Waifu Claiming thread
>What does your waifu/husbando do for fun?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Consider an hero and your streaming options
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent. Take it to >>>>/Trash/
>Drink alcohol
Most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Akiko claimed
>>685090827
I really can't tell in which way you're laughing at this
>>685090996
Truly
>>685091054
My insults are usually subtle, just throwing the classic kys doesn't cut it for me anymore
>>685091508
Hanako claimed, with a spicy dish on the side.
>>685091054
Wow, that figure.
>>685090790
Yeah, of course it's never been safe.
>I just made it extra dangerous for me
>>685091353
Being an asshole is generally encouraged here.
>>685091335
Do not fret comrade. Is not so bad.
>>685091464
>Double shot it
>It's the only way
>>685091517
Whew... I made it.
>>685091412
get >>>/out/ you piece of >>>/trash/
>>685091464
>waking up past midnight
>>685091517
>NOOOOOOOOOO
A U T I S M
still here
She likes to have chuuni fights with people, she always wins.
>Mizore gets image cap in yet another thread
>Mizore then goes to bed.
Night guys.
>>685091666
Nice trips, night satan.
wew
>>685091650
Wow. WOW!
Sorry for going uber autistic last thread.
>>685091741
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Mizore.
>>685091412
Needs to be a thing. Maybe.
>>685091353
To me /b/ is just a more soulless and more harsh kitchen. I already had the /b/ mindset from work where you cant let insults get to you. But after spending more time on /b/ the guys I work with got more and more shocked. Although they ended up laughing at half the generic /b/ shit I say at work.
>>685091508
Travels the world, looking for bandits. Then killing them.
>weakest reason for killing - material gain means nothing if you live without fear of dying.
Although she recently enjoys driving and her job as town enforcer.
Rory claimed.
>>685091654
I see being an asshole here as a way to let others know that life isn't all that easy and you shouldn't be offended by words. Especially from someone that's anonymous
>>685091109
No reasons..
>
>>685091517
Oh shit!
>>685091571
OK stalker girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X6by7YQ1FM
>>685091109
Thank you~
>>685091148
That's pretty deep bro, wanna talk about it?
>>685091193
Fellow leg man
>More of a thigh guy
>>685091650
Well, you can never go wrong with the classic kys
>especially against normies
>>685091654
She has a pretty one~
>>685090812
>10 times a second
Da fuck, no wonder JoJo is so OP.
>>685091054
Thank you Megu~
>>685091109
O shit it's out already? Kek wasn't even paying attention
>>685091517
Say goodbye :)
>Best idol claimed
Kud claim
>Love and Peace edition
>>685091353
You're being yourself and expressing your opinion, Shiro. There's nothing wrong with that, it's actually kind of the point here I think. I just happen to disagree with the idea that we can never ironically tell someone to kill themselves when we have an anon here who's catchphrase is "kill yourself".
How was everyone's day? What was the best thing that happened this week? Is everyone doing alright?
I'm happy to see you all!
Milinda claim
>Mirai, if you get steam pls add me!
>Anyone else can add me too.
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/MilindaBrantini
>Be sure to message me so I know who you are.
Im gonna head out everyone. Goodnight!
>>685091941
I have a thing for legs and feet
The point of /b/ is that we're all outcast faggots.
Some people lie about it... most do, but we're degenerates.
I don't see them as true insults. More like casting shit on a pile of shit.
Ah fuckit /b/ sucks whatever It fell much more quickly after the whole irl /anymoose/ raid happened where everyone bought masks and went out in public. Too much exposure and it flood with all kinds of faggots.
White knights, sjw's and children were exposed, bringing the tier down and introducing much less quality content.
/b/ is now a place to be edgy without care.
Where everyone demands proof for every single little thing rather than run with it for the lulz
ah fuckit brb an hero
>>685091973
Oh my soft princess you still havent left yet??
>>685091941
Oh and Megumin is still here, its a good day to have a bad night of sleep.
>>685092051
Aaaaaaand QT Kud???
>>685091508
QOTT related: Tile hopping, reading and chess.
>You can't go wrong with them
>>685091941
You said it
>>685092114
I cooked a dozen eggs and didn't eat any of them this week.
It felt good.
