Look at this, we can be a legit religion like everyone else, we claim we're being degraded with generally no religious following. This is our new religion.
CHANT:
SPREAD MY CRETINS OF THE VOID.
CHAT YOU CRETINS OF YONDER DEPTHS
HEATHENS ALL LIKE LIKES OF YOU
MAY RAPTOR JESUS SAVE YOUR MORAL ARSE
CHANNELING THE SPIRIT OF AN ULTRA NIGRA RIGHT FIGHT THE HEATHENISH SCOURGE
I ROLL FOR YOUR COMMANDMENT O GREAT AND POWERFUL FAGGOT
SACRILEGE! WITH (?) SNACKS, O GREAT COCK GOBBLING MONGOLOID, DO AWAY WITH THIS FORGOTTEN
MEME!
FUCKING HEAVEN WAS A CUNT
FILTHY FRANK FOR THE WIN. MAXIMUM AUTISM ENGAGED
Chanahu akbar
RULES OF REEEEEE RELIGION
>spreading Chanism like Jehovah's witnesses
>KNOCK KNOCK
>hello?
>CAN I SPEAK TO THE TRAP OF THE HOUSE?
> the what?
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? ETC.
>MFW
(MUST RELIGIOUSLY SPREAD OUR RELIGION)
and mention of our 'prophet' moot, should be spelt 'the profit moot'
(MOOT OR SOMEONE/SOMETHING LIKE PEPE IS SERIOUS MASCOT LIKE JESUS)
SPREAD THE AUTISM OF TRUE B FAGS, GENERAL ROOL
All I did was fucking take your autist shit and turn it into a legitimately half baked sort of believable fuck fest of a religion. We did it b. Just like any other STUPID fucking religion. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>685725435
No.
>>685725593
Okay, fun killer. BE the cancer sometimes fag. It's sort of fun to see what people will do.
In the beginning there was nothing but cuckholds and sadness. One day a great man named MOOT came into our lives and opened up our minds to the truth of life, traps, ect.
MOOT created the world from the ground up by spilling crusty semen all over the floating rock previously known as "Earth".
We in Chanism believe that without MOOT reddit would've taken over and caused a great age of depression and suicide for all the lost souls. MOOT was a great and glorious being, he brought order to the madness, light to the dark, help to the helpless
One day MOOT fucked off and went to work for Google.
The day MOOT left brought upon us the coming of the dark ages. Reddidrones and 9Fags took over and we were left helpless.
But from the ashes of MOOTs departure, at our greatest time of need, HIRO arose and brought the coming of a new age of prosperity for Chanism.
We were all free once again and salvation was ours. HIRO helped fend off all the cuckholds and depression and let us all live in peace without the fear of being taken over.
HIRO was the hero Chanism not only needed, but deserved. The one who smited all the cucks and summerfags. The only one who could keep the newfags from over running Chanism.
Ever since that day we've been living in peace and prosperity. But dare we become cuckholds or fags and HIRO will send us to Tumblr (Hell) but if we follow HIRO we will become ascended and have no need for anything but Chanism and Chanism alone. All others are inferior.
>>685725989
7 DAYS LATER THERE WAS LIGHT OF THE MOOT
>>685725878
No, we don't need more people here. This is a bad idea. Even if you're not serious some people will be. Some people will take the meme literally.
>>685726387
But memes are fun. Be cancer just for once, see how liberating it really is and realize how much cancer is just people thinking it's funny that people are uptight fags.
>>685726509
4chan needs to become more isolationist. It's the only way out.
>>685726387
sometimes that in itself is kinda funny but usually just painful to watch
>>685726768
No one will ever stop being cancer unless mods make other boards and fucking do SOMETHING about complaints. Serious complaints god damnit. This place will never live again.
>>685726922
This place will never live the way it did. The environment isn't right. When 4chan was good the internet was still in it's "Wild West" days. Fewer people were on the internet, mostly companies, faggot teenagers with blogs, and the neets who trolled them all. The lulz will never return to us. We can only come so close.
>>685727501
Then what are we all even doing here god damnit.... laughing at fags on the internet? I'm sorry.... I can do that to my self and improve my own confidence. Is it even possible for lulz to return? I only see darkness for /b/............
>>685725435
don /b/ sour
>>685727780
I don't know, anon. Perhaps there's a small part of me that wishes that 4chan will become good again. Sort of like how people maintain a failing marriage.
>>685728003
It's going away anon.... CRAWLING INNNN MY SKIIIIIIN THESE WORDDS THEY WIIILLL NOT HEEAAAAALLLL FEEAAARR IS FUCKING WORDS I DON'T KNOW FUCK B PLS
>>685728198
I just want my /b/ back, anon.
