We pretend we are on the enterprise, we are now warp speed 8
>>671103288
Take her to 10 and head toward that star
>>671103288
waiting for blue lights to come up behind us. Warp 5 has been the speed limit since 2370. so, what's the emergency?
>>671103288
It is a WARP FIVE SHIP!
Captain, there seems to e a strange anomaly in the port side accuator. Shall I scan for repairs?
>>671103756
I advise against warp 10. We all know what happened to Janeway.
WARP SPEED CAPTIAN GO PHOTO TORPEDO
>>671103288
AYE, INTO THE SUN
nasa power rockets are flying all over the place
SIR, WE'VE GONE TO PLAID!
We are close to entering a neutral zone, who here is in charge of security?
>>671104018
You have your orders, make it so
>>671104205
Commander Worf, you appear to be slightly intoxicated. Might I suggest a nap in your quarters?
>>671104585
Noted, Captain. We are scanning. While we wait, may I take this moment to spend an entire episode attempting to define what makes a man human?
Engage, number one. Romulans. Captain, I'm getting some unusual readings. Starboard nacel. Disruptors are inoperable. Tractor beam. Visual cortex. Ten Forward.
>>671104585
Say hello on all frequencies and in all languages
>>671104018
Fire photon torpedos all across the port side and raise shields.
>on the enterprise
>not spending the entire time in a holodeck filled with lolis
>>671103288
time for my weekly pilates class. gonna stare at crusher and troi's camel toe for a while.
Nigga the NX Class isn't capable of Warp 8.
>>671104777
Trips, proceed
>>671103288
Are photon torpedoes. Fire at will.
>Fuck you, Will.
>>671105000
Trips noting trips.
Proceed with proceeding.
>>671104923
they are both such saggy women
wtf
>>671105242
>when you're in space, nothing sags
>>671105000
Thank you, trips.
I have been thinking about doing my taxes. This is something that humans do. I have purchased a copy of H and R block software. Will this make me... Human?
Scanning complete. There appears to be a large mass of what appear to be phallic sex organs rammed into the port side accuator. How should we proceed?
>>671103971
THIS!!
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mgx5AvM.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>671104997
They're using Suliban technology
Computer, lights to 100%!
>>671105389
Nothing a bit of dangerous sex in the airlock couldn't cure
>>671104997
Finafuckingly. A man who understands his warp drives.
Seriously though. The nx-01 can't do warp 8. The max was warp 5.
>>671103288
may the force be with you
>>671105233
Double trips, ...GIVE ME MY WARP 10
>>671105440
Execute attack pattern delta if even. If odd, call engineering and have them purge the actuators. If dubs, abandon ship!
Sick bay reporting in. If we come in contact with any life forms, please send then immediately to sick bay so I can make sure they're not carrying anything that could infect us.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L17j821.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>671105813
what Warp 10 might look like
>>671105951
omw sick bay. cant take this shit.
>>671105769
YE CAN"T CHANGE THE LAWRS OF PHYSICS MAN
>>671104777
PHOTOS STORPEEDOHS STAR BOARD SPACE SIDE NUMBER 1
fuck this shit I'm watching X-Files
>>671103288
Shit, I have a red shirt on
I don't give a fuck if we can't go higher then warp 5! We are trained to go faster. I demand warp 12. NOW!!!
>>671106264
They didn't have them in that ST
consider yourself lucky
>>671105857
Noted. I shall inform Lieutenant Commander Laforge.
Geordi, the captain would like you to take the task of purging the actuator of phallic sex organs. Would you -
God.. you fucking nerds. I'm enjoying this.
>>671106444
NIGGA I AIN'T SCOOPIN DILDOS OUTTA THE ACTUATORS, TELL THA CAPTAIN TO GRAB ONE AND SHOVE IT.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LKF8cBD.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>671106348
I demand warp 12. NOW!!!
Nomad'll hook you up
>>671105965
Or time travel
>>671106444
Try narrowing the Annular Confinement Beam.
>>671106635
Thank you! We are about to fuck some shit up. Commander riker give me my glasses.
>>671106553
Was Warf born blind or was it an accident
>>671106553
Giordi, either purge the actuator or eject your precious warp core! That's an order!
Requesting diagnostic data on different federation model starships because fuck me if I didn't know they couldn't all make mach 10
>>671106930
Gordi came in them
redshirt reporting for duty!
>>671106553
we don't want a dildo with a omega cum spurting out of it.
>>671106965
WHY DON'T YOU EJECT MY DICK FROM YO MAMA.
SHE SO UGLY I HAD TO TAKE MY SEEIN EYES OFF
>>671107041
faggot they fart mach ten when they even start the engines
Warp 8? Not in the NX-01 you're not.
>>671107041
Mach?
>>671107137
>he's dead jim
>>671103971
i came here to post this
>>671107235
Lt data, please relieve giordi of his duties and take over engineering. Can we bypass this clogged actuator?
