ITT: Name the ONE asinine thing that drives you to a frothing rage. The more pointless and idiotic, and the more explosive your reaction, the better.
I cant fucking STAND it when people throw trash out of their car window. I dont give a fuck about the planet, its an issue of entitlement. A few years ago my ex threw an empty pack of gum out of my car window and I screeched to a halt and made her get out, walk back, and pick it up.
People walking slowly side by side on the pavement and blocking you from getting past. I want to smash them in the teeth with a hammer
Faggots like OP
>>687929626
Social
Justice
Warriors
Minorities
Migrants
Jews
Jews that push for migrants in White countries but not their country
Minorities again
Hot Weather
Humidity
Gun Grabbers
Socialists
Leftists of any sort not mentioned
Jews again
People that own dogs and let them bark all day
Loud car mufflers
That one jack ass that has to ride is motorcycle through my block at midnight as loud as possible
People that don't leash their dogs when I'm out walking with my children
People that don't pick up after their dogs
Jews again
...that's off the top of my head.
People that dont use a tinker when turning.
I can't believe nobody has said Muslims yet
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>>687929626
people who say 'lost' to show amusement outside of YLYL threads.
>>687931593
People that use the word tinker for blinker
>>687930365
>>687930953
You faggots failed this exercise. I brand you as Double Niggers. Never return.
>>687930148
Its that entitlement shit. Some idiots believe that the ground they walk on should be sacred and inviolate.
>>687931593
Describe your reaction.
>>687931933
Lost
>>687931613
Kek
>>687932123
people who answer separately to EVERY reply in a thread
>>687932124
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>687930953
People who completely ignore set theory and state specifications in their list even though they are implied in former points, not to mention repetitions
this is formally uninformative
People who put their grocery cart in the middle of the aisle when they're looking at stuff on the shelf, so I can't go around.
>>687929626
Fuckers who text "k".
>>687931933
lost
>>687932641
k :)
>>687931933
Check'd
>Be you
>Paying for random shit at gas station
>Cashier makes random banter
>You jokingly return banter
>You hear a scoff from behind you
>Turn to see neckbeard supremo behind you in line, chuckling at your joke.
>As you make eye contact, her swipes crumbs from the lapel of his trenchcoat and says, "Fuckin lost, m8."
What is your reaction?
>>687932641
whats the problem? Its pretty time efficient and yields a high amount of classification information - you dont expect a texting driver to answer you formally, do you?
>>687932112
You beat me to it!
>>687932502
Also people who I'm surprised can tie their own shoes take their overflowing cart through self checkout and can't figure out how to pay with their WIC checks.
People chewing loudly.
There's also this one daft cunt that walks a unit around the hospital circle drive and there have been more than one fender benders due to her.
Lawns. Like what is the fucking point? They waste time and energy, water, seeds, and look stupid. Why not a forest or clover field? You don't have to maintain either and they look great. Fucking hell. Are humans trying to play God or something? What's wrong with an overgrown yard? What about the expense of a lawnmower which is completely unnecessary? This wasteful, fucking stupid cultural phenomenon irks me to no end, like every moment I'm just sitting there fucking livid about this insane bullshit.
I need to see a therapist
>>687932641
What if you asked them, "What is the 11th letter of the alphabet?"
Hear the sound of friction between two fabrics drives me up the fucking wall.
people who asks me why i wear a scarf
>>687931933
Lost
Ppl who chew gum visibly or *shudder* audibly.
> grossest habit known to man
>>687932641
I agree
>>687932965
They forgot to teach that in niggerschool
>>687932985
This. This is the kind of stupid fucking reply I was looking for.
Never stop hating lawns, you fuckin amazing creature.
When people reply to requests on /b/ by saying "not your personal army" when you know it's just a newfag with no hacking ability saying it
Drivers that don't use their blinkers.
Driver's who aren't considerate to move to the right of the lane when making a turn (so the the car behind him can drive past) and instead take up the whole fucking lane.
>>687932802
>>687932476
People who try to act better than others on the internet
>>687933335
Hnnnnng you almost got quints you glorious faggot.
>>687932985
>Lawns
No, this is pretty based. Even when I was younger, I refused to mow the lawn each and every single time - and wild vegetation is superior in every conceivable way.
I guess its just another way of fucking social etiquette, it shows that you have control over your life if you have control over your grass... and shit
Mothers that stop where they are with prams or shopping trolleys to talk with someone the know. Don't move to the side or out the way, just block the way for everyone with their insipid and inane chatter.
Want to smash their cunting faces in
those overprotected special snowflakes who change their clothes UNDER their towels in the men's gym locker room.
WTF, like someone is going to jump your bones? Even if you are at all attractive. You look like a douche. In my day, they didn't even have individual shower stalls, everybody had to shower in one big room.
talking in a movie theater
>>687932935
Yeah, displays of passive aggression are gutless and quietly destructive, but the efficiency makes it all worthwhile.
You twat.
>>687933232
Hey thanks you made my drunken night
>>687932985
>>687933569
you know, some people actually like to use their gardens for stuff, in which case its a lot easier not to have to wade through a lot of unkempt grass
>>687933232
This is beautiful
>>687933408
Does this really happen? On MY /b/?
>>687933628
OP here. Theres that entitlement bullshit, again. Motherfuckers feel they have Manifest Destiny on every fuckin space on the planet.
>>687930953
You're so cool
>>687933359
Then they can't see any traffic coming from the left cause your impatient ass is blocking their view, fuckball.
