Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim your 2d waifu/husbando
>post pics of said waifu/husbando
>discuss things with others
>keep loodness to a minimum
>keep erp and rp to a minimum
>most importantly: asdsdwd
>>682563202
34? got damn papi, teach me how. the only thing close to that in terms of dedication would be waking up in the middle of the night and just furiously jerking to my imagination before I pass out again
>>682563511
:'( my nigga doe
>>682563753
Hey maki! Hows goin?
>>682563757
Good to hear, have a peaceful sleep! :)
>how everyday?
cus im bored and lonely and never felt the embrace of a woman
>>682563982
Mozzarella sticks are numero uno appetizer tbh haha, how was your day?
Also claiming
>>682563572
Please post in this thread <3
>>682562697
Ayyy Rikks X Papi new ship is about to set sail
Rikka Claimed
nighty night
Aqua from KH claimed!
Miho claimed
>>682562613
>clannad
The Clannad VN on steam. Have you even watched the anime?
>>682563753
I know.
>>682564263
Best mage claimed~
fuck
Yuno claim
WUT GUD NIGGUH?
Tenryuu claimed
And duty is calling. See you guys later.
Rumia claimed
>>682564263
Best girl claimed!
POST WALKING GIFS HOLY FUCK
>>682564421
You gotta get on that clannad
Shit will make you cry
Claiming
>>682564473
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682564474
Hot nig
>>682564487
ayyyy
>>682564135
So you just have a good wank when you feel? Lol
>>682564181
Aww dammit
Did I miss the masturbation discussion?
Iowa claim
>>682564185
Do you fap to your work too. Actually forget I said that. calmdownorIsweartogod
>>682564421
It was fine aside from sleeping for 12 hours, not something that's fun
>>682564474
OSHITWADDUP
>>682564664
Walking?
clmd
Claiming Best Ass Waifuuu!
Aqua from KonoSuba
>>682564512
>I see what you did there ;)
>>682563753
Awww love ya maki! Same for me love my bros
>Kiss
>>682563764
Yeah you're right! There isn't a lot of thoses sadly... We should start a revolution!
>Thanks
>>682563864
Word of wisdom as always my boi!
Im a lifeguard and im really not use to running so my legs hurts after each 20mins..I suck kek
>>682563982
loll atleast its something! Maybe you could try to find a free trial! That way you could really know if you like it or don't!
>>682564421
I will thanks man
>shinoabro
>>682564783
yes, the pubertus troll has passed... i think
>>682564763
when im home :^)
>>682564783
kind of
Secured.
OPs pic makes me miss my old English girlfriend.
Her voice was so sexy.
>>682563005
wow what a normie :^)
sachi claim
Mai waifu
Lisbeth claimed.
>>682564736
>>682564788
>o
>shit
>waddup
I have work in like an hour
>>682565015
Hey, haven't seen you in a while, been going alright?
Best Bird Claimed
>>682564421
just jerk it a lot idfk.
>>682564425
like for real i need it
>>682564788
no i fap inbetween working. i will never stop!
>>682564953
Mugi I need you to know that your dick will not work when your my age if you continue down this road. I am speaking from experience.
LEAVE YOUR DICK ALONE.
>>682564518
No I haven't, but I guess I gotta check it out now! Whats it about?
>>682564552
FUCK
>>682564567
whats good N to the IG
>>682564573
Later Fuhrer! Have a good one :)
>>682564640
hey foody
>>682564664
I agree, more walking
>>682564699
I doubt itll make me cry, but Ill check it out!
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
now im going to listen to this over and over thanks anime.thehylia
>>682564953
Also not wanking in the bathroom stall after lunch?
Pleb.
>>682565150
Seen me from where?
Maybe I should've renamed the file before posting.
Or did you mean from the waifu thread yesterday?
>>682565338
Goodnight Shinoa
>Kyouko
>>682564839
yes! fffffuck
>>682565294
why is this such fetish
thos threads only been up a few minutes and already reaching 1/3 image limit. slow down guys, quit posting empty claims. no onea going to $teal youre shit waofu of you dont post fast enough
>>682564889
>lifeguard
At least you can swim kek. Whenever I try to swim, I usually end up almost drowning~
>>682565338
Have a good one!