![2010-04-23_Defiant[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tIYZaKD.jpg "2010-04-23_Defiant[1].jpg")
>>671107332
Maybe OP meant the Mirror Universe. You know, after they captured the Defiant.
>>671103971
>>671107477
We taped two together.
Favorite Captains in order, Picard, Kirk, archer, disco, janeway.....whats yours?
>>671107548
I don't know Captain. Perhaps Lt LaForge and I can recreate the explosion in the Holodeck.
>>671105000
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yea
Make it so.
>>671103288
fuckin' liberal utopia
>>671107823
any of them as long as it isn't fucking Chris Pine
>>671107922
buttmad much faggot?
>>671107548
My apologies, Captain, I was busy affixing this rather manly beard. I believe it makes me look like Colonel Riker.
I believe if OP gets into the actuator, he may be able to clear the phalluses by ingesting them orally. Only OP is skilled enough for this task.
>>671107987
>Colonel Riker.
did it in the study
with the hand phase
>>671106230
It was all CSM's fault!!
>>671107823
Sisko wasn't a captain initially.
Picard, Kirk, Janeway, Archer.
Honorable mention, Sisko
Honestly though because of the difference in the series and the time between them all, Kirk is in a category of his own. Then it becomes...
Picard/Sisko/Janeway/Archer
>>671103288
That ship couldn't hit 8 though. Shaking my head to be honest family.
>>671103288
>We pretend we are on the enterprise, we are now warp speed 8
ITT pseudo Trekkies taking the "hurr durr warp five ship fool hurr"
>>671107987
Just start sending some red shirts in to clear things up. In the meantime helm, head for the nearest star base at best possible speed.
>>671103288
"You were supposed to bring balance to the force! Not leave it in darkness spock!"
>>671108594
And one guy going really hard with his Data character.
>>671108743
Bravo. Masterclass.
>>671108602
Captain, in this timeline, YOU are a red shirt.
>>671104997
He said Warp Speed 8, not Warp factor 8.
Nigga, we only doing Warp factor 2.
>>671109182
I said some, not the... Also, what happened to your beard? Did we just go through a time warp?! Ok, set self destruct for 10 minutes.
>>671106912
You mean the Anal Confinement Beam? It's... uh... in use right now.
>>671103288
I get hit with photons every day. Doesn't hurt me at all
>>671103288
>NX-01
Faggot, the only true enterprise is NC-1701
>>671109182
Run a diagnostic, what ship are we on and what is the star date?
>>671109652
I felt that the beard did not best represent my personality, and thus I have removed it.
We are now on self destruct mode. I question your methods, but I am sure you have your reasons. Self destruct in ten
Whos the most rapeable star trek female? I vote for B'elanna. I want to push that klingons shit in.
>>671110148
Wait, no, I want ten minutes of self-destruction, isn't that how we get out of the time warp, by deleting some percentage of the ship's mass? Or is that only TARDISes that do that?
>>671110148
Good, now tell op that he needs to take care of whatever is in the actuator if he wants me to turn it off.
>be me
>me on 4chan
>/b/ on the ocean
>The OP on the ocean
>The Beast of 4chan
>OP, when the walls fell
>>671110397
Actually that's Puddle Jumpers, the TARDIS class vessels remove sections of time.
>>671110466
Oh, I'm pretty sure they're turning OP on, not off.
>>671108380
I think you mean "smh tbh fam."
>>671103288
Nigga... the nx-01 couldn't do warp 6.
>Pic related
>>671110599
Underrated post
>OP is faggot at tenagra
Check my septs
Captain.... is it ok.. if I am on the bridge?
>>671110334
Pic Related.
She'd be screaming like an angry taco truck driver.
>>671111161
So.close. so close and yet so faaAar!
>>671111308
>not sure if want
Am I still banned?
>>671111765
GET OFF THE BRIDGE, WESLEY.
>>671111308
I'll turn off the self destruct if you either suck my duck on the bridge or go help op with the dildos, your choice.
>>671111926
Suck your... what?
>>671110148
Don't you want to stop the self-destruct and make love to me one more time?
>>671112235
How do find this file among all your other duck files when you want to find it with a filename that generic?
>>671111330
>>671111330
>>671111330
Bitched was never seen again after spilling beer on Picard's uniform. I don't think that is a coincidence.
>>671112624
Simple logic.
>>671112235
>squawk
That's it, I'm out. That's too far. Fuck this shit. Goodbye world.
>>671107878
Well done
>>671112646
Picard probably took her to the holodeck for a little role playing fun.
Turning the safeties off the holodeck then blasting crew members with a Tommy gun turned out to be one of his favorite hobbies.
>>671112568
Tits or abandon ship.
>>671113686
>>671113686
>>671113686
She was pretty cute, for a uniformed spic. Probably was on the ship illegally anyways. Chancellor Trump of the Klingons probably deported her.
