And here I confess....
>my son brings this girl over
>they're adamant they're not dating but it's pretty clear he's super into her
>she's fine (pic related, looks a lot like her)
>she's over a lot, likes hanging at our house
>I let them drink they have fun in the pool
>she's always flirty with me, I'm digging her vibe
>son has a huge party, pretty much whole class over
>he's so pumped about having her over. I think he's going to make his move
>10/10 son. Fuck her senseless
>I clear out, tell son I'll be gone all night
>cell phone exploding just after midnight
>son calling
>Wtf? You should be crushing puss or setting the stage to
>answered annoyed "what?"
>It's her. Son drunk out of mind, vomiting in pool. Didn't know what to do
>I go home, clear out remaining kids, put son to bed
>girl all "I need a ride"
>Picking up unreal vibes.
>driving her home, ask "you feeling okay? Want to get some air? Sober up?"
>"yeah. Drive us to the river Mr. X"
>drive to lake, park. Figure we walk around then I make a move
>wrong. She's pulling my dick out before I finish taking off my seat belt
>she's going to town on my dick, clumsy terrible blow job
>I say "let me do you"
>fingering her and eating her out
>she's going wild. So wet. Saying dirty shit
>Asks me to fuck her
>no mention of condom
>pounding her deep. She's screaming her lungs out. Saying the Dirtiest shit I've heard a woman say
>she's gushing all over me. Flushed and moaning
>fuck her to exhaustion 10/10 fuck fest
>drop her off completely spent
>she doesn't come over for two weeks
>son tells me he asked her out and now they're dating
>good for you, son!
>they're dating for a month, he brings her home after a date to "watch a movie"
>Oh, I'll go to bed, give you guys some privacy...
>wait an hour, can't help myself
>sneak downstairs
>perfect vantage point
>can see them banging
>she's motionless, like a robot
>watch them bang for 20 mins, she barely even makes gasps, he finishes, she's silent
>go upstairs. Forever ashamed my son is a terrible fuck. Need to bring this girl ecstasy she deserves.
What do /b?
Sounds legit
Fuck her with your son and teach him how to fuck properly
>>684847491
this
Any similar stories? Dumping waiting for advice/sharing
>>684847491
I don't know if he'd be into that.
Would I propose it to her first?
>>684846949
>>684847094
Fuck sideways on the side.
Not like you won´t be needing to stop cumming inside that young cunt.
>>684847094
Fuck your son, show him how it's done
>>684847491
>Fuck her with your son and teach him how to fuck properly
or fuck your son so he gets to know what he has to do
>>684847802
Propose to her first and let the girl make the request to your son He will be more likely to accept if is the girl to ask
>>684847981
Suck him off that's how
>>684847913
Seems legit bro
>>684848206
Everything on 4chan is fucking legit bro
>>684847882
kek
>>684848076
What if she never wants to fuck him again? He's really into her.
I'm worried he's got a small dick. I watched them for a while, he seems to have stamina
>>684848272
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>684846949
Grow the fuck up you write like a ten year old that heard about sex fuck off and die you scum bucket cock juggling thunder cunt
>>>she's fine (pic related, looks a lot like her)
So.. pic not related.
>>684847802
How old is your son?
Considering personalities, this will be a very bad idea. He will learn eventually weather with her or probably someone else. Don't even hint at threesome with them. No matter what he says, it will hurt the father-son relationship. Not worth it, bro. No chick is worth that.
>>684849333
Another for trips
>>684848965
>Being this fucking retarded
>>684849534
He's 17
>>684848856
She could fuck both of you so she will fuck him again no problem. Teach him how to use hands, tongue etc to help her reaching orgasms easily
>>684847981
Don't say anything. That is one thing that isn't your job to do.
>>684849246
You write like a ten year old that never took English grammar in school.
>>684847094
Absolute failure. You are a poor story teller, and if there is even a shred of truth in this you are an even shorter father. You're going to put some gash before your own flesh and blood? Fuck you and your nigger way of thinking
>>684849524
>under advisement
>>684849703
>>684846949
If he ever finds out he will hate you forever and hate girls. The thing is he will find out if they get into a fight/he fucks up and she wants revenge.
>>684847882
this
>>684847882
This. Eat out your son and make him say things you've never heard him say before.
>>684850767
Wait for them to be banging, catch them in the act, and tell your son ur gonna teach him how to do it. ez
>>684849703
Teens are especially vulnerable to their parents. Please hear my advice I gave. Don't bring that up. He'll eventually figure it out. As long as he uses a condom. Possibly give him a box and leave it at that. Don't give advice that's not asked for.
