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Tomoko claimed
>>694412247
Tomoko is best waifu.
You are shit, but your waifu is a miracle of the universe.
Better than nothing.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
We need entertainment
>>694412576
Meh
>>694412478
I only have agree with you
Tomoko a best
>fukken saved
That was weird.
Yeah some people do that. His ult is hard to avoid if you fall into it, or no one kills the reaper before he jumps in. Yeah damn dragons. I really hate the scatter shot, I think it should be changed to something that requires a bit more skill. It's happened multiple times to me, I hate it.
>>694412708
Whoops, this is for Maki >>694410253
>Mio
>>694412576
>xbox
Kys
>>694412700
Catch me on my rig and I'll have plenty of Tomoko images to share.
>>694412798
>Idolm@ster is an xobox game
Wow anon, it's like you don't know shit.
Miho claimed
Best type moon claimed.
>>694413033
I think he was referring to the xbox in the picture.
>>694412894
I'm on mobile
Thinking of buying an SD card to hold more Tomokos in
>>694413033
XBox is still shit
>>694413102
Cutie :3
Rory-sama claimed
The usual.
New arts edition.
Hey, anyone else worried about Esdeath? Haven't seen him in ages. Hope he hasn't gone and offed himself.
>>694413317
In on mobile also.
Most of images are in my desktop but eh, phone works fine I guess.
Once upon a web-surf weary, while I pondered red-eyed, bleary,
Over many a quaint and curious website of X-rated lore,
Smiled and nodded, dodging cookies, looking for the films of nookie,
And as always, dodging spyware, aware in my search for more
And more explicit pictures, of the housewives that were bored,
Nothing kinky, only porn.
As I wandered I remembered, a URL found last December,
That caused a twitching in my member, that I rubbed till it was sore
Eagerly I typed the address, half-remembered, half a mad guess
In my mind it stirred a madness - madness for a dark-eyed whore,
For a sad-eyed shameless maiden who displayed her charms - and more!
Nameless on some site of porn..
Feeling guilty, sad, uncertain, my urges had my conscience hurting
But thrilling - filling me with fantastic feelings never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I sat repeating
"I'm just a visitor entreating entrance to a site of porn
I am a visitor entreating images that give me horn
This is all and nothing more."
Presently my urge grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
I hit return and waited, watching while DNS lookup explored;
But while I sat anticipating, beneath the desk my member aching,
The site I recalled navigating, the navigator found no more,
And I scarce believed what I was seeing, for in the place of free hardcore
Quoth the Server "404"
Deep into the popups peering, long I sat there wondering, fearing,
Had I not typed correct the URL once more?
For free hardcore (for I was frugal), in my lusting turned to Google,
Typed keywords that I might ogle pages of hot chicks galore,
And I whispered to the phosphor "give me back my free hardcore -
Only that and nothing more.
>>694413695
Cuter~
>>694413737
Absolutely fucking mint Rory
>>694413737
But web controls then saw the searches, clamped down on illicit urges,
"Access Denied" was all I found and nothing more,
On porn-sites it saw me shirking when I really should be working
Like a spectre always lurking, blocking free sex sites and more
The horny housewives sang their siren-call no more
Quoth the Server "404"
Determined then to circumvent it, another address I then entered
Taking me, I hoped, to our server's less secure back door
But someone had secured the proxies, denying access to web doxies,
No more ladies hot and foxy, but still I could not be sure,
And so, with shaking hands I typed the arcane codes once more -
Quoth the Server "404
>>694412639
>This is /mai/
Was last thread held hostage again?
>>694414027
Not sure what happened. I didnt delete.
>>694413580
Hes banned for being underage
>>694413892
Not that cute!
>>694414147
Wait actually?
>>694414200
Miho a massive cute.
>>694413559
>new art rattles
>>694414027
best filenames
>>694414244
Yes. He said he was 14 or something like that
>>694414200
Cutest ^_~
>>694413580
actually no, im right here, just havent been on in a while
Claimed
I'm looking for 2 particular waifu's
One is the smuggst of the bunch
The other is a fellow cannibal
>>694414244
>>694414367
>>694414402
Fake
>>694414101
Probably a mod deleted it randomly, I remember it happening another time around this hour while I was OP.