People who pronounce chipotle "chi-POL-te". Can these fuckbeasts even read? I rage internally so hard about it.
I really hate people who don't turn the light out when they leave a room, especially for the last time of the day.
>>687933762
Hating lawns is irrational. Thats the point of this thread. Contribute or fuck off.
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>>687933628
this is the most british thing i've ever read
>>687932985
im glad im not alone!
>>687933710
>passive aggression is bad
>twat
pick one
>>687929626
Passive aggressive motherfuckers that aren't straight up about how they trying to bring you down, and they just lie to your face regarding who they are.
>>687932476
I have to meet you.
>>687934129
How was that passive in any way? Anon straight up called you a twat, because you are a fuckin twat.
>>687934007
What the fuck are you talking about?
They want to make a right turn. Why would they need to see the left side of them?
>>687933628
This is misogyny
>>687929626
Jackasses who just leave their shopping cart whereever they please in the grocery store parking lot.
>Be me
>Publix on college campus
>Frat guy loads 30 racks of natty into his car
>Watching him the whole time
>Lazily pushes his cart far enough out of the way of his car, not returning it to the cart area
>Put up middle finger as he backs out and idles daddy's BMW up to me
>He rolls down the window
>"Hey buddy what's that for?"
>You're a piece of shit, you left your cart where it will damage someone else's car
>He wasn't expecting someone to call him, so he blurts out the dumbest shit
>"Where do the carts go?"
>I point 10 yards away to the cart spot right there dumbass
>"Do you work here"
>Do I look like I work here? Clean up after yourself
>>687934107
Thanks for validating my insanity
>>687934050
People who pronounce Valentines Day Valentimes Day.
>>687932641
I hate pieces of shit like you, I don't want to talk to you more than I have to.
>>687934325
Turning onto an arterial road.
>>687934107
Not if it is not hating of the lawns itself, but the moral obligation to have this lawn trimmed and cleaned up from every living thing except for grass.
Thats pretty comprehensible
I hate how you Yankee doodles pronounce aluminium and herbal
>>687934264
in what way is active aggression easier to justify than passive?
>>687932990
lost
>>687934050
>>687934411
>libary
Obliviously chewing with mouth open.
I almost can't control myself.
>>687934431
wait, do you hate fuckers that say "k" or do you hate people that hate fuckers that say "k"?
guns
or rather, people who completely warp their sense of right and wrong around their desire to justify owning and using guns. The ones for whom EVERY shooting is justified, no matter how slight the provocation.
also, the people who just don't think that guns are that big a deal. The ones who think that it's okay to draw a weapon over a minor argument when there's at most been a bit of pushing and shoving. I just want to grab them by the shoulders and shake them while screaming 'they're not fucking toys you stupid fucking child. You draw them ONLY as a last resort.', but it wouldn't do any good.
People who do dangerous shit that have effects on other people.
Like Anti vaxxers. If you wanna die a horrible death from the mumps sure go right ahead I dont want you on this planet anyway you fucknugget.
But when a persons ego is derived from their blatant disregard of common sense and being against the norm is going to kill their children, then they should be forcibly removed from society, sterilized and put into labour camps.
>>687934478
If the light is red, then they should be moving closer into the turns anyway.
If it's green light (which is what I was talking about), there should be plenty of room for them to move over. It's not a problem at all. They are just being inconsiderate.
>>687934486
I would still call that irrational. A clean-cut lawn is undeniably visually pleasing, hence its popularity. Its not a social construct that people are "forced" to adhere to. Its a choice.
And dont throw HOA regulation bullshit at me. If you cared that much about individuality, you wouldnt live in an HOA controlled neighborhood.
People like my boss who tell white lies to get their way. She really pisses me off since I can't just call her out because I could lose my job. For instance she and her husband paid for the housekeeper and I to watch separate houses. Reason being that the female and male dog can't be around each other, she might get pregnant. No, I fucking brought that bitch home from her getting spayed! Neither the housekeeper nor I get to take vacation time while she's gone and we're not going to be swamped, because I have to feed the dog that lives 40 miles away from the other!
>>687932985
Damn straight. Lawns are retarded.
Water, fertilise, mow, do not use, repeat.
Retarded.
>>687935049
This. It's one thing to hate them, but it's another thing to call them irrational and think that other people are stupid for having lawns.
>>687934657
I wasnt justifying shit. My point was that Anon calling you a twat wasnt passive, which is what you asserted.
>>687933359
Dividing a single lane in to two so your impatient ass won't have to tap the brake while they make the turn is safer than what you desire. You are in a car. You are already getting to your destination about as fast as you should be. The extra 1/2 of a second that them slowing down took out of your day isn't worth getting your jimmies riled.
>>687934538
Hey, I hear you limey cunts pronounce methane as MEE-thane. How do you pronounce 'methamphetamine'?
People who ask questions then get pissed when they get the answer they didn't want to hear.
Or when they interrupt you just as you started asking you and change the subject.
>>687935279
>Dividing a single lane in to two so your impatient ass won't have to tap the brake while they make the turn is safer than what you desire.
Sometimes the lane is fucking huge, and they'll still stay in the middle. It's safe for them to move over. I am not sure why you are defending people lacking spatial awareness.
One of the state politicians in South Australia, Tom Koutsantonis, always sounds like he has too much saliva in his mouth. Whenever he is interviewed, he has to pause every 15-20 seconds to slurp up the excess slobber in his mouth. It's fucking gross.
