Gayest thing you've ever done.
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Gayest thing you've ever done.
OP here
>be me
>be 16, bunch of years ago
>have a very feminine figure and face
>basically looked like a girl
>be a nerd
>go to a comic book convention cosplaying\dressed as girl
>having a good time
>meet this guy
>him being very friendly and sociable
>thought we became best bros
>decide to grab a bite
>brings me back to his car
>kisses me and takes out his dick
>be like wtf
>takes my head and makes me suck his dick
>realize he was hitting on me all the time cuz I looked hot
>decide to play along and give him pleasure
>start strocking, licking and sucking his dick
>make him cum a bit on my face a bit in my mouth
>then we actually go to lunch
>now I actually look like a man and be straight
>>680308872
started a thread on /b/ once
fucked another guy
Ate my cum.
>>680308872
Responded to OP
i dressed up in my sister's clothes once and jerked off.
>>680308872
I sometimes fap to pictures of pre-op traps that dress like men
>>680308872
swallowed a dude's cum when he throatfucked me
sucked a dick
>>680308915
post face
>>680308915
Hot!!
Pics?
>>680309291
U sucked dick in cosplay??? You are the mvp my friend
>>680309291
plzzz op
>>680308872
Asked for sauce on this op
>>680308915
similar, except half the story.
>be me
>be 30
>crossdress at convention
>get hit on
>don't go on a date with the guys
>>680309282
>>680309291
>>680309412
I won't, don't want to, sorry. But as I said it's not that feminine anymore, that was like 10 years ago.
I once wrestled a buffalo to the ground.
>>680309524
Don't have it, found it here on /b/
>>680309643
that's fine, thanks for le contribushin
when I was about 12 - 13 i sucked my cousins dick, but only for about 5 10 seconds,
never done any gayshit ever
ate my cum, fucked my brother. came in my brother, ate my brothers cum.
Get on Skype and show off my ass and finger my ass for older guys. And I have a gf but I can't stop.
>>680310270
greentext please
>>680308981
>>680310270
We need some greentext stories
Double teamed my wife with my best friend. Massaged his balls while he fucked her.
>>680310862
That's just being a good friend.
>>680310350
>was like 13
>me and my younger brother were rubbing our dicks together
>we took off each other clothes, he was kind of chubby, with a small but rock hard dick, mines was a lot bigger than his, he was like 10
>He lay on his back, I climbed on top of him and rubbed my shaft along his, even at that age he was kind of a pervert
>he spat on his hand and wet my dick so it slid up and down his, we rubbed cocks until i spurted cum onto his stomach.
>I licked it off
>he started jerking himself off into my mouth, but when he came, nothing came out.
I did tons of stuff for years with him, got more depraved stories if you want to hear, only sharing because anon
first kiss with a trap
first handjob with a trap
actually i even fell in love with that guy
now i'm totally no homo and tell everyone stop being gay cause that's wrong
3 dudes one butthole
>>680310959
Share more.
when i was like 7 or some shit a 12-14 year old forced me to suck his dick, was not a fun time
>>680310350
Makes me rock hard. go on.
>>680310959
Moar
>>680310945
Sure
>>680310959
How did both of you grow with this?
>>680308872
Visit /b/ January 2015 still browsing catalog and seeing all the faggotry you degenerate dick loving loli furries & virginfags post on a daily basis and wondering why I lower my IQ visiting this place hoping to see something interesting posted
this
I fucked a tranny in the ass. It was as gay as gay can be.
I fuck older men.
>>680308872
Had a swordfight with a mate when I was like 10 or 11, dunno why, prolly just for the lulz, we were stealing his uncle's pipe and smoked tobacco in the countryside. Goodtimes
>>680310862
Fake. I know where you got that image from. Nice try faggot.
>>680310862
I fucked that chick before, Is her name Julie?
>>680308872
Common 12yo friends story
> Sleep over at his house
> both fapping to porn magazines (no internet at that time)
> "What about fapping each other?"
> ok
> He faps me. fap fap fap .
> Feel disgusted fapping his dick but he just fapped me so I cannot say no
> do it some 6 times more
> move away
Fucked 45 women since. Only women. Cannot stand gays as they are false and problem makers. I frowned upon all this gay acceptance shit and consider occident is decadent with all this gayness and all these muslims pouring inside my land.
>>680308872
Fucked a guy and came in his butt. I can't think of anything gayer.
>>680312478
More pics of Julie
>>680311297
there was one time I still jerk off to often, I'll describe it in as filthy a way as possible because its giving me a boner just thinking about it, even though i'm straight.
>we were about 15 and 12
>watching a porn dvd in my room
>out of nowhere he pulls out his little hard cock and starts slowly stroking it
>he reaches over and starts massaging my cock and balls through my trousers
>he reaches into my pants and pulls my now hard dick out
>I grab his hand and start slowly jerking myself off with his hand, he is also jerking himself off with his left hand.
>he leans over and starts kissing me, he sticks his tongue deep inside my mouth, its wet and sliding about in my mouth, round my tongue.
>we start tonguing fuck out of each others mouths, still jerking slowly (theres a chick getting fucked anally on tv)
>parents are asleep btw
>he pulls of his trousers, keeps his socks on, I take his t shirt off and take my own clothes off.
>were both naked and rock hard, i'm skinny with a big dick and big balls (reasonably anyway) he is chubby with a tiny hard cock and smaller balls in a ball sack that is tight and round, mines hang
>I lean over and start sucking his cock, he is pushing down on the back of my head, i try to make his cock touch the back of my throat.
>i get him on his back and climb on top of him, I then shove my cock into his mouth and use my weight to push it to the back of his throat, i feel it angling round and sliding down his throat, it feels a little rougher, but realy good.