>>694414402
Oh, good. Been okay?
>used to be Tsubaki
>>694414483
D'aww.
>>694414458
I eat women
So I guess I'm a cannibal
>ZING!
>>694414525
Yeah moderation is pretty random for these threads, Tenryuu threads probably still get insta deleted/banned.
>>694414567
Esedese's ffile names say queen of dominatirx you heretic
>>694414500
as much as it sounds like its fake, you'll find that the same photo i put up when i claimed esdeath has the same file name
>i havent been on /b/ in a loong time
>>694414770
Nope see: >>694414732 , you retard
>>694414483
Aww, she's bashful~
>>694414567
yeah i've been fine haha
i got myself an ACTUAL girlfrind who is super into anime so ive been trying to get her to watch akame ga kill
>>694414915
>super into anime
Fujoshit.
>>694414915
Boo faker
Esedese anon is gay
>>694414732
I was literally just thinking "check the filename." Now I'm sad again. Thanks for crushing my little hope, Anon.
>>694414915
Those aren't the real Esdeath's filenames.
>>694412639
>4chan
>trying to make rules in a thread
ohmy.jpg
>>694414567
>>694414868
>>694415102
You need to lure her out with dank ass guns though.
>>694415102
I think the neighbors heard me squeal.
>>694414359
>Rattle rattle
>>694414359
Best maid.
>>694415213
>Rattle rattle.
>>694415102
Shy tank is best tank.
>Fresh out of the shower.
>>694415102
I'm sorry, please come out!
>>694415437
>Rattle rattle
Hi there. What's up?
>>694415073
There WAS a former esedese claimer
But that claimer probably is dead
>>694415649
Pls don't be. Did we do Miho a frighten?
>>694415649
We're really sorry! Come out please, we won't tease anymore.
VIVA LA RULE 63!!
>>694415667
I'm really tired, tbh. I accidentally passed out last night while we were still teasing Mizore.
>>694415649
>Pic related.
seriously?
it was about 2 months ago, in may i believe, i claimed esdeath once. after that i went dark and decided to actually do shit with my life, now im enrolled and am starting university in 1 week (mid year start) i got myself a girlfriend who enjoys anime and has nagged me to start going to an anime fan club in university. i got myself a job at a golf course as a part time groundsman and have now started saving up for my own apartment to rent so i can move out of my parents house and be closer to the university.
>its okay, i understand if somebody took over Esdeath i dont mind
>just means ill have to find a new waifu
i just wanted to state this, i dont like impersonating people nor do i want to
Little sister, why you all alone?
I'm standing out your window.
Hey little sister can I come inside, dear?
I want to show you my all my love.
I want to be the only one.
I know you like nobody ever, baby.
Little sister, can't you find another way?
No more living life behind the shadow.
Little sister, can't you find another way?
No more living life behind the shadow.
You whisper secrets in my ear.
Slowly dancing, cheek to cheek.
Such a sweet thing when you open up, baby.
They say I'll only do you wrong.
We come together cause I understand
Just who you really are, yeah, baby.
Little sister, can't you find another way?
No more living life behind the shadow.
Little sister, can't you find another way?
No more living life behind the shadow.
>>694416070
sorry everyone for the long response and time it took but i just want to state it instead of offending people who enjoy something i too enjoy
>>694416070
>find a new waifu
Don't even you fucking pre-heretic
>>694416333
Trips confirm esedese is now that anon's
>>694416070
Do you have any Idea how many Tomoko posters I have to wade through?
You could ask Megumin posters the same thing.
Hell, I'm surprised Homura doesn't have a larger following here.
If you won't fight for you're waifu you never loved her in the first place.
>>694416518
Fucking this m8.
>>694415091
>generals
>thinking rules in them don't work
Test
I haven't really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
>tfw you haven't really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Is want kill even to self? I am.
