ITT: We obscurely describe video games and try to guess them.
>you steal cars
Good luck
>>693291616
>A merchant sells you a girl
>treat her well or molest
gl
You have an instrument and your a small man except not really
>some dumbfuck kid in a random village
>name literally translates to protagonist, hard fucking work by the devs right there
>some fat drunken dipshit teaches you how to fight
>run around in houses and shit
>HALT! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! then get kicked in the gut by bridge guard
>get bored and kick an old lady in the face
>nobody cares
>random bullshit
>no sleep, only meditation
>beat everybody up to earn trust
>logic.bmp
>go into different realms and fuck those faggots up too
>each realm has their own relic?
>relics get shit on by the "alpha force"
>needless running around
>thrown in jail for a bit by a fag with two flags on his back
>fuck up the alpha force
>fuck up big fighty dragon behind alpha force
>you're winner
>>693291816
slave trade simulator 1792
>>693291616
>ITT: We obscurely describe video games and don't guess them
>>693292587
was good until fucking 404
>>693292129
guitar hero 5
>wake up in small village
>5 shillings for a box of chocolates
>Raiders
>Muh sister
>Become god
>>693291816
Head pats the video game.
>>693292783
rust?
>>693291616
There's a large Battlefield. (4)
Life with a slave - teaching feeling
>You have to defend the ancients.
>>693292939
Tak and the power of juju?
>>693293047
LoL?
>Breeding children for the sole purpose of conscripting them into your army
>>693293058
Yes
>>693292783
Fable. Too easy, bruh
>>693292291
any guesses?
>>693293099
What's so funny?
>>693293185
Yep
>>693292291
oot
>Run through jungle
>Get yelled at by teammates for eating too much
>>693293329
Now i got one for you
> pink hair
>i keep my items in my stomach
> fight pigs
> must find my grandpas Gold bracelet
>>693293433
far from it but kind of close
>>693292291
Mortal Kombat (I forget which one) deception?
>>693293541
Legend of zelda link to the past?
>You play a prince
>Make My Kingdom Great Again
>Ruin it
>Kill the Aryan Race
>Get shot with an arrow by waifu
>Become a king again
>Also demons and shit
>>693293649
Nope.
Hint: Ps1
>>693291616
>>693291816
>>693292129
>>693292291
>>693292783
>>693293047
>>693293116
>>693293526
>>693293541
>>693293681
Holy shit guys. Vary it up. Not every game cn be minecraft, okay?
>>693293681
Was gonna say Fable III but I don't recall being shot with an arrow :(
>>693293595
hell ye mang, and fuck that bridge guard
>this asshole stole your favorite article of clothing
>good thing you have a fucking laser cannon
>>693293275
can i know the name of the character? it is bugging me, kalaban is the only name i can think of that translates
>>693293799
Fable 3 shouldve been shot with an arrow...
>>693293541
Tomba
>>693293541
Tomba!
Walk around collecting rocks as a symbol of power while enslaving animals.
Bang bang
Jaaaccckkkiiieee
Tentacles
>>693293887
Actually true though. The original Fable will always be amazing. Fable II is ehhh and III is as you said
>>693293855
shujinko
>>693294020
Ark
You're gonna look for your son whether you want to or not
>>693294117
Fallout 4
>>693294154
that one was pretty easy mode yeah
>>693294042
>Idk how to greentext
>Be human
>Fall down mountain
>Evil fuck face tries to kill you
>MILF Bait saves you and takes you in
>Decide Route
PUSSY
>Befriend everyone
BADASS
>Kill everyone
>Fall quite a distance onto ground
>Literal nightmare
>Everyone wants to fucking eat us
>It's hard to talk
Don't know if this is easy or hard...
>>693294229
Bruh... Is that... Undertale...?
>>693294077
so m-mortal kombat?
>>693294208
I guess I do then
>>693294229
Undermeme
>>693294229
We've all played Undertale, jackass. There's one of these in every thread, try harder next time.
>>693294229
Undertale
>>693294042
Darkness 2
>you build stuff and survive monsters
Good
Luck
>>693293285
League of Legends you fucking autist
>Wake up on island
>Wtf
>Fuck, died again
>Fly at level 35
>>693294432
Total Miner?
