Vintage images?
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Vintage images?
>>671107331
Bump for Christy Canyon forcing premature ejaculation!
I can contribute to this thread!
>>671107739
I think this is my only hardcore pic, so sorry in advance.
>>671107875
>>671107924
>>671107983
Why? 99% of chicks before the 90s were fugly. I hate to be the one to break it to you, old fuck who doesn't belong here, but chicks who don't shave properly/regularly aren't hot.
>>671108136
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
You neck beard are a moron.
>>671108182
A hairless cooch for you.
Do I win?
>>671108182
Is this bait? It's rather rotten.
>>671108606
>pls stop pointing out that I'm supposed to be on facebook rather than a contemporary site
Office girls at "Starbucks" 1941
>>671108826
Your parents didn't give a shit about you, did they?
>>671108053
>>671108167
Who dis, she do any prons?
>>671108182
its only been a recent thing that shaved genitals are standard.
>>671107331
More like this!
>>671109385
Dead girls don't what?
Life must have been hell before women started shaving their pubes. I dont even like to look at my own pubic hair most of the time.
they seem oddly shaped
>>671109233
>says the guy posting on a site populated by people 30 years younger than him
>>671109385
Which is why I bothered giving context to my post, iPhaggot. Dumb as a door nail.
>>671109525
Sue Max Hardcore when he reveal that they're total posers.
>>671109643
So you're underage b& then? GTFO you retarded faggot.
>>671110332
How about instead you grow the fuck up and stop hanging out on a site for people 18-25, you pathetic fucking reject? Protip: That was a rhetorical question. I felt I needed to tell you because your lack of progress in life indicated that you probably never got accepted to a college and your parents weren't the type to explain what rhetoric was to you.
>>671110816
This site isn't just populated with the 18-25 year old demographic. Once again, kindly get the fuck out. You're a retard.
Protip: I went to an ivy league uni and make a six figure salary. Stay mad, faggot.
>>671110816
lol you are mad online
>>671110816
hey retard, many of us have been coming here since we were 18-25, and that was 10 years ago when it started.
>>671110816
>site for people 18-25
What shrooms are you on and where can I get 'em?
>>671107683
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1139657878
>>671111551
>This site isn't just populated with the 18-25 year old demographic
However, that is 95% of the population. You didn't go to an ivy league school and if you make six figures, it's because you're a plumber. You're dumb as fuck and hanging out with kids because your life went nowhere. Everyone who points out your failings isn't necessarily mad. Critical thinking. It's something else you would've learned had you bothered getting an education.
>>671111557
>having to pretend others are emotionally affected online because you fail to emotionally affect others in real life
>>671111666
And you should've grown out of it by now. You failed at life. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you.
>>671112672
You could probably just raid your daughter's panty drawer. I'm sure the type of old faggot who still lurks here has some stoner garbage kids.
Pathetic old faggots need to find something worthwhile to do. You're like the creepy old dudes showing up a t a house party who everyone laughs at behind their backs.
>>671108182
youre a faggot. maybe in a few years youl come out of the closet and your dad will kick the shit out of you.
>>671108224
rip they dont
>>671113099
Only... I did go to an ivy league. Your posts are merely revealing how pathetic you are. I'm sorry your parents don't give a shit about you. I'm sorry you have a 4 inch micropenis.
And if you think 4chan is really where the contemporary 18-25 year olds spend their time, then holy fuck you're more retarded than I initially thought.
>>671113818
Bewitching
>>671114228
Oh my god. Those hips! Who is this!?
>>671113818
>not responding to more recent posts because he's an old fucking retard who doesn't realize I can tell that's not his first post in the thread
Way to avoid an argument you're losing.
>>671114026
>...
If you went to an ivy league school they would've informed you that only faggots and women use ellipses. Their tied with semicolons as the weakest, most emasculating punctuation. Not something fitting for a driven person of definitive thought and action. So, as I said, you didn't attend a decent school. You're a tradesman at best. As such, nothing you say really matters to someone of a higher pedigree.
>>671113099
Lol...this guy thinks he won't still be here in another 10 years...
>>671115065
>>671114026
Sorry to interrupt all this foreplay, but could you two get a room?
>>671115065
im not even the person youre arguing with. i just found it hilarious that you said women before the 90s were "fugly". you sound like a stupid 16 year old fag and before you call me old im only 23.
>>671115065
Hahaha! Okay, you win. There's no way I could possibly recover from that biting insult of the use of ellipses. Master stroke, sir. You have truly displayed your pedigree as being superior to mine...
Fucking retard. Hahahahahaha!
>Their tied with semicolons
>Their
>They're
Nice pedigree; faggot!
>>671115589
still don't get the fuss over Betty Page. Like some corset-squeaking dorm dragon
>>671114228
HOly shit, Those tits are god sent.
oops wrong thread i thought he said "post REKT"
>>671108182
Speak for yourself.
Hairy pussy and hairy armpits for me.
>>671116020
i think she has a special charm to her
All this vintage Playboy... it makes me sad to think Playboy no longer publishes nudes in its main magazine. It was a wise business decision, but such a shame.
I remember finding this picture in a porn catalogue my dad had.
I beat off to it for weeks.
>>671116914
Christy Canyon was a fucking sex succubus. No man stood a chance. She always owned him and the scene. Such amazing dirty talk.
>>671115065
>pseudo-intellectual 16 year old who's never seen a single titty irl
>>671116702
i can't be sad about it. the airbrushing/shooping presented inhuman girls that i felt no attraction to.
