Rekt Thread v2
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Rekt Thread v2
>>692228337
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>692228638
this pasta always cracks me up
This shit crazy
>>692228676
Mobile meth lab
>>692229896
My SummerFag is showing abort thread
>>692229528
There was a reason he fell out of the nest.
>>692228337
I didn't see it get caught on anything, why did the chopper just break like that?
>>692228572
>They will all think it was an accident
>>692230602
there's a very thin swinging wire on the left
>>692228337
why did that dude in the back pull the chord
>>692230005
that spooked me, not gonna lie
>>692230252
This is really satisfying
>>692229860
If he hadn't crashed into that car, he would have run into those people and fallen down the hill.
>>692230100
Fucking bikers, man.
>>692230431
The guy was already on fire, did they really have to beat him up?
Some people, seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDj5hpVsVV0
muh nigga
>>692232997
>I'll steal some old joke for those sweet responses
cringe
>>692228846
Fake and gay.
>>692231313
MODS MODS
>>692228464
damn
who ever you are, poster.
you've got some solid filenames man ill give it to you
>>692230704
What was he trying to accomplish?
>>692232728
Kripp got a tan?
>>692230959
russia summarized in one video.
>>692230005
Got me
>>692231313
What is dis
>>692231388
LOL
Filenames are gold, thanks kind dumping anon.
>>692229206
wew lad
>>692228337
Where'd you learn to fly?
>>692232585
How is that a quickscope? Nigga, you gotta rename your shit to something that makes sense.
>>692230602
Guyed wires holding the tower up.
Have any failed robberies?
>>692228974
Fucking hell, that guy is a force of nature.
>>692234816
gotchu senpai
>>692228974
Lvl 101 now
>>692230959
Link to original video?
>>692233017
>Woah, that was a close one, eh Charlie?
>...Charlie?
>>692235108
kek
>>692228974
Story? I've seen this a few times but I've never asked.
>>692234981
RektAnon is love, RektAnon is life.
>>692233339
I agree with you, but do you have to use "cringe" for everything? Learn a new word already.
>>692231150
If that jello-like thing was colored, I'd be scared shitless. But since its white its ok.
>no racial
>>692233422
isnt this move banned in ufc
>>692231313
Im lactose intolerant you didn't get me
>>692234718
Well, what'd you fucking expect?
>>692235294
Thank you based crane.
>>692235784
Holy shit that, flawless victory.
>>692231220
good, fuck those assholes
>>692230431
whatever happened to stop drop and roll
>>692229344
what did he step on?
>>692236487
touched electric wire
>>692229397
What? Explain please???
>>692231535
wow
>>692229344
checked.
they also ran into a electric line. not nerve gas
>>692228464
SHIT NATURE, YOU CRAZY!!!
>>692234147
He livelinked on reddit trying to get fame.
>>692232320
that's bullshit
>>692232108
Pretty interesting how this happens, basically the engine hydrolocs on fuel then blows up
>>692235784
The very definition of a suckerpunch.
>>692232499
Just saying if that anti-riot person hadnt shown up at that moment then the grenade would have killed a lot more people
>>692237337
My dick after seeing all the deaths
>>692229140
Luckiest mother fucker in the world.
>>692228337
this was so fucking bad
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>692234723
dat filename. kek.
>>692229602
Well he hit 2/3, better luck next time.
>>692235784
>Takes his pants off to fight
>>692230112
spooky
>>692230100
nice, hate it when assholes on bikes think its a-ok to just ride down the centerline without giving way to anyone
>>692237387
no, it's not, the big guy came for violence and the little was ready, he was staring straight at him and the little guy struck first, ask any nigger, suckerpunch is from behind or the side.
fucking moron.
>>692229770
Holy shit. How didn't he die?
>>692229072
>>692230005
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOPE
>>692233326
sv650 my nigga
>>692229397
>trust me, I'm a doctor
>>692229072
>Dat poor Chinese build quality.
>>692230959
>when da boosters dont engage
>>692229528
Top kek
>>692238151
That's not it either, retard. A sucker punch is an unannounced punch to the solar plexus, punching the air out of you and leaving you defenseless.
If you're going to call out some other anon on their bullshit, at least get your shit right, idiot.
>>692229397
Trust me am doctor
>>692234327
filename kek
>>692228974
never fuck with a best buy employee
>>692238668
holy shit
>>692231076
Filename makes me kek
>>692229206
that is pretty much the exact same thing that happens to deer and elk when you get a clean heart shot on them. Stupid fucking monkey.
>>692234723
kek for filename and vid
love your filenames as well anon
>>692229397
Orthopedic surgery is remarkably brutal. It's basically carpentry with human flesh.
>>692228974
This motherfucker just leveled up!
