Waifu Claiming thread
>What is the strangest thing your waifu/husbando has seen/been involved in?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Post fitting, non-sexualized content
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>All ships must dock and drop anchor
>You're in public. Act decent.
>Avoid empty posts/claims. We know you're here. You never leave.
Most important: Have fun!
>>684377067
My apoligies for being a retard before.
>>684376963
Coould be better.
>>684377128
This is true.
>Tsuyu
>>684377157
best girl claimed!
>>684376648
does it end after E10?
>>684376670
i mean like using the interbutt.
>>684376733
this pic makes me feel ways about stuff
>>684376909
You really are my most loyal subject ;)
I swear i was just trying to play >.<
>>684376891
omg do you have Guns of Icarus?
>>684376225
if you come back you get a pic related
>>684377128
yeah its like fucking impossibly hard lol not in the same sense DS is though
Miho claimed
>>684376950
Good work always takes time and energy, usually more than you think it will.
>>684376963
You up to anything right now?
here
Dio-sama...
>>684376909
Thank you~
>>684377147
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>>684377215
Yeah...
>>684377276
Yeah, it ends there
Soryu claim
strangest thing Asuka has been involved in, probably The Human Instrumentality Project
>>684377157
would say, but i believe shinoa plans on watching deadman wonderland (and fran if he is here)
poon
Obligatory claim.
>>684377282
Stress. And just sitting here enjoying quietness. That's really it.
Kud Claim
>spinning intensifies edition
>>684376909
That's pretty noble. I'm sure you know it's a tough job, but we need more good teachers
>QOTT
The whole goddamn plot of Little Busters!
>>684377392
That entire show is her strangest thing
Iowa claim
>>684377147
Once I leave you have my permission :^)
>>684377276
ooooh. I thought you thought I was actually fluent haha. I can try
>>684377282
I'm really worried about the outcome.
Rikka claimed!
>What is the strangest thing your waifu/husbando has seen/been involved in?
Everything she does, but I love it so much.
>>684377276
I love being number one. I understand now, sorry for the mistake.
>>684377461
Its funny everyone is my teaching classes they all want to teach elementary school and some middle school but I am the only one who wants to do High School
>mfw 'rules' keep getting bigger and more complex
>>684377157
>H.A.N.A.K.O unit here
>Intense study edition
What a bunch of fucking weeaboos.
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>Strangest thing waifu was involved in:
Possible time-travel conspiracy, or alternatively, these threads.
How's everyone's night so far?
>>684377392
Just in case you didn't notice it in the last thread.
>>684377450
Wanna talk about what's stressing you?
>>684377582
I've already seen how good you are with that other picture so I'm not worried.
Claimed.
>>684377157
I have on clue.... Well, she got involved with some scientists and received a invisible cloak, and a lazer gun. I don't think that's weird though.
>>684377392
I am once I get home
>>684376950
Bad!
>>684377100
Oh. Nice dubs
>>684377215
;_;
>>684377395
Slay it
>>684377582
Do better than most of us lol
>>684377461
Never heard of it tbh
>>684377722
>day
>boring
>>684377664
>mfw the rules dont matter
>>684377856
Hello
>>684377950
>forgot pic
>>684377157
>Avoid empty posts/claims
Excellent. Should be a permanent rule. I'll run it by Führer.
>>684377955
Exactly. You don't see me looking decent
>>684377856
Sup bro
>>684377955
>>'rules'
>>684378032
This I agree with though.
>>684377826
Nah, not really. Not worth going into.
>>684377613
Well very few kids deal drugs in middle school
>>684377955
"Welcome to waifu, where the rules are made and the ships don't matter."
TUNES FOR EVERYONE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwAoaOnrNfI
>>684377856
afternoon
>>684377955
I always thought of them as guidelines
>>684378181
hello hand
>>684377157
Very possibly the strange attraction of the Godess of Earth. She wants Rory so bad.
>>684377950
>'Day'
>Not running on Pacific Standard Time
>ISHYGDDT
>>684377864
Yeah, thanks I suppose.
Have fun at your aunts I do not wish to cling.
>>684377359
OMG TOMOKO-KUN HAI!
>>684377376
poo i want more
>>684377384
beat ya this time :p
>>684377514
if you put your boobs to it i'm sure you can do anything!
>>684377613
you are number one! haha no problems we all make mistakes
>>684378139
i like the no empty claims rule too
>>684378211
>"Welcome to waifu, where the rules are made and the ships don't matter."
top fucking zozzle
>also checkn
>>684377826
It's done.