>>685092124
Goodnight
>>685091663
>tinking that there is only one timezone
>>685092124
Night
>hugs
>>685090650
U w0t m8?
Seriously? No reason to lie on the interwebz as 2d women. Seriously?!
>>685090653
Good. Don't complain because nobody cares, ya damn hippie.
>>685090827
Ugh...you can keep that phrase. I'm from an older time. (Not a better time just older. Also by older I by no means mean mature. Just older. Like...before...you know what. Fuck it)
>>685091109
I don't celebrate my b-day. We'll be drinking to your success and your health while you're gone, anyway.
>>685091335
Don't be like that. We're all here forever. We're here together.
>>685091517
Toast to Maki. I don't celebrate my b-day.
Claim
>>685091508
Being better than me at RTS games and obsessively modifying her car.
>Red
>>685092217
Nobody fucking cares, normie. Stop acting like you know what /b/ is, you piece of shit niggerfaggot. Welcome to 4chan newfag. Kill yourself.
>>685091654
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU UNDERRAGE FAGGOT
MODS MODS MODS HE S UNDERRAGE PLEASE CHECK ARCHIEVE
>>685092411
wewlad
>>685091508
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent. Take it to >>>>/Trash/
Already a step ahead of you.
>>685092124
Restful sleeps, Mili!
>>685092225
Yeah it's rare for me to be up this late, almost bailed last thread. What did you get up to tonight?
>>685092051
>Love and pieces
>>685092051
It was just because I never saw you say it before, I thought you meant it truly. As I said, I'm being too soft, especially for a place like this.
Warooo
>>685091973
It's not one guy. The original was Johnathan joestar, the second is the adopted grandson joespeh joestar. I'm not at the part 3 yet. Crazy thing is they're all built as fuck and everything is manly and dramatic
>>685092114
Got kicked from the mall and we're happy to see you too
>>685092124
Take care Milinda. I'll soon be leaving as well
>>685092411
Chill mang. It's a b8
>>685092411
Only newfags care about who is new and who is not.
Please leave.
>>685091973
>and there's another one with glasses
Am I being treated? :o
>>685092144
I have a thing for thighs and white shirts~
>those thighs tho
>>685092225
Can't sleep either? I have to wake up in 3 hours kek
How are ya my fav chuuni~?
>>685092114
I masturbated after 5 months of restraint
Imma do it again
>>685092282
How are you today~?
>>685092124
Night milinda! Sleep well :)
>>685091654
Who you hidin from?
>>685091663
Yeah I got the tism's, so what?
>>685091841
Waddup!
>>685091973
Well you didn't factor in one thing. I'm not even on a network right now
Boy. Thread sure has god to some chaotic shit here in the last hour or so.
We got all sorts of edgy running around.
>>685092411
I don't want to kill myself yet.
I've been here too long to be considered a newfag
Far from normal
I know exactly what /b/ is. A pile of trash, just as I said it was.
You care. You answered me
<3
>>685092720
>>685091663
>>685092114
>>685092411
You have a personality disorder.
>>685092347
>don't complain cus nobody cares
You sound like my family haha, but I agree
>I don't celebrate my b-day
ok you edgy fag, doesn't change the fact that i'll be celebrating
>>685092939
Don't we all? We're on the bowels of the internet for a reason.
>>685092813
You can partially thank me for that. They call me Spike "Shit-Stirrer" Spiegel
They being me
>>685092994
Any reason to celebrate is a good one~
>>685092720
Oh you have no idea how dramatic Dio gets in S3. This will be amazing.
Okay. Part 1 of The Dishening - the before I cleaned them.
>Rory-sama
>>685092583
Why not just love?