>>692238182
Human brains don't work like TWD would have you believe, where any scratch to it would immediately kill you. The brain can take much more damage than you imagine and still function, though probably with some lasting effects.
>>692232320
yeah, if you watch the full video you'll see that the bike is speeding hard with the cop on his tail, lights and sirens on for 5 minutes and the bike just ignores him, does a bunch of dangerous passing then wonders why the cop is pissed
>>692236467
I don't know, but one of my biggest fears besides a black hole eating our solar system is that i catch fire and stop drop roll doesn't even work a little.
>>692238182
Blade didn't penetrate his skull; tip just lodged in the bone.
>>692238643
What a nice guy closing the doors on the tank for him.
>>692236800
Shit is stuck in guy's leg. Doctor is a fucking caveman. Put it together yet?
>>692234327
saddest video on the internet
>>692229072
I love how the 2nd guy is just kinda bummed. Not freaked out or looking down the shaft or anything.
>>692236800
this is a legit medical procedure.
Check out knee replacements on youtube
>>692228974
What's this guy's fucking power level?
>>692235294
not gonna lie. watching mudslimes die is satisfying.
>>692229860
Why was he hauling dick into the hairpin? He had brakes the whole time, he almost grabbed too much front right before he chewed bumper.
>>692239400
Wrong, the police car didn't have a siren, and it didn't even look like an official vehicle. Even the plates were civilian.
You can even see the "aw, fuck!" motion the biker does when he realized it was a cop car. He pulled over right after realizing it.
>>692236182
>gets sucker punched
>flawless
>>692234479
>meanwhile, in south korea
>>692238643
sorry bout that bro, let me fix that for you.
>>692234327
>That fat she boon running over and shoving her phone camera in his face
That is the worst part.
>>692235807
Im not sure if this was ufc.
>>692234327
WEW LAD THATS GONNA TRIGGER A LOT OF YOU CUCKS
>>692236280
is this pike's peak?
>>692239425
>actually being afraid of a black hole eating our solar system during his lifetime
You're a retard, you know?
>>692234718
I guess that wasn't "base"
>>692231670
Holy shit that was awesome, someone get that kid a contract.
>>692235156
on a serious note; brazillian off-duty cops are fucking heroes. They also tend to land the sickest spinal shattering shots out there, it's a beautiful thing.
>>692239604
Just saying, there's no clean and easy way to get that kind of shit out of there without applying some force, or cutting open half of the guy's leg. Just because it looks brutal doesn't mean it's wrong.
>>692238643
>boop
>>692235942
pff fuckin casual as fuck
>>692228464
That was NOT the first fucking time that cheetah killed an alligator. What a god damn bad ass.
>>692240275
That's not what a sucker punch is, you simpleton.
>>692240578
aye
>>692228572
I'm not gonna lie... She's pretty hot
>>692232940
so no one's gonna say anything about the guy who got hit so hard he split into two people?
>>692241164
>jaguar
>>692241432
We hear it every thread, man. Get a new joke or get the fuck out.
>>692228974
This fucker found the bullshark testosterone
>>692241514
even the ref gets it lol
sauce?
>>692232585
I need to brush up on my sandnigger. What happened here?
>>692234147
Natural selection
>>692230602
>>692230602
footage of terrorist attack
>>692237547
I'm not sure. I think he would have been a bit luckier to not get stopped by a landslide. Or to not be stuck in a flood. And I do both of those almost every day.
>>692242135
assault wires
>>692233156
George, not the livestock....
>>692230431
>>692230503
These men are already on fire,no need to beat these guys up.
>>692238182
human skull is pretty tough
>>692229397
>"You may feel some soreness after the procedure."
>>692229896
shit. you got me
>>692236021
Hi five bro
>>692229602
this is all the first biker's fault.
>>692228974
Fucking beast mode engaged!
>>692231313
This genuinely makes me sad
>>692232940
so much force the guy in grey duplicated
>>692228974
>25 second mark
>kicks the fucking board in half as it's being swung at him
fucking hell
>>692229896
You fuck.
>>692231313
Fucking sicko.
>>692235139
So many "smart" people scratching their heads after that one haha
>>692231571
This kills the brain
>>692232108
yaay you won, don't you feel like a winner
>>692243676
jesus, dodged a fuckin bullet there
>>692243910
did that in gta5 once
>>692229860
>HE NEED SOME MILK
>>692243451
The saddest part is not that you're using a worn out joke, but that you're not even telling it with grace. Kill yourself.
>>692229248
I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that.
>>692228572
He lit her chest up, where the fuck was the cigarette?
>>692234260
Summarised* you dumb fucking muritard. Stop raping the language we gave you.
>>692243552
What are you even trying to say? You mean to say that the people who put together that rocket aren't smart?
>>692239604
Zero technique or finesse. Absolute monkey.
>>692230252
easier with a red hot needle
>>692244307
who is this?
>>692244012
More like a truck.
>>692242280
>>692233994
story?
>>692244628
Probably static
>>692244697
Shouldn't you be in bed you tea nigger?
>>692231854
Nah fuck that webm. I'm a bitch, I'll admit to getting some shit caught in my throat the first time I saw it. But that is fucked, and the number one reason I now hate sand niggers.
I'm the preveyor of the one-two rule. You get your gun, and you pop em twice in the head. Thats a respectful and equal death. Don't matter who it is, thats how a person should go out. As quick as possible. This shit, this shit just makes me sad to be alive and is the reason I nuke middle eastern countries in Grand Strategy Games.
Sincerely, New-Fag.
>>692235311
Gypsys seem to have picked the wrong mark to swindle.
They sold him some bunk tires or some shit.
They want his money and this Bulgarian aint havin it.
>>692229140
That's obviously the result of a landslide, not a meteor strike.
>>692232108
He kept control of it very well.
>>692244704
Correct.
>>692232382
THAT NIGGER FUCKING BOUNCED! HE DIDN'T SPLAT.
>>692228638
Go back to tumblr
>>692244628
it's her back thats on fire ..she was making a good escape until he tries to "help" by removing the nozzle.
>>692245119
Then you're wrong. Those people are way smarter than you, or me.
>>692228638
>>692231758
>Harlem_School_of_Witchcraft_and Wizardry.webm
>>692233017
Lucky
>>692243832
black people.... they dont have brains to begin with.
>>692244628
Static ignited the nozzle, when the guy pulled it out, he sprayed lit gasoline on the girl.
It's not even that hard to follow, you must be a special kind of retard.
>>692244950
you're such an idiot
landslides NEVER happen in the rain
>>692233422
I miss the old ufc, seemed more like and early nineties fighting arena movie. eg blood sport or kick boxer.
>>692245624
Not for the guy who got flattened.
>>692233660
Stealing WoW item drop
>>692233994
Where the fuck did this happen? lol
>>692245796
Right, and accidents never happen on the highway. And idiocy never happens in /b/.
>>692228974
of fucking course he won he was fighting fat faggots
>>692235294
Bottom right at 17 seconds, sandnigger trips on a head kek
>>692229481
wait, there's no niggs involved in this fight?
>>692240523
Doubtful. Unlike newfags, such as yourself. Most here don't bother playing it, as we've seen it dozens of times. It's old news, nigger.
>>692244930
>>692232785
literally why I always walk facing traffic.
>>692246087
Not even a head, it's a piece of cloth or something. But I'll do you one better:
Almost at the center of the screen just before the crane falls down, that kid pushed his mother out of the way just in time, but he got splattered all over the place.
>>692244906
Well since it's morning in the civilised world (also the correct spelling), I'm catching up on some rekt before work.
>>692242596
kek
>>692228464
>Loosing at your own game
>>692246488
Would that be the civilized world that voted to leave the EU because people were too stupid to know what they were voting for?
>>692242314
You're so witty and original. So is the anon that said it earlier.
>>692234327
I would love to try 3guys1hammer on that nigger
>>692234842
Hope the fuck in the blue gets brain damage
>>692229397
>8,000$ surgical grade sledge hammer...
>>692246043
man, you really are oblivious, aren't you
>>692244192
Nerve gas gets em every damn time. Sad really.
>>692236019
Fencing pose. Nice.
>>692246432
Re-watched and noticed it was cloth, my bad anon.
But holy fuck thank you for that, that's true love
>>692228974
>>692232195
there she goes
>>692246713
No, it's the civilised world that chose to leave the EU because people have had it. Still beats murifatland in literally every way. Well exept nigger rapes and handgun murders obviously.
Murica got rekt in a rekt thred. /thred
*drops mic*
>>692230100
man, he launches his bitch into the back of that car....
>>692235294
thats fake muslims are not terrorists obama said
>>692247340
London has a Muslim mayor....the national food is Curry...you pump up the Royal family for no reason other than pageantry...why is it better again?
Oh yeah and your monarchy is all a bunch of Germans.
>>692236467
well, stop drop and roll is imperial
>they're metric over there
>>692246900
>>692230790
shhh.. shhh.. no more flapping, only bird
>>692238668
This guy did in fact died
>>692247340
>/thread
>*drops mic*
>in the same post
Calm down, anon. It's not entirely your fault that your people are ignorant fools with the foresight of a goldfish on political matters.
>>692230100
dumb bikers
>>692231758
that fucking filename
>inb4 that one nigger with a glock
>>692235433
ive heard a lot of cars in other countries run on propane. could that be the case?
>>692247770