>>682565294
Ah shit it's Koko, what poppin?
>>682565338
Sleep tight brotha
>there are people in this thread that don't fap at least five times a day
>there are people in this thread with less than 500 gb of HD porn and hentai on their computer
>there are people in this thread that eat mayonnaise
>there are people on this thread that literally exist
I honestly don't understand you guys anymore seriously what are you doing
>>682564889
Trust me, I'm more than likely gonna love it but if I don't have a friend to encourage me playing I'm not gonna play for very long. Not to mention I hate subscriptions so RIP that.
>>682565150
Is your work at least fun
>>682565168
Where do you work? I need a talk with you manager.
>>682565338
Goodnight dude. have cozy restful sleeps.
>>682565294
Koko! How are you tonight?
>>682565192
oh god
thats going to be hard to stop
>>682564788
How is that not fun? Unless you had bad dreams lol
>>682564839
Thats the stuff
>>682565150
Hows it goin dat boi?
>>682565168
I TRY OK?
tfw physical panic attack lingering in my chest
isn't life great
>>682565538
I don't masturbate at all.
>>682565145
Great taste.
>>682565294
Lots and lots of feels.
>>682564421
Fantastic! Feeling good tonight. You?
>>682564573
Goodbye Doc.
>>682564889
The feeling is mutual!
>>682565338
Goodnight Shinoa
I want to fuck my waifu so badly.
>>682565565
mugi don't listen to the nigga I've been fapping 3-6 times a day since I was 12 and this shit still spews jizz at 200 mph across the room
I'm only 2 years older than you though
>Karen
>>682565545
self employed baby ;)
>>682565592
just fap
>>682565604
have you tried fapping?
>>682565667
you should consider suicide then
>>682565538
people grow up and claim responsibilities. practice moderation and variety. try going outside
>>682565604
Just get some gum or cold water. You'll be fine. Panic attacks can't hurt you anyway.
>>682565565
Bad Mugi! No! Stop right there. Only once a day at most. I know big cums are fun but think of your future. My dick is so limp.
>>682565338
goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>682565415
I dunno, this is the first time seeing that sorta thing, but I dig it
>>682565476
Nothin much, just hangin out. What you up too?
>>682565548
Im doing good thanks! how about you?
>>682565353
Well I mean I've been kinda busy the last couple days, and took a break a little while ago. I might be mixing you up with someone that claims the same waifu.
>>682565545
If you count a cashier at a supermarket serving cunts then sure.
>>682565592
Alright I guess, what have you been up to dude? Busy?
>>682564763
But because ethics and shit and because they dont want to force people into combat in navy you might get to choose if you follow marines
But when i went through there were 4 AECFs in my division and they were all assigned to thier job specialty
I was IT and assigned IT s
Make sure you keep up on your workouts because you could be in P days at boot for 2 weeks where your not allowed to work out
And if you like sleep dont try to be port/starboard watch or Weapons PO
If your RCPO no one will respect you then you get dropped and yelled at by your RDC's because your bot respected
Also dont volunteer for head crew or forward hold or laundry crew
Every tiny detail you miss will have you on your face doing 10 counts for days
Just dont volunteer for anything
>>682565294
No you will cry
>>682565565
HOL UP
>>682565927
i just fuckin love it. especially Aquas walk booty gif like holy fucking shit
>>682565927
Chillin as well, listening to animu music
>>682564889
Why are Aquas such great waifus?
>>682565794
Not a day goes by that I don't consider it at least once.
>>682565465
>almost drowning
lol kekk! A lots of my friend are like you! Even after a shit load of lessons they still can't...I think for some people its just impossible rip
>>682565545
I don't mind being you're friend!!
The good thing is thats Buy-To-Play you pay $35 and the game is yours;^)
>I fking hate subscriptions im poor...
>>682565723
Glad to hear that!
Would suck if it was a one way thing kek
>>682565750
>>682565891
i have 2 different people telling me 2 different things kek
>>682565538
>there are people in this thread that don't fap everyday
>>682565750
what age are you ?
>>682566059
YOU TELLING ME WE WAS MASTURBATIN N SHIET
>>682565715
I like those. I like those alot. How are you doing man?