>>685092745
My report said I had a 91% on a SAC, but it was actually a 67. Was gonna keep quiet about it, but loudmouth friend spilled the beans
>It's too bad, really
>Nice guy, whole future ahead of him
>But snitches get stiches
>>685092790
>mods
>>685092548
I am just super itchy tonight it happens sometimes but tonight its so bad I cannot sleep
>>685092745
Nope me either! I ust keep itching and its just so hot in my house, you have to wake up in 3 hours? Holy crap I hope you survive the day my magical friend I will be praying for you
>>685092217
You really hit the nail on his head here bud
I condsider myself still newfag but in the 2 years I've been here I've only seen it go downhill. Every thread that isn't porn or something else gimmicky boils down to peopele trying to be the edgiest cunt of the bunch and trying to disprove the other like it even fucking matters. People complain we are the cancer of /b/, but that's just because they fail to see all of /b/ is cancer. I tried to go from /waifu/ to other threads on /b/, I really tried. But it's always the same shit
>trap threads, disgusting
>loli, and people complain about us
>shota, like loli but worse
>interracial porn
>YLYL, never funny
>that christianfag and his bullshit bait again
And I'm not even listing that "cancer of /b/" pic people love to post here, this is my summary of what I saw when I got on /b/
It's dead. It's been dead a long time before I came. They should just bury it but as long as they won't we'll be here
>>685093113
Nice dishes
>>685092124
Goodnight princess <3
>>685092225
Kek not yet, in a bit though yes.
>>685092347
>No reason to lie
You said it yourself. This is too uncanny.
>>685092720
Okay got confused, need to learn more about JoJo anyway.
>>685092745
Who knows~
>Running out though kek
>>685092790
u focking wot m80
>>685092790
>actually has fucking autism
>posting about it on /b/
Is this your first day on /b/?
Im going to go an hero my pillow now.
Night everyone
>>685093113
Part 2 - Eye of the Drain Cyclone
>30 minutes of nothing but dishes
>Rory-sama
>>685093094
I totally blame you.
GOD DAMN YOU SPIKE̡͍̮̋ͫ̒̓ͭ̃̐͌ͤ̀͜
Ḑ̨̅͋̀҉̤͇͇̜̫̱Â̶̘̜̣̝͍̯̻̊͞M̵̶̭̺̭̞͓͓̟͇̿̈̅͊̔N͉̠̭̟͚͚̣̼͆̋͐̽̚ ̨̗ͩ̂̀Ÿ̜̭̙̪̦̗́ͧͬ̇͟O̒͏̹̬̞Ǔͨͯ͘҉͚̳͍ͅ ͓̟̎ͦ̌͒ͯͩ̽͊̉̀͘͢T̵͙͓̖̦̬̘̞̍̏͘O͍̻͕ͦ͆̌́̎͑ͫ̌ ̧͚̮͇̜͕̪̃̊ͤͯͥ͘H̸̻̩̥̞͉ͯ͗́ͮ̉̄E̗̹̙͓ͭͫ͌̀͌ͫ̄͟L̨̮̖̳͍͚͋̀́̆̍L͙̤̮͓̲̜̩͊ͪ̓ͧ͑̔̐͊!̯̳̼͎͇̫ͣ͒̉͐ͪ̏̊̚̕͜
>>685092411
When you do that, they only shitpost louder, Kotoura-anon.
>>685091973
...
What didn't you tell me Maki wears glasses?
>>685092745
Megumin, are you a fellow glasses lover?! Do you understand the appeal of a girl in glasses? A bespectacled beauty?!
>>685093239
Well at least I get to see you one more time before you leave <3
>>685093162
Let people enjoy what they like.
>>685093162
If we're broaching the topic.
Waifu threads are not, and never were cancer. They are the very lifeblood of 4chan and played a key role in the success of this website when it was in its infancy. Originally, there was only /a/. People discussed anime. It didn't take long for the first Waifu thread to pop up, and once that happened, every other thread was a Waifu thread. And it hasn't stopped since. It just splintered off to /b/ and people aren't used to seeing it here. But the majority of Waifu discussions happen on /a/.
>Red
I go away for an hour, what the fuck guys
>>685093132
First of all, what's an SAC?
English isn't my first language ;-;
>go get him!
>>685093152
It can't be that bad, just going to babysit my lil' sis all day~
>>685093239
Doesn't matter, these are gold~
>gold should be rare
>>685093429
I do~ A girl who rarely wear glasses tho.. Those are the best kind of girl in glasses~!
>no offence best glasses
>>685092677
I understand, Shiro. These threads are a little different from the rest of /b/, but the majority of the people who come to these threads have probably been on /b/ far longer.
>>685092869
You're the hero we need, just not the one we deserve.
>>685092813
Yeah it's been... something, I think. Maybe not, I have a hard time telling anymore.
>>685093152
That sounds awful! I hate when I get itchy all over. Maybe take a shower or something?