>>693294389
Got em but I was thinking the original sad they made a second one because that was the shortest game I've ever played besides azura on Xbox
>be slav
>fix car
>get lost
>get drunk
>lose grandpa
>>693294291
yep
>>693294478
Tibia?
>>693294553
Shittiest***
>>693294657
Nope
>>693294553
Shittiest**
>>693291616
Driver
>some cuck who can't admit his feelings.
> not a dragon
> daddy issues
> become a dragon
> fight ultimate dragon
> become ultimate dragon
>quit village with dad
>dad kill by asshole
>meet's dad friend at bar
>find asshole who kill dad
>halfgod final battle
>having a party on island
>zombies
>>693291616
Saints row
>>693294657
FlyFF?
>>693294253
Any takers...?
Name the series.
>Cold
>Badass
>Genocidal manic.
>>693294797
Asheron's Call?
>>693294797
Legend of Dragoon?
>>693294877
Kill zone
>>693294895
Correct!
>build a raft with your friends
>giant storm
>use a weird ass sword to try and find your friends after they go missing
>goddamnit dolan heal me
>>693294931
Nope. It's a three game series.
>>693294981
kingdom hearts?
>>693291816
Some weeabo shit
>>693291816
Teaching Feelings
He doesn't sell you the girl, he gives her to you for saving his life.
>>693294877
Gears of war?
>>693293681
Prince of Persia?
>>693291616
Steely Wheelie Automobiley 2
>>693294253
Limbo?
>>693294439
Lol
>>693295076
Nope. Think space.
>>693295046
Yep, Good job!
>>693293047
DOTA bb
>red sweater
>can only run in one direction
>fish ladies
>mind control hats
>become feminist at the end
>>693295175
Mass Effect?
>>693294043
Fable 2 was cool for online play, as limiting as it was
>>693294823
Dead island. Easy mode
>italian guy
>fat friend
>love bitches
>has new family
>kills all members
>fat friend betrays him, but not really
>>693295102
kek
>mos eisley assault was the only decent game mode
...this is almost too easy though i'm sure people will disagree
>>693295175
halo?
>>693295243
battlefront 2
>>693295211
Ding.
>>693295243
Star Wars Battlefront 2.
That level was the shit dude
>>693295050
Correct
>>693294478
Perfect world?
>>693295229
Mafia 2
>>693295243
Star Wars Battlefront
>>693295229
Mafia II
>>693295106
Nope. It's a pretty old game.
>"Rookies start here"
>Fly around, destroy shit,
>Gem combos get up upgrades
>"Death by stereo"
>sister gets taken by bird
>wake up naked
>beat things with rock
>steal peestols
>acquire wood
>survive
This will be fucking impossible and I dare anyone challenge this one
>some guy
>lots of purple in the game
>can morph into (I think 3)? Creatures... One of them is a lizard/centipede kinda thing
>starts with a, ends with o. Two word game.
>ps2 game
>>693295433
rust
2/10 lack of smol penis
>he went to chew ass and kick bubblegum but he was all out of ass
>Father leaves you
>Try to find out what the fuck he was hiding
>Be little kid(s)
>Parents fighting war
>Invasion hits home
>Defend home
>System Shock but underwater
Too easy?
>>693295429
Wind Waker.
>>693294478
ARK
>>693295509
Dick Kickem
>>693295474
Fuck, I played the demo at FYE
>be scientist
>fuck up programme
>avoid tentacles
>run away alot
>get captured by savages
>>693295523
Home Alone 2
>>693295516
black kid simulator
>over 9000 hours for a cape
>>693295652
gorden freeman
>>693295279
>>693295300
ya
aayla secura was broken as shit fuck that bitch lol
>>693295516
Fallout 3.
>>693293842
Tiny and Big: Granpa's leftovers.
>>693295687
Runescape?
>>693295709
tbh i guessed a random battlefront game
>>693295659
Solid guess but the character is white
>>693295750
correct
>>693295702
Nope. think alot older.
