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SCHOOL SHOOTING THREAD: Rules- Singles: You are shot and killed

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SCHOOL SHOOTING THREAD:

Rules-
Singles: You are shot and killed
Dubs: You are shot, but you survive
Trips is the killer

Get to work fags
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>>671110631
roll
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If dubs or above, the new kid at my school (short, ugly, pale white alien looking thing with a long tail, a purple spot on my head, and a raspy voice) kills my best friend (a short bald dude) in the mass shooting, sending me into a rage and allowing me to transform into a Super Saiyan, giving me the power to defeat the mass school shooter once and for all.
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>>671110631
Can I kill the math teacher
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fuckit
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>>671110932
Kek
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>>671110631
dubs get
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>>671110631
The only way out of the void I live in is the pathway to release
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nothing to lose
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>inb4homeschooled
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>>671110631
Faggots gon get shot by me
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>>671110631
papi
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>>671110631
trips get
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>>671113239
fuck
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Daddy why am I hurting all over?
What is all this red stuff?
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I only shoot niggers
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it's a prank
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>>671110631

Some of you guys are okay, don't come to this thread tonight.
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triple pls
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Check these trips.
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trips get
xdd owned
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pls sir no die
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I don't want to shoot you, i want to slit your throats.
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time to die
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>>671110631
Y'all fuckers ain't gonna get me alive!
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guess im getting dead
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will survive
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ImJustPro and Scetch reporting for duty sir.
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>>671110932
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Rolling!!
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niggerslap
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jesus saved me so i dont have to worry if i die
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Eric and Dylan style.
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I've got a gun
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Post all the pictures of fish
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jesus loves me this i know
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rawl
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Why is this happening?
I just want to go home.
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>>671113905
you die anyways
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>>671110631
roll
however school shooting crap is an over-hyped myth. we all carried knives, owned guns and not one of us thought to be that stupid. You settled things with fists at worst. This stuff is just maddening in its stupidity
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>>671114022
for the bible tells me so
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My name is Ryan Krammer and I fucked a horse.
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rip
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>>671114022
jess protects you because you succ
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i never liked you guys anyways
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How the hell do you roll?
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>>671114223
Horses are disgusting filthy creatures.
Deer are pure and tight.
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>>671114257
>>671114257
we are weak and he is strong
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shooty shooty bang bang
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this is no
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get ready 2 die
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>>671114367
Thats Amatuer Beggar!

holy shit i didnt realize he would make it on 4chan.

fucking crazy man.
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>>671114472
true
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>>671114367
yes jesus loves me
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ok
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Lets see how masterbating with a glock in the corner works out for me
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dan
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Deaf people dont know if theyre raping you because they cant hear you scream.
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>>671114655
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>>671114655
Well....this is gunna be an intresting hospital trip
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gimme your fucking tots bitch!
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Odds are I die. Odds are you get marked by the FBI. This sounds fun.
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>>671110631
BANG
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Allah
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Jabronii
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>>671110631
i am a survive
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don't mind me
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Fuck the popo
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>>671114543
knives are the kool kid way to kill people now
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>>671115032
no you arent
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>>671115136
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quads, I shoot the shooter
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THAT

IS


CORRECT

SIR

TWAS

I

WHO

RIDDLED

THE
EDUCATIONAL

BUILDING
WITH

BULLETS.
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FUCKING KILL ME FAGGOT! DO IT!
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>>671115245
calm down salad fingers
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>>671115229
shooter got you
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gole bawnd
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Wot
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asians highest per capita kill streak for school shootings.
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>>671115337
bread is the shooter
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>>671110631
Shall I survive
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>>671114887
so close...
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die niggers
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>>671112071
Loose*
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trump is the killer
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Rolling for baguettes
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>>671115490
no
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black fellas are appropriating white culture and shooting up schools.
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>naming your dog Red Rocketeer
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landwhale is the shooter
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nailed it
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i can't
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>>671115644
people dont kill people, guns do
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anal creme
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are you a christian?
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rolleringo
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found killer
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are you a muslim? answer wisely.
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Roll for killer
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killaroll
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obama is shooter
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>>671110631
Roll
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umm...guys ???
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jayden smith is the killer.
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kill
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die
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baby is killer
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willow smith kills.
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roll?
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I HAVE A GUN! EVERYONE GET DOWN!
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Rolling for Jesus
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will smith becomes like hubbard
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Quads and I'll chop off my dick
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IM SHOOTING UP THE SCHOOL
IMTIREDOFBEINGALOCKERPILLOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Well...
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>>671116088
FUCK YEAH B)
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>>671116081
>gets shot
Oh shit son!
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>>671116111
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>>671116111
fuck
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>>671116111
Fucking whitetrash columbine garbage
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hi guys
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Go ahead, shoot first
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How many killers are there?
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>>671116111
killrar
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>>671110631
I woke up and my cock was hard. I knew I was gay, I prayed soemone would kill me
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>>671110631
Who am i?
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>>671116219
clearly black.
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i wont die. checkem
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>>671110631
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Second Time I will be the shooter.
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>>671116288
You're prayer is unanswered.