>i throat fuck my chubby little 12 year old brother for a bit and he doesnt even gag.
>I decided I wanted to be fucked in the ass, he takes his soaking wet cock and tries to push it into my ass hole, it doesnt go in really at all.
>he gets on all 4s and i try to push my larger cock into his virgin anus, its a little dry and wont go in, so he sucks my dick and i rub my balls.
>i go round the back of him and put my fingers in my mouth to wet them
>>680312570
Letting another man fuck you in the ass and letting him cum in you
>>680308872
Respond to this thread
>>680312570
Muslims do not consider gay the guy that penetrates. Only the one that is buttfucked.
My problem with that is how can you have a boner in front of a man's ass and not being gay?
Muslims are gays that say that they are not gay.
>>680312570
I once cosplayed as the OP. That is at least 1000x gayer than assfucking some guy.
>>680308872
>be 11
>Left with my two uncles by my shitty mom
>raped by uncle's for years.
>Used as fuck toy by their friends also.
>Even get fucked by a salesman who comes by the house once.
>they buy me a stuffed lion, that i named Jasmine.
>Jasmine is my only comfort from the ass rape.
>Eventually my mother comes back to get me.
>raped by her new boyfriend for being a sissy boy.
>cannot get an erection to this day.
Get drunk with gay friend. Never tried gay stuff before, I'm the kinda guy who's up to try anything once. He asks to suck my dick, eh why not. Asks if I wanna fuck him, eh why not. Dicks to big I ruin his fantasy of dp. Asks to fuck me, eh why not. Get off while he cums inside of me felt good man. Now not attracted to guys I enjoy butt stuff though.
680313105
>>680313040
Oh well, it's probably best you don't reproduce anyway
>>680312625
Keep going anon
>>680309524
it's a strapon
>>680313349
I agree, my uncles call every Christmas and ask if i am coming to visit. I always give them an excuse. i regret it afterwards though, i kind of want to see what would happen. I am pretty fucked up.
>be me
>be ~13 or 14
>At friend's house, we'll call him weedboi because wynaut
>he says that there's this hot girl on Skype who said she'd be naked on cam if he had a friend with him
>I'm his friend and as most people do I fucking love tits so I was like call dis bitch I wanna see titties
>we call her and her cam was black
>she says first he and I have to kiss
>totally fake it
>then she she says we have to play play with each other's dicks with our hands on top of clothing
>we do because tits
>then says we have to blow each other
>I give a slightly teethy blowjob to him
>he can't even handle just the tip
>she then says anal
>his ass so tight I can't even get the tip in
>he has no talent and can't find my asshole
>she thought we really fucked though
>she says she has to go to bed
>we never get to see her
>neither of us get satisfied
>both get drunk on parents liquor
>I eat goldfish and talk to people til I'm sober (like 8 am)
>he falls asleep within 15 minutes of drinking
>I'm straight af now and am engaged to a 10/10 babe
>he's single and jobless
another greentext bro here
>be 15
>bro is 13
>been sucking each others dicks for years by this point
>share a bedroom, give each other head 2-3 times a week after lights out
no idea how we never got caught... anyway:
>bro wants to try something "different" one night
>i'm laying in my bed, pants down and boner at the ready
>he climbs on top, i think he's going to kneel over me while i suck his cock
>nope.jpg
>he grabs my cock, shuffles back and puts all his weight against it so it slides right into his asshole
>thatfeelsprettyokayiguess.webm
>welp, guess i'm buttfucking my bro tonight
>kinda want his cock in my mouth though
>he starts leaning back while grinding up and down
>i'm a pretty flexible kid, so i lean forward and manage to get his cock in my mouth while he's riding me
>by this stage i'm laying still and he's thrusting his cock in and out of my mouth while my cock slides in and out of his ass
>we both cum buckets that night
cont from >>680312625
>i push both fingers into his asshole and finger fuck him while jerking my cock off.
>I try again to fuck his ass, but its not going in.
>he stays there on all 4s whilst I jerk my cock off behind him
>just as i cum, i push my cock one more time at his now fluttering asshole, (hes jerking off too and is close)
>my cock still wont go in
>I shoot a huge load of thick cum, just as the first squirt cums out my dick slides into his ass by about 2 inches and I creampie him in the ass.
>i pull my cock out and the cum drools out of his 12 year old ass and dribbles down his white as fuck fat thighs. actually as i was cumming it squirted back out at me and onto my balls
>he literally jumps up and turns around a second later
>he grabs my by the hair (it fucking hurt) amnd rams his cock into my mouth
>he cums so fucking hard into my mouth, he came so much more than me and i produced a pretty big load for him.
>he cums so hard i dont even swallow, it literally forced its way down my throat, I choked a bit, but he grabs my with his left hand, forces it open and shoves balls in too, forcing his cock down my throat, i cant even breathe.
> he actually cums again and bascially cums straight into my stomach, still almost ripping my hair out
>we both fall to the floor, cum pouring out his ass and onto the carpet and cum dribbiling out my mouth onto my cheek.
>we toungue each others mouths again, and cuddle, we sleep naked for and hour before getting dressed and washing up so my mom wouldnt find out.
No more today, i'm going to go and jerk off
>>680312505
Hmm. Mac from always sunny much?
>>680313558
wait, wat? did you at least cook the fish first?
>>680308974
You motherfucker
Middle school, camping trip. Me and my other 2 mates showed each other our erect penises. I went outside and started masturbating, only for my friend to come out (with his dick out) right as I was cumming. We laughed it off, but I still cringe to this day.