>>693295710
Nah. Main character is a girl.
>>693295773
Minecraft?
>prove you didn't kill anyone by killing everyone
>Whiskey
>Cigars
You rape a 11yo girl until she breaks, and knock her up.
>>693295833
cuba: the definitive 1960s collection?
>>693291616
>you are a weird scientist guy
>time jelly
>>693295836
The last of us
>>693295874
Nope
> you rape a mom and her two daughters.
> you get to have an orgy with them once they are broken.
> You will die if they get pregnant.
>wake up, leave cell
>kill demon, ride bird
>lol which way do I go?
>eventually, wolf with sword
>disappointingly easy final boss
>somewhat difficult
>>693295630
Do you know the game?
>>693295836
Minecraft youtuber: The game
>>693294229
Are you a boy or a girl?
>>693295964
dark souls, too easy
>>693295964
Darksouls
>>693295889
Nope. See >>693295948
>>693295964
Fucking Dark Souls you fucking cunt.
>>693295655
All of my KEK!
>sticks
>square
one of the mini games is called shrekleboard
>>693296098
Holocaust Simulator 2k15
>You are killing humanity since the start of the game without realizing it.
>>693295709
obi-wan/ani/mace/dooku/vader/yoda = respectable picks
luke/maul/gg = dirty lowbob spammers
aayla = dumb whore
leia/solo/fetts/chewy = worthless
emperor = god mode
Also shoutout to 'Sketchup' for being the whiniest cunt ever to walk the earth
Have fucked up dreams.
Fuck with time.
>>693295948
Rapelay
>>693296098
Shrek the Third for Ps2
>Be sentient ball of sand
>Change landscape to your whim
>Niglets worship you
>dragon attack your village
>become zombie
>summon /b/tards asshole to fight
>kill dragon
>become god
>some random dude who wants to play football
>meet xzibit because reasons
>pick up players
>fuck up the whole city
>kick the shit out of actually nfl players
>holy shit you're literally the football god
>get told you're pretty good by randy moss
>end game mode
>>693296411
Dragon's Dogma
>>693291616
>build shit
>not FUCKING minecraft
>>693296393
From dust
>>693296474
Lego Star Wars
>>693295204
I forgot the name, but that sounds too familiar.......
>>693296474
Terraria?
>>693296491
You got it, man.
>>693296459
yes
>Stunning graphics
>cool enemies
>fashion
>all anyone ever talks about is that one tree with testicles
>the darkness isn't your friend
>if it's bigger than you, run
>>693296596
Dark souls 3?
>>693296596
Dank souls 3?
>>693296171
Spec ops:The Line?
>>693296450
Every Madden game?
>Be kid
>Go to town
>Fat mayor tells you to look for a lost kid
>k wtf
>zombies
>Zoo?
>>693296717
Nah. In Spec Ops you know what you are shooting at.
>IIt's like Skyrim with Slavs
>>693295204
Abe's oddesey?
>>693294253
>>Fall quite a distance onto ground
>>Literal nightmare
>>Everyone wants to fucking eat us
>>It's hard to talk
>Everyones got metal trousers
>Follow me
>We should really form a union
Apparently it was hard.
>>693296665
You a winna, hahaha
>>693296829
stalker?
>You're a space marine
>Kill demons
You already know the game, but which one?
>>693291616
>Messing around by a pool
>Best friend turns into a ferret with goggles
>>693296654
Heart of Darkness
>>693295474
Alter Echo
>Kill things in order to kill bigger things
>Kill bigger things to kill even bigger things
>Kill even bigger things to kill huge things
>Make things out of their corpses
>>693296991
space hulk?
>>693297000
nice trips, but nah
Again with more info.