>>687935049
Precisely because a clean-cut lawn is popular, it is not inherently pleasing, but the standard, thus the reference point of every lawn judgement.
I'd rather look at this than at a non-special, boring, uninteresting (since there is no difference to each and every lawn at all)
>>687935569
When you've got something awesome to contribute to the conversation but they won't shut the fuck up. By the time you can get a word in edgewise, too much time has passed.
>>687934538
I say the h in herb because it's there. How do you say it?
Al-lum-in-inny-um is how you cunts say aluminum, right?
>>687934883
I hate the pieces of shit who think mindless babble is important.
>>687935702
Yaa ma boii!! You get me like no one else
>>687932641
this, I hate this shit. I'd rather if they didn't say anything at all.
People who ask for your advice on something and then literally completely ignore it.
Like what the fuck's the point in asking then?
>>687935049
What do you think the word irrational means?
>>687936164
are you sure they are asking for advice?
some people just want to vent (especially women) and they are not asking for advice, just somebody to listen.
>>6879301
my sides
>>687935421
I'll start saying meh-thane if you pronounce aluminium with the correct number of syllables.
seriously, I don't mind other Americanisms like using 'trash' instead of 'rubbish', or 'diaper' instead of 'nappy'. Even using the same word pronounced slightly differently isn't so bad (although why you have to say herbal with a French accent I will never understand). But using almost the same word but with the wrong number of syllables really grates on my nerves.
>>687936388
I hate British English too, it sounds wrong to me.
>>687936023
Thanks, but I assume there are certain lawn-lovers around here
>>687934910
this. People who don't seem to understand that their stupidity will have actual consequences disgust me. although I suppose that's just a more generalised extension of what I wrote here >>687934895
I'm a swefag who hates when people say "schex" instead of "kex". (kex=biscuit, schex is like saying "schiscuit)
It makes me wanna rip their tongue out so that they can never fucking speak.
>>687935920
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES, I FUCKING HATE THIS.
Holy shit, specially when they are talking out their ass and you just want to fucking destroy them intellectually but they keep cutting you off every time you try to counter them becuase the god damn topic is quantum physics and you say "The higgs boson causes gravity."
NO YOU FUCKING MORON, THE FUCKING HIGGS FIELD GIVES THINGS RESTING MASS. YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMBSHIT TWEAKER!
>>687932985
This guy, i fucking love this guy! The level of anger over suburban ornamentation. Yeah! Fuck those conformist asshats.
>>687935995
I just really don't know.
In principle, you could hate both of them, so my question is valid
>>687935702
I completely agree with you, and there are places that you can accomplish such a thing.
I argue against your assertion that a clean-cut lawn is not inherently pleasing, tho. If it was NOT inherently pleasing, it would not be the default.
>>687936847
>>687935920
Im with you niggers on this one. Holy fucking shit. You should not have to literally tell someone to shut the fuck up in order to get a word in edge-wise.
>>687933628
Yeah. I'm in Maryland, US. Most inconsiderate fuckheads ever here. I've actually seen women doing what you said but in the MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN ROAD. Like there aren't two ton hunks of metal speeding through this thing that could easily kill me and my baby. also runners in the road when there's a perfectly good sidewalk right fucking next to them. These people have no survival instinct whatsoever. It's been ruined by a lifetime of shoving their heads up their asses.
And the main thing that i truly hate; hogging the fast lane. In all fifty States the left lane is designated for passing. People here will just cruise along in the passing lane going at a casual rate and NOT PASS ANYONE. so whoever's stuck behind them won't be able to pass either. (This is worse with drivers from Virginia and further south.) Then they wonder why "aggressive" drivers get up on their ass or pass on the right. Scum of the earth.
So to answer OP, Maryland. If you have a chance to move here, don't.
>>687932985
This.
Grass is the most watered crop in the US
Its disgusting use of a limited resource. Cunts who actually water their lawns should be ashamed, if the grass cant survive where you live, it shouldn't live there. Stop being so fucking wasteful.
>>687932985
As a guy that goes around cutting lawns (contract for the bank owned foreclosed houses all over the place), you have no idea what lives in that overgrowth and generally hates your tender juicy flesh. That includes the overgrowth itself, which also hates your house and all your stuff.
>>687936557
>British English
except that aluminium isn't just British English. Most other languages that use variants of the word aluminium (and not something completely different like 'glin', wtf Poland?) have the extra 'i', and the British version is the internationally recognised standard version.
>>687932112
people that use the word blinker for turn signal
people that use the word tinkle for taking a piss
>>687937392
People who call turn indicators turn signals.
>>687936956
I don't know, maybe its pleasing for 80% but this doesn't say that it is pleasing in general.
Its like.. the standard for men is to shave completely, but is this inherently more handsome than a beard? I won't say that
KEKd at captcha
>>687937392
Pedantic faggots that say "turn signal" instead of just "signal"
When fuckfaces asks me if I have taken my medicine when i'm pissed, which makes me even more pissed.
>>687937392
>>687937518
Asshats who never use any of them.
>>687937647
>this
>>687937589
Also, all people who ever said "Calm down", right?
>>687934392
Thank you. One day I'll be so bold. Or I'll keep repressing it and go postal.
>>687937322
let me guess: you're from California
most people are sensible enough to live in areas that aren't deserts, so using water isn't a big deal for them
>>687934392
you know you just thought all of this up one time and this never happened.
shut the fuck up
>>687931593
>tinker
I assume that's the British term. You lads sure know how to make your language sound gay as fuck
>>687936280
It was literally advice.