>>694416895
Literally what?
"Soup b" is I think the greeting here, excuse me I just have not understood much of the phrases used here. My son has been excluded from his school after being accused of sending mass e-mails to most of his schoolmates and faculty containing inappropriate and offensive pictures. He has since claimed that he found the pictures on a website named 4chan's Random Picturing Board. He hasn't admitted to me what he is doing on this website, only stating that he enjoys "the lull's". This website is on my son's AOL history and after visiting it myself I am extremely concerned. I think I understand what it's all about and I see that you're all friends posting pictures and discussing them in humorous ways, your typical teenage tomfoolery and I don't deny that I once took part in some of the more lewd conversations I've seen on this Random 4chan web-site. However, more concerning was the repetition of gay themes, and a cult-like worshiping of a certain Bill Kualitz. Also the frequent mention of a pool being closed due to AIDS, as I have heard my son say once before I knew he was what he calls a "betard", is this some sort of code word? So I think I'm right in saying most of this Random Board users are members of the Gay, Trans. and Bi community? Does the lull's refer to anal sex?
My son will not admit anything to me, so I'm going to find out here for myself from the rest of you. Should I be concerned about my son's sexuality and especially his health?
Thank you very much for any information you can provide, and any advise as to how to help my son. I have nothing but respect for the GLTB community.
>>694416034
Hah nice. Mizore is kind of a fun target to pick on.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>694417011
How new are you to not have seen this meme yet.
Like seriously.
>Suffering with no cause
>Makoto
>>694417136
Shade is nice.
>Rattle
>>694417163
Kitty!
>>694417238
>not knowing literally what is a meme as well
Kommit sudoku
>>694417291
Use repair?
>>694417291
Close chrome
>>694416895
>>694417075
>stale copypasta
>>694417011
>trying to understand an intentionally nonsensical stale copypasta
>incorrect use of "literally"
Are you being facetious?
>>694417341
Literally google meme definition
1.
an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
2.
an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations.
>not calling everything a meme
>>694417136
Well, Mizore is the self-proclaimed queen of lewd, so it makes it all the more better. But the normal conversations aren't bad either.
>>694416895
Help me if you can.
It's just that this, is not the way I'm wired.
So could you please,
Help me understand why, you've given into all these dark desires.
You're lying to yourself again.
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it, put it on a fault line.
What'll it take to get it through to you, precious?
I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it all away like this?
Such a mess, why would I wanna watch you
Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time?
What's your rush? Now, everyone will have their day to die.
Medicated.
Drama Queen.
Picture perfect numb belligerence.
Narcissistic
Drama Queen.
Craving fame and all it's decadence.
Lying through your teeth again.
Suicidal imbecile.
Think about it, put it on a fault line.
What'll it take go get it through to you, precious?
Go with this, why do you wanna throw it away like this.
Such a mess. I don't wanna watch you
Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time.
What's your rush? Now, everyone will have his day to die.
Lying to my face again.
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it, put it on a fault line
What'll it take to get it through to you, precious?
I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this?
Such a mess, over this. Over this.
Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time.
What's your hurry? Everyone will have his day to day.
If you choose to pull the trigger.
Should your drama prove sincere.
Do it somewhere far away from here.
>>694417354
I did.
>>694417417
For what purpose?
>>694417831
it eats ram
and wows needs a shitton of it
>>694417669
Oh hey. I know that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42_h8hBtWI
>>694417474
I'm memeing
>>694417831
Running any mods?
>>694417547
Literally how?
>>694417669
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dancing Queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dancing Queen
You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dancing Queen
>>694417924
Saw it live.
Shit was awesome.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>694417291
Close background programs
>>694417308
Tank.
>>694417918
But why is this only a problem now? I played like, 4 games before this happened, now I can't load into a single one.
>>694417942
I am, but see above.
>>694418193
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
>>694418263
Yes. And I didn't even have anything open when I started it back up after.