The Land Before Aids.
>>671116702
The change got dodge to do a shoot. So we can all this one even.
>>671117380
>>671115769
>>671115589
>>671115769
Jesus Christ, you fags are stupid.
>>671117973
If we were baited we'd be getting mad. All of us are having a good laugh at that faggot's expense. You sir, are a buffoon.
>>671118825
>Sir
Kill yourself.
>>671108182
Kill yourself, faggot.
You want gifs? I got gifs.
>>671119449
Absolutely. After you, sir.
>>671119551
Mmmyes, quite.
>>671119742
>>671119742
Sure
>>671112803
vintage 80's porn
white skinny guys with 7+inch dicks.
>kek
![2BF7D26400000578-3224244-image-a-58_1441555231875[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fGrE4Ov.jpg "2BF7D26400000578-3224244-image-a-58_1441555231875[1].jpg")
>>671116748
build a wall
>>671113803
>!
how the fuck does a tit just take that shape?
>>671117949
Sad. If you're trying to one-up a group about something why fake it? Why not find a real example of a muh dikk story instead of imagining something on top of a porn shot?
Is it a nigger thing or an American thing?
>>671120323
She just died as well
>>671120180
>>671120417
>>671120421
yes
>>671120157
Do you really want to keep that bush and those torpedo tits out?
That bush would be a better president than Jeb.
>>671116484
you know thats fake right?
>>671120769
stop shitting on my fantasies
>>671108182
>>671116750
>>671121252
1st= #3
2nd= #6
3rd= #11
>>671109525
>say no
>>671108182
holy shit you're a faggot lol
>>671120590
white American bush > illegal burrito
>Fucking Summer
>>671121659
WTF happened to TITS?
They looked fuckin' great back then.
>>671116799
Gotta love Cassandra Peterson
>>671110332
>>671122000
nice trips anon and you speak the truth, the women in these vintages pictures are hot as hell.
>>671121979
upboated
>>671122278
We need classic fleshlights ASAP
>>671121979
I've seen a doujiin that had this exact same ploy.
>>671122688
She has a bangin body and no shame. I bet she was a killer fuck
>>671122948
fuck they don't make them like that anymore
>>671107331
roll
>>671121407
>>671123418
Anybody know who this is? Look at that face! Look at those tits!
>>671110816
Lol. He thinks he will make more money with a degree XD
>>671124016
Nevermind, I read the file name. I'm drunk. Thanks anon
>>671110816
>>671113099
How's that online pop psych class working for you?
also
>Implying the half of 4chan that isn't in middle school isn't old faggots who were well within the demographic when this place took off
>>671123788
Not true. I dated one in college.
>>671124675
Very nice!
>>671108472
pffpfpdfpfpfpfppppp THATS MY FUCKING MOM
>>671125599
>>671125801
damn europeans
>>671125834
prove it
>>671113803
Holy torpedo tits
I mean, it fits the thread, technically..
>>671125599
>>671125801
>>671125954
this thread got freaky, fast.
>>671124502
proof
and also... no euro scat nonsense. This pic was taken in 2000, it's a scan of the remaining print... so at 16 years old I'm calling it vintage.
>>671114437
>>671116098
guys, this is actually the most famous playmate in the world, where have you been?
those tits are 100% natural btw
Cynthia Myers
Could have been way before your time
I own that centerfold
>>671126317
unerage b8 & b&
>>671126528
Not here to bait. Here to post.
>>671109525
Dont cry
>>671126454
I need a pussy shot
>>671108224
Actually, they do. But all you cunts would start yelling "trap"!!
>>671109525
Don't OD. Again...
>>671113099
qhy do I smell self-hating old motherfucker in every word you post ? Fling that shit back inwards, its fucking ugly.
>>671113803
why dont you see tits like that anymore? god that fucking hot
>>671126454
She was 17, playboy waited a year to publish.
>>671127889
So wait, if true... that's some MODS shit. You sure? Sounds awfully urban rumor to me.
>>671128124
According to Wikipedia, so not very credible.
>>671127889
17 with that body. I would pay a good amount for that.
Girls these days don't have that kind of perfect tits anymore. Dunno why.
>>671108182
>but chicks who don't shave properly/regularly aren't hot.
Hot? Probably not, but they certainly are beautiful, because I've seen some fine looking ladies with a bush and if you are the kind of guy that won't fuck a girl because she has a little hair down stairs then you are a little bitch
>>671127889
no.
>>671109525
Don't lie
>>671109525
wear plaid
>>671122161
>>671129483
>>671110816
Don't cut yourself on all those edges
>>671128341
Totally possible, but I'd think that if it were true Playboy and all fans of hers wouldn't be casually trading that image as though it was Dani Lords, "KNOWN ILLEGAL" material. Not saying it isn't good, just saying, I don't believe she was pre-18 when those pics were taken. She looks "of age" to me
>>671109181
Hot
>>671114228
This was in Every nam movie ever made.
>>671110816
Gtfo you stupid little faggot
>>671120252
it's a joke. it's literally satire. how do you not get this?
>>671112714
Torpedoes were still in fashion. No problem here. She looks great!
>>671115063
Somehow the 1971 hair styles ruin everything for me. They've got great, FIT, bodies. Small nipples, long legs, TWINS. But somehow.. it's not hot now. I honestly think it's just the hair styles.
>>671130934
>>671120252
934 is right. You actually missed the joke.
>>671107331
>Vintage images?
>>671131915
>>671131915
new thread