Someone asked what laptop they should get, then they told me they wanted a used half-broken Macbook, I told them that was probably a bad idea and linked them a brand new laptop that was better-specced for cheaper, and then they decided "nah, I'll just buy a new macbook instead"
the fuck was the point of asking me to pick out a laptop if you were going to stick with a macbook anyway?
Girls who hit guys because they think or know they won't get hit back. For example, I saw a video of this one nigress punching people just screaming, "if you have a problem fight my boyfriend" fuck that, I'll knock you out right there then fuck up your boyfriend.
That, and overly sovereign citizens. You know the kind, that fucking scream out I do not consent while the police just want to check their license or some shit.
Fuck, I need to jack off or somethin
>>687937529
kek'd
Human faces are different than fields of grass. Thats comparing apples to oranges. '
Still, tho, I see your point. Each person views their personal space differently.
Anybody who says the word "problematic". Even when they use it by its proper dictionary definition, I can't help but get a bit riled up.
Religion
Oh god, when people butcher a name/word after hearing it correctly pronounced in context. It drives me up the fucking wall with how autistic some people are.
>>687937933
Lemme check them same 2 numbrs...
Right after I succ that dicc
>>687937518
>>687937501
People that piss in your blinker and call it Tinkerbell.
>>687938176
People that piss on Tinkerbell and call it Blinker.
>>687938133
Same dubs, too. Made for each other.
>>687937933
>>687938133
HOLY SHET we got the same same two numbers. Im destined to succ your dicc, now. Its fate. You can even nut down my throat.
>>687938074
That definition of insanity quote that's been run into the ground so hard the Chinese are wondering what the fuck just happened. Look it up in the fucking dictionary, that's not what's written there. Asshole.
>>687935702
Oh that's glorious.
Homeowners who try to tell the person doing the bid how they want corners cut. The ones who have the means to get it done right the first time. But they decide to patch it up for the time being. I know a couple who spend about 6k every year due to flooding. Instead of installing a few culverts and doing a foot lift. Yeah it sucks that your driveway is a half a mile long. Yeah my estimate is around over 15k, but you don't have to fix it every year for the next decade!
I've been over the options and it comes down to their dumbasses paying me to shake and roll over the same shit. Then again it's an easy 3k profit in two days. I swear that it would please me to just finish it. The prick of a husband wants me to take out a Beaver dam over a mile away and not do the lift. Because it causes the flooding, which is a crock of shit. He thinks that it'll be cheaper, but the inspections and permiting isn't cheap. Also not doing the lift means no culverts, since they'll collapse without the material. He's a fucking doctor trying to tell a contractor how to "save" money. The water will just rip through the driveway again and again. I flat out refused, the permitting alone is too much of a pain in the ass. First him riding my ass, I share as shit don't want the borough brown nosing me too. Fuck him and his pretty fucking wife. I'll only do it if she wants to suck a fast out. And that goes for any of these pricks trying to "save" money.
>>687937963
sure it is a different category and not every wild-grass-loving person prefers also wild-growing-beards.
But, the least parallel thing between these is what I wanted to say: Not everyone of the world likes it the standard way. Or the clean way. Or the other way
>>687938669
tldr m8
>>687938505
Try pulling off that level of undergrowth in areas in the SW United States and enjoy your infestation of scorpions, crickets, roaches, etc.
>>687930953
Retards who post repetitious lists
>>687938258
When Tinkerbell turns on her blinker to tinkle on you and you call it a turn signal.
>>687929626
People who say methinks.
>>687937827
Nope Im from the UK, I just hate how fucking wasteful you murrifucks are.
>>687938825
THIS GETS ME SO FKN MAD
>>687935702
Plebe.
>>687929626
Ok, I may get a grammar-nazi callout, but it fucking pisses me off when people say "where is it at" or "where at". Using 'where' and 'at' in the same sentence is fucking retarded language.
>>687938810
Living in germany, there is absolutely nothing dangerous, poisonous, or annoying, well except for migrants I guess
>>687937563
Faggots that say the entire word "signal" without abbreviating it to just "sig"
>>687929626
yeah i agree. its about having the bare minimum respect for the community you are a part of. also i was at fred meyers getting some food at the deli. there were a couple black assholes that kept asking for samples with obviously no intention of buying. one of the dudes finished a peice of chicken, dropping the bone right next to the garbage bin. he was less than a fucking foot away...
THAT GUY THAT MAKES A MISTAKE AND NOONE CALLS THEM OUT ON IT BECAUSE THEY ARE NICE, THEN SOMEONE ELSE MAKES A MISTAKE AND HE IS QUICK TO CALL THEM OUT ON IT
LISTEN NIGGER
>>687939183
Retards that use the abbreviation "sig" when they could just save everyone's fucking time and use "s".
>>687938365
Oh god, I almost have a physical reaction to that shit.
Also: Deep, philosophical quotes attributed to Albert Einstein. Odds are that Einstein knew that people would write down every single bit of wisdom he ever said, so he just decided to fuck with people in the future by saying whatever garbage came to his mind.
>>687937647
Eyyyyy
>>687939222
Oh fucking this.
Beautiful points beautiful trips.
>>687939100
I'd bet thats an adventure for every single kid
>>687929626
People that touch my hand when giving me change.
God damn it get your fucking disgusting greasy chicken eating nigger fingers off me and just drop that shit into my hand you savage.
>>687938926
I'm sorry, did you say something? Couldn't hear you over all the freedom!
