Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
*farts*
uh oh....STINKY!!
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POOP
still here
Oh boy, copypasta
My favorite
Why can't the united nations just agree that life really isn't worth it and just start nuking themselves?
>>695643750
I wish they'd fucking reduce the price but I highly doubt that will happen considering it's ActivBlizz now....How come every time an outside gaming company mixes with another it all goes to shit? Metroid: Other M and Amnesia: A machine for pigs, just too name a very few.
>>695643897
You can always threaten to call CPS lol
>>695645038
I can agree I guess, I never had a problem with any of it. I just loved it soo much (except Soul Eater: Not....)
>>695645055
Oh man, I get those nostalgia flashbacks every now and then. There a couple songs that will trigger some memories back when I was first playing Wow
>cuh cuh cuh cuh lamed
Nico claimed! How is everyone?
>>695645752
Is it wrong that I laughed at this?
>>695643897
>pretty boy idol
Take some pre-workout. They'll make you feel like you can do anything or coffee beans
>>695644611
>lil ship
Kinky~:^)
Pretty good. Had a doggo follow me while playing pokemon go and watched a movie
>>69564503
>maki dakki
I don't believe it. You gotta! How else would you know if a next possible film you'll enjoy comes out?
>shinoa
>>695645360
Now was that so hard?
To be honest it sounds less than appealing, but it takes all kinds to make the world work.
Lets GET ROOIGHT INTO THE NOOSE
Red Leader Reporting in
>>695646025
nope
Eu Claimed!!
>>695645661
your mother nigga
Claimed.
Asuka still here?
>>695645963
Jews will be jews, suppose I'll look more into it when I actually have a job
>>695645998
Hello there, I'm alright, thinking of playing some runescape
How are you?
>Suika claim
Maybe I'll wait until the thread is slower and there's less shitposting. ..
>>695645963
I miss the them days. I never played WoW, are the new ones any good?
>>695646043
i dont know if its my favorite and its actually not bad
>>695644337
Not really, I haven't had the time. That's good you had fun, I know a lot of anons on /b/ seem to be unhappy.
>claimed
>>695646289
it's not too bad right now
>>695646340
Well, I like both separately, combined can't be that bad, right?
>>695645583
Am i the only one who wonders why doesn't Iffy has any more outfits?
>>695645532
Alex is a stupid nigger.
>>695646250
I'm doing okay myself, had a pretty calm and good day today.
I've never tried runescape, how is it?
>>695645998
Pretty good little nico. You?
>>695646076
Lol good
>>695646289
They'll always be shit posters
>>695646598
yeah pretty much
>>695646422
Nah, breddy bad. Or it was, maybe. Anyway, how are you?
>>695646751
Yeah ... I know.
>>695646678
Addictive, grindy and chill sometimes
Tho.. you will less likely get into it now. It's one those games you'd had to get into around middleschool
>>695645482
Story time?
>>695645963
Too each their own of course, one problem I had. Haha, never saw it but a friend told me it was trash.
>>695645998
Heyo Nico, pretty swell. Nice day, nice night so far. Yourself?
>>695646025
I would hear about it once it's already out silly. Or miss the chance to see it and say oh well.
>>695646834
Ok. You are free. Have a good night and many GGs.
>>695646387
I'm unhappy most of the time but i feel if i work hard on that i can change it.
Think of life like dumpster divers, they usually have to go through a lot of shit but eventually they find themselves pleased with what they find at the end.
>>695646025
Shh :^)
Seems like a good time!
Anyway, I will take my leave now, see y'all later~
>>695646598
Ask out the Tomobro.
>>695647029
ok you too
>>695646633
>not having ten sets of the same clothes
>>695646751
Show me your smuggiest face.
>>695646890
Pretty fine
though i could be better
>>695646751
Hey you know I don't like being called little..
>>695646911
Oh is it that old? Wow haha i see what you mean then.
>>695646917
Heya Maki! Glad to hear you've had a nice day :) I've had a good one too although i can see it only getting better from here.
>>695647110
I don't think he likes me that much.
You tho...
Suddenly the captcha is asking me for text now.