>please tell me if there's anything I can do
>>684377864
',:^)
claimed
>>684377722
>check
It's been pretty long yo
>>684378332
Going somewhere m8?
>>684377955
It is /b/
Bed time
>>684377157
Hmm, that's a good question. Nothing overly the top strange really.
>>684377376
So whatcha up to now m8?
>>684377722
Pretty relaxing. You?
>>684377864
When will we ever git gud?
>Best idol claimed
>>684377722
good man, watching some k-on on side. how about you?
>>684377745
thanks friend-o
>>684378332
something wrong hun? you don't seem to be in your usual mood
>>684378418
looks nice man, really like the eyes
>>684378480
have long, sweet dreams of your waifu
>>684377864
>>684378418
',:^)
my dick is burning right now
RIP
>>684378340
>Whose Waifu Is It Anyway?
>I can't skip ads on YouTube for the Xbox 360
>Remind me again why I paid for live
>>684378340
I don't know how you did because your post was like five times the size of mine
But I still only have Soryu pics so yeah
>>684377157
Tsugumi or bust motherfuckers!
>>684378480
Later big tiddies
Rest well
>>684378474
>Going somewhere m8?
>Your panties
>>684378181
Alright if you're sure, really my time's worthless.
>>684378418
Can you post the original? I like to compare them side by side.
>>684378480
Goodnight Milktanker.
>>684378003
Nacht! Wie gehts?
>>684378256
Evening! How was your Saturday?
>>684378133
Ayy, what's up comrade?
>>684378480
Night night.
>>684378604
???
>>684378608
Because they want you to pay for YouTube Red /and/ Live
>>684378340
Thank you for believing in the boobs. You're a real one.
>>684378480
Goodnight. Have cozy restful sleeps.
>>684378713
Nothing much just relaxing doing ntohing but posting. How bout you?
>>684378474
No. I should go to sleep but I'm not at all tired, I might just sit up until I go for my training.
>>684378571
I'm fine.
>>684378340
hello
>>684378713
Made me a little tired. You?
>>684378571
Thanks, it took a while to get them right.
>>684378604
Good.
>>684378705
Here.
>I might have fucked up the shading a bit
>>684377157
Fighting off an invasion of cabbages
>>684378340
We'll get bore in 2017~
>Or we could read the light novel
>>684378520
Not much really. I want to play some Stellaris but I'm afraid I'll ruin my game because of fatigue
What about you~?
>>684378480
Good night~
>>684378418
Nice coloring but no! Bad Galky!
>>684378480
Night atago
>>684378520
My cousin always told me to simply draw the same thing till it like similar to the original and get going from there
>>684378604
From spitting that hot fire?
(God that sounds terrible but fuck it)
>>684378689
!!!
>>684378838
If you want to get sleepy, I'd drink some warm water
>>684378256
Heyo, Lil' smug. What's up?
>>684378705
Thanks, horror buddy. I really appreciate that.
Kek, how are you still a wizard.
>>684378474
Well now you can relax and post in neat waifu threads on the interwebs.
>>684378571
>k-on
Everybody keeps talking about this animu but I've never taken the time to watch it. Any good?
I'm doing alright, I suppose.
>>684378604
Shit, you've piqued my interest, why's your dick burning?
>>684378788
Fuck, I'm too goddamn broke for this shit.
>>684378713
>Nacht! Wie gehts?
?????
>>684379155
if you're into slice of life anime, i'd definently recommend it.
>Shiro
>>684377274
Eh? It wasn't meant for you either, Tsuyu.
Don't worry about it, please.
Whoever thought you were being annoying was too much of a puss to show his face.
Why would you give his opinion any value?
I think you're a pretty good guy.
>>684379104
Fine...
>I'll be good
>>684378604
Syphilis
>>684379041
Debating on whether I should play some more Phantom Pain or not.
>>684379104
Easier said than done.
>>684378608
same reason i do?
its there and i play games with friends occasionally
>>684378619
i type like a madman ;)
I'm cool with sharing! you post different shit than i do anyways most of the time
>>684378837
how could i not believe is those heavenly chesticles?
>>684378970
did GOI install properly?
>>684379041
>light novel
fuckin sold!
who needs a paycheck when i have ANIMEEEEEE
>KABOOOOM
anyone else like/have concept art of their waifu?
>>684379104
>>684379155
>>684378780
>I get up to piss
>I piss
>my dick just starts burning
happens every once in a while I don't know why but I'm pretty sure it's nothing serious
>>684378995
No I don't like it
>>684379559
RIP
Games time. Someone else can bake
and ruin everything I guess wutevs
Take pic of the drama
>>684379142
Nothing much. You?