>>687939183
Dumb fucking double-niggers who bother to use human words like "sig" instead of just hissing like a fkn bad ass snek.
>CAPTCHA: Select pictures of grass, which is best home of snek.
>>687939319
He was well known for fucking with people. So yeah.
>>687932641
>>687939274
Fuckers that say "s" but not "k"
>>687929626
People that say "I could care less"
IT'S I COULDN'T CARE LESS YOU DUMB TWAT
IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THEN DO IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEE
>>687932641
k in short means "i read and agree to what you last sent me".
Using "thru" instead of "through".
IT WON'T BE THE CORRECT SPELLING NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU USE IT. I'M NEVER LETTING GO OF THIS.
>>687939720
This. It is not passive aggressive.
Fuckers that tinkle on my lawn with their k.
>>687939355
Giant silver grass. Grows up to 16 feet high, 36 inches around and doesn't spread. It stays right where you plant it. Deer won't eat it, drought doesn't bother it, it's a wall of middle fingers to your nosy neighbors.
>>687929626
I´m spanish, and I fucking hate spanish dubs, because they literally take out all the fucking jokes and swearings and replace them for dumb shit that makes no fucking sence.
and every motherfucking movie name is renamed to "an Crazy __________" holy fucking shit, that makes me boil in 0 seconds.
If I could get acces to nuclear codes I would nuke every dubbing spanish dubbing studio in the earth.
>>687929626
i live in a rural area of maine - so sometimes when i go to the store there are usually the "good ol customers" where they buy a bunch of shit at the gas station and pay in change, and buy countless scratch tickets. it's hard when you want to get something to eat sometimes when jethro pulls out $5 in change to get counted.
>>687939795
no it's just lazy.
>>687939740
This is the 2nd irrational thing Ive seen in this thread, after the dude who hates lawns.
A- for your stupid fuckin pointless distinction.
>>687938825
When you're toying with Tinker Toys with Tinker Bell and a tank turns to topple over your Tinker Toys without using a turn signal
>>687937933
>Girls who hit guys because they think or know they won't get hit back
I used to work with a guy that was a bouncer, and he said that he hated - HATED - dealing with drunk women. If a drunk guy started shit, they'd either back down from the bouncers, or get their ass kicked. But, then you get this 5'4" 110 pound drunk woman that knows she isn't going to get decked, and she can be a fucking nightmare. He was hit, kicked, scratched, bitten, and spit on, and like 95% of his injuries came from women. They knew he wasn't going to punch them, so they did whatever they wanted.
Yeah, that pussy pass shit rustles my jimmies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3JOQqoCNjc
>>687933663
yup
>>687937529
that's almost too perfect of a captca
>>687939990
>>687933663
This is such a fuckin pedestrian annoyance. Did you even read the OP? Fuck off, you mongs.
>>687930953
>That one jack ass that has to ride is motorcycle through my block at midnight as loud as possible
this faggot also does it in front of my house, setting all the alarms of every fucking car on. he also has a pal in a RX-7 that does the same with his retarded muffler. I swear if I had a gun I would shoot them from my windows.
>>687940246
now I'm the one frothing over
>>687939801
lost
>>687929626
People who dont have inside voices
>>687929626
Ketchup. I absolutely hate everything about. It's almost a phobia for me, in high school some country fag heard about my loathing for and wiped some on my arm, I got suspended for slugging him in the nose for it.
>>687934411
calcoolator
>>687929626
I was at an In N Out and I threw a thing out the window, it was raining and this dumb bitch walked up and said "excuse me I think you dropped this." And I said "Oh, yeah, thanks!" And I threw it out again and rolled the window in her face, she was trying to push it back in, but I pushed it out and laughed at her.
>>687940349
...Jeffrey?
>>687939563
Listen up you elitist prick both are correct. Neither is literal. “I couldn’t care less” is hyperbole. “I could care less” is condescending sarcasm. Both of them are recognized as valid since one is ironic while one is literal
>>687940349
I need details.
When did your ketchup aversion start? Why? If you had the chance to fuck a celebrity of your choosing using only ketchup as lube, would you do it?
You need to answer these burning questions.
>>687940445
No you didn't.
People who treat store employees like shit right off the bat
People who text and shit while driving
People who buy a dualy v8 with a lift kit and never take it off the pavement
Sjw's
Racists
Shitposters
People who don't signal while changeing lanes
People who form a barrier and walk slow as shit
People who make no effort to help someone
People who tell you you're wrong say what they think and then say "I don't want to talk about it"
Basically anyone who wants take away freedoms inb4 muh freedoms
Google and there crusade against everything the internet holds dear
People who are "hackers" and part of "anonymous"
Any use of the word hack when not talking about actual hacking
People who pass you then slow down
People who get passed then speed up to pass you
Shitty cops
People who deny the existence of shitty cops
Anyone who steals from people
Everything to do with meth
Asshole drunks
Drunk drivers
Movies and tv that presents pot as a powerful psychoactive super drug
People who use prescription medications (not the life saving kind the "I don't want to be sad"kind )
People who give there kids medication tv and/or games to avoid parenting
Shitty parents
Shitty teachers
Shitty schools
Companies that sell school supplies
People who label you as a conspiracy nut when you have hard data and reliable sources and there just like "no if it was true Fox news would have said something about it "
Monsanto
Fox news
Rush Limbaugh
Donald trump
Hillary Clinton
Xenophobics
People who think all Muslims are trying to invade
^same with Mexicans
People who support moving jobs overseas cutting welfare removing the minimum wage getting rid of social security and bitch about all those lazy low class people who make there life possible
Poor people with no initiative to do better
People
People who say they hate people
And much more but it's 2:30 and I need to rub one out and go to bed
>>687940445
Go to bed, Kayden. Your grandpa's birthday party is tomorrow, and you have a Geography test on Monday.