>>695646250
You can try out private servers. If needed I can help you find a couple good ones. You can play all the way up to the newest expac
>>695646321
I think they are good but a large portion will disagree with me. I think it's preference based really.
>>695646917
Yeah, I watched a little bit of the first episode and I saw how weird they drew Maka and I just turned it off.
>>695647178
You wanna fucking go m9?
>>695647410
you're fine im just tired a little
>>695647310
What's wrong then, Ran-sama?
>>695647064
Ah, I see. I kind of feel the same. I just find myself upset for no reason all the time. I cope by listening to sad music.
>>695647537
I'll fokin rek you bish
>>695647603
Will you clearly don't hate me. Tolerating and liking are not the same.
>>695646890
Might as well join in on the chat homie. How ya doing?
>>695646917
So 50/50? Kek
>>695647075
Okay~
It was and have fun being drunk~
>>695647273
The original
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>>695647374
Just beat them up when they do
0:20
https://youtu.be/5PGMcDlE5d4
>>695647419
HOL UP
>>695647909
Well you clearly don't hate me.*
>>695647700
O fug :-DD
Can this be my waifu?
>>695647972
Just because I'm little irl doesn't mean you can still call me it here. you're gonna blow my cover i'm not the 6 foot tall womans basketball player i said i was!
>>695646917
Not much of a story but
>Mom's old boss is a pothead
>One day gives weed brownies to her because of her condition
>Mom didnt want it
>Remembers I wanted to try weed
>Texts me
>It is E3 day and at friend's
>Ubisoft conference ended
>All decided its time to order food since its an hour til Xbox
>See text from mom
>Tell the boys lets go to my house to pick it up
>Mom left the brownies in my room
>We all ate a whole brownie
>Be skinny w/high metabolism
>Picking up stuff at pizza hut 5 minutes later
>Already starting to feel something
>Into the Xbox conference, bro 1 starts to laugh outta fucking nowhere
>Bro 2 has this "wtf have I done" look on his face
>Feel heavy and sluggish
>Time feels as it slowed slightly
>No idea what the fuck the guy is saying in E3
>We all somehow hear "potato" and mock the way the guy was saying it
>POLE TA TOES LMAO
>Get a text from mom saying she had a bite as well
>She feels like shit just as she got off work
>Told her to just chill in the car til it wore off
>I've made a terrible mistake
>Hour or so passes, things are back to normal and mom made it safely
>>695647374
It's pretty damn old
>>695647421
Sounds good
>>695647663
eh nothing in particular
>everything is always fine
>>695648098
You don't pick Freedom
Freedom is delivered to you
SHINOLO
>>695647666
I usually do that but with dramatic music or play with my dog.
Dogs are always there for you, well at least Golden Retrievers are.
though that may make it more difficult when he's gone.
>>695647410
My good Tomoko.
You should knew by now about Sunshine.
I'd suggest you to start looking for qt's.
>>695648593
Yeah. Yeah.
>>695647909
well i cant write it right without it sounding negative. i do think you are nice though and i just dont know what to really talk about
Why are there so many cocks kn 4chan
For once I'd like to open up 4chan and not be bombarded with a bunch of dicks
>>695648413
Will you put Chen in line? Last time she tried to kill me with a bicycle. You really should manage your subordinates.
>>695648298
Note to self. Don't mess with the nico. Not even teasing the nico!
>
>>695648528
I'm sorry about your dog. I have a corgi, who makes me happy as well.
>>695648886
don't stand in front of bicycles
>>695647374
Happy to hear things were fine for you as well. Oh? Why might that be?
>>695647421
>I just turned it off.
Kek. Never looked back huh. Don't blame you, it did seem bizarre.
>>695647972
Exactly, 50/50. Game releases is where it's at mang.
>>695648365
Wew. This is what I want to avoid, wouldn't trust myself in that state. Does make for some amusing stories though.
>>695648724
No worries.
I get a lot of negative, hostile remarks so I'm pretty used to it.
>>695648883
This woman was then gangraped by Muslims.
>>695648883
>Same thing happens every time
>Do the same thing
Then don't.
>>695649058
Muh feels. I miss my dog.
>>695649160
I was drunk okay? And I wasn't standing, I was passed out on the road but still technically had the right of way.