Also I got a semi erection from this gif >>680308872
>>680308872
Watched my dad fap to magazines, thats how I learned to fap
>>680313661
wat
Just fucked myself with cucumber and filmed me, was "ok" fun.
Sucked my (hopefully) soon-to-be boyfriend's dick today and swallowed, was quite a load, was also pretty fuckin cash
>>680313040
>they buy me a stuffed lion, that i named Jasmine.
>Jasmine is my only comfort from the ass rape.
Ah man that shit is fucked. I actually teared up a little. Hope you're doing somewhat okay now.
OP Here
Found in my 4chan foulder this chick that looks enough like what I used to look like as a 16 years old, for those who asked for pics
put on my aunt's dress and lay on the bed facing the mirror legs wide open and masturbated.
>>680308872
fucked a man and enjoyed it
Gave a blow job to a guy who gave me a ride home. He thought I was a girl.
>>680318037
Did he rub you? While you sucked away?
>>680318037
did you look girly or was the dude fucked out of his head?
We I was 10 I used to suck my step dad off at least once a month. He said it was special connecting time for boys with step dad's.
>>680318355
Did you use to catch him jerking growing up?
Got an amazing bj from a fat 50 year old crossdresser.
>>680318508
No, never saw he jerk off
>>680308974
Me and my buddy jerked each other for about 4 years. Eventually I'd also blow him and we tried anal twice but as stupid 12-years-olds it was rather disgusting. Oh and I blew a guy from an online sex site a few months ago and I want to finally get fucked.
So, pretty gay I guess.
>>680318204
>>680318327
let me explain
>long time ago
>be 15
>walking home from friend's house
>it's cold. like really cold
>wearing bulky coat, stocking hat
>have long hair that's sticking out of hat
>kind of a manlet, small in stature
>it's a little after midnight
>car pulls up
>"want a lift?"
>at first thought it was my neighbor
>he then starts talking
>"pretty cold for a girl to be out tonight"
>he keeps rubbing his crotch as we drive
>asks where I want to be dropped off
>get him to about a block from my house and he pulls over
>"how about a special thank-you?"
>says this while pulling his cock out
>figure he wants me to jerk him off so reach over and start stroking him
>he pulls my head down onto his lap and tells me to suck his cock
>put it in my mouth. first time I've ever done this (had thought about it)
>half suck him, half jerk him off
>he's saying "yeah girl. that feels nice" and "watch your teeth girl"
>5 minutes later he grunts and shoots into my mouth
>I let in dribble back down his cock
>pull up and jump out of the car
>he calls out "we'll have to do this again girl"
>walk around the block so he doesn't follow me home
>>680308872
>Vaped
>>680308915
>takes my head and makes me suck his dick
>>realize he was hitting on me
kek!
Jacked my friend off, even though i'm straight he's too damn cute for me to resist
Drag, fuck guys, bi so life is good
>>680308960
fuckin double nigger faggot
>13 or 14
>used to jerk off while wearing my little sister's swimming costumes and pretending the be a girl
>decided to try shoving stuff up my butt
>start with a couple of fingers, feels weird
>look for something to put up there
>for some reason a lego horse on my shelf caught my eye, pic related
>in retrospect I have no idea how that won out over all the things in my room
>tie a piece of string around it so it doesn't get lost up there
>manage to get it into my ass but it didn't feel particularly good, just really weird
>take it out again but it comes out with some blood too, must have cut my insides
>never tell anyone, fortunately didn't get an infection
>glad I had the forethought to tie a piece of string to the horse, otherwise it might have gotten stuck and my parents would have found out
>would have been the 'butt' of 'condition: stable' jokes for the rest of my life
>but seriously, why did I think a lego horse was the best thing to shove up my ass?
Being gangbanged by 8 older men in a porn theater.
Loved every second of it
>>680308872
I pre-ordered Fallout 4.
All those shitty fake stories.
>>680309133
I've done this also
>>680320612
>be a teenager in club sauna, have a semi boner
>older guy comes in, sits right next to me despite sauna being empty
>he starts talking about how good it feels, etc etc
>puts his hand on anons thigh
>think he is just being friendly so act like its not a big deal
>he puts his surprisingly soft hands on what is now a real boner
>let him jack me off, whiling looking away like nothing is happening
>cum, then immediately leave
>never go back to sauna again
>be me 13
>visiting cousin whose same age
>hang out all day, play vidya, watch movies, normal boy shit
>he decides to go swimming in lake
>didn't bring bathing suit
>"we're cousins. Its okay anon. Just jump in"
>fuck it
>swim nude with cousin in lake
>he gets kinda rowdy and starts splashing and trying to push my head underwater
>he ends up grabbing my penis
>woahdude.jpg
>go back to swimming thinking nothing of it
>accidentally does it few more times
>I get kinda hard
>later on that night
>browsing newgrounds.com
>we start playing some stupid anime dating sim game
>some of its kinda hot tho
>we both have boners
>cousin starts playing with it through his shorts
>start to do the same as well
>he looks at me and puts his hand on my bulge suddenly
>"let's jack off anon"
>nervous but kinda turned on
>both take our dicks
>pretty much same size
>he has a little bit more hair tho
>aren't even watching or playing the game anymore
>start jerking each other off
>few minutes start to pass
>"I'm getting close dude"
>cousin gets on his knees, puts my dick in his mouth and starts to suck me off
>I begin to cum all in his mouth and face
>he starts to cum on the floor at the same time
>we both then go to bed
>we start to cuddle in bed together >I feel kinda guilty and weird about whole thing
>we're still pretty close to this day years later
>havent done anything with him since
i spy cam my mother and i let my two best friends see everything i get. obviously we get hard ons when we're looking at the videos. can't hide them so we just go ahead and stroke ourselves while watch.