Clickbait
FUCKING CLIIIICKBAAAAIT. I feel like that fucking fish from spongebob squarepants who screams "CHOOCOOLLATE!" every.. dam.. time I see a fucking article with the title close to "you won't believe what happens next" or "number X will blow you mind"
And the sad part is I genuinely want to know what happens or what's in these articles but the title itself is so dam pestering, cringeworthy, edgy, and childish I avert from them by all means. Yea, I get that it's supposed to make us go "oooo I bet I COULD guess what number X is. Let me check to see if they wrote about it" but FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL WRITERS/BLOGGERS/AUTHORS who write like that. I have to deal with your stupid shit 24/7 on jewbook.
Even before clickbait I never cared much for articles at that, but when something did catch my eye it had a reasonable title like "Blah blah discovers new blah blah that could be used to help with blah blah"
Now it's riddled with viewer/money hungry-begging writers with "Blah blah discovers blah, You won't believe what it has the potential to do!!! OMG READ ME"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF!
people who constantly interrupt. its incredibly rude
>>687938112
Have a buddy who does this constantly. Most recently pronounced the word "maelstrom" as "mal-strum" rather than "mail-strum" after hearing us say it multiple times.
Almost beat his fucking face in.
>>687930953
Ditto
>>687934392
They pay people to put those back, why are you killing jobs?
>>687940554
Oh shut up faggot. no one ever means it in the condescending sarcastic way that you mention.
>hey did you hear that rumor about you anon???
>I don't care what other people think... I could care less about rumors honestly
THIS MEANS THAT YOU CARE TO SOME DEGREE AND COULD CARE LESS ABOUT RUMORS.
IF YOU DON'T CARE AT ALL THEN YOU COULDN't CARE LESS
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The word viral
>>687940837
Biological psychology, both of my grandfather's are dead, and Kayden would probably be the bitch that tried giving me my trash back.
>>687940782
I just thought of like 40 more things maybe I'll make a thread tommoro
>>687941002
Theyre using it correctly even if theyre unaware s you go suck a chode you dumbass.
>>687940841
20 things you didn't know you were doing wrong
I feel ya bro
>>687941361
They're using it incorrectly if they intend to use the first way but are actually using it the second way.
>>687941264
An unlucky guess.
Youre still a man-child living out fictional revenge fantasies in your head on a daily basis. None of what you said was true.
I fucking hate it when I'm in the shitter and someone talks to me through the fucking door. I'M LIKE, "WTF, I'M TRYING TO SHIT HERE. I DON'T CARE IF THE FUCKING HOUSE IS ON FIRE, OR THE GROUND HAS OPENED AND THE PORTAL TO HELL SPAWNS DEMONS AND SHIT. I DON'T CARE. JUST LET ME SHIT IN PEACE."
stupid people trying to explain their high on psychedelics. such a headache listening to drawn-out vague descriptions "oh my god at first me and my friends werent high, that were sitting there staring at a wall for 2 hours like 'fuck' it was so crazy blah blah blah"
>people that dont know the mean of "official" and use it to try to sound "more legit"
>SJWs
>Leftists in general
>Trump tards
>People who cant speak properly.
>Stupid "alpha" males that end up ironically fucked by the women that end end screwing them over.
>anthropomorphic climate change apologetics
>old hippy fucks in their Priuses.
people who think it's okay to make others listen to music they don't like in public places such as work. Please kill yourselves immediately.
>>687940877
My brother does this shit all the time
I start a joke and he blurts out the end of it
He even steals my storys and pretends he was there or it happened to him
He's stolen money from me
Deleted a Xbox account with $80 of content attached to it
Repeatedly taken my things and says there his
I swear it sounds like the behavior of a fucking 8year old
>>687937925
lol what a dummy
>>687941468
>20 things you didn't know you were doing wrong
Not even an article and just reading that rustles my jimmies so dam hard
>>687940877
I'm sorry. Sometimes it happens before I can catch myself. I'm working on it, really.
myself
>>687934050
I do this ironically
>>687934392
You know i almost always walk my cart to the cart area despite usually being parked a considerable distance away
but today i didn't and just perched it up on the curb next to some other guy's cart
i felt bad about it
>>687939563
this. and also phrases like "you son-of-a-bitches". not common but still annoying
Lazy people who stress out over work they decided to blow off/half ass.
Pissing with the door open
Talking to me while in a public restroom
Not using turn signals
>>687939853
no its efficient. texting takes longer than talking, and is used in place of talking because either people are busy, or the exchange of info is so small it doesnt warrant making a phone call. so its smart to text efficiently
>>687940612
Since always. I do not know why, I just hate it and if Katie Upton herself offered me anal but had to use ketchup as butt gel I would flat out refuse. I don't want to look at it and I don't want to touch it.
People that swear in public. Especially around children or my nan. I don't mind if someone forgets and says shit or goddamn, I can live with that. What gets me is when youre in close proximity to someone talking like 'niggah, fuck that bitch, I creamed her pussy, bitch was squealing. Fuck yeah man, I fucked her up'.
potheads voting for bernie
not people voting for bernie
but potheads
>>687939820
damn bro that sucks
>>687939957
ok thats enough
>>687933655
sounds like you want to see some cawk. that is some serious gay shit anon.
