
Night, HS!
Until next time
>>671117663
Still fucking terrifying, since it's a shark
>>671117797
Everything but the face. I feel like the artist was confused on what the fuck they were gonna do with that face
>>671117775
Meanwhile my motives to motivate and mobilise my monster men
My missions to minimise misdemeanours
Mere monuments of these midgets make me milli for minutes
I may be a mad Mongrel and a manic Mesopotamian maniac
>>671117935
If you're not terrified, what's the point?
>>671118114
No my narratives, not for narcoleptic narcissists
Naive native nitwits natter negative nastiness
Numerous naughty nymphos niggle up to my navel, no
I neglect the negligee and navigate to Naples
>>671117808
>>671118102
I'm left with the impression that the shark is british, but I'm having a hard time placing why I'm coming to conclusion
>>671118169
The point is I like my arm, and don't want it ripped off
>>671118369
it's the SJW look. Trust me
>>671118369
>>671118309
When I operate, obsolete opposition get obliterated
Often obese officers ogle as their occupation
Obviously offing other obstacles is my obligation
Originality over Oscar ovations
>>671118673
Poisonous Poets, poised at the pulpit
Pulverise poachers and pointless posers
With potently poignant poems, practically panic
Paparazzi passive passengers planning to pack P's and prang patchy pampering pansies
>>671118590
I've got like 3 copies of this pic in my cats folder
>>671118864
Quality over quantity, qualify quantum physics
I question quarrelly quacks and I quickly quadruple quizzes
A quarter get queasy and query with queer quotes though
These quirky quibblers get crippled like Quasimodo
>>671118490
Arms are mostly replaceable.
Besides, a bite or two won't hurt too much.
I promise.
>>671119006
Righteous revolution ragamuffin repping reality
Really rebelling, recruiting ready regiments rapidly
Remorseless renegade, riddims and records ripping radio
Rapping rattlers really rally rating my ratio
>>671119100
And legs?
>>671118921
>>671118490
>merely a flesh wound
>>671119137
I separately severed several stupid students for steppin
And still slewing sacrilegious super sadists in seconds
Speak to Styz and savagely smack up studio sessions
Suave swingers spitting sickest similes in seven
>>671119343
Topped the talent and tenacious tendencies of Tyson
Tipped as a terrifying terrorist tackling titans
Tokyo to Tennessee, taxing timid tourists
Through turbulent times I tangle with total torment
>>671119515
Understand I'm unbelievable, that's an understatement
Uglifier, giving ultimatums to undertakers
Unanimous, undisputed, unfuckwithable
Unforgiving to ugglesome uncles they're unoriginal
>>671119681
Verbally violent and victims validate my visions
Vaporising, vanish various vigilant villains
Vividly victorious over a variety of vixens
Venomous viper vanquishes vampires with vengeance
If you really want to piss of your parents, invest in real estate in an imaginary place
>>671119220
Probably.
You're not thinkin' 'bout the right stuff though.
>>671119835
Wasn't that a song?
>>671119305
>>671119835
I hear Elbonia is nice this time of year
>>671119835
Like Agrabah?
>>671120018
bus driver imaginary places. Brother used to play it a lot
>>671119980
Pretty sure I am thinking about the right things, I like my limbs
>>671120024
so about that new thread
I am a Marxist-Leninist, and I will be one until the day I die.
Nobody is baking more bread. Abandon.
I guess I will make a bread.
Give me a min, I have to get my phonfrom the other room.