>have fucked up dreams
>fuck with time
>drink a lot
>wear a leather jacket
>hazmat team unit
>go around base shooting the shit out of mutants
>one of your teammies gets his head ripped off
>next level is annoying wave of headcrap ripoffs
>meet with actual soldiers
>useless shit
>you need to find a way to get into the area that closed off on you where the 2 other fucks are
>one guy gets fucked up against a window
>other guy turns into mutant
>kill em
>find more hazmats
>4 of em die at once by this huge mutant alien thing
>fifth guy gets blown up and falls down an elevator shaft or some shit
>you turn into a mutant
>find the antidote
>you can change between human and mutant now
>fuckinglogic.jpg
>kill a whole bunch of black ops
>find this alien guy
>voiced by marilyn manson
>destroy energy cores of base or some stupid shit
>GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE YOU'RE ON A TIMER
>get whirlwinded outside near where base was
>huge base literally just turns to fucking dust
>crop circles n shit
>>693296932
>Stallker is like fallout with slavs
kompot/10
would squat again
But no
>>693297022
Spore
>>693296992
Fuckin Jack and Daxter?
>>693296778
very close but no
>>693296991
Doom
>>693293116
Thats some fire emblem shit
>>693297072
Max Payne?
>>693296991
>>693297161
doom 2
>>693297123
Nah
>Your mother is trying to kill you
>Satan is more helpful then fucking angels
>Throw your arm when you're out of options
>First boss is a stained glass window.
>>693297045
Actually, Space Hulk 3
>>693297125
That was quick
>>693297184
Yup
>>693297229
Binding of Isaac?
>>693297229
Binding of Isaac
>>693295529
bioshock?
>>693294554
jalopy
>>693297229
The binding of Isaac.
Easy
>>693297218
Close
>Your family is dead
>You always look like you have to fart
>>693297238
medievil
>>693297312
Yeah
>>693297355
Max Payne
>>693297248
>Ferret with goggles
That's the only game I know of lol
>>693295833
Dishonored
>>693297077
no guesses?
>>693297005
Oh snap... You win. Pretty unpopular and underrated game. Didn't know anyone would get that one.
>fall into whirlpool
>look at world, beat bosses
>nothing like first game besides gameplay
>compare to first game and realise its awful
>too easy
>dlc boss nigh unbeatable
>>693297077
>>693297490
Dark Sector?
>>693291616
>Guy in metal armour and hoodie tries to take over the world
>becomes a god
>hundreds of people trying to stop him
>can only play as four people at a time tho
>>693297538
Dark Souls II
>>693297538
God of war3?
>You're a little demon
>Move cubes around
>Score points when pips match number of cubes.
>>693297589
...Fantastic Four?
>>693297589
The fantastic four
>>693297600
Correct
>>693297589
Assasin's Creed.
Not sure which part though.
>>693291616
>little doggo's
>>693295133
What's so funny ?
>>693292291
i give up. what is it.
>>693297585
similar but no
>get off of my bus
>kill every faggot you see
>find hidden treasure who was shit
>>693297684
Nintendogs?
>>693297742
Borderlands
>>693297730
>>693297077
Area 51
>>693297797
fuck yeah
>Walk around
>Locked doors
>You killed your wife
GO!
>baby baby baby
>>693292939
Battlefield4?
>made of cloth
>big black vacuum cleaner is terrorizing the world
>old weirdo named davinci helps you defeat the big black vacuum cleaner
>>693297680
No
>>693297639
Close
>evil bitch tries to take all power from your kingdom
>kill her with gardening tools
>you fall in a mountain
>there are monsters and a flower
>>693296829
No one guessed yet. I'm dissapointed.
>>693297022
Katamari damacy?
>>693297862
LBP3
>>693294042
The darkness
>>693297279
>>693297310
>>693297320
Yeah. That one was easy.
>driving a spaceship
>collect the colored blocks, don't hit the grey.
>music
>>693297871
Marvel Ultimate Aliance?
>Be German
>Go to forest
>Three girls
>Castle Sex
>>693292468
kek
>>693296450
nfl street 2
>>693297964
Yea
>>693297920
You kill things in that game??
>>693297936
What is Audiosurf
>>693297932
*LBP2
>friend dies a lot
>tornado
>kill friend to stop tornado
>>693297936
Audio surf
>>693297932
Damn it. Off by one twice
>>693298102
Life is Strange
>you fall into a place with monsters
>to escape you need a monster soul but they dissapear
> You battle in a world where the rules are governed by a bastardized version of conway's game of life and some simple newtonian physics. There's only a few power-ups and it's really fucking hard.