>>695649216
Apparently smoking it gives a different effect I'll let ya know whenever I do get a chance to smoke
Iowa claimed
Been a while since I've been on these threads. What's up my dudes
>>695649058
>corgi
Corgis are fucking great dude
>>695649319
yeah ive seen that
>>695648957
You knew that from the start. I'll beat you up. Easy.
>>695649216
Because you're here now silly!
>>695649058
Woah i said i don't know how i'll handle it when i lose him. nothing to be sorry about. now i feel guilty.
What are some neat things he has done? mine once just came up to me with four tennis balls in his mouth and you could really tell by the look in his eyes he tried really hard to do so and get a lot of attention
>>695648718
Don't take it like that either, please.
You're a great catch, I don't believe that bullshit about people hating you everywhere.
>>695649672
That being said in going to sleep. Have a good night Tomobro.
Good night, Ruri.
Good night, thread.
>>695649721
How was your day Nico?
>>695648365
Let me know if I can help! It's super easy, you just need to download the client with which ever expac you want then you just got to change the realm list and boom. Free wow
>>695649216
Maka was one of the best parts about that show and they fucked it up! Even Demo D didn't like it lol. He talks about it at 1:26 but the whole video is great lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwERCoq1cVg
>>695649522
there was a horn on the bike
you must not have heard it
>>695649522
Im sorry about your dog, then, anon. Losing a pet is hard.
>>695649663
This is very true.
>>695649754
Shiiit, sorry. I read your response wrong. My dog ran away once, but came back a few hours later by himself. Not sure if that's considered neat or not, but I found it impressive.
>>695650055
night
>>695650055
Night night hope you sleep well!
>>695650072
It was okay, my sunburn is better and overall no complaints really. Just a nice and relaxing day on my end haha n_n how about yourself?
>>695649663
Hello Hello, what a cute pokemon~
Claim gardevoir till i die. Cheerio, old chaps.
>>695650144
Stop defending Chen you rabid flea vector. There was no horn.
>>695650349
Haven't lost her, yet. I've just been away more than home, and I miss her like a close friend.
>>695649216
Sheeeit. You and I are opposites with movies and games
>>695649663
Dis dick bby ;)
Doing fine. You?
>>695649721
That was my mistake. Please don't hurt me ;_;
>>695650488
You're pretty hot~ please leave~~
>>695650488
Get out.
>>695650349
It's okay, we all do that sometimes i guess.
That's actually pretty amazing. shows how smart the little fella can be,
>>695650488
Could've been better, but that's always true, yes?
>>695650349
My corgi can be a little shit sometimes but damn is she adorable.
>>695650488
Heyo. I only get the cuties obviously. and something tells me you're hot headed...
>>695650728
Doing great. Days have been good to me and I haven't done better honestly.
>>695650751
I want her to shoot me in the dick
>>695651035
Wow anon, you sure are kinky.
>>695650632
Ah, I see. I feel that way a lot. I feel that way about my ferret though. Is that weird?
>>695650831
Heh, yeah. I don't exactly want to see that again though. I thought he got hit by a car or something. I cried like a bitch.
>>695650728
I'll show some mercy.. for now. Only because I like you.
>>695650751>>695650987
My head is almost as hot as my burning love for cute pokemon.
>>695650898
Haha very true. That's a good thing too! It just means no matter what happens there will always be better to look forward to.
>>695650099
I'll keep that in mind
off to play runescape, cya later
>>695650987
Same with mine. He's smart sometimes, but a total dumbass other times. He's afraid of cats and shit.
>>695650632
I think you should calm down
>>695651295
which Neptune are you picking, young or older?
>>695649657
That way doesn't seem like it'll mess you up. Unlike the brownies, there's more of a trip, not a "Oh shit we gonna die" feeling. Thanks m8.
>>695649721
Oh I knew that. Just wanted to hear it~.
>>695650099
>Wow can we not
Kek'd. Yeah all of the hate and ridicule seems to be fairly justified.
>>695650728
I think we both know who has the greater priorities though :^)
>>695650987
Heyo man, been awhile.
>>695651646
Technically i can pick both, and even Purple Heart.
QOTT: If the world was run by shut ins and weaboos, what do you think the world would look like today?