God smites me down for being a non-believer
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>>671116288
JUST FINISH ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY
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>>671113842
Top zekkle
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>>671116388
oh shit nigger I lived
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all niggers die tomorrow.
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rollando
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Hope i kill all you pussies
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fuck you guys
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Trips pls
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Kill me
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Shooter zero two, we're going to clear the art room.
>door breached
Fangs out!! Go go go!
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>>671115570
Yes
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If trips we must get Selena Gomez to date me
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I'm going to marry Stefanie.
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>>671110631
xo for the baby
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No not me, I have a wife and child to support.

I jut came here to refill the Coke machine....
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>>671110631
I conceal carry and shot the killer before anyone was killed - not a wimp
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Trips get niggers
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I am just want to live
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fucking cancerous
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This is the part where I die
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>>671117799
But it turns out I only went unconsious a bit from blood loss. I went and fucked the hot social studies teacher's corpse then got the fuck out of there and told nothing to the news.
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pew pew
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Rip me
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What if quads though?
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I DONT WANNA D-
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Allah snackbar
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>>671110631
rolleroonie
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Good thing I'm wearing my sonic pajamas.
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>>671120320
Fuck
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>>671110631

;;)))
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/t
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Rolling for killer
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My books will protect me.
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>>671110631
Eric Harris roll
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/trash/
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>>671121006
/dead/
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jk rawling
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For doomhammer
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>>671120997
Eric Harris last roll trips
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>>>>>>>>>/trash/
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>>671121199
dub dubs
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>>671111111
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>>671110631
check em
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>>671110631
You won't get me you fucking cracker!
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>>671121317
>>>/b/
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get em
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player 2 joins
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We waiting for second shooter??
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>>671110631
noone expected me to be the killer.
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I'm dead
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Check 'Em
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>>671122887
OFF BY ONE
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ded
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Top kek
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Rolling for police
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WITNESS
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Give me the trips
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>>671110631
life
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I won't die
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>>671110631
I'm quads bitch so give me my nigger shooting spree
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GIVE ME TRIPS AND I WILL SHOW THEM HELL
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krangroll
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Boom
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Rolling
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Rekt skrubs
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Klebold was a martyr
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Penis
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Rollin'
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poopy
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>>671110631
quads isis git
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Rollerino
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I want to die
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>>671110631
RIGGITY REHLZ, FAGGITS.
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whats going on in this thread? :)
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Rolling.
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Me
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Rollen
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>>671110932
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fuck this
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who is your daddy and what does he do?
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dont let me die here, roll for protection
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>>671110631
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Save me Jesus
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Singles get
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boy he bout to do it
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>>671116007
James bond has fallen
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rolling rolling rolling rolling

roll
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Check these singles
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pls senpai i like my life
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Goodbye world
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niggers
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Fucking snot-nosed bitches
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quads = the principle who is the shooter
quints = superintendent who is the shooter
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Rollll
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>>671110631
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Fucking feel my thunder
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rolling and shooting up dem fucking sluts and cunt bros
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666
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can i be the second shooter?
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roll roll roll your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily life is full of dreams
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I
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rollito
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Let me die for the media lies!!!
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allahu akbar.
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sudoku
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Trips
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>>671110631
Bro dont shoot me bro!
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quads /thread
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>>671110631
löl
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Roll
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About fucking time
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Dylan Klebold master race
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>>671110932
You didn't survive so what you said didn't matter
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rip
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Rollerino faggerino
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>>671111111
Dubs get
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rollie pollie
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CUNT
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