>>671113687
Or you could have her sister, queen of the rape gangs.
>>671112568
I now know that I am trapped in a simulation, as the real enterprise would have blown up 10 minutes ago. Time to wake up.
>>671114493
You're now in the alternate universe.
>>671113328
But wait, the dildos!
>>671114755
Are there dildos here? OP's going to need them.
>>671114965
Yes, but they are JJ Abrams space dildos, so they light up.
>>671114755
Status report, who is my science officer?
>>671115482
This guy, Science officer Fagatron.
>>671115288
Those aren't dildos, you idiot, those are Rigelian dickworms! We need to summon OP's mom, it's the only thing capable of defeating them!
>>671111308
>>671112568
Thought you went Lez Tasha.
*cums into captain's coffee*
>>671104452
Smoke if got em!
I'm ready to go!
This ship is now under control of the Borg. Prepare for assimilation. Only dubs can save you from total indoctrination into the Borg Hive Mind.
>>671117222
Oh MY!
Let me indulge myself.
>>671103288
If Picard asks you to see "The Captain's Log", SAY NO.
>>671105242
And yet, I spank it. The universe is an odd place, cadet.
This is not the thread of a warrior! Not the thread of a Klingon!
>>671109521
T'Pol needs PON FAR....... IN HER ASSSSSSSS
>>671103288
"I'll be in the holodeck orgy fucking for the next few years. Laters."
>>671104906
>>671117991
>>671117991
>>671117991
How "logical" do you think he is down there? Is it long and prosperous? Does it Klingon? Is there profit in it?
>>671111308
That chick was so hot. Kirk woulda fucked her 8 ways to Sunday.
>>671112646
Acrually, she reappears in at least 1 later episode. I remember her giving advice about Picard to... Wes, maybe.
The advice may have been not to spill something on him, really don't recall.
>>671103288
The Nx01 could only warp 5 bitch nigga
>>671108362
mfw when this fag definitely didnt watch ds9
>>671116232
Captain, that wasn't the Borg side resurfacing was it?
>>671110599
>>671104923
>going to the Holodeck with this in mind.
>>671111031
agreed
>>671110599
>>671110599
>>671107823
>Janeway
>Sisko
>Kirk
>Picard
>Archer
>Harriman
>Khaaaaaaan
>>671103288
The NX-01 has a max speed of warp 5 pleb
>>671119967
>>671107823
Wut you say. Janeway had balls to take on criminals into her crew and make one first officer.
Captain, may I speak with you?
>>671120477
What do you want Wesley?
I was about to remind your mother of your dead father and get some sympathy sex.
>>671120477
Shut up Wesley, you're running my high.
>>671104923
>>671111308
>>671111330
>>671112568
>>671114467
>>671114755
Aint got shit
>>671120662
>>671120677
...
Nevermind, sir.
>>671120471
That's why I loves me some Janeway. 70,000 lightyears from Earth, taking her crew through it all back home, kicking ass, taking names, and pissing all over the Borg on the way. Janeway's the kind of captain even the Mirror Universe's captains needed to be. She's a captain's captain.
>though now, an admiral
>>671120858
Wait, before you go.
>>671120809
>believing the space Jews when they say she is the hottest
If you believe that I got some replicated Gold pressed Latinum to sell you.
>>671120809
dam son
Captain, there is an unidentified spacecraft approaching.
>>671121067
Oh, HA, HA Captain, very funny.
>>671109521
She's part of the collective now
>>671121292
fucking kek
>>671121342
God her body is awful
Put those armpit veins away
>>671103288
enough of this pathetic cancer of a thread...who's ready for a real game?
>>671103288
Darth Vader is closing on our position, what do Cap?
>>671121762
have fun kitties...
>>671121789
ive disabled our shields like you asked
Did someone step in dog shit or is Mr. Worf on the bridge?
I cannae turn this thread off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
>>671103971
Thank you!
>>671121762
>>671121887
>>671122063
Initiate self-destruct sequence, authorization Worf-3-7-Gamma-Echo
>>671121762
Petty dimensional beings.
>>671122010
The shields are back on
>>671103288
recognize picard, jean-luc
>>671123837
recognize riker, william t.
>>671123996
initiate auto-destruct sequence
>>671122779
Daddy, before we die, why did Counselor Troy get that ace of spades tattoo?
>>671124130
does riker, william t., concur?
>>671124245
i do, initiate auto-destruct sequence
>>671124364
desired time interval?
Holy shit this fucking thread
Too much kek
>>671124596
initiate auto-destruct, interval, 20 minutes
>>671124725
20 minutes until auto-destruct
a wild sacnic appears
>>671124844
19 minutes, 50 seconds
Where the space chronic ?
>>671106553
the fuck you aren't
check the trips Toby and get to cleanin'
>>671125347
fuck you, bitch, eat your broccoli