>>685093162
This place hasn't been "uphill" in a loooooong time. It's rose-tinted glasses if anyone thinks so. Maybe in the very, very early days it was different. But shit I think the reason most of us think it used to be great is because we found it when we were edgy underage b& back in the day and it resonated with us.
>>685093682
I have no idea.
>>685092889
Forever?
>>685093113
>>685093289
Wew
>>685093276
Night miho!
>>685093239
I recommend watching it. Thought it was gay at first then it got manly, and it's going back to gay at a bromance level
>>685093682
Away from...?
And hi Barry.
>>685093760
The word "Rubbish" comes to mind for some reason.
>>685093682
Welcome back to hell
>>685093132
Because everything must have its equalizer
No darkness means no light
No pain means no gain
Do you even lift?
>>685093162
There has al always been all of the above here.. except maybe traps? I think that's pretty recent. Hell if I know.
I'm pretty sure I came a few years after 4chans inception, when 7chan really began to lose steam. It was certainly much, much quicker then. The shit threads got filtered out in just a few minutes, and mostly 'quality' content stuck to the first few pages because of it.
Even they didnt last long because 4chan was so popular back then.
4chan is going to die.
The people want to see mods being active and be a part of the community. They no longer are. Only part of the shadows.
People dont like it when what they cant see are lording over them.
Mods need to quit being cucks and show their faces again
>>685093272
This post transported me back to 2009.
>>685093398
Already there, darlin
>>685093760
I'm just an asshole.
>>685093856
the threads
>>685092994
I was projecting haha. Complain all you want. You be you. And I really dont. It usually passes without me doing anything! After you get to be my age, you don't want to count the years anyway.
>>685093239
>my heart
And yeah, I agree. Nice, though. Don't think I've ever met anyone with the same b-day.
>>685093682
I'm glad you weren't here last thread, I went full triggered. Really funny know that I think about it.
>>685093789
>yes
>kisses night
>>685093742
In Australia, it stands for School Assessed Coursework.
>Sharpening mah shank...
Have some glasses
>>685093872
Nah, I hate physical activity.
>>685093872
Touche.
>>685093921
Oh. I can read and stuff.
Yeah, it's non-sense central here.
>>685093742
Oh..well I am glad it isnt going to be super busy and I hope you sleep tomorrow friend
>>685093760
It is awful! Sweat and just itchy I think I will take one in a little bit here
>>685093872
And a good asshole, too
But mods being active isn't necessarily what's going to make this place better. I know for a fact that it didn't when a certain mod fucked with everything for whatever fucking reason.
>>685094127
>know that I think about it.
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
KILL YOURSELF
LEARN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND USE GRAMMAR
>>685094182
I got a 57 on the AST by sleeping through 50% of the tests.
>may be why Im a cook in a uni
>>685094155
Goodnight bun
>>685093224
Thanks Chen. I had to wash them without a dishwasher. Fuck these mechanics.
>>685093099
exactly, thats always been my belief haha
>>685093132
Mods? what your get threatened or su'm?
>>685093239
Don't stat wit me m8, ill jab u and ya hole gaggle a fegs wit me kok
>>685093272
>thinking I was serious
Is this literally your first day on the internet?
>>685093276
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>685093276
Night Miho.
>>685093742
It seems you still have a ways to go. That's fine, though. None taken.
>>685093547
just giving my opinion
I'm not throwing you off your CP thread, don't worry
>>685093575
I know the origins of 4chan. Didn't Tats once mention moving the thread back to /a/ was tried and failed?
>>685093682
The train without brakes derails fast
>>685093760
I can't say I've been around for that long because I actually wasn't an underage fag when I came here. Things tend to change. When people are involved the inevitable fate is that it becomes something different, wether people like it or not, while the people are stuck with the old image. I think that's why so many people say it's all cancer now but I never saw any different
>>685093872
It will die eventually, like all things. Best to make something worth with the time we have right now, eh?
>pussy cuck mods
What a surprise
>>685094328
I miss Heaven. He was the hero /b/ deserved.
>>685094374
I'm sorry hun, simple typo. I'm going to go cry in the shower now, I'll try to hurry.
>>685094182
Find something that lights a fire under your ass and get moving!