>>695651307
Actually caring for pets isn't weird, nor are the attendant emotions.
>>695651646
I think you should do your job there before you end up in a Pokeball. It's simple. Stop having your subordinates try to kill me.
Stop being a terrorist.
>>695651307
Well i'm sure everybody will keep an eye on him before letting it happen again.
I wonder what made him do that though.
>>695651624
It should be vice versa with the cat problem.
>>695651523
Cya!
>>695651937
>Soul Eater: Oh! I'd really rather not
I would have Demo's children.
>>695651475
That's alot of love for cute pokemon. Shame they're all for me :^)
>>695651624
lmao. My dog gets real jealous whenever I try to give my cats attention at all and it loops when I give her attention. I can't win.
>>695651937
Heyo makiato. How've you been?
>>695652051
Probably RIP
>>695651475
Yay and thanks for the QOTT
>>695650987
Laying back and kicking it?
>>695651937
Yup. The one who enjoys sitting down and watching a screen :^)
>>695652051
How it still is. Shut in weebs ain't going no where. Can they make it out of their parent's basement? Hell can they even run?
>>695652051
if that was the case no one would be outside long enough to know what the world looked like
>>695651937
Haha anything for you~ It seems i can't help it that you brighten my day.
>>695652462
Hey you can't just keep all of them like that..!
Dio-sama...
>>695652462
Mine does that too! He gets very upset when I play with my hamster or ferret.
>>695652345
You're totally right.
>>695652347
I think he just likes to explore on his own sometimes. I take him on walks every day. Maybe he just likes taking his own route.
Also, yes, exactly. Not sure why he's so scared of cats. Not used to them, I suppose.
>>695652922
ZA WARUDO!
>>695652922
is top tier.
>>695652922
D U B W A R U D O
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>>695651475
You're an oddly positive minded person.
>>695652704
All the time. It's not living unless I'm a lazy shit.
>>695652846
Well what are you gonna do about it huh? you wouldn't want to fight all of them would ya?
>>695652922
What's up DIO
>>695653065
haha Guess corgis seriously love attention. and you got a ferret? Always wanted one as a kid. How is it?
>>695652036
They're different characters though
Purple Heart Neptune isn't the same as Older Neptune
>>695652051
literally nothing would get done
so there'd be no buildings or internet
and no weaboos
hmmm..a paradox
>>695652345
I already took the bike away
You probably don't have much to worry about
no promises though
>>695652922
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>>695653236
>>695653115
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>695653130
Unlike you, loli scum.
But I appreciate you acknowledging it
>>695653397
Been playing smite, although I wish I had a pc that could run dark souls 3
>>695653421
That's great
>Claimed.
>>695653420
(Sssssh mama fox, let me have my 3 waifus)
>>695653744
Great breast and outfit, the hair is alright but I do not appreciate getting gutted.
I WANT TO FUCK THIS IDIOT SO BAD IT HURTS
>>695653397
She's very cute! She's very silly and clumsy, and she's always stealing my things, but its more funny and cute than annoying.
>>695653691
Now that's edgy! :^)
>>695652454
Haha, he would make a nice comedian.
>>695652462
>makiato
Seems like there's a new nickname every other day. Been doing pretty good, little bumpy here and there but no real complaints. How about you?
>>695652846
How sweet of you. Well the feeling is mutual you know. Up to anything at the moment?
>>695652704
Wait, who's is that. You watch a screen in both.
>>695653691
ALL HAIL DIO-SAMA.
>>695653065
Well i'm glad he's still with you. he must be a lot of fun!
I don't have a ferret but i have a gecko but the most interesting thing he did was yawn.
>implying i don't already have a reserved spot in hell
When I get to Hell, Hitler's going to be asking for MY autograph.
This is my waifu. I don't care if they're not from an anime, they're from an anime in my heart and that's all that matters.
>>695652454
Is the game good? Never played it and only know because anime
>>695653397
I doubt you're lazy homie
>>695653691
Thanks dio. Doing well?
https://youtu.be/_eIV4uo9Byw
>>695654085
Both are enjoying a snack with a drink too :^)
>>695653853
only if you acknowledge IF is best girl
>>695654325
The fuck is that?