>>682565723
Fantastic huh? thats great to hear! whys it so fantastic might I ask?
>>682565731
doi, we all do
>>682565759
yessir
>>682565993
Well... I kinda claim her as my momfu.
So you must've meant the other person.
>>682566147
hes 21 :^)
yall niggas need to calm down
sometimes i fprget some of you are actual weeabos and neets
>>682566173
Ok-ish. May go to bed soon. You?
>>682565592
After waking up from a 12 hour slumber it feels horrible. Hard to get out of bed and feel kinda shitty.
>>682565759
You're making this harder to help you.
>>682565993
>supermarket
Any job at any kind of market is shit m8
>>682566107
I'll think about it. If I ever play it I'll make sure you get to know about it.
>>682565891
I know that, I've been getting them for years. Doesn't mean it bothers me any less when the chest pain comes on and I start thinking I'm dying and freaking out. This one's mild enough to where it's ignorable thankfully.
>>682566173
Koko I want you to come over to my place and fuck me in the mouth with a gun.
>>682566133
no no I was making a joke but it was rushed and didnt even look like a joke Im still busy
you should cut down on the faps
>>682566063
There you go!
>Just for you and Papi~
>>682566098
I don't know buddy?! But you're damn right!
Trust I'll always fight for my waifu
>>682565927
Glad to hear it. I'm doing ok - nothing new or exciting to report though.
Waifu sure is active right now though
>>682566247
FORMER NEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>682566133
>>682565750
I forgot that I have several depression. Nevermind Mugi. Fap away.
>Shizuru get
>Inb4 off by one
>>682566372
FFFFFFFFUCK YAAAS
>>682566370
fuck
i mean i used to be horny 24/7 but that time is long gone
i just GET horny a lot
>>682566515
FUUUUUUCK
>>682566342
Sweet! It would be great to have you in the guild (If you don't mind)
Let me know buddy!
>>682566484
;)
>I really have to find an other one like this!
>>682566372
adding this to my go to fap folder
>>682566107
Yeah, I tried to seriously get into swimming... Later I was coughing like crazy kek
>>682566133
just fap as much as you want
>then die from over fapping
>>682566247
being a neet is hard man
>>682565993
Busy? Me? nah haha, but my sister came down from LA so that was nice. What you been up too?
>>682566034
We'll see guyo
>>682566063
Fuck I don't think I've seen that one. How do you feel about when girls start fuckin with their hair? I love that shit
>>682566096
Solid choice of music haha, what you listening to in particular?
>>682566107
>Unrequited love
Kek yeah pretty awkward
>>682566173
Ran a ok time today and I don't feel like scummy shit for once.
>>682566372
Your waifu looks lewd! Lewd!
Here's the compromise:
Mugi keep masturbating... with cocoa butter.
>>682566687
not possible
>>682566620
omg booty so fine!
>>682566712
>down from
Nigga you mean up from
>>682566575
same fam I still get horny too fast too much
I had the weirdest fapping yesterday. I kept losing the boner because the frog on the unicycle kept popping into my head
HERE COME DAT BOIIIIIII
O S H I T W H A D D U P
couldnt even go through with it just stopped and started watching cat videos
all jokes aside though I try to keep it at least once a day now. it's not healthy because you will have a grandpa dick when you get older and you can't ram women 24/7
>>682566620
i just love movement >.<
>>682566712
yes!!
>>682566712
Couldnt find SAO's first op at youtube that isnt some shitty highpitched horse manure so I had to download it through some random ass site googled pulled up lmao
>>682566712
Hurry up and watch it so we can be niggas again
Male sure you watch the after story
Thats where all the feels are
>>682566339
Aren't you always haha, Im doing pretty good, same ol same ol. How was your day?
>>682566342
It's always hard for me to get out of bed lol, did you at least have a nice dream?
>>682566352
Can do, hows this one?
>>682566391
I know right? usually at this time its pretty dead but theres a lot of activity. glad to hear your doing good though!
>>682566413
hell yeah :^)
>>682566941
well i dont want grandpa dick
>never would i ever want grandpappy penis
>ive been responding to one person at a time
im too tired for this shit right now lmao
>>682566941
O S H I T
S
H
I
T
Jesus christ, the fuck is going on?