>>685094328
I enjoyed seeing mods appear and ban people for random reasons
That's what I miss about 7chan. You cant mention 4chan without being banned.
They still have cheesegraters
Party hard mode... man, I really miss party mode
>>685094374
Are you a forced meme?
>>685094591
I am Heaven
>>685094498
>admits to having autism on 4chan
>"IT WAS B8 I SWEAR"
>>685094155
Night bunbun!
>>685093869
;~;
>>685093760
am scared
>>685094254
I see that, what started all the crazy?
>>685094545
Save us Akiko, you're our only hope
>>685094648
Calm down
The fact that people spend so much time to write long posts to prove their point is so funny.
>>685093276
Night Miho.
>>685093429
She doesn't but it'd be great if she did.
>>685093457
Well aren't you just a rising qt~
What's your angle?
>>685093742
>gold should be rare
Yep and that's exactly why I'm out, except for this. Kek don't even remember this.
>>685093789
Kek, sounds interesting, I'll put it on the backlog.
>>685094000
Neither have I
>Checked
>>685094498
oi m8 avin a lil bantz eh? i'll fuk ye up wit me lef hok.
>>685094638
hi spike how are things?
>>685094464
I fell asleep during one of my finals, and woke up with ten minutes left
>I still aced it
>>685094498
Nah, I pizza'd when I should have french fried
>>685094638
I don't feel like it.
>>685094689
>Akiko
We're doomed
>>685094779
>Whats your angle?
What do you mean oh soft one?
>>685094822
Mine happened too long ago.
>2007
>I feel so old
>>685094718
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>>685094182
Aim for the vitals~
>Hanako with glasses..
>looks great!
>>685094298
And I hope you don't get itchy soon~
>>685094498
That should be everyone's belief!
>inb4 alcoholic society
>>685094538
Sorry to be a disappointment..
But I still believe that a girl who rarely wear glasses makes it more special when she do wear them!
>Kek don't even remember this
Remember what?
>>685094779
You'd like it. Hopefully lol
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>685094464
I'm glad everything is fine now.
>>685094998
Goodnight smugs~!
>Megumin
>>685094689
Seriously? What the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>685094718
This is what is commonly known as "discussion". it gives a lot of material that others can respond to and construct more arguments around. It's a tad different from the usual "ur wrong fgt" but you get used to it
>>685094689
>a silver being our only hope
What?
>>685094718
FUUUUUUUCKING BITCH YOU FUCKING BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND IT ALREADY I WANT TO FUCKNG KILL YOU I WANT TO FUCKING KIIIL YOU YOU FUCKING BIIIIIIIITCH! I WISH YOU WERE IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN FUCKING RAPE AND TORTURE YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH MOTHER FUCKER HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME, I'LL RAPE YOU AND AS IM RAPING YOU I'LL TELL YOU HIM IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Listen to me you mother fuckers. Listen to me good you cock-suckers mother fuckers. I'm THEE coolest guy on the entire 4chan board and you're all a bunch of little fags. All of you are fags, i dont know WHY but apperently everyone's a fucking faggot except for me. I dont know why evryone's a fucking fag except me, they. just. are. YOU choose to be a little fag not me, you're all fags and you all suck big fat nigger dick, yes NIGGER dick. You fucking white people make me SICK, fucking SIIIIIIICK you're all obess with niggers "stealin all da white cuck me baby" fucking shut the FUCK UP with that shit you fucking fags are so fucking weird i dont even want to talk about it. But thats the thing, i HAVE to talk about it. I have to. Youre just a bowl of GORE you're fucking insane, like a vortex of madness.
Cirno. I'm locking it in forever with this post.
>>685094298
I get that when it get's really hot here too, it's like all the pores open up at the same time and it just feels awful... Showers usually do help though.
>>685094545
I'm not going to be one of those people who brags about how long he's been shitposting on a Japanese cartoon imageboard, so I'll just say this
YLYL threads were never funny
>>685094638
I enjoyed it, but I wouldn't say it made this a better place. It definitely used to be really funny when mods would show up. I guess I can agree with what you said earlier about not wanting to be controlled by mods hiding in the shadows.