>>695653379
hey someones gotta do it.. plus i'd be a bad idol if i wasn't!
>>695653397
Fight them?? Of course not. Why fight them when i can just beat up the owner and take them. I'll make it like this was Pokemon Colosseum and just snatch em right out of your hands.
>>695654085
I was hoping that was the case n_n and yeah I'm trying to decide when i should get up tomorrow for an appointment.. other than that i'm just watching youtube. Might wanna go do some yoga before bed too i'm not too sure. What about you, love? Doing anything exciting?
>>695653972
Who wouldn't appreciate getting killed by any girl in the anime
>>695654659
I wouldn't, dying isn't that much of a great thing for me.
>>695654430
As well as someone bored as me can be doing.
>>695653691
Smite's pretty fun. Not that high leveled but I should get to playing it again sometime. If you do get a rig that can run DS3 I wish the best of luck and if you need help I got you.
>>695654032
I could probably deal with a ferret stealing some of my shit. If it's adorable I can overlook anything that it would do haha.
>>695654085
Hey man I just came up with it on the spot! I take it people love giving you nicknames. Glad things are going well for you bro. Things have been pretty great to me and I don't think I can be brought down at this point.
>>695654430
I'm probably lazier than you think tbh. Yet surprisingly healthy for it. also nice enemy STANDO
>>695654656
Like you'd be able to beat me up. not with my huge boats with guns (gun boats).
>>695654085
no, he must make funny anime videos for the rest of his life. It sustains me
>>695654430
Katawa Shoujo? Absolutely, I highly recommend playing it.
>emi of course is best girl ;)
>>695654751
>Kirino Mosaic
>>695654582
My one way ticket to the seventh layer of Hell, that's what
>>695654751
cute
Claiming
>>695654947
Dying isn't that much of a great thing for simple minds. Now kiss her feet.
>>695654947
>>695655817
oh boy, a clash of egos
>>695654656
An admirable trait.
>>695654969
I'm not that much into mobas, this laptop is just horrible and old so I'm playing whatever I can play.
>>695655817
To be honest I lost any respect I had left for Subaru when he accepted to do it. I really don't like him as a character, that scene made me reconsider the idea of watching more episodes. Now just in case you feel like pulling the "u didn't answer duh questiun dho ; )" I'll say it clearly.
Nothx
dawn is best waifu
>>695654969
Heh oh please, aren't you just some old retired lady by now? Wasting away in some Museum.. Give those pokemon to someone with a future ahead!
>>695654947
Ever tried a different game or played with others?
>>695654969
Lol body mustve been very use to it by now. Try some mile jog. Thanks man. The vampires now have no chance against me
>>695655093
No God eater
>duh! Nothing like an athletic girl
>>695654430
Both can be done for hours also :^)
>>695654656
Of course it'd be. Sounds like a night of pure uncertainty, a lot of going back and forth. Still relaxing I'm sure. Being cute already I see, nah not a whole lot though. Listening to music and enjoying the night.
>>695654969
Nice man, they do, a lot haha. Appreciated though, likewise. That's sounds very reassuring, hope that's the case, seems you've reached a high point.
>>695655093
While on a stage :^)
>>695656170
Totally agreed, but tbh I still expect a lot from him. And now I see it: you may be more into traps.
Well see you later, Asuka anon.
>>695656555
Both sometimes leave pleasant memories :^)
>smug
>>695656520
Well yeah I play with a few friends every so often. there's not a lot of fun games that I can run, and usually when I can they're just small games that are just fun for 2-3 hours. Although I had been playing a lot of tf2 lately.
>>695656705
Not only am I not into traps, but I am not into "neko" girls.
>>695656730
I like headless abominations but I'm not too sure how to feel about this.
>>695656555
I'm doing my best to keep it relaxing at least! Being able to talk with you sure helps that~ and hey are you saying we aren't ALWAYS cute??
>I'm glad you're enjoying your night though :) I hope it continues to go smoothly.
Data capped mizore
>Claimed
>>695656520
an athletic girl with no legs ;) And we were talking about the anime Soul Eater lol. highly recommend checking it out if you haven't already!
>>695656555
Demo D live. I want him to get big enough to have panels at conventions. That would be great