>>694418024
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
We can go where we want to
A place they'll never find
We can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
We can go where we want to
The night is young and so am I
We can dress real neat
From our head to our feets
And surprise them with a victory cry
We can act if we want to
If we don't nobody will
You can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
We can dance, We can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
Doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
It's the Safety Dance
>>694418193
Ok uninstall them
>>694418123
Ships?
>>694418355
Then you have a super virus.
I'll need your bank details and card numbers. In the mean time, delete system 32.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>694418536
No, i have to go in few minutes.
>>694418419
Literally stop
>>694418589
ok
>>694418641
All I want in life is to be happy, happy
It seems funny to me
How fucked things can be
Every time I get head
I feel more dead.
>>694418419
From the busy parks, to the icy tides,
Someday we'll decide where we want to live out our lives.
For now were two sparks, tumbling along
Keeping the heat on even though summer's come and gone.
I would sail across the east sea, just to see you on the far side.
Where the wind is cold and angry, there you'll be to take me inside.
We'll find ways to fill the empty, far from all the hysteria.
I don't care if we suddenly find ourselves in Siberia.
Siberia
Inside a street car, or on a mountain trail.
Details, details,
You breathe in when I exhale.
No matter where we are, or which way the wind blows.
Or how heavy the snow, nothing can change where we will go.
I would sail across the east sea, just to see you on the far side.
Where the wind is cold and angry, there you'll be to take me inside.
We'll find ways to fill the empty, far from all the hysteria.
I don't care if we suddenly find ourselves in Siberia.
Siberia,
We'll leave Canada, for Siberia.
Siberia, Siberia, Siberia, Siberia, Siberia...
I would sail across the east sea, just to see you on the far side.
Where the wind is cold and angry, there you'll be to take me inside.
We'll find ways to fill the empty, far from all the hysteria.
I don't care if we suddenly find ourselves in Siberia.
Siberia,
We'll leave Canada... For Siberia.
>>694418816
Please go away spammer
>>694419207
>spam
>4chan
Literally fuck you.
>>694419417
Literally why?
>>694419079
How did it start?
Well I don't know, I just feel the craving.
I see the flesh and it smells fresh and it's just there for the taking.
These little girls they make me feel so god damn exhilarated.
I fill them up, I can't give it up, the pain I'm just erasing.
I tell my lies and I despise every second I'm with you.
So I run away and you still stay so what the fuck is with you?
Your feelings I can't help but rape them.
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same.
My heart inside is constantly hating
I'm sorry, I just throw you away.
I don't know why I'm so fucking cold.
I don't know why it hurts me.
All I wanna do is get with you and make the pain go away.
Why do I have a conscience all it does is fuck with me.
Why do I have the torment all I wanna do is fuck it away.
I tell my lies and despise every second I'm with you.
So I run away but you still stay so what the fuck is with you?
Your feelings, I can't help but rape them.
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same.
My heart inside is constantly hating.
I'm sorry, I just throw you away.
I tell my lies and despise every second with you.
So I run away and you still stay so what the fuck is with you?
Your feelings, I can't help but rape them.
I'm sorry, I don't feel the same.
My heart inside is constantly hating.
I'm sorry, I just throw you away.
I just throw you away.
I just throw you away.
I just throw you away.
KoRn had some hardcore angst going on.
>>694419207
Hah!
This is hardly spam.
If you want spam I could go recruit some people from YLYL or loli threads.
>>694419694
Doubt they'll join an autist like you
>>694419694
/b/ is not your personal army retard
>>694419769
Did you forget something?
As soon as I leave here I am Anonymous.
Not some Tomoko posting Anon.
Keep /waifu/ in /waifu/
>>694419606
Oh fuck me that is agnsty.
I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay because I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I've got no self-esteem
We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
All this rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care, Right?
Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem
>>694419878
/b/ is still not your personal army, autist
http://www.autismspeaks.org/
A useful link for you
>>694419805
They are if you know how to control the troops.
Anyone with half a brain on here won't do something if someone explicitly tells them to.