>>685094591
#BringBackSnacks
>>685095157
You cant not look at a vortex of madness, you have to its the fucking laws of physics, you HAVE to look into the vortex of maddness even if it burns your eyes, even if it causes you to go insane. You're all fucking lame and you're all fucking retarded and awkard, none of you are as cool as me, NOBODY is, even that cock sucker who has a million in the bank isn't nearly as cool as me, he's a little rich boy who has to brag to faggots like you, but i dont have to brag im fucking just in shock at the situation im in I;'m suck with you fucking faggots, i cannot stop looking at you beign faggots, i HAVE to fucking look, i just have to!
I'm thee coolest mother fucker you'll ever meet and you're madness is draining my life energy. My eyes are burning out and my mind is going numb and all human senses i have are being sucked into the maddness that is this 4chan board. You're all mother fuckers and i HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU SOOOOO FUUUUCKIN MUCH! STOP TAKING MY FUCKING LIFE STOP! I NEED MY YOUTH AND SOUL STOP FUCKING TAKING IT YOU MOTHER FUCKER DEVIL! FUCKER DEVIL STOP IT! I'LL FUCKING TORTURE YOU FOREVER IN HELL YOU MOTHER FUCKER IM GOING TO ONLY GO AFTER YOU IN HELL! I'M COMING FOR YOU IN HELL FOREVER YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS! YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER BASTERD!
.
Going to bed now!
Should I post a pic of myself with glasses?
>Rory-sama
>>685094689
Nothing in particular. I'd blame spike more than anyone, but it's really just a big ol' mess.
Doesn't help that i'm just lurking hardcore and barely reading anything that doesn't immediately pertain to me.
>>685094955
>Be me
>English essay
>Hungry as fuck
>"Pizza or meat pie?"
>Eternal question in my head as I write
>Continue writing aimlessly as I think
>Ten mins left
>Re-read my conclusion
>Pizzameatpiepizzameatpiepizzameatpie
>Wat
I subconsciously wrote pizza and meat pie over and over again as my conclusion.
>>685094799
Boring. Quiet... excited for tomorrow. I was given the company card to buy a bunch of shit for a grillout tomorrow, and I get to cook it all. It's going to be like working in a kitchen again, ecept only for a short amount of time without the stress
Awwwright
>>685094822
I have a zippo with a butane insert. I can turn up the flame and let it burn, burn, burn.
like a ring of fire
>>685094958
>>685095193
Has gookmoot ever shown up? What the fuck is he doing?
I want to own 4chins... Get all the cock loving faggots out of /b/
>>685095257
>
>>685095350
Yes absolutely
>>685095389
I blame Spike whenever anything goes wrong here so that makes sense
>>685093682
Thats where you fucked up mang
>>685094000
>chek'd
kek, I dunno, it depends on the circumstance. I was raised where whenever I complained about shit I was met with a resounding "PUSSY" from my fam, so i just take my licks
>>685094648
kek, nice b8 i fell for it a time a 2
>>685094779
ya lef hok? I herd ya lef hok feels lik a handjobba down at the pub stolls, u want a reel fite ill give ya str8 jab to tha teeth m8
>>685095350
No.
Don't post your identity here.
>>685095350
Yes
>please do
>>685095393
Are you autistic? This story isn't even reddit-tier humor.
Do you say "le" before every sentence? How far down the rabbit hole of down syndrome are you?
>>685095419
>Get all the cock loving faggots out of /b/
Wouldn't it be just too fun to swing the ban hammer at an entire "boypussi" or trap or whatever the fuck thread?
I'd find that amazingly fun.
>>685095537
Well sure. It's usually correct to do so.
Lol
>>685094972
Yeah I think if I take a shower I will feel better its gonna sting but I mean whatever helps.
>>685095193
I wish it was just a tad bit windy outside so I could have a breeze in my room
>>685095419
oh well thats neat sounds like you will have fun
>>685095730
I actually did this. Managed to fix it at the end, but yeah I did this.
>Not my proudest moment
>>685095389
>>685095537
You two have good instincts.
Strange, though, how one person has the power to derail things so violently
good
>>685095730
>>685095737
That's what I mean.
Force mods to make appearances, announce their bans, sling insults at the offenders
Let people know they're present and cucking their shameless boipussy's
Here's a suggestion; stop acting like you know shit when you clearly don't.