Sucked my best friends dick when I was 111-14
>>680312787
kek! Bingo! this is gayer fo sho'
>>680312230
probably burned through the pipe basket while inhaling, great job
>>680308915
you posted this comment
>>680309643
and this exact reply on /gif/ in a trap thread, which had OP's image in it.
>>680322150
Wtf? Your lyin
>>680313705
best b/ comment of the day. we have a winner!
>>680308872
>be me
>13
>at my grandmas for the summer
>no internet or vidya at her place
>wtfisthis.jpg
>invite same age male cousin over to kick it with me for the day
>play catch, watch cartoons, buy candy at the corner store, etc
>it's night
>both of us sleeping on pull out couch in the den
>come across spice channel
>start jacking off under the covers
>cousin says "ew anon are you touching it?"
>i ignore him and continue to silently fap
>eventually i hear soft moans to my left
>look over
>cousin is jacking off now too
>we both shoot our loads on the sheets and go to sleep
>mfw the post masturbation guilt sets in
>>680322296
Nah. Did it every so often from the ages 11-14
>>680322287
Yes, I did, because it's true. I just didn't get much feedback there, so I reposted it here
>>680322531
do it, post a picture of young you with your face cropped out
>be me
>be on snapchat with throwaway accounts
>add guys from reddit and 4chan
>fap for them and send them dick pics
>gets me hard as fuck and i cum buckets
>not into guys
>never had gay experience
>guess its exhibitionism
>>680320663
now this is G.A.Y.
>>680322475
I did that too, we used to take bathe together till i forgot to shut the door my sisters caught us told mom
Fapping with gay guys on omegle.
Begging them to cum.
Complimenting their large dick.
Asking them to pee for me (2-3 did)
>>680322688
I don't have them, not here anyway. They're probably in a HDD somewhere back home. And it's still true that I don't want to.
Facefucked by 3 older duys in a porn cinema - iswallowed two loads and snowballed the third
>>680321398
How old were you exactly? Sounds kind of like rape.
this
>Hook up with a trap
>Turns out "she" has a bigger penis than me
>Makes fun of me because of it
>its me the one that end up getting fucked
Now i simply cant go back to have sex without a cock in my ass
>>680308872
your dad
>>680323504
Fuck off cuck
>>680323455
>>680313558
>we do because tits
jesus christ how fucking stupid are you
>>680313575
>thatfeelsprettyokayiguess.webm
topkek
>>680316568
Thats, Shima she's actually a chick. She's just hyper androgynous because she's asexual. She posts in the short hair girls thread over on /soc/.
>>680320547
Did something similar. I shoved a huge rubber ball up my ass when I was 14. I don't know what I was thinking, it took a while to shit out. It also had some blood on it so I panicked for a few days but nothing happened.
>>680323071
My sisters called booty kissers, ding dong sucker. Even told people at school
>drinking for the first time
>4 guys with no experience whatsoever
>gets hammered fast
>start talking about girls
>friend of mine gets über horny
>starts jerking off on the spot
>ok why not...
>best buddy is hung
>get brilliant idea!
>bend over and suck him really quick, just a couple of times up and down.
>he replies "wow, I have never had a guy doing that to me before
>awkwardness ensues
>...
>no more jerking off, party changes into pure disgusting and violent puking.
Zero fucks given.
>>680320547
anon, you are the stupidist faggot i've ver met
plea, kill yourself
Had a MMF threesome with friend and his wife. We went double vag and I won't lie: his cock rubbing against mine inside a tight, hot, wet vagina was the most pleasurable sensation I've ever experienced.
I want to do it again, but she's decided to become a born again Christian and drag his ass to church with her. They're no fun anymore.
>Guy introduces to my group
>invites everyone to drinks
>starts inviting just me
>he's rich so I don't have to worry
>he buys me drinks, food and stuff
>he drinks nothing
>looks like a decent guy
>the night is ending soon
>says we need to get wasted
>I drink shot after shot after shot
>I wake up with him driving me home
>WTF I don't recognise this neighborhood
>wake up again at his house
>holy shit its massive
>tells me I was too drunk to tell him where I live
>I'm pretty sure I said where I live a couple of times but maybe I just dreamt it
>Wake up with him sucking my dick
>WTF get off me!
>run to the bathroom and puke a lot
>leave it messy af
>leave the house
>never heard of him again
>be 14
>stay at my friends house one night
>events transpired
>ended up with us both jerking off
>I then pushed his hand away from his own dick and started jerking him
>He asked if I would suck him
>I suck him
>He cums in my mouth
>Never speak about it for a few months
>Same thing happens
>I now suck him off every few weeks
>be me
>23
>go to gay cruise club
>go into glory hole room
>alternating deep throat blow job 2 dicks
>they both cum down my throat
>walk out of stall into nearby room
>69 with some 21 year old guy
>hes licking my asshole while i suck him
>says hes gonna cum so i stop.
>climb on top and ride him
>he stops me says he want to go doggy style
>on my knees while he plunges into my tight smooth shaved ass (gave myself an enema ahead of time)
>he cums super quick.
>i was only getting started (now i know how girls feel)
>guy says thanks and leaves while his cum spills out of my ass
>still horny
>owner walks past and clearly looks like he wants to try me on...
>i oblige
>dick peircings make it really hard to suck dick
>with cum still in my ass he proceeds to fuck me
>dick peircing is good for something
>hits my prostate just right
>cum buckets
>he does too
>gayest experience ive ever had
>enjoyed the slight humiliation of it all
>would totally do it again
>still like girls more though haha
>>680308872
>Watched Skins Unironically
>Occasionally wore pink
that's about as bad as it gets
>>680323822
That's where I saw her, thx. What a shame that she's asexual tho.