Gotta make them think it was their idea first.
>>694420008
The Cuckold's Anthem
>>694420069
I'll warn them
Shiro claimed.
What's with all the edgy lyrics in this thread?
>>694412478
Best pantsu get even this waifu up to 7/10!
>roll of good fortune
>>694420202
>warning trolls, shitposters, and spammers
By all means try.
>>694420269
Edgy?
I posted fucking Dancing queen.
Good claim.
>>694420336
Just did
>>694420269
Safety Dance is edgy?
I think it started when I posted lyrics to APC - The Outsider.
Then Taiga followed it up. Really it just turned into lyric posting.
Quit posting song lyrics
We could just look them up, retards
>>694420603
So song lyrics is your trigger huh?
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
IS THIS JUST FANTA-SEA?
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR EYES
LOOK UP TO THE SKY AND SEEEEEE
I'M JUST A POOR BOY
I NEED NO SYMPATHY
BECAUSE I'M EASY COME
EASY GO
LITTLE HIGH
LITTLE LOW
ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS
DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME
TO MEEEEEE
>>694420560
I can't resist lyricposting.
>>694420603
Why do you give a shit?
>>694420269
>Rolled for good fortune.
>69
Sure you didn't have different intentions, Shrio?
>>694420747
MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD
MAMA LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN
BUT THEN I THREW IT ALL AWAY
>>694420415
>>694420560
I didn't read all of them, just skimmed through two of them.
Safety dance the shit, so I'll join in now.
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, why you stay in the hood?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, cause I dont like livin by peckerwoods
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, why you ain't got no job?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, seven dollars an hour won't feed me dog
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, why yo pants gotta sag?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga.
>>694420946
That does sound like good fortune if you ask me.
>
>>694421033
nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm 100% nigga.
nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm 200% nigga!
Niggas gon nig, right?
>>694421150
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, why do police hate niggas?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
>when you hear a meme song or learn the origins on a meme
I need to watch older anime.
I think the world's fattest cat just saved some babbies from a burning building.
>>694421033
I just realized I misspelled your name.
>Still a little tired tbh.
>Nice gif.
>>694421380
No, I am mistaken.
Where... WHERE. WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS?
LOL INTERNET?
Fucking.... memes.
When I die, bury me with all my memes.
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
>>694421586
I hope you die
>>694421748
If I can trigger you enough to leave it will be my victory.
Remember that.
Open my chest and colour my spine
I'm giving you all
I'm giving you all
Swallow my breath
And take what is mine
I'm giving you all
I'm giving you all
I'll be the blood
If you'll be the bones
I'm giving you all
I'm giving you all
So lift up my body
And lose all control
I'm giving you all
I'm giving you all
You hover like a hummingbird
Haunt me in my sleep
You're sailing from another world
Sinking in my sea, oh
You're feeding on my energy
I'm letting go of it
She wants it
And I run from wolves
Breathing heavily
At my feet
And I run from wolves
Tearing into me
Without teeth
Nutella handbag, Nutella handbag,
Nutella handbag, Nutella handbag,
Nutella handbag, Nutella handbag,
Nutella handbag, Nutella!
What's in your handbag? - It's Nutella!
What's in your handbag? - It's Nutella!
>>694421417
Don't sweat it, Youku.
>>694421720
>homuroll of poor taste
Spend my nights howlin' at the moon,
Never wake before noon,
When the sun, it rises,
Oh, it always rises soon,
'Cause I spend my nights howlin' at the moon, yeah,
I never get sleep, sleep, sleep,
No, I just reach, rea-, reach,
I can feel it on the ends of my fingers,
And taste it on the tips of my teeth,
So you see why I never get sleep,
(I can't get no sleep,
Don't know why,
I can't get no sleep,
Don't know why,
I can't get no sleep,
Don't know why,)
Spend my night shootin' at the stars, yeah,
Tryin' to change the world with this guitar,
And I know it's a long shot, but it's working out so far,
So I spend my nights shootin' at the stars, hey,
I never get sleep, sleep, sleep,
No, I just reach, rea-, reach,
I can feel it on the ends of my fingers,
And taste it on the tips of my teeth,
So you see why I never get sleep,
I said a hip hop,
The hippie, the hippie,
To the hip, hip hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat,
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.
See, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello,
To the black, to the white, the red and the brown,
The purple and yellow. But first, I gotta
Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie,
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie,
Let's rock, you don't stop,
Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock.
Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
And the next on the mic is my man Hank,
C'mon, Hank, sing that song!
Stop with the song lyrics
I helped to derail this abhorrent thread.
I'm not proud.
I'm sorry.
>>694423104
How boring.
You act as if this thread matters in two hours.
>>694412708
He's a character to look out for, always need to keep any eye on him. You can tell when he's about to ult, always wraiths right into a group. I agree, it's too easy to just shoot down and get a easy kill. I've seen players just fire it across the maybe and get at least two kills. There's a lot of cheese involved with that.
>>694423080
Business Cat just called to make sure that we're singing from the same hymn sheet
That we're optimizing, synergizing our portfolio
Diversifying our assets
By investing in other kind of business pets
And he wants us to know, before he's gotta go
To the conference being held in Tokyo
That he'll take up the slack
And that he's got our back
When it comes to upper management
Business Cat flies around the world, he's a first class guy (I'm his first-class girl)
You're also his secretary
Meow meow meow meow meow-meow meow (translation: She's indispensable to me)
You've got a wife and family
But he's married to his job
Cause he's business cat (meow)
Strictly business (meow)
On business (meow)
Doing all the business (meow!)
In his litter tray...
>>694423177
This thread matters more than you realise.
I'm watching Watamote now.
Help.
>>694423247
*Across the map
>>694423399
>Help
No.
>>694412247
>>694423399
It clearly doesn't matter enough for you to post decent pictures.
Good Morning Everyone!
DId i see esdeath in here?
are you guys rap battling or some shit?
>>694423247
HI MAKI
>>694423533
Sorry, I'm relatively new to the realm of /waifu/.
I mean, I should stop using that excuse and just get some good picks but I'm just that fucking lazy.
>>694423614
It was a different esedese
Stop saying Esdeath
Its Esedese
>>694423822
Don't get your panties twisted. Ive been awake for 5 mins.
Reclaimed
>>694423614
Read >>694416034.
>>694423263
>
So much random lyrics this morning.
>>694423080
Hai megumeme
>>694424173
How many makotos are here atm?
Roll call!
>>694424300
Pretty sure there is only one Makoto here.
>>694424300
>makoto
FUCK.
THATS IT IM SLEEPING.
BRAIN SHAT ITSELF.
>>694424300
postin from phon at work no waifu folder
>>694424624
Thats supposed to be a tomoko picture why is it a yellow crab
>>694424236
Well, I could also post the lyrics to what I'm actually just listening to, but no one will understand it.
Heil dir im Siegerkranz,
Herrscher des Vaterlands!
Heil, Kaiser, dir!
Fühl in des Thrones Glanz
die hohe Wonne ganz,
Liebling des Volks zu sein!
Heil Kaiser, dir!
Nicht Ross und Reisige
sichern die steile Höh,
wo Fürsten stehn:
Liebe des Vaterlands,
Liebe des freien Manns
gründet den Herrscherthron
wie Fels im Meer.
Heilige Flamme, glüh,
glüh und erlösche nie
fürs Vaterland!
Wir alle stehen dann
mutig für einen Mann,
kämpfen und bluten gern
für Thron und Reich!
Handlung und Wissenschaft
hebe mit Mut und Kraft
ihr Haupt empor!
Krieger- und Heldenthat
finde ihr Lorbeerblatt
treu aufgehoben dort
an deinem Thron!
Sei, Kaiser Wilhelm, hier
lang deines Volkes Zier,
der Menschheit Stolz!
Fühl in des Thrones Glanz,
die hohe Wonne ganz,
Liebling des Volks zu sein!