>>682567143
Long and boring. I aint do shit.
>>682566949
ryu anime dot com
>>682567143
Perfect, make sure it's 3 shots just like that so that way I can't get back up.
>>682567280
btw, was it your right eye?
>>682567280
Waddup
Dibs
>>682566655
Glad to be a part of your folder Papi!
>May the plot be with you
>>682566663
kekkety kek! Next time close your mouth when you're swimming! It will help a lot
>jk! I know its really hard when you start!
>>682566751
Thanks god its not like this my dear Maki!
>>682566800
Not too lewd id say! She's great I love her
>>682566823
You got something there too papi!
>I like that
>>682566945
You're like a cat, wanting to grab everything that moves!
>kek
>>682566620
With an offer like that I gotta find some time for it.
>>682567143
I don't remember what it was but if it was bad I would probably remember feeling some kind of bad emotion.
well goodnight lmao
im too tired
>>682567143
Yeah... I want to be more active for waifu but I can't keep up with this...
Thanks for noticing me though, Koko-senpai <3
>>682567222
this is the best boner killer ever because I don't even get mad after I lose the boner holy fuck I was thinking of fapping and now it's gone
this fucking frog is the best
>>682567508
night moogs
>>682567350
>>682567222
>>682567376
Already have the anime downloaded in highest qualilty, I was just looking for the full version of the OP but none of the sites I usually go to were seeding
Thank you tho
>>682567350
Memes.
>>682567508
Goodnight Mugi.
>>682567222
Nice trips boi.
>>682566751
Well at least you can run lol, I can't run for shit
>>682566805
if it aint dry it aint right
>>682566854
Oh fuck off, when it comes to the elevations between LA and Santa Clara, shes coming down so shit out your ass faggot
>>682566945
Oh fuck that one got me, I love the little shit chicks do. Like not necessarily sexual
>>682566949
Lol, never watched it but the OP was pretty kickass
>>682566998
Why aint we niggas now doggie? and Ill watch it as soon as I can
>>682567508
Bring those eyebrows over here girl
>>682567650
Whaddup
>>682567421
I'm off to go use that folder now >.< goodnight!
>may the plot be with you
>>682567421
Then my nostrils will burn~
>>682567660
You're kinda better off not watching it. While I loved every bit of it, most only enjoyed the first half
>>682567421
heheh if only you knew ;)
>>682567660
here have one more before i go to bedish
as i said i'm going to bed but may lurk for a while and will be on telegram for a bit
>QueenAsuka
>>682567660
>spoiling an opening before watching it
heathen
>>682567388
Waddup
>>682564263
well well
>>682567432
SWEET! Im already looking forward to it!
If you start playing let me know I wont be far away
>>682567508
Night Sleep tite m8
>>682567758
Awwww okk!
Take care Papi and sleep well!
>Have fun with that folder!
>>682567787
hahaha kek!! The way you're talking about swimming it looks like hell!
>>682567958
Ohhh you're picking my interest id love to know more ;^)
>>682567963
what is this bosomy swan from?
>>682567660
No I mean in terms of looking on a map
rude ;~;
>>682567421
Does my waifu look lewd?
>>682567375
Gotta have those days sometimes amirite? lol at least it was relaxing right?
>>682567379
I can do that, but if you die how can we fuk?
>>682567432
That makes sense, I hate how its only the shitty dreams that I remember the most
>>682567508
Goodnight kinko! Sleep well :)
>>682567560
Same, Im having trouble keeping up right now haha
>thanks for noticing me
How could I ignore another foody? <3
>>682568055
Is this Tits? How's it going man? What time is it over there?
>>682568095
telegram!
gnight!
>>682567660
Ya gotta get them clannad feels that way we can be niggas
Akiko claim
>be me
>standing in small valley near the road at dusk
>exploring some kind of Gallic sanctum
>uses doors that open with the solar cycle
>One opens only at night, the other only at day
>day door leads to a hollowed out cave with pillars and an altar
>night door leads to some kind of crypt
>ancient corpse in the corner, skeleton with rags
>spookWarning.jpg
>All kinds of rarities lying around
>nothing makes sense, see a globe and other shit that can’t be of Galllic making
>Suddenly corpse start to move
>spooked, react by throwing globe at skellington
>Hits his head, loud snap
>He grabs his skull and puts it back, continues to get up
>I throw a telescope at his head, same result
>while he’s busy grabbing his skull again I grab the heaviest thing around
>smash metal cage with marble ball into the corpse, shattering his chest and skull
>stops moving
>Get the fuck out before that fucker comes back to life
>completely dark now
>walking along the road
>random guy comes along, clearly high
>starts grabbing my arm, talking gibberish
>I shake him off, tell him to fuck off to the bus stop a bit further
cont.
probably not the smartest idea to put their last song on my phone ;-;
>>682568095
It is literally hell for me kek. I would rather get punched in the guts than swimming
>>682568198
Nope
Cont.
>I walk further, I have to go to Lina
>I have to protect her, can’t remember why
>I turn and walk into a huge domain with an old ass house
>This fucking house feels so eerily familiar, like I’ve seen it before
>Has windows fucking everywhere, outside and inside have shit ton of small windows
>Call out to Lina, know she’s inside
>I go inside, hear Lina say something from the other room
>She storms out into the night
>I call her name but she’s gone
>She can’t get far, check some things before chasing after her
>want to leave right as I hear knocking from the window
>see womanly figure in the window
>figure Lina came back and locked herself out
>I motion for her to come inside
>it wasn’t Lina
>A woman, older, gray dry hair, pale as fuck with dark rings around her eyes and this huge fucking smile on her face
>If you’ve ever seen an old woman with dementia, she looked like that
>she’s frantically repeating the motion with her hand I did while having this same fucking smile
>I get creeped out, turn around
>She’s in the other window now, right in front of me
>same smile, same motion
>Pure fucking dread settles in
>I walk through the house, in every window, whenever I change my field of view, she’s there
>not scared but I feel the extreme dread
>I scream Lina one last time
>everywhere, behind every window I see this woman
>wake up one hour before my alarm
>chest and face covered in blood
>Have a nosebleed
>Take a shower
>every time I close my eyes I expect to see her standing behind the shower door
Now I remember why I always stay up late. I just fucking hate sleeping. I have these night terrors every fucking night and I don’t know why. The only times I sleep well is when I don’t dream
So how was your day /waifu/?
>>682568095
I'll try to make time for it within the next week or so since my schoolwork is gonna end for a bit.
>>682568110
Kantai collection. Although as far as I know she is NOT in the anime yet.
>>682568170
I always try to hold onto the good dreams though.
>>682568355
wewlad that sounds like a wild ride I wouldn't wanna get on. I'm doing great though.
>>682567790
I just looked at your post again, I don't know why I thought you meant Attack on Titan, maybe I drank a bit much. I actually have seen SAO, and I agree, first half of each season was interesting then second half went to shit for some reason haha
>>682567958
Thank you Asuka, and have a goodnight! :)
>>682567963
Hey, I got confused ok?
>>682568129
pfff....I guess
>>682568239
>>682568355
stop having premonitions about what America will be like after Trump gets elected
>>682568355
Even if they are nightmares, I still envy anons that can dream so often.
I had one earlier today though... something about a human brain in a vending machine? Everyone lost their shit in the dream though so thankfully I've not gone full cannibal.
Hi Akiko <3
>>682567421
And it never will be.
>>682567508
Night m8.
>>682568079
Hello friend.
>>682567660
kek I had the same thoughts when I first took it up. It's tough but doable.
>>682568518
her name?
i want doujin!
>>682568239
>>682568355
Boy, am I glad that I never dream kek
My day was ok~
>>682568165
Not at all! Id say she looks fine!
>But that dosen't mean she cannot have fun some times
>>682568201
Talk to you later!
Good night!
>>682568267
Hahaha I don't know if its because its getting late but god im laughing so hard kek
>Next time fuck the water just blow it up with EXPLOSIONS
>>682568518
Great! I won't be far away
>Always here talking to my bros!
Im done with my finals too so i'll have more times to fuck around
>>682568675
Awww I love you even more now<3
>lil cutie
the only thing i can think of that could've made that ending even more sad was if Yui wrote that song
>>682568355
Too much /x/ man
But i understand you can never get enough spoopy stories
Makes me scared to smoke a cigarette late at night
>>682568355
Hello Akiko
>>682568544
Damn son what you drinkin?
Time2sleep.
>>682568885
Good Night my friend!
>>682568885
Sweet dreams, Tomoko!
Late claim for Rory
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Good morning guys~
>>682568812
>mfw i translated chiru chiru chiru paya paya
>>682568675
hey you hi, how are you tonight?
>>682568544
Not ok. I've already indicted you
>>682568689
She's the USS Iowa. She's kind of newish so if you don't find one that's why.
>>682568764
Alright buddy, it might be the week after the next when I get to fuck around but like I said I'll keep ya posted.
>>682568885
Good night buddy. Have cozy restful sleeps
>>682568764
Glad to make you laugh mah good brethren of african descent~
>>682569243
you have anything more lewd of her?
>>682568267
tfw someone else that can't swim exists
>>682568518
Good to hear that
>>682568584
kek
>>682568603
I don't know why but over time I have become less and less scared. These night terrors have gone from fear to dread. Have I become more aware that they are dreams or am I somehow more brave now? Also I just can't shake the feeling I know that old house. I've been there before, somehow. It felt so familiar. Also can't let go of this Lina girl. I remember she was really really important somehow.
>>682568760
Sounds like a positive quality to me
>>682568812
I don't go to /x/. Any and all horror is freshly conceived from the depths of my own twisted mind
>>682568857
Hey Yuno, good morning
>>682568885
Have a goodnight Tomo.
>Kyouko
>>682568355
Fuck thats a crazy ass dream, that sucks that you have those practically every night
>>682568518
Same, I only have one good dream that I keep in memory
>>682568675
Thats true, I wen't running a few times when I was younger and I kinda was surprised by how much past your quitting point you can go when you want too ya know?
>>682568857
Rum and water
>>682568885
Goodnight tomoko! Sleep well :)
Why cant she be real man?
Husbando claim.
>>682569128
NOIRE!!!! HEYY
How are you doin?
Thanks! But i'll soon go to bed its 1:47 in the morning kek
>>682569243
Perfect buddy!
>Looking forward to it
>>682569301
Ohh hell yeah my nigga boi! Always down for some lil kek
>>682569243
I..indicted? NOOOOO
>>682569556
I dunno man.....I dunno
>>682569142
Good boy
>>682569243
>claiming a ship
>not claiming the Gerad R. Ford
>pic related
Gut gud son
>>682569362
Start posting on /x/?
>moka
>>682569362
I get that... Dream-me seems pretty jaded against this shit, I think.
Your house might just be an amalgamate of places you've been - windows are memorable parts of an interior so all those little window pieces might have been enough to construct a whole house.
I hope you find Lina one day
>>682569637
Hey Aqua <3
I'm doing fine thanks~
And you cutie?
>>682569505
Well it's either nightmares or dreamless sleep
Also these strange prophetic bits where I dream of a random event which then happens in the next week or so. Sometimes I can remember which dream it was from. Very weird
The worst dreams are the nightmares where I AM the monster. Everything feels very convincing and realistic. I remember this dream where I was this creature and I pounced on a guy and ripped his throat apart. The most disgusting thing is that it was horrifyingly satisfying in some way. Can you imagine the guilt I felt
>>682569875
Idk what /x/ is all about, I don't frequent the other boards. /b/ takes most of my time
>>682569362
>tfw someone else that can't swim exists
Fellow bad swimmer~
>Sounds like a positive quality to me
I dunno, it's weird when I close my eyes at 2am and when I open them again, it's 1pm lol
>>682568764
F-fun?
>>682569626
Astolfo a cute.
>Kyouko
>>682569362
How are things, other than that long tldr story you posted?
>>682569505
Never had Rum
>>682570110
/x/ is about roleplaying faggots, summoning succubi and creating tulpas
it's not what it used to be kek
>>682570243
>>682570243
>>682570243
>karen
>>682570110
/x/ is just spoopy stories
Might not help you if you want to get away from the spoop
But then again no one gets off mr.bones wild ride
>>682569308
Of course I do but image limit You can find them on danbooru too.
>>682569505
I have a few.
>>682569875
Does the USS Gerald R. Ford have tits.