>>680324356
That is pretty fucking gay dude
>>680324502
>she's asexual tho
That's code for "leave me alone, nerds. I only fuck buff guys."
>>680324536
yeah i know. thats what the thead is about.
Im Bi and have a girlfriend.
still enjoyed getting fucked by guys tho.
oh well
>>680324669
^this
>>680308872
I'm about to move in with my boyfriend.
>>680324669
She actually might be. It's not like 4chan is full of buff guys to hook up with.
>>680319180
I looked for jap trap porn and jacked off to it on more than one occasion, kind of ashamed of myself but I won't say I'm not gay because obviously I like seeing that sort of stuff but if I had a choice between a real girl or a really convincing jap trap id go for the chick.
>>680319747
Nah you're pretty gay
>be stoner me
>in my twenties
>try to stop smoking
>haven't been drinking for years
>>
>gets invited to a couple I know
>thinks, fuck it, might as well have a drink
>shit goes straight to my head
>try to take it slowly
>gets shitfaced anyway
>starts rambling about sex draught
>they exchange looks
>stupid me doesn't compute
>really out of touch because of hash detox, starts really hinting about being blueballed
>1,2 3 bedroom
>I am OK with this!
>3 some
>room starts spinning
>me and my friend at one boob each
>she's giving instructions
>holy shit, room is spinning
>gtg
>commense puking
>did I mention I get really really sick when I am this drunk?
>hours later, done puking
>back in the same bed, alone
>drunken sleep
>wakes up with friend jerking and berrying his tongue in my throat
>holy shit, he's King Arthur
>massive drunken boner
>I suddenly really comes to my senses
>say to him "oh anon.."
>rolls over and goes to sleep again
>left him hanging
It dawned on me that he really is bi and has been all these years. And that hes had a crush on me all these years.
Never talked about it.
>straight but looked at trap threads frequenly
>out to bar with friends
>everyone gets hammered and gets own cab home
>share cab with stranger
>make small talk with driver
>strangers rubbing my cock over jeans
>take his hand off my cock several times
>sometimes i let him stroke it for longer periods of time (like ten seconds instead of one)
>puts his hand in my pocket and starts playing with the tip
>tell cab driver ill get someone to take him home to save him some money
>we blow each other all night long
>both swallowed
i still act straight but im definitely bi. i fuck girls very consistently but i would be more than okay with sucking more cock if the chance arose.
>>680324669
Nah, the one guy she was dating is skinny as fuck looks like he's one pound away from skeletal.
>>680324093
>>680325933
Both me,married with a kid, no homo.
Took a really big shit and enjoyed it.
feelsgoodman.jpg
I dress up in my mums lingerie, put on lipstick, eyeliner and general make up and jerkoff to trap porn, then to finish I cum on my own face and look at myself in the mirror as i lick my cum off my fingers
be me
>early teens
>sleepovers with my best friend at the time
>jerked off in front of each other multiple times
>one time it got a bit heavier
>jerk each other off
Zero fucks given
>>680312418
Ooooo fucking roasted
>be 14 or 15
>still living with parents obviously
>fapping, wanting to try anal
>get a banana, put a condom on it
>put it in my ass while fapping, felt weird but neither bad or actually good
>come and go to bathroom with the banana to get rid of the condom and wash my hands before throwing the banana away
>go to sleep
next morning
>go to the bathroom, banana still there
>my parents defintily been both in the bathroom since I went to sleep
awkward
>>680326765
Burn bitch, burn.
>>680325933
>he's King Arthur
topkek
also checked
>>680326313
I can believe that. There are a few girls who like male skeletors. Met a few, but this was back when I was going to high school.
>>680316568
niiice u had the emo hair? i love that shit
>>680320663
Faggot
>>680326829
Where did you throw the banana?
>>680325556
checked almost quads
>>680326849
Underrated story tbh.
Oc btw.
>>680327023
Yeah, back in the days, but they were a bit longer than that
>>680327059
In the trash next morning.
>>680327471
So, they found a shitstained condom and a banana?
Ask for sugar with my coffee, I'm not that lil faggot anymore
>>680323651
that looks biiiig
>>680313040
This made me laugh. I'm not trying to be edgy, it just did.
>>680325933
You should've went with it, Merlin, and demand that he buries his excalibur inside you. So deep, the next person to pull him out of you will be the next King of Camelot.
>>680308872
I once sucked off my friend while he was asleep and swallowed his cum. I'm not gay, I was just bored and could't go to sleep.
>>680308974
the suspense is unburabur
>>680327841
damn that's gay
>>680308872
Been in four homosexual relationships.
>>680327830
Tbh, I was so wasted. Puking like that makes me almost defenceless and sleepy. I honestly didn't think it through. But yeah, I should have!
>>680308872
I started a thread on /b/ once
>>680313040
that's the movie second hand lions you faggot except there's no rape in that
>>680310862
I did something similar but it was a chick I met in a bar who was 'in an open marriage'. Her husband watched her ride me for a bit then climbed on top and started fucking her ass.
He came first then moved his head between our legs and stuck his tongue into her pussy next to (and in contact with) my dick. When I said I was cumming he slipped my dick out of his wife and finished me off in his mouth.
I don't know how gay others would call it, I didn't ask him to do it but I didn't object either. Didn't take them up on an invitation for a repeat performance tho
>>680328091
Well played, sir.
>>680328059
Make another opportunity with him. Get some MDMA and Cialis, share it with him, and enjoy your ride.