>>693297695
League of Legends you fucking autist
>just like GTA
>But with more yellow folks
>>693298154
Haha noobs
>>693298247
Lol
>>693298278
Hit n Run nigga
>>693298278
Sleeping Dogs
>>693298278
Sleeping Dogs
>no one actually cares about playing the game
>hats
>>693298278
yakuza
>>693298359
tf2
>live in shithole
>cyka blyat
>>693298359
TF2
>>693298065
Yes. I'm bad at this.
>everything is covered in shit
>splurge everything
>>693298278
Simpson game
>>693298278
sleeping dogs
>>693291616
>Pirate Wrist Knives
>>693298359
TF2easy2guess
>>693298398
Slav Simulator
>Animal that eats flies
>Start in a cartoon, end by dropping a tv on the boss' head
>Americans will never know how shitty their voice actor was
>>693298321
This guy gets it. Very good
>>693298337
>>693298385
Partial credit for racism
>>693298448
Assassins creed black fags.
>>693294248
Mods or sauce
>>693298041
I doubt all those people I rolled up are living happily inside a ball of fusing hydrogen
>>693298507
Kek yeah
>A bunch of 12 year old Russian's tell you they've fucked your mother.
>Very popular game
>>693298595
CS:GO
>>693298595
CSGO
>>693298595
Dota2 or CS:GO
>>693298595
Every game on exbox live?
>>693298595
DOTA2
>>693296011
A child
>Old arcade game
>Healthcode violations
>Ingredients out to get ya
>>693298595
ifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmumifukurmum
>>693297830
Persona 3
> yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
>>693298489
Gex?
Godmode
>you are a ball
>do puzzles
>what is gravity?
>>693298595
CSGTFO
>>693298684
BurgerTime
>>693298709
kula world
>>693298709
Kula World!
>>693298686
DanielFromSL is great
>>693298709
Super Monkey Ball
>>693294802
Fallout 3
>murder
>Fuck Russians
>like seriously, fuck those commie fucks
>a detective kills everyone you played as
>>693294802
Fallout New vegas
>>693291616
>Like the last one with better graphics
>>693298798
>>693298810
Jesus Christ guys go outside
>>693298102
Life is strange
okay here's another one
>squid hentai
good luck
>>693298701
Correct. I saw a video of the American version of that game and man, did you guys miss out.
>>693298865
Heavy Rain?
>>693298957
Splatoon
>Online game
>People don't fucking know how to build a good team.
>>693298850
>>693298907
nope, not even close
>find out that asshole is your brother
>>693298972
Nope
>>693298957
squirtoon
Be hacker
Hack the mafia
Niece dies
Revenge quest with weedo
>>693298783
Good.
A little harder this time. Still an old arcade game.
>No reloadzies
>Tank is battering ram
>>693299011
lol, dota, tf2, cs, cod, battlefield, halo,
>>693298925
>>693299041
Watch dogg
>cant kill civillians
>cocain
>cockaroach
>>693299096
Metal Slug?
>>693299011
Overwatch?
>>693293649
>>693294542
Holly kek
>>693299113
Should have been more specific, but none of those.
>>693299172
Yes.
>go to this festival in the middle of the desert and race cars
>>693298971
Ye, PAL version is superior
>>693299227
motorstorm?
>Have like 5 people or some shit
>Get resources
>Build shit
>Level up jobs
>Get more people
>Fuck you goblin dude
>Dogs in the distance
>>693294253
Cave story?
>>693299276
Yeah
>cars
>ball
this should be really easy
>Wear 18 helmets and eat dog food
>Somehow the greatest soldier ever
>>693297990
Komm nach Unteralterbach, meine freunde.
>ALWAYS VEST N1
>A zebra, a bear, a deformed tiger, and two swans kill a communist mafia
>>693299167
Yeah I guess that wasn't hard. Alright another arcade game.
>Who are you?
>You're the man/woman who...
>I like the way you kicked my ass so I'm coming with you.
>>693296829
I'll be going away now.
It's The Witcher.
>>693296171
What about this one, eh?