>>687942986
what do you mean by "turn signal"?
Is this something like a tingle?
>>687943030
they're not mutually exclusive. you can be efficient because you are lazy.
>>687943391
nah I think he means tinkle
>>687939563
but saying the latter takes more syllables
>>687943169
So, basically niggers.
the homeless, regardless of fake or not, who go up and ask for money.
the reason most hobos lost everything is either because they had a shit job or they lost their shit job and did nothing about it.
i understand you are in a time of need, but when I was in my personal time of need, i didnt fucking go around and beg people for cash. i went and got myself straightened out and got a job, stayed with a friend for a bit, and pulled myself back together.
>>687940339
oh my god so fucking annoying. i had this friend with no sense of awareness he would practically shout just talking and laugh insanely loud. he had a baby in the other room and when he did this the baby would always wake up and his gf would get more and more pissed
When I am drinking and people say "I think you need to stop drinking"
I am a very pleasant drunk. Until this.
It makes me so fucking angry because I never vomit or break things or cause shit.
Until they try and control me. Like no fuck off cunt yolo. Do what I want. You are not my dad.
>>687941530
YAAAAAS
>>687940554
no dude nobody uses it ironically
>>687932985
I recently got a house, and maintaining the lawn sucks. Even worse when weeds keep popping up because they've been growing for years and now have deep roots clustered in a lot of areas throughout. Nothing's more frustrating than trying to kill something that just won't die.
Faggots who shitpost endlessly about their boring blog shit but then accuse others of being normalfags when they really mean "not losers".
>>687941505
What revenge fantasy? I just pushed the trash out and she went back to her car.
>>687941951
damn dude sounds very narcissistic. how old is he?
>>687942965
I'm spiritually lazy, it's legitimately difficult for me to put effort into labor.
>>687929626
I fucking HATE when people use the term DINGLEberry instead of DANGLEberry!!!!
IT'S DANGLEBERRY YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
And it's KABOSH TOOO not KIBOSH!!!!!
Sounds like your having a seizure when you say KIBOSH!!!!!
IT"S KABOSH and DANGLEBERRY!!!!!!
>>687943596
the people who legitimately need money will be too shameful to ask
https://youtu.be/Z_ZZwYwkqfg
>>687941491
case closed
>>687944073
don't be a dingleberry
>>687934050
A guy I know pronounces remember like "renember". I want to bitch slap him every time he does it.
>>687943432
efficiency is born from laziness.
Anyone who uses vine memes or vine jokes IRL
I lose all respect for them, and would probably never speak to them again.
>>687937818
>postal
Underused term anon
>>687929626
I wouldn't even consider myself xenofobic, not against poland, japanese, whatever, but I hate all americans with all my might.
I fucking hate americans. They are as bad as mexicans, maybe even worse. I hate them with the fury of 1000 suns, those hamburger eating fuckers. They are the cancer killing the modern world. Not only are they straight ugly and fat, they are stupid. They may run tech centers and shit, but they're so stupid it's rage enticing. Every time I see an american woman I want to throw up all over the fucking place. On top of this, they smell terrible. Every time an american turns to talk to me, the mixture of their BO and breathe makes me want to shoot myself to get rid of the pain. It's like they never bathe. I could take my hairy ass and rub shit all over it, not only would it be smarter and prettier than an american, it would smell many times better. Their food is disgusting too. I could mix sewage in with vomit and make better cuisine.
Their country is shit too. It's over crowded and smelly as a pair of old dudes balls. They're the cancer killing this world, they're like mexicans except they aren't as good at sports and they aren't quite as violent. Just as ugly, stupid fat and smelly.
>>687943169
second that. also people describing sex conquests with gory detail in general
>>687944797
not always.
I'm a ride-hail driver and I can't stand it when rich white college kids rage to shit-tier nigger programming like FeddyWap. And you know what? Black people hate this trend too.
>Start hanging out with someone new
>They tell a lame joke
>You chuckle
>They got a reaction, so now they tell the same lame joke every single time they see you
>>687932935
People who text and drive.
When people use the word "women" instead of "woman"
Holy fucking shit do I go ass mad. Whenever I see people type it out to their girlfriends on their fucking wall or some brain cell lacking fucker at work talk about "boning that women over there" or stupid shit like that I get this feeling in my chest like I'm about to shoot a brick out of my torso
>>687945015
>>687940286
bIess
>>687932641
a gay pedophile used to shit his pants whenever i responded 'k' to him
>>687944844
vine itself is for human garbage
>>687945204
cringe
That fucking thumb on facebook messenger. I swear to fucking god. Fuck that thumb.
It's so fucking sarcastic
>>687945505
I forgot to add people who use vine
>>687933655
>fag stares so hard he notices and gets upset at this
weed. and the retarded fucking people that deny anything bad about it whatsoever. "OH IT'S JUST THE MEDIA TELLING YOU YOU BRAINWASHED SHEEP HURRRRRRRRR I'M SO MENTALLY DEVELOPED AND YOU AREN'T I'M SO MATURE" fuck yourself
>>687933655
enjoy the gayness my friend
There are these rotating chairs that fucking screech everytime you move them. And as soon as people find out that the chair they sit on makes this sound guess what. THEY KEEP FUCKING DOING IT. Not like once. They actively try to produce this sound because it sounds ,,“funny“.
And apparently im a dick because i have to tell them to stop. Otherwise they just make this high pitched sound every second.