>be 6 or 7
>go to my frined's house. only os
>he says it feels good when we lick each other's pee pee
>start sucking each other
>do this like 1 month several times
>one day his mother saw his underwear on the floor
>asks him why
>he tells whole story ( he was a fucking idiot. and currently no collage + no job)
>our mothers talks with us about that
>no homo after that
>>680308872
1. snuggled w a guy once
2. shoved a toothbrush up my ass
>>680328286
That's not gay.
You said no homo, right?
>be me, 18, 5 years ago
>in a meet and fuck thread
>ask if someone lives in my town, actually in germany, which was highly unlikely
>someone actually replys to my post
>anon lives around the corner
>eventually find out it is a guy
>I had a girlfriend at the time but she won't give head
>decide to get sucked off by fag anon
>meet up at night and he immediately starts sucking my weiner
>was hard when I arrived, slowly went soft once I realised how gay it actually is
>anon tries to finger my butthole a couple of times
>I clench my butt with the force that could turn coal into diamonds
>he comes up to make out
>I refuse and go home
>puke on my way home
>>680328607
No need for all that. I think all I have to do is to say I am ready.
But we live in different parts of the country and I am a married man.
>>680328740
A gf that doesn't give head.. That suc..blow..man.
>>680319674
Underrated post. Gayasfuck/10
>>680329122
She was very prudish, since her parents told her if she would get pregnant or if they find out that she has any kind of sex, then they would throw her out.
We still fucked at least once a week, but she disliked giving head, so, yeah.
>>680315866
post vid
>>680329351
I second that
>>680308872
I eat my own cum quite often...most people would say that its gay...
>>680308872
OP's father
>>680329321
Christ. The sex better be good, because trust me, this will be the itch you cannot scratch.
>>680308872
Click on this thread.
BOOM!
>>680315866
Show it.
>>680308872
I opened a atrap vid on porn webm thread.
>played truth or dare
>kissed a dude
I didn't really enjoy it. In fairness, he was probably just a bad kisser
>>680328864
I doubt your wife knows you're slightly bi. She'll definitely understand your desire to meet up with an old buddy and she doesn't ever have to know the fun you both have. Open honest by damned! It's only a secret if you take it with you to the grave. Don't let anything stop you from fulfilling what might be or want to add in your bucket list. No regrets.
>>680329512
don't you feel disgusted in the very precise moment that your cock spurt out your semen and the arousal vanish?
I have a couple incidents but this one was one hell of a night.
>be me 14
>go to gay club with friends cause no ID check
>one night me and friend go crossdressing
>feels good and even meet girl from school there
>was gonna catch a ride with other friends but can't find them
>friend and I say fuck it and start walking
>not in girl clothes at this point
>after a while guy from club pulls up and offers ride if I keep him company
>friend stays behind and awaits ride
>get to guys house a few blocks away
>cats fucking everywhere
>wants me to sit on bed so we can talk
>he puts his hand on my thigh and starts moving up
>goes to kiss me
>I start noping asking about a ride for me and friend
>he says fuck him I'm all he needs
>he's getting aggressive
>I push him off and head for the door
>grab keys to his car on the way out
>toss those fuckers across the road
>throw cinder block through windshield
>gtfo quick while he says he's gonna call the cops
>yeah, right
>walk back to friend while smoking little joint
>where's the ride, anon?
>fuck you! You go back there and suck him off for a ride! I'm walking.
>walk to our town and end up calling parents for ride the rest of the way
>fin
Had sex. With my boyfriend.
>>680309197
>tfw still just interested in traps
>tfw you will never go full circle
>>680311006
You sound like about 40-60% of /b/ at any given moment.
>>680308915
Man, you are one gigantic faggot OP
>>680329883
no... why should I?
I like it...eat out of my hand or cam on my face...dont give a fuck...
>>680329628
It was shit and she got fat after a year of relationship, whch is why I dropped her.
The only sex that was good was when I put my dick in her butt "by accident" and rammed her a couple minutes, even though she "protested."
She said that I should stop but didn't do a thing, probably just so that she could say that she didn't want it afterwards.
>>680329851
Oh she knows.. And I would probably have done it back in the day, this was..what, some 15 years ago.
>>680327830
>berries
>>680330186
>enters a gay thread
>expects dan bilzerian kind of shit
>>680308872
got face and ass fucked by a dominant sissy. Became his sissy sissy. Now we're in a "partnership"
>>680330267
curiosity
that was my feeling every time i had that fucking idea
>*jacking off* uh so horny i'll shoot my cum inside my mouth and swallow
>*right before cummin* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
>>680309643
Then it didn't fucking happen
>>680308872
Crossdress and fuck my ass with a dildo on snapchat for /b/ros. I love bering a attention whore.
>>680330278
Tell me about it.. I am pretty much in a similar situation you were in. However, wife gave..ok head, until she got serious injury in the back and problems with the neck because of it. Hardly any sex anymore due to backpain and bj's are currently 20 to 30 sec of sucking.
But I do get to play with her ass every now and then.
>>680326995
She has a tumblr. She used to post pics of her and him.. it was 'surfsup___' something I can't remember
>>680330784
Whatever you say, bro. Whatever you say.
>>680323651
I never felt so tempted to suck a dick before... This one's beautiful... Guess I'm bi after all...
>>680330847
*being
>>680328667
No, I didn't even expect him to join in when we started.
I did take my hand off her ass and put it on his head, but in my defence I was on the vinegar strokes by that point.
>>680311006
some trainstation, in switzerland?
>>680330737
you have to overcome it...try it a few times and then you dont give a fuck a just enjoy it...