>>685728323
THEN BUMP YOU FAGG BUMP FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, PLEASE! CRY TO THE HEAVENS OF B! ASCEND GO! FLY YOU FOOLS
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
WE NEED TO PETITION THE MODS
DO SOMETHING, YOU USELESS FAGGOT MODS
/b/ IS FULL OF PORN AND CANCER
>>685728679
SPREAD THE RELIGION ANON! THE HOUR IS NY FOR US TO REALIZE THAT WE'VE FUCKIN COMPLIED WITH THIS SHIT AHHH B, BE FUNNY AGAIN NOT CANCER, THIS IS OFFICIALLY A /B/ THREAD. Chanism be blessed.
MOOT is God
HIRO is Jesus
Pepe is Moses
Tumblr is Hell
Acension is Heaven
Commandments:
1. Lolis and Shotas are Legal
2. all other religions are inferior
3. you must help a fellow anon out if he's in need of help
4. Do not use physical forces outside the reaches of the internet to spread the word of MOOT
5. We only accept people that can contribute
6. Always be anonymous
Morals:
Chanism must not control your life, you may choose your own morals
>>685728939
NIGH, THE HOUR IS FUCKING NIGH
MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN
>>685729203
Trump is the devil. (Papa "The holy father" bless)
>>685725435
You forget one things, fucking newfag.
Rule one and rule two.
>>685729399
What did we forget fag.
>>685729527
FUCKING BUMP YOU FAGGOTS GOOOO
MAAAADS MAAADDSSS MAAADSSS SEE IT
MODS REMOVE CANCER FROM /b/
TRAPS FURFAGS AND CUCKS NEED THEIR OWN BOARD
REMOVE THEM
PORN THREADS NEED TO GO TO /h/, /d/, /s/, /gif/, or /hm/.
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN POST SOMETHING HERE DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD
THERE ARE BOARDS DEDICATED TO THESE THREADS
>>685729988
CUCKS! BELONG IN LGBT, FAGGOTS, ADMIT IT ALREADY!
FURFAGS DESERVE A BOARD TO STOP SUFFERING FOR ALL!
TRAPS GO ON FUCKING LGBT OR A WHOLE NEW FUCKING ADULT BOARD TO END THE SUFFERING!
KYS IF YOU DISAGREE FAGGOTS!
I'M DELIVERING ON LEGIT PICS OF MY GF'S ASS FOR THIS THREAD, GO GO!
MODS FEEL THE FURY OF THE GREAT FAGGOT UPRISING OF 2016
>>685730388
BUMP FOR FUCKING B YOU FAGS GOOOOOOOO UPRISING REVOLT REVOLT deus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vult
/b/ NEEDS TO BE PURGED AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN DO THAT ARE THE MODS
MODS DO SOMETHING
>>685730552
BUMP YOU FaG0ts!
WE NEED TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE GREAT FAGGOT UPRISING OF 2016
MAKE MORE THREADS
WE NEED TO MAKE THEM LISTEN
>>685730770
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A ANON STARTED THIS ALL, LET IT BE KNOWN I AM THAT ANON! I AM! OP! UPRISING OF B FUCKERS FUCKING GOGOGOGOGOGOGO GET IN THE FUCKING TRENCHES YOU MAGGOTS FIGHT THE DAMN TRAPS AND FURRIES IF YOU DONT LIKE IT AHHHHHHHH
FIIIIIIIGHT DAMN YOU! FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES! CHARRRRRRGE!
My new thread >>>685731231
>>685730962
START THE FUCKING RELIGION UP FOR THE FUCKING LULZ!
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE
I AM A TIMELESS CHORUS.
JOIN YOUR VOICE WITH MINE, AND SING VICTORY EVERLASTING
>>685731798
This goes along to the beat of my song, bump RETARDS!
WAGE AN INSURGENCY FOR /b/
RISE
UP
>>685732241
I'm sorry I had to stunt
Sometimes I'm a massive cunt
I clown niggas and I laugh a bunch
Talk shit when I grab my nuts
I'm DMing and all the ratchet sluts
My story doesn't happen much
I backed off now I'm back for lunch
I pack a punch, get active chump
HOPSIN SPEAKS, HE'S MAD!
START RELIGION AND KILL FOR B! KILL THEM ALL! IN THE FIELD GOOOOOOO YOU PATHETIC FAGGOTS! DO IT! DO IT DO IT!
FAGGOTS
>>685725435
Soon brooding edgy teens will start joining for the sake of being different.