>>684847981
for what its worth, im 25 and have had totally bangin milfs soaked for me.. you're no good at sex either, its the lust and passion for eachother that makes it good. if she wasn't into it you wouldn't have "performed" much better. she was drunk and thirst, you gave her water. she was satisfied with your son and only sipping on the water rather than guzzling it.
namean?
become a man yourself first, than teach your son about girls. cant tell you how many grown ass 40-50+ yr olds ive clowned this way. if they want it, go as hard as you can. if theyre not begging for it don't chase.. that simple.
>>684851203
That sounds like good advice. Thanks anon
You're a piece of shit. You broke the code in the most heinous way. If my dad had ever done that to me and I found out, he'd no longer be breathing. How can you even call yourself his father?
>>684850767
Unfortunately, for now, yes. Who knows about the future but no girl is worth your relationship.with your son.
>>684851135
No! Bad idea.
>>684851203
U seem in tune to this
Ur dad bang ur gf too?
>>684851473
You're welcome.
>>684851429
I mean I get that they gotta be into it, but people can have bad sex even if they're into each other. You gotta have some skill
>>684851429
Don't understand nigger talk.
What "clowned" mean?
>>684851473
How does it make you feel knowing that you're 40sum and havent done shit with your life so you prey on younger women who have a whole life ahead of them.
You're garbage, you always have been. You always will be. Hopefully your son wont end up like the piece of shit you are.
>>684846949
Does anyone actually believe this moron?
>>684849703
Well it isn't a surprise that he isn't a good fuck then. He will learn in time. So did you. >>684849534
this. You'll fuck up your relationship for good if you go on suggesting a threesome...
>>684846949
My first serious girlfriend fucked my dad. ANd she told me his dick was way bigger. I never spoke to him agian.
That's your future fuckwad
>>684853115
Definitely top kek tiny dicked manlet
>>684852650
Fuck you. Nothing wrong with a guy being with a younger girl. The way he tells it, she wanted him. Fair play.
Don't be jelly because nobody wants your fat, vaping, neckbeard ass
>>684852150
nah u just gotta outgrow fear, and pound away.
make work out of it, don't pleasure urself. idk not explaining it. think what u want
>>684852300
basically ^^
why would a good lookin tight bodied milf, with a strong, masculine, moneymaking partner wanna hook up with a skinny 20 yr old with nothing to his name?
sexual dominance. not thinking something of it. not thinking 'youre the man' cuz youre better at sex than your 17 yr old son.
clownin a grown man is me drillin his hoe.
mr. steal yo girl status
hittin it n quittin it. not thinking anyting of it or deriving pleasure from it for myself.
again, cant be explained, gotta live and learn.
>>684853254
fuck off. She was a bitch. I'm plenty big enoug
>>684846949
>into her
maybe more than you think.....
>>684853587
What do you mean?
>>684846949
Sort of a similar situation for me, but my niece snuck into my bedroom while she thought I was passed out drunk and started rubbing my dick. The second it got hard she immediately left my room
>>684854044
Any more deets? What's her age? What she look like? Do you gotta big dick?
>>684853726
>>684853587
What goes into a girl? Think, Sven.
>>684854161
She's 19, I'm 30 - my dick ain't crazy big...a solid 8"
>>684848965
>Being this blind to sarcasm
>>684854169
Yeah, at the end of the story they fuck. What are you implying that wasn't stated explicitly?
>>684854161
Also tempted to post a pic but I know how you guys are...
>>684846949
Wow wtf, am I fucking dreaming or this picture was taken in Bordeaux ?
>>684854380
That's a monster dong.
Fake story. Interest lost
>>684854619
It's in Nice you pleeb
>>684854781
Ah shit, there's a Gelataria shop here in Bordeaux too
Op how old are you?
>>684854653
Boy I wish it was a fake story...was hot as shit at the time but now I'm just worried
>>684854653
Not OP but his dick size isn't that crazy.
I'm not sure why the internet says the average size is 5, thats incredibly small. I'm sitting at 7.5, 8 on a great day.
Not hard to do dude, just get gud
>>684855127
If you are 7.5, then you're VERY big.
The internet says 5 is the average because it is. Any reliable study shows about 5.5 and most are volunteer, meaning they skew up (more likely to volunteer the bigger you are)
>>684847094
Fuck your son, teach him how to make love like an man.
>filename
>inexperienced teen getting wet
>inexperienced teen fucking in car
>son would fuck downstairs while you are upstairs/she allows it
Bad story telling 2/10 for the effort but your virginal lack of experience is telling.