>>687946061
On the flipside, retarded conspiracy theorists that won't accept anything happened the way it was told or presented.
>>687946061
Geez, smoke a bowl and calm down.
if im doing the dishes and someone puts a dish in the sink and walks away i literally want to kill them
>>687946342
got me m8.
>>687946232
also that. everything is an inside job.
Christians who force their religion on others
Christians who use their religion as an excuse
Atheists who force their beliefs on others
Atheists who think atheism is superior and think they are superior because of it
Anyone from any religion forcing their beliefs on others
Like seriously, let people believe what they want!
>>687929626
people that use space bars instead of tabs for programming. I'm a programmer and you should realize that tabs save you space vs pressing the space bar 8 times to equal 1 tab. yeah yeah, it runs the same after it is compiled but we are talking about saving space and having it compiled faster. when you add up all the spaces and the timed saved it'll be worth the trouble. plus it's better to have uniformity throughout the codes, not so that everyone has their own language and etiquette of programming.
>>687939563
This makes me very angry too. Along with all the other stupid Americanisms ITT.
>>687935920
This is the speak of a beta. I used to do this until I stopped giving a fuck and just said what popped into my head when it popped in there.
Only fags quietly wait their 'turn' in a conversation.
>>687935945
A-lu-min-ee-um, dipshit....
>>687947541
if you seriously just interrupt people whenever the hell you feel like it then i bet you're a horrible human being
Can't stand it when someone asks you a question, you answer them with everything you know, and they doubt you saying you are hiding something
Even when they are wrong they keep arguing why they are wrong by asking for more facts when the facts are already in their face, while not fuckin telling their side of the story
>>687934392
I was fine up until I read "natty ice"...Son of a bitch, who the fuck drinks that shit? It tastes like a bar of fucking soap. Some frat dickhead with no idea how much of a waste of money that shit is.
>>687941530
I fucking hate people who refuse to talk when they're in the shitter
Multi-tasking not your thang then?
FFFS. Youre taking a SHIT. Most people can manage this, you don't exacty have to concentrate, not like you're trying to find the fucking Higgs Boson
FUCK
>>687947541
I think it's far more likely that you're the asshole who doesn't let other people speak in this scenario.
Trans anythings, you have a mental delusion
People who think they are entitled to anything
Drivers who dont use turn signals
Drivers who drive in the left lane
>>687947690
Ah-loo-men-num
>>687947541
beta male this, alpha male that..The paradigm of people who have no responsibility or respectable talent. "you're a cuck,she's a cuck,everything's a cuck cuck" the mantra of virgin neck beards and faggots. Like a den of pussy hungry idiots that can't take four minutes to think about the future so the next generation can succeed where we all failed.
Every fucking customer when I used to work at JCPenney. There would be some who weren't so bad, but then you got the fuckers who leave half full drinks everywhere, shoplifters, assholes who try on 3837 things in the fitting room and then leave them crumpled in the corner in a ball, fucking Mexican women who only know the words "you have coupon?" in English, the retarded teenagers sprinting through the store, kids on heelys, fucktards who let their kids destroy the displays, fucktards who themselves destroy the displays, Mexicans that would fucking climb the shelves in the Disney shop to pull down the giant Mickey Mouse to take pictures of with their greaseball children like it's a roadside attraction and leave the shit on the floor, and lastly, the pieces of fecal dandruff that would just keep shopping once the store was closed and ignore every announcement until you had to actually tell them to gtfo so we could begin cleaning up their messes and go home.
I'm really grateful I found another job before I shoved someone down an escalator.
>>687937873
British term is Indicator: as in - used to indicate where you're going
>>687947882
do what now. give an example
>doing job
>walking to another place with coworker
>they take the opportunity to complain to you about the job they share with you
>noncommittal answer, I guess they wanted to vent back and forth but you actually enjoy having money and can look past the kinda annoying bits of your job for it
>later that day
>they complain about another thing that you hardly give notice to
>next day
>complain about the first thing again
>>687948135
that's every retail job, all big box stores are full of mexicans stealing shit and kids breaking shit.
>>687929626
Redundancies, particularly in information / communication
>>687945246
pussy
>>687948650
Eh he's semi right 95% of people are idiots that shouldnt text and drive because they dont know how. They stare at there phones and forget about the road. Then get all pissy when they crash.
>>687948097
>>687948450
welcome to the workforce, where the lazy managers have their thumbs up their asses and the customers always think they're better than you. Just remember it's all bullshit until payday.
>>687934538
You Brits have the ium, we have the um.
People (such as >>687940554) who misuse and/or don't understand what irony is, and subsequently apply the label to anything from coincidence, right through to sarcasm.
Cunts should be educated using that machine from Clockwork Orange (Ludenko technique? Ludevenko? Can't be arsed googling)
>>687933710
That's only in a certain scenario, bro.
If you asked your spouse to pick up a case of beer on the way home from work, how is that passive aggressive or destructive in any way?
>>687939147
What the fuck are you talking about? "Where is it at" is the same thing as "where is it located"
Vegans that give their dogs vegan food only. I actually stole someones dog because of this
>>687943596
Totally agree. I had some shit go down which destroyed me financially but never ever let anyone know. I would never have dreamed of begging for money.
When I was studying they pissed me off big time.
> Hey man, can you spare some change?
> Don't mistake my clean clothes and styled hair for a rich person. Im a student. You get better meals every night at the soup kitchen then I do, I'm eating ramen or mac n cheese every meal.
>>687932904
>>687932904
>Mfw lost