I am gonna eat it in a few minutes...
btw CEI videos are a good help...
>>680308872
I viewed that gif, I didn't enjoy it, but it's the gayest thing I've done.
>>680331201
>CEI videos
wut?
>>680327605
Yep..also some blood which I forgot to add.
>>680330287
Berry delicious!
>>680308872
FUCKING SAUCE!!!!
>>680330981
Please remember, dude.
>>680331261
cum eating instructions
>>680331335
some guy in a dress
>>680331261
cum eating instructions...
>>680331222
Nice trips faggot
>stepbro and me hanging out all summervacations (we were 12)
>slept in one room over weeks
> at some point shared a bed
>fucked each other after pretending to be dogs
>>680330847
BTW, I'm doing it right now. Pic related.
>>680331121
Krikey what a twist..
>>680330283
>Oh she knows
Maybe in the future, you might want to keep things to yourself and not have such an open honest relationship with your wife. There are things in life we have done that no one needs to know, not even our "soulmate". Consider it.
>>680331499
whats your snap?
>>680329967
Another incident but shit happened.
>have friend in highschool
>we're class clowns so we get along good
>i'm stoner outcast that hangs with other outcasts other stonersgay/bi/whatever
>he knows this and decides to come out to me
>ok whatever
>ends up spending the night one time
>wants to suck my dick
>virgin me say ok, but I'll pretend you're hot chick from school
>he dont mind
>everyone asleep he pulls my dick out
>starts sucking
>never felt anything like this before
>i'm moaning softly and tell him im bout to cum
>he says gimme what you got
>cum all in his mouth
>he swallows and says yummy
>we separate and I go to sleep
>no real regrets
>>680331694
Bchaner
>>680331295
Omg anon, you don't have siblings I see. You learn pretty fucking fast to cover your tracks. Lmao
>>680331804
Yeah nigga reppin for the btards I dig
>>680331309
Being this new
>>680331499
Faggot
>>680331654
Oh I give her bits and pieces of it, the truly nasty shit, I will never ever tell her. Trust me, it is for the best. Keeping her where she is now, thinking she got me all figured out, is the best thing to do.
>>680318612
Lol faggot
>>680330981
That's fine if you don't remember. There will be some anon that will. All things are revealed all in due time. I've been around long enough to know this.
drunk in tourist hostel in london. bunk beds. stanger in bunk above. hand falls down. drunk me touches hand. progresses to me MUNCHING HIS FARTBOX in the toilets. That chocolate cheerio was felt up by my tongue tip. next day sobriety and i saw him outside and slunk off up the street with shame pooling into my haphazardly tied shoes.
>>680313349
idk why this was so funny but i kekd hard
>>680312505
Definitely in denial mate.
>>680331902
Being this old
>>680332459
You honestly don't know?
>be me
>early teens
>sleepovers with my best friend at the time
>jerked off in front of each other multiple times
>one time it got a bit heavier
>jerk each other off
Zero fucks given
>>680331499
Do want
>>680332203
All girls think they've got their man figured out if they stay with them long enough. But some men are stupid enough to share every secret and every story with them. Glad you're not an idiot. Stay based anon.
This has actually been a nice thread! Can't remember the last time.. I love you guys <3
>>680331824
I have an older sister actually.
Normally I did cover any tracks..just forgot about it this one time somehow.
>>680332830
What did they say?
>>680332759
Thank you anon, you too.
>>680332628
Um, no? Help!?
>>680333324
>>680333324
I can't believe I'm spoonfeeding a newfag.
>>680333498
There you go
>>680333533
Checked same fag
>>680333498
>>680333533
lol you may have beat me to it but I got the dubs, faggot
>>680333725
God bless
>>680308872
fuck myself with a carrot, didn't manage to cum after 30minutes tho ;(
Post pictures of myself on Instagram and Snapchat in panties/stockings to be an attention whore.
>>680333834
There will be other dubs, anon. Many many dubs!
>>680333184
Nothing. They never mentioned it and why would they? Would just create an awkward situation.
Then again, as our family is pretty opened talking about sex (specially my mother) it wouldnt even been awful if she did had mentioned it, still slightly embarassing though.
my parents are divorced and i live with my father. idk why i do it really but sometimes i spy cam him. seeing him naked just turns me on sometimes.
>>680334112
Lucky escape then.
>>680333498
>>680333533
Thanks senpai!
>Gayest things you have ever done
OP
>>680334154
Does he fap?
>>680308915
>>680319340
Thanks, I can cut glass with my dick now.
>be me, 14
>3 years of anal training, didn't feel super good but i was really good, at this point i could put 4 fingers in really easily, the whole fist if i really tried
>family reunion in another state, bunch of cousins, only 1 female
>Fuckinghot.jpg
>She was 17 at the time, played all of the sports, THICC
>Didnt think too much of it, but man i wanted to bang, always wore tight ass yoga shorts
>Couple days before we had to leave, stayed in a cabin at Cedar Point
>Sleep in same bed as cousin
>sleeps with no shirt on
>hnggggggggg
>Forgot to mention shes very free spirited, walks around naked all the time, parents told her not to when we came to visit
>mother fuckers
>cont?
>>680334306
Your faggotry is showing
>>680334448
How the fuck does this lead to a gay story?
>>680334390
idk. probably. but i haven't caught him doing that yet
>>680308872
Sucked a dick.
>>680334448
I thought this was supposed to gay, but please continue.
>>680334561
well ive never done anything with another guy, so im just trying to think about the gayest thing i did with anyone really. (analstuffdude)
>>680331499
I do the same thing, it's great
>>680334448
No, don't continue.