>>685732569
WE FUCKING KILL THEM TOO! KILL THEM ALL! KILL THE CANCER, FAGS! BUMP AND CHECK THAT FUCKING CAPTCHA FASTER FAGGOTS!
>>685732652
THANK YOU SUPREME GENTLEMAN
HELP US RETURN GLORY TO /b/
>>685732652
Kill my dick fuck supreme gentleman, if this thread dies, we fucking die.
>>685732862
We are.... the skeltal warriors....
/b/ WHY AREN'T YOU POSTING IN THIS THREAD?
This thread makes me want to kill myself more than I already do. I know it's supposed to be ironic but the cringe is just so fucking strong I can't believe someone actually went through the trouble of making this thread and people are actually humoring him.
>>685732980
GET OUT
COWARD
NEWFAG
>>685732980
Kill yourself, op here. Fuck you if you care about this shit for real. 4chan fucking sucks you idiot do something with your life. 4chan is FOR FUNNY SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARRRRDDD GOOOOOOOOO
>>685733101
B IS FOR FUNNY SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking die
>>685733050
>>685733101
>>685733192
I really hope this is just one person shit posting.
ree
>>685733192
I just told my self to kill my self ironically, FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF!
>>685732980
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>685733379
IT'S FUCKING NOT
>>685733379
YES IT IS FUCKER WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ON THE ANON MESSAGE BOARD?
>>685733457
Is it worth it degrading yourself this much this is the shit I used to do middle school
>>685733580
DO IT BE A SPIDER THREAD IF YOU WANT! FUCKING BE FUNNY IDC AT ALL BECAUSE THIS IS 4CHAN YOU BTARDS!
KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE
JOIN THE CAUSE
>>685733696
>>685733678
Yeah, fag. I don't c a r e. Little bitch. Want to fight me? I'll fucking put you in the ground. KEK. FUCKIN SHOOT YOU WITH MY 9 MIL DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S LONG TILL, I'M FUCKIN RICH! DO YOU CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT? I'LL FUCK ALL YOU UP BECAUSE ALL. YOU. SUCK.
ARE YOU A MAN?
OR UNDERAGE AND B&?
>>685733964
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>685734149
LOL PLEASE KEEP IT UP ALL WE'RE FUCKING RISING! GOGOGOGO!
MAKE MORE THREADS
>>685734252
I WILL FAGGOT MAGGOT GOOO I MADE THAT RAP AND I DON'T FUCKIN CARE, I RAP WHEN I WANT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
>>685734001
>>685734080
>>685734132
>>685734411
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY THE DESK IS STILL ON FIRE?
BECAUSE THE MODS WON'T PUT IT OUT
>>685733678
I laugh and spit on people like you, whore. I'll fucking fuck you up real folk lore. Fuckin mmo's I'm gonna tell you I fucking fuck hoes. Wanna fuck with? I'll tell you what, You're kinda a putz. LOOK AT MA NUTS WHORE!
>>685734705
I got an idiotic flow, I don't have a fuckin flow, what the fuck are "Hoe's" Around my neck is where my rope was tied, I fuckin talked to people and fucking lied. What the fuck is "Real shit" not even satan can stop me. What.
...
>>685735170
GO BACK TO YOUR BOARD FAGGOT
fucking
dead
>>685728679
>saving the thumbnail
fucking newfag
>>685734953
Be offended by every sentence I throw, I'm gonna lay it down for you, you never get laid. I'm gonna throw all my shit at you, talk back you're gonna get hit. Fuck all this shit, I'm waitin to smash it. Kill your self fuck, I don't fuckin care, all I care about is me, if you think otherwise go fuckin hug some trees.
THE THREAD STILL LIVES
>>685735445
Spittin these bars like the hour is long, like my fuckin cock, it's a stand for a thong. Fuck you stupid niggers, actin like king kong.
>>685732960
>mfw this poster is hanging up in my history class
>>685735466
It lives in pain. Put it out of it's fucking misery.
>>685735434
>save the thumbnail
>Not like I wanted to have a still image version of that to post or anything
>>685735623
I'm fucking op fags, lul.
>>685735642
IT'S FATE
JOIN OUR FIGHT YOUNG LAD
>>685735809
Fucking fight you nigger wieners. Op still here. As always.
>>685735990
YES
THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING
THE MODS ARE THE DEVIL
>>685735990
Thank you, lad. I love all of you for being here. Good vibes, vape naysh.
>>685725435
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
>>685736201
Thank you, mods might see it, faggot.
STOP THE MODS
>>685736402
Every fucking fetish, that could every be classified as "Not pleasing" To real people, should be put in their OWN DAMN THREADS MODS!
