Been crushing on this girl for 2~3 years. I decided I should do something.
00, 69, or 21 tells me what to say.
As always, OP will deliver.
Can you take my dick and slowly insert it into a sharpener while i touch your left boob?
>>673241368
The scent of your placenta gives me butterfly's
When I first signed up for 4chan Weekly (this was back before the Internet, when 4chan was a magazine that would have articles by anonymous contributors discussing memes and the like), there was this meme: "DONUTS ARE NOT FOR KIDS!" You would shout that whenever you saw a kid eating a donut.
A bit of memelore for you: the meme came about because donuts had just been invented by someone who'd accidentally drilled a hole in a cake when he was trying to build a bookshelf. Kids went absolutely bananas for donuts. They loved them. So as a joke, we'd all shout, DONUTS ARE NOT FOR KIDS! whenever we saw a kid eating for a donut. It was a bit of harmless fun, honestly, but it's a good example of early memein
this was a bad idea... i'll still deliver though...
Hey can I rub mayonnaise on your mom's left tit. While you finger my dogs ass hole.
>>673241563
If you insist
Boss at going through puberty Lives in
>>673241368
Hey Kay, what's up bae?
OP are you acquainted with this gril?
>>673242463
She knows who I am, not much about me though.
>>673241368
I just wanted to tell you that I've liked you for three years and didn't work up the courage to tell you until I posted on an internet forum and let a stranger decide what I should say.
>>673241368
im gay and hate you bitch
say "Hi"
Hey baby can I sandy hook your ass tonight?
Can you sircumsize my tiny penis at my cousins barmitsfa while I like my granny's shitty ass hole
>>673242545
rollin
I love you. I always have.
You remind me of my grandma.
i like dick
>>673242569
winrar
>>673242569
winner winner
chicken
dinner
show me your penis
>>673241368
There are 7 planets and I will destroy ur ass
>>673242569
Holly fucking shit karma is working.
>>673242569
Good start
>>673242682
Nigger
>>673242569
OP catches a break
>>673242545
Rolling for this
>>673242569
winrar
Would you like a good fisting?
Wanna grab lunch sometime? :)
>>673242886
Rerolling for op's success
If you make her laugh somehow, you will be in the right way
>>673242886
roll
You might didn't know but I've had a crush on your for forever but, oh well how could someone like me ever be with someone like you.
Hey, listen, ive got to tell you this, I've just got to get it off my chest, for years It's been my dream to shave your head spunk in my hands and rub it into your scalp ;p xx
>>673242886
Lets hook this op up
>>673241368
Why the fuck would you wait 24+ months to talk to someone you're attracted to? Anon what the fuck?
>>673241368
next winrar i will do, hi isn't much
>>673242886
Reroll
Maybe you give your mom attitude but you better not give me any attitude when your my wife.
>>673243257
kill yourself
>>673243308
roll
Can you send me your display picture? It's a pain having to open Facebook everytime I want to jerk off
>>673242886
Rolling
Been crushing on you for 2~3 years. I decided I should do something.
>>673243289
rolling
"Lets get wasted"
>>673243289
Roll kek
Would you be so kind as to accompany me to a film at the cinema building m'lady?
>>673243036
reroll
>>673243257
>>673243257
roll for "I LOVE SAAAND
YEAAAHHH"
>>673243289
Roll
>>673243443
2 close
>>673242886
Reroll this
You want sum fuck
I motherfucking love you in the motherfuckierest way
Hey can I have the password to your Wi-Fi? Kinda hard to upload these pictures of you sleeping without Internet
>>673241961
roll for this
>>673243497
Roll
roll for this
>>673243544
>>673243594
Roll
>>673243356
reroll that shit
I want you
"FUCK YOU JESSICA."
You look like type of girl that can take a good dickin' ;)
>>673243656
fucking roll for this
I've liked you forever. Can we grab some dinner sometime?
>>673242886
Reroll, get.
>>673243754
re roll
I've been masturbating to you for about 3 years, thought i might aswell say hi
>>673243289
lol rolling
hello i'm mister dick me down
What's up? How've you been?
>>673242886
this
say "I have a crush on you for 3 years. If you dont mind could you accept my dinner offer?"
If she accept this spent over 100$ for her and learn each other.
>>673242886
Roll
>>673243821
win
Lets play truth or nudes
Chau chon chi cho chun chai chochao chii chun chenchon
>>673243821
WIN!!!
>>673243821
Winrar
>>673243821
winrararar
boss at giving my mom attitude. faggot how old is she even? how old are you?
>>673242569
GET
>>673243821
Winrar
You look prettier when you're sleeping
>>673243850
reroll
>>673242755
Holy shit.
Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>673243844
WINRER
>>673243999
nice trips also check'd
>>673243999
Checked
>>673243999
nice trips
checkd
>>673243999
>>673242886
Rerell
My pickle is itchin for a rubbin
>>673243850
rolllll
fuck?