>>684379155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q
>>684379618
It is ready
>>684379155
Can't. Too bust at aunt's house being the queen of cheese the kids just crowned me with
>>684379353
>
>>684379433
Yay!
>without the finger
>>684379559
So true. The hands and the slightest curves are a bitch to get down
Curie claimed.
How are you guys. I have been listening to music nonstop today and leveling up my tanks. Nothing truly productive.
>>684379104
Whats up friendo
So bored. Too bored to sleep. Need something exciting ti happen before I sleep.
>>684379704
rip moogs's ween
>No but seriously get it check'd
hey guys it's the other yotsuba from like a month ago
the platonic one
but yeah im here and ready for animu discussion
ive been playing wow a lot recently to excuse my absence
>>684379766
Currently just dying in my chair.
>>684378837
Same, just got back from the store. How was your day?
>>684378970
Pretty much tame. Here posting until morning. Will be my last time on /waifu/ until a while. What did you do?
>>684379275
Jaja. Evening! How are you?
>>684379704
Is it painful too?
Shinoa
>>684379704
>nothing serious
Now it's most definitely cancer, I'm sure of it.
>>684379810
>Intensive study
>Brain is dead
>>684379279
Eh, I'll try it one day.
I don't spend much time watching animu or reading manga, so one of these days.
>>684379275
>
>>684378995
Thanks, looks great too me like the last one. Looking at them side by side though I notice one big difference that may or may not have been intentional.
>>684379142
Always here for you man.
You're saying that because you don't know me in real life.
>>684379766
NICE DUBS
also we should play a round or two before i have to go to bed
>qott
>pic related
claim back again
>>684379852
Don't be like that hand. Did you get yourself checked?
>>684379810
I feel non-productive today as well.
>>684380076
SHE HAS NO NIPPLES
Not going to be staying long.
How is everyones night / day?
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better pats than hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>684379704
Get that checked out.
>>684380069
What difference?
>I may know what you're talking about
Gonna take a break for a while, I'll see you waifus later!
>>684379559
>Phantom Pain
Boss... Harder
I freaking love that game~ Too bad I stopped playing months ago
>>684379618
>who needs a paycheck when i have ANIMEEEEEE
Truer words couldn't be said~!
>>684380125
good pic
>>684380125
oh fuck cunt nigger wrong pic just ignore that
>>684379104
Appreciated but I will be fine.
>>684379336
I don't value that opinion.
But there is truth to it.
That is also not what I was going on about, I just meant acting stupid before with the 'I love you' shit.
>>684379618
I don't know man. There is a flat is justice cult that don't believe in them.
>>684379916
Slept for 12 hours again and hate myself for it but other than that it was great.
>>684379704
Did you masturbate before it? That could do it otherwise you're fucked m8
>>684379916
Feeling kind of sick. You?
>>684379972
kek
>>684380310
lmao rip Esdeath anon
>>684379929
No
Just annoying
It lasts for like 5 minutes
>>684379966
Cancer confirmed
>>684380310
>feet
i'm going to kinkshame you
also too bad your waifu is ded
>>684379966
Rip ur brain. Also checked.
>>684380158
I never feel good after unproductive days. Oh well.
>>684379704
Kek. Ofc Mugi has a problem.
Are you circumcised?
If no. It's just irritation and will go away
If no then go get it checked. Also get your head checked for picking Mugi as a waifu
>>684379852
That does not sound pleasant. You alright?
>>684379916
Moved some stuff around and why?
>>684380076
alright getting on steam and lean in?
>>684379966
>DOUBLE DUBS
>>684380214
Its most likely the one you're thinking of, its pretty obvious when you switch back and forth between them.
>>684380310
Never
>>684380182
>Daily masturbation is healthy
Fuck does that mean I'm killing myself slowly
>>684379704
>my dick just starts burning
> I'm pretty sure it's nothing serious
Hahahahaha
>>684379788
I know right? One jerk of motion and you messed up.
>>684380254
As do I. Picked it up not to long ago. What made you stop?
>Paw pads
>>684380456
actually giantess... and no she just sleeping
>>684380069
Yeah, I know. You're a good guy.
Kek, most of y'all are wonderful people. Just got your flaws is all, looking past them is the easy part.
>>684380158
I'm sorry, wasn't my intention. I'm going to get checked on Thursday, don't worry about me.
I really hope your night's been going well, man.
>>684380220
See you later, man. Stay safe.
>>684380509
Yeah, don't worry about it.
>>684379852
I'm here dude. You know that you can come to me
>Please talk to me.
>>684380645
>fuck does that mean I'm killing myself slowly
Hopefully
shes never done anything strange as far as i know, other than driving fast
>>684379618
Yeah, but I don't think I use it often enough to warrant buying it again, is the thing.
>>684379704
Ah, perhaps kidney stones. They can lead to razor piss, shit hurts. Go into your doc's place and get checked.
>>684379766
What memories that video brings back.
>>684379788
You sound like you're havin' a good time nonetheless!
>>684379618
>who needs a paycheck when I have animu
Literally any human being who needs to work just to scrape by.
>I'm here to bum you out, son
>>684379810
Hey curie. We're just real chill itt
watch bake a cake ft lil Jon or John wick
>>684379972
>>684379275
Needs to be memed
>>684380182
Doing fine. But bored at aunt's place. How about you bitch boi?
>>684380315
Alight licky licky. If you say so
>>684380423
Get it checked out. Was going to say kidney stones
>>684380712
not my cup of tea but w/e, to each their one
yes sleeping
just sleeping
just like tatsumi
>>684380726
Its a Sunday here, its been slow and uneventful.
>>684380803
>keep up that smug
>>684380803
Dank memes
>>684380781
i think it's that one has color, other doesn't
>Shiro
>>684380358
well you have my faith!
>>684380254
damn straight girl
>>684380163
she has no body in that scene actually
>>684380297
even better pic!
>>684380509
alright i'm getting on!
>>684380785
well we could play together while you have it!
message me on telegram or something
>QueenAsuka
also i used to have to work just to scrape by but i started making more money because commissions yay
alright waifu its time for me to
>pic related
I'll catch up to you guys later!
>>684380905
>stay smug
>>684381055
Later asuka. Have a good one
>>684380738
No worries, Kirino. I'm fine.
>pats
>>684380905
Well shit, beautiful. I'm sorry to hear that, at least it's been relaxing, right? Gotta love the days where you're doing nothing and can just sit around?
>>684380358
I think so
>>684380497
yes I'm circumcised
hang yourself btw
>>684380803
thsi only happens when I haven't drank anything for a while or only drank just a bit
>>684380182
But the Mayans worshipped the sun, and they disappeared without a trace.
It's going well. You?
>>684380220
Later!
>>684380358
Got 8 hours of sleep finally! Usually I do something on a Saturday, but just stayed home. Have any plans in the future?
>>684380366
Aw, you'll get better. I'm well, a bit of aches here and there but doesn't bother me. What did your day consist of?
>>684380509
I'll explain when I'm about to get off in the morning. Was it a jobs or just helping out?
>>684380726
alright take care of yourself
>>684381055
good
>>684381196
just stuff around the house
>>684380859
exactly. god the story on the pic dont read it for your sake lol
>>684380672
It got bowing after finishing the game.. Sometimes I play a little to mess with the AI but that's it
>You don't know the awesomeness of a puppy's paw pads?
>>684381317
>Boring
>Can I even English?
>>684381303
Thanks, Lil' smug. I appreciate that.
>>684380803
Staying at a cousins house in Nova Scotia. This is the first time they met my soon to be wife so we're a bit nervous. But bith boi is doing fine.
Byw ms smug bitch if you're very bored, I heard tieing a noose around your neck and masturbating (daily is healthy) is alot of fun! Or you could try to jump over ongoing traffic. That's fun too
>>684381310
aaaaanyways how's your day been?
i slept in until 2 pm and then played wow until 9
depression is fun
>>684381196
Sitting in the bathroom all day...... And its been raining. So nothing.
>>684380803
Yeah, I'll be fine.
Thanks.
>>684381125
Yeah, was a pretty hectic 2 days before though. Work, Pathfinder, busy day at work, then nothing.
>>684381119
>always
>have a long-range smug
>>684380726
True.
>>684380781
Yeah.
>>684381196
They ascended to something better obviously
>>684381547
>>684381602
>>684380672
Eyes and clothing are fav to draw
>>684380785
So hard being queen of cheese tho. Must watch over the little ones and let them place Hair clips on your head and all
>>684380905
>>684381119
Always
>>684381006
Wew
>>684381137
Weird. When I haven't drank anything in sometime, my pee is golden yellow. Got dark yellow once and I was scared
>>684381458
I'm sure you two will be fine. Thanks I'll try it out when I get home!
>>684381515
Watching out for a homie is all
>>684381556
The original smug is best smug