>>680334720
Fck off
>>680308872
I've eaten my own cum
made myself cum from prostate stim with a realistic dildo
enjoy girls fingering/licking my ass
nothing actually gay though
>>680334720
ok i wont
>>680334720
Shut up Data. You're rambling again.
>>680334799
no, continue. dont listen to him.
>>680334648
Greentext
>>680334799
Dubs say you must continue.
>>680312625
>even though im straight
You're in denial man
You might be (from what it i can gather, you probably are) bisexual.
Been there done that
>>680308872
>>be me
>> be in kindergarten
>> scheduled bathroom breaks in hillbilly rural town school
>> waiting my turn to pee, dick in hand
cont?...
>>680334690
Thinking assplay got anything with being gay...
>friend drunk till passout
>take him home
>close the room doors
>take off his pants
>start to lick his limp dick
>give him a blowjob
>dick gets stiffer but still not whole erection
>blow him some more
>sit on his dick and ride it for couple minutes
>came on his chest
>feelsgood
>be me 14
>best friend's family goes vacation
>he stays at our place for 2 weeks
>we sleep in my room
>my cock 16cm fat, his 10cm gay slim cock with small nuts.
>i play with his little cock every nite, sucking, kissing.
>we come to each others cock every fucking nite.
those were good days, no homo now
>>680334780
>>680334799
>>680334868
Shit was fake and gay.
replying in this thread
>>680308974
Lock someone in a room, tied up, make em watch this for 24 hours. I can not imagine a worst death.
>>680334448
>Cont. (its still pretty gay, even if its only with a grill)
>anyways sleeping there, cant stay still so i decide to go into the restroom to do some anal play, since cant to there
>im horny as shit
>Try to find anything i can shove up my ass, decide a shampoo like bottle will be good
>lube it up, tease up, then shove it up there
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>in a state of bliss, dont care if anyone catches me, its worth
>hear handle to bathroom turn
>ok fuck i care i care
>why didnt i lock the door fuck my life
>cousin walks in to me with a bottle halfway up my pooper
>just kill me now
>she does the QTest little smile ive ever seen
>what
>ive seen stories like this on 4chan before
>she does that waving thing with her finger telling me to follow
>boutta cum right there
>follow her
>she gives me a weird look, ask her whats wrong, she says i didnt bring the shampoo bottle
>ohshitniggerwhat
>i got back and get the bottle
>shes already putting lotion on her hands, puts lotion on the bottle, and tells me to get on all 4s
>starts fucking me with the bottle, idek whats happening in life anymore
>i cum at the speed of sound, pretty sure it ripped through the bed
>we continue to do this throughout the night, the best was her fingering my asshole
>asked her why she did it afterwords, she said that giving pleasure to a human is amazing, it doesnt matter if its family, thats even better
>that whole hippy free spirited deal
>we continue to do stuff for 2 more times after that, i had a small ween but she would still have sex with me, but it was her mostly fucking me in the ass
>Dont do it anymore, but she told me shes always down.
I got a couple more in depth stories with her if you guys want, theyre completely true (i know they sound a bit ridiculous) but ya :P
never done a gay, only thought about it.
>>680335132
really?
>>680335875
on second thought this thread might rip in a bit, ill share a couple more stories in the next one :p
>>680335875
Go on..
>>680336250
>>680335875
>>680336229
cant believe you like this faggot shit, go kill yourself faggots reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD FAGGOTS
>Be me
>July 2012
>Be in Valencia,Spain
>Head back to Hotel room at 2am tipsy but not drunk.
>Lift opens. Woman sucking a man off
>Just start grinning and say "Don't mind me"
>Get on and press my floor button whilst the sounds of sloppy blowjob echo around the elevator
>Start getting a chubby and watch.
>Notice girl is wearing a tiny skirt thats lifted up.
>See small hard dick dangling and the dude just grinning at me as if to say "Pretty good eh?" and taps the "girl" on the head.
>Girl stops sucking grins and wipes her mouth notices me and smiles
>Says something in spanish and holds my hand
>Guy says in broken english "You want? Our room?"
>I'm like "Why the fuck not?"
>Get off lift and follow them
>Before the door even closes the trap/tranny has stripped naked looking at me and her lover then starts stripping us
>verynicetits.jpg
>Trap takes turns blowing us. Dude blows quickly due to blowjob in lift then sits and watches us slowly jerking.
>Trap stops, turns around and gets on the bed. Ass to me.
>Trap guides me to fuck "her"
>Pound her really tight hole
>Dude is jerking in corner drinking wine or something
>I'm in full fuck mode.
>I fuck her ass and mouth for a while and she fingers my asshole
>feelskindagoodtbh.jpg
>Dude falls asleep in chair completely naked.
>I blow load in traps ass
>She cries and also cums into bedsheets.
>She smiles and licks my cock clean then just falls asleep 20 seconds later
>WTF.jpg
>Give a squeeze of traps tits again because they were really damn nice
>Check pulse make sure alive.
>Head back to hotel room, my cock still seeping small drops of cum.
>Go to sleep
>Realise it wasn't a dream when I wake up and see my cum filled shorts.
>Never got trap and dudes name. Never saw them again
>Realised I just experimented and liked it. but don't think its something I'd so all the time
>When I got home, got myself tested. All clear.
>Fap to the memory all these years later
That was the first and only time, I went full bisexual.
>680336409
Says the normie..
>>680336544
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>680336409
>implying "this faggot shit" hasn't always been on /b/
>>680335875
Don't want.
>>680313590
Dude thats the sickest ahit i ever read in my life... Holy fuck what did i just read
>>680334933
>be me, around 15.
>friend of same age sleeping