Op not gonna deliver
Src: I'm from the future
>>673244247
u want fuck?
I have always loved your tits, show me or go fuck yourself. and if u go fuck yourself i want video.
>>673244298
pls bebee gib me sum fuck
>>673242755
First dubs of the thread.
>>673243821
check em winrars
>>673241368
delivery for anons
>>673244439
DOING MOAR. MOAR WINS! (will start new thread when she replys)
>>673244447
fuckkk
>>673244439
OP is a faggot
Excuse me miss do you lick balls?
FUCK YOU SKUZZLE BUTT!
>>673244555
Checked
>>673244555
is dis a trips thread?
>>673244555
checkeeem again lol
>>673244595
umad bc i delivs?
>>673244555
Waste of trips on a fag who says MOAR
I identify as a lengthy sleep session
But you can all just call me napkin
>>673244298
u want to hav som fuck?
Hey boo I been thinking about you all morning, whats on your mind?
>>673244702
Check this
i hate you.
>>673244746
waste of sperm on a faggot that should have been swallowed
>>673244444
>>673244774
u want to hav Fock w/ me?
If u don't respond I will probably hurt myself. I am very sucidal. Please rate me
>>673245015
rolling
>>673244920
hey, man..
m'lady?
>>673244555
GUYS OH SHIT
(next win is what i reply)
>>673245092
come at me bro
I want you to poop me in the mouth
>>673245422
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>673243821
i'm just kidding. hey let's start over. i want to engage in sexual intercourse with you. i will not wear a condom and promise to pull out. lol who am I kidding. I really want to inseminate your womb.
>>673245422
My sides kekekekek
I'm sorry I got my bitches mixed up
Show me da booty
>>673245422
I'm going to kill myself now :(
>>673245422
I have no idea the, my powder is very strong dude
>>673245422
sum1 archive this shit pleas
>>673245422
I said your a floppy cunt. So why dont you Stfu and realize that your time is near. I am close to your house i see you as you type. I want to nestle my bum hole close to your lips and just blow a squeaky little fart on them
>>673245765
roll
i wanna lick your butthole
>>673245422
don't bullshit me, you fucked Chad
>>673245637
rollin for this
>>673245831
re roll
>>673245765
Rollllll
trump is president
I Wana massage your butt hole with Nutella
fucking 4Head
I will eat your pussy with the vigor and enthusiasm that Garfield laps up lasagna
>>673245422
I want some attitude on my cock, bby. ;)
You heard me. Or are you fucking retard?
You got 15 mins time to bring your fine ass over here
>>673245422
I said a little less talking and a little more making me a sandwich.
>>673242545
Rolle af
>>673245422
WIN FASTER DAMMIT
Show me your feminine penis
I want to insiminate your cat while your mom watches
>Hello from the outside
>I must've called a thousand times
>>673245422
You heard me, how about settle this over lunch?
>>673245611
WHEN U NUTT BUT SDHE KEEP SUCKNG THAT DEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>673246061
re roll
>>673245637
please this
I wanna werk you like a rusty car-jack. Gimme the snacky jackies.
I SAID IM GOING TO RAPE YOU
>>673246043
Fake as fuck. Same attitude as OP.
>>673245968
Close enough
Send this image
>>673246118
This
>>673246140
re of a re
>>673246078
rol
>>673243688
Checked
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
>>673246043
I said you better not give me any attitude when I take you out this weekend.
>>673246118
This x2
you heard me, cunt. i'm going to bitch slap those titties like a merry go round
Sorry, just that I want to ram my dick into you
Link her this thread
>>673246168
jokez mayn? dammit dammit
i love u bby
>>673246264
if a could chuck woodchuck could
>>673246277
win
>>673246118
roll
I want to swallow your excrements
>>673245965
This!
>>673245765
rolling
Tuck Frump kekekekeke
I meant to say you look much better when you're sleeping
>>673246043
sorry. want to grab lunch some time?
>>673246277
Winner right here
>>673246205
Reroll
>>673246043
We're no strangers to love..you know the rules and so do I
>>673246286
fucking kek. roll
>>673246168
>implying every single thread of this kind isnt fake
>implying anyone cares anymore
>>673246388
>673246388
re
>>673246043
Lol im messing but I'm taking you out Saturday. What's your favorite kind of food?
>>673246400
WINRAR zozzle
>>673246400
winrarar
>>673246400
win
>>673246400
WINRAR
I know it's cheesy but I want to tounge punch you Lego cunt
>>673246400
win
>>673246043
>>673246277
OP you got lucky. Now post or gtfo
Hey I just wanna fuck you with this ogre dick
sing the 'Everyone has aids song'
>>673246400
winrar
>>673246424
Rollin
Want to get some lunch Saturday?
Just Show Me your Tits! plz
>>673242682
fuckig nigger
>>673246494
Worth a try
srry
>>673246494
Roll
>>673246043
The human body has 2 oculus' (eyes) so, I am 100% certain you read what I wrote. Also I didn't say anything I TYPED thus not using any words coming out of my mouth. So I am asking you, If you know what I wrote why do you still question it?
>>673246043
When you marry me, you will be my property. And you better not have an attitude. That's what I'm saying.
>>673246556
Reroll
say "4chan /b/ type of porn site and in this site guys told me that i shuold say this. Also i am retarded"
>>673246494
Rolllllllll
>>673242682
African American decent man
>>673246424 and so i cry sometimes when I'm laying in bed
>>673245517
No, I'll just leave.. I'm sorry
Show me your tight pussy and i will send you a pic of my dick
>>673246691
rolling
>>673246494
Keep on Rollin baby
>>673246731
roll
>>673246669
nice combo
>>673246400
>>673245965
Rolling for this.
>>673246731
rollll
>>673246647
you are a special kind of faggot aren't you?
I want to invite you to a clan rally!
lisyen to weezr's new track. california ki9ds
Why can we drink a drink, but not food a food
>>673246731
reroll
>>673246494
Rollin
>>673246691
lol this, roll
>>673246556
Rollsss
What did I say about attitude? When are you going to suck my dick?
>>673246669
69? Am i seeing it right? I think that is what you 4channers call a "win" :D
Show me your tight pussy. I will pay 100$ for that
>>673246846
Op dont forget >>673246669
Sorry i'm drunk i love you can we have sex
>>673246494
Cuck this.
Last roll
Sorry, 4chan is making me do this
>>673246846
Did you enjoy Justin Bieber's new single? I sure did.
>>673246846
kek
Show her this thread
>>673246731
fuck the roll
Frigg off randy
>>673246846
I also wonder what you look like with Nigger sperm all over your face, Btw are you voting for hillary or trump?
>>673246556
Rollesss
sorry not sorry
I will pay you $100 to have sex with me.
>>673247088
rip anon
>>673247070
Always one off. Rerollin
>>673247088
KKK was an inside job
>>673246556
Rell
>>673247129
roll
>>673247143
reolling dis bish
>>673247194
wat
>>673247269
FUcking winnnn do this op
>>673247269
Oh shit WINRAR
>>673247269
:^]
Bitch you better not give me that attitude when I take you out this weekend
>>673246669
OP DONT FUCKING AVOID THIS ONE
>>673242545
this
>>673247236
>00, 69, or 21 tells me what to say.
What is brain
>>673247236
not winnar, read op dumb faggot
>>673247088
>>673247088
>>673247088
WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER.
Link the thread, OP.
>>673247269
dat win oh
>>673245965
Reroll...
send me a vid of you masturbating. i will pay 200$
>>673247163
>>673247236
Read his rules faggots
Hey I've thought you are cute for a while, wanna get a drink some time?
- Signed me, not a faggot
Send her a dick pic
Are you Jew, because I think Hitler did nothing wrong.
sorry that was my brother, he is acoustic
>>673246669
Winrar
Also rolling for: "I luv ur big black ding-dong"
>>673243340
kek
>>673247404
new friend you have autism
>>673247403
>winnar
>>673247269
omg
>>673247469
WINARARAR
>>673241368
I was thinking about the day we met.
>>673247369
winrar
Legit thread
I'm really into putting doritos so far up in your butthole that you'll shit spicy goodness the next day
>>673247469
>>673247469
>>673247469
>>673247269
WINAR
>>673241368
Send her dick pic and ask for a pic of her pussy!
>>673241368
sharper in da pooper
Op u stil alive?
>>673247424
Roll jic
404
"Fuk me slut"
>>673247469
Win win winrar
>>673246400
>>673247475
>acoustic
always makes me kek
>>673247469
W I N
>>673247565
I CANT FUCKING KEEP UP WITH THE WINS
>>673243688
>>673247565
kek
>>673247269
next winrar op
Say this:
Bitch, I know where you will live. I will rape the FUCK out of you till you die. Then I will keep your corpse in my basement and fuck it whenever I get horny.
>>673247269
WINNER
>>673247404
NOT WINNAR AUTISM FAGGOT
>>673247565
OH LOL
I'm op, and op is a faggot
This fucking thread
>>673247633
Oh shit we are ruining OP's life
>>673247565
NEW THREAD!!! CREATE NEW THREADDDD
This will 404 soon.
>>673247565
As my future wife and property. You will not question me. You better know your place.
I FUCK DOGS
show me nudes or i will rape you tonight
>>673247781
you're the newest kind of fag
send a pic of you with a sharpie in your pooper
>>673247837
ROLL FOR WIN
>>673246205
dis
>>673245637
Top zoz roll
I like to rub you in no no square
Just suck my dick already
kek or zozzle?
roll: you're so fucking ugly kill yourself, whore.
>>673247837
roll for topkek
>>673247837
Roll