Heil, Kaiser, dir!
>>694424832
Probably an image swap.
If you post at the exact same time as another user, the images can get swapped.
>>694424942
Von wegen nix verstehen....
>>694425061
Ok u be anime tomoko ill be manga tomoko
Aha, ayo
Who would've thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back?
Yo, I do it for the real hip hop you know what I'm sayin'?
Fuck Drake, real hip hop
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that-
>>694425278
That isn't how this works.
>>694424624
>>694425061
That crab probably more socially apt than Tomoko.
>>694425163
Okay, keiner aus so nem Beinfetishisten.
Wie geht's?
Ik wil deze nacht in de straten verdwalen,
De klank van de stad maakt mijn ziel amoureus,
Al heb ik geen geld om plezier te betalen,
Ik vind wel een vrouwke heel net en genereus,
Onder de glans van de manestralen,
Wordt heel onze wereld een huwelijks bed,
Ga mee naar de kroegen vol vrouwen en matrozen,
Vergeet uwe naam en al de rest,
Ik wil deze nacht in de straten verdwalen,
De klank van de stad maakt mijn ziel amoureus,
Al heb ik geen geld om plezier te betalen,
Ik vind wel een vrouwke naar mijn keus,
Ik wil deze nacht in de straten verdwalen,
De klank van de stad maakt mijn ziel amoureus,
Al heb ik geen geld om plezier te betalen,
Ik vind wel een vrouwke heel net en genereus,
Laat ons dan samen de wereld verteren,
Met klinkende glazen vol Franse wijn,
Zingt mee met de mensen dat hebben ze geiren,
En laat deze nacht nooit ten einde zijn,
Ik wil deze nacht in de straten verdwalen,
De klank van de stad maakt mijn ziel amoureus,
Al heb ik geen geld om plezier te betalen,
Ik vind wel een vrouwke naar mijn keus.
>>694425479
Müde
Und bei dir?
>>694425339
It is now
>>694425479 (You) (You)
>>694425552
It won't work. I promise.
>>694424832
That looks more like an axolotl plush than a crab plush.
>>694424942
Now you're pulling my leg because you switched to using German lyrics.
>>694425479
Tryna start some shit, punk?
>>694425772
Speaking of work I have to go befor I get in trouble
I think theyre conspiring to fire me
Talk to u waifus later
>>694426036
Have fun.
Tomoko=the /waifu/ of choice for fag edgelords
true story
smh tbh fam
>>694425549
Eigentlich ziemlich gut. Mein größtes Problem ist, dass ich innerhalb des nächsten 2 Stunden werde aufstehen müssen, um mir ein Brot zu schmieren.
>>694425624
(You) too!
>>694425818
Never fear, I found a translation:
>Hail to thee in victor's crown,
>Ruler of the fatherland!
>Hail to thee, emperor!
>Feel in the throne's splendor
>The high ecstasy in full
>To be darling of thy people!
>Hail to thee, emperor!
>Neither steed nor mounted knight
>Secure the towering height,
>Where princes stand:
>Love of the fatherland,
>Love of the free man,
>Create the ruler's throne
>Like crags at sea.
>Holy flame, glow,
>Glow and expire not
>For the fatherland!
>Then we all stand
>Valiant for one man
>Gladly fighting and bleeding
>For throne and empire!
>Forever continuing to bloom
>Our flag may wave boldly
>On the high seas!
>Ha, how proud and majestic
>Casts over land and sea
>Widely the German eagle
>Its flaming gaze.
>>694425940
That crab is literally more loved than her.
>>694426232
Even an Akame-claim has the right to speak the truth!
>>694426232
Better than Mine.
>thickest plot armor I've seen, comparable to MC plot armor
>ass pull weapon
>pretty sure she should be dead
Kiddo, please.
>>694426368
What is it supposed to be, the mudkip animal or whatever? I like mudkips.
>>694426232
>coming from an AGK fag
O i am laffing
>>694412705
Michiru > Sachi