>>685095965
this
>>685095965
That'd be too close to doing right.
>Red
>>685095537
>>685095680
>Im such a sad sack
>>685095671
I have done so before, the two closest anons to me are Jenny anon and Kirino anon, because I dont know where Hanako anon lives.
>Im suspecting Perth
>>685095965
Back from work I suppose.
Hey there.
>>685095593
>being autistic
>someone calls you autistic
>kek, nice b8
>>>/out/
>>685095419
He's posted a few times right when he bought the damn place, but I haven't seen much. He does have an admin handle though so he could post whenever. If I owned this site I'd probably do the same thing so people worshipped me when I did show up. Make a /boi/ board and just ban 'em all, let god sort 'em out. Good times.
>>685095932
Also I wouldn't call this a derailment, this is probably the most discussion I've had in one of these threads.
>>685094864
Oh don't worry about it. You're to cute to be plotting something
>>685094998
Sleep tight Queen Smug.
>>685095257
>>685095157
Never seen this pasta before.
>>685095593
doubting me hoks m8? that'll be the las thing ya do. one hok to de head an ya gon be out cold m80
>>685095965
Oh hey.
>>685094779
Our entire ship seems to have its birthday in the span of two weeks. Mili's is in 10 days I think. Feel like a generic Gemini at all?
>>685094972
No. Glasses. All the time. For the good of mankind. Pic related.
>>685095257
Long pasta, smug
>>685095350
If it's Rory, sure. If it's you, seen you in glasses already.
>>685095593
Kek, yeah could never compare to my parents individual problems. My grandparents either.
>>685091508
anime is so fucking stupid. why are their noses just scratches? why do they have elf ears? Why do they have neon spiked hair? Why are they always fucking gasping? Why do they have huge stupid watery eyes? God damn nuke Japan already. Nothing of value will be lost.
>>685094972
right? if its a good day, celebratory shots! if its a bad day? unwinding shots! if its a neutral day? have some wine or some shit
>>685094822
WHY DIDN'T YOU PIZZA, YOU IDIOT
Man, showers feel good. You dirty nignogs should consider it sometime.
>>685096118
Look somewhat like one of my old work friends
>>685096118
I honestly expected much, much worse. Still you shouldn't pierce the veil
>>685096380
But water is wet
>>685095901
Get to stand out in the sun, get paid to cook, smoke cigs and do not actual work for once.
Fuck yeah
>>685095965
Shhhhh
shhhhhhhh
shhh
It's ok, Tatsu. It's ok. Everything will be all right.
Opinions are like assholes
and everyone here is one
>>685096136
>>685096152
Ahh, the old /fur/ thread where it was covered in marquee flames, The Fury and sweet music.
Create a board for the faggots and make it so retarded no one goes there.
Ban them anywhere outside of it, and poof, they're gone!
>>685096323
Why are you so retarded?
Just because
>>685096118
I heard my name
>bruh shakey cam worst cam
>but why again
>>685096118
Teach us how to cook sometime, Rory.
>Mirai
>>685096118
You look alright
>>685096158
Oh yeah no worries....im not planning anything at all
>>685095965
Attention whore
>>685095965
But... but being full of shit is my favorite past time!
>>685095932
>You two have good instincts.
I think not noticing would make us so unperceptive that we'd border on comatose.
>mod stuff
Yeah really. Almost never see mods for anything but the most egregious of shit like CP, ponies, and apparently, us on rare occasion.
>>685096496
hope its everything you dream spike
>>685096638
>
>>685096496
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>>685095772
I will pray for ya, brother~
>>685096118
Should I also post mine?
It's a old one tho
>>685096268
Kek, you may be right~
>>685096364
You're literally what I'll become later in life kek
>>685096323
>American cartoons are stupid
>Why do they have no nose?
>Why do they have ridiculous ears?
>Why do they have boring hair?
>Why are they arways farting?
>Why do they have big circres with no color for eyes?
>Goddamn, America is stupid
>But we shouldn't nuke them with our ATOMIC BOMBS
>Because they arso have ATOMIC BOMBS
Do you realise that America would lose a shitton of imported products and revenue if they nuked Japan? And that a fuckton of alliances would be broken? Have you thought this through?
>>685096865
cool
>>685096711
Apply to be a janitor
Actually, don't... have a LITTLE dignity
>>685096746
Probably not. I only have 1 grill, but it does have a side burner.
A flat top and fryer would be would adequate.
>>685096789
>>685096786
Almost spat out my coffee. Go to bed, Mili, I got this, haha
>>685096381
Aizawa did you ever get those lightbulbs fixed?
>>685095772
Now that would probably help you out too. Do you have low threadcount sheets on your bed?
>>685096496
That's the kind of stuff that sticks out in my memory more than mod appearances, but that was pretty legendary I guess. It'd probably catch up too many normal anons today, but it just might work.
>>685096158
its knot a doubt its a fact m8, ya hoks a gabige and every1 knows it. even ya girl, i gav er a straight jab the otha day in fact
>>685096268
oh yeah, parents problems I don't even come close too. My siblings though? they didn't have it so bad yet they act like they were straight up slaves or some shit haha, you said you have a sister? you got any other siblings?
>is the sister qt?
>>685096364
I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT
>>685096803
Entirely up to you. Im just bored at work.
>>685096600
I did show /b/ how to make hollandaise a few months ago. Maybe.
>still have the step by step pics
>>685096786
Wanna go?
>>685096803
Thanks friend!
>>685097002
No I dont think so? I am not sure to be honest
>>685096865
He isn't wrong though.
>>685096986
ive never really cooked much.
>>685097023
A sister? I don't have a sister. Had a brother who died a few years back, but that's about it. If I told you I had a sister, I was drunk and lying.>>685097023
>>685096803
good to hear it haha, i'm a prime role model! how old are you btw?
>>685097051
PIZZA SHOULD BE #1 CHOICE YOU NIG
>>685097109
Basically, the lower the threadcount, the itchier the sheet. You may want to look into it if you only get itchy and hot in bed.
>Kud
>>685096986
Janitor? And mark myself as a faggot?
I'm already a faggot, i don't need extra marking.
>>685096957
A lot of "value" would be lost.
Imported products.
Revenue.
Alliances.
Peace.
You're literally saying we should kill millions of people because you don't like the way they draw cartoons.
Good job.
If you killed all Americans, nothing of value would be lost. They only make up 5% of the population, after all.
The biggest loss, population-wise, would be killing all Asians.
How does that make you feel? That the 'Japs' are more valuable than you?
>>685096699
Everyone here is. Hell, you are with that reply.
>>685096496
No, you do not know what you are talking about. By the logic of "just go and ban 'em" we ourselves could be banned for avatarfagging.
/b/ isn't anyone's hugbox so on't let that mentality rule over you. It should be left largely unmoderated.
>>685096994
You sure? Gotta defend the ship.
>Sorry if I frightened you.... kek
>>685097109
Your damn right I do...
>
What are your guys' thoughts on Kanye West? In my opinion, he's one of the greatest artists of our generation.
>>685097106
Here goes nothing
>>685097109
Anytime friend~
>>685097254
I wouldn't mind tbh
Why have money if you're gonna be a boring fuck with it~
>I'm 18
>old enough to drink in quebec
>>685096268
>10 days
Wow you're right. Yeah I believe I have some of those Gemini traits, Do you?
>>685096638
I'll trust you m8.
>>685096786
Kek, my guardian angel.
>>685097023
wot de fok did u jus say to me m9. me hoks is one thing but me gal is anotha. meet me at da pub and put ye money where ya moth is.
>>685097478
You have a very smooth face Megumin, if that's you.
>>685097478
Stop
>>685097262
Hmm alright I gotta remember this next time I go and buy sheets!
>>685097378
>
thats cool try to penetrate this shield
>>685097478
Thats a cute cat!
>>685097522
No worries I am bad at making plans like this anyways
>>685097478
>old enough to drink in the civilised world
>>685097522
Do you date right mingers to seem more accessible to da bitches?
>>685097687
I wonder how you look, fag.
>>685097251
Oh what the hell? I swear you said you had a sister that looked like Mirai once, you probably were drunk you fuckin alcoholic haha and i'm sorry to hear that about your brother
>>685097449
Some would even say, a songbird
>>685097478
Exactly, thats a cute cat btw
>>685097522
oi, if i put ma money whey ma moth wus ya girl would av undreds comin out her soppin cunt