>>684855127
I'm the guy who posted...it's really not as big as the other guy made it seem. Sure it's longer than average, but it's of average girth.
>>684854595
Bruh just post her pic...chances are no one here knows her
>>684855616
Uhhhhh I doubt she was inexperienced
I am a father myself. What happens happens. You only live once.
What you did was okay. But do not tell him.
>>684855970
Pic related
>>684857076
trap detected
>things that never happened
>>684856947
No. my kid is too young.
But don't panik. She hasn't told him until now so she will not do it. They will split up in some time
>>684855127
Yeah. Mine is only 9 inches, I guess 5.5 means flaccid average.
>>684857526
She's def not a trap son
But you sure are a virgin
>>684857691
Oops meant for >>684857237
>>684857608
Thats what I'm thinking too.
To be honest I'm both a shower and a grower, so my peen almost doubles in size
>>684846949
Cunt award goes to op.
Your son is probably going to turn into an absolute faggot because his own father fucked him.
Nice legacy you just built for yourself. Hillbilly.
>>684857691
bait worked
>>684857856
How do you usually remove lime scale buildup?
Most of the chemicals I've tried stink or aren't effective.
>>684857944
I never had sex with my son
That was just Fags being "funny" with their advice
>>684856091
Then she is a molested whore on a different level, she is also the aggressor in this story which means she is fucking and sucking random anyone's. Plus she can hold her drink on top of that - so ya you have a disease carrying psycho for any of this to be true.
>>684855410
Wait... we're measuring while hard correct?
>>684858466
I didn't say you had.
I said you fucked him.
Fucked him as in cucked him.
As in fucked him over.
You would have done less damage to him had you fucked him in his anus and made him pregnant.
with aids.
She's going to tell him eventually.
Better he hears it from you first.
>>684854380
You are 30 years old and your son is 17, making you a father at 13?
Ok
>>684859421
No that's a different anon not op
>>684859415
They weren't together, and he's got VERY good reasons for keeping his mouth shut if she was underage.
Wait, no one ever asked if you had a wife or if she was dead/divorced
>>684846949
nearly the same happened to me
>know this girl my brother studied with
>she is really smart and beautiful
>petite girl
>my brother never made a move
>ask him if she has a boyfriend
>brother says nope
>brother takes me with him when they go to the park
>talk to her
>she is 4 years older as me
>try to man up she's getting touchy
>later that night peopel are leaving
>only us 2 and my brother still left
>brother says he's gonna get some drinks
>sends me text that he will leave us alone now
>we lie under the stars together
>shits gettring romantic
>try to kiss her, she giggles but she kisses back
>few days later I want to meet her to fuck her
>brother tells me she is in for some kinky stuff
>ask her she tells me she likes toys and stuff
>okay.jpg
>go to a sex store
>get some handcuffs lube and shit, see a big black dildo
>for shits and giggles I take this one too
>meet OP in the line
>He looks at my giant black dildo and nods
>Outside the store he tells me "I need a ride"
>Picking up unreal vibes
>he follows me into the parking lot
>in the car he says "let me do you"
>he's going wild. so hard. saying dirty shit
>pounding him deep. He's screaming his lungs out. Saying the dirtiest shit I've heard a 5 foot 2 phillipino man say
>fuck him to exhaustion 10/10 fuckfest
>didn't even meet the girl from the beginning
>>684859421
That's a different dude talking about him and his niece. I'm 48
>>684859421
I never said I was 30, I said I was in my 30s.
Meaning 38 specifically.
My son is pathetic anyway, I find it hard to even pity him. He had this coming. He was always moping around and took until he was 17 to have a 'girlfriend', now he's so pleased with himself - needed taking down a peg or two. lol
>>684846949
youre a fucking degenerate
>>684859838
Do you still sniff the buttplug and peel off some anal crusts to chew on once ina while?
>>684859838
Funny shit
OP's son here.
Found out about this the other day, tracked down my mother and fucked her hard.
Now she's pregnant, confirmed.
We's alls a happy family.
>>684859834
Does it make a difference?
OP here again, they are engaged. I'm going to fuck her on their wedding night while he's sleeping lol
I have no idea what I'm doing in life, and am even considered a degenerate on this shithole.
>>684860722
Yes, I am married. She is not dead
>>684862458
So you cheated on your wife with your son's girlfriend?
>>684859838
it seems that you don't belive op
>>684863245
I was kind of hoping for it ending with the fresh prince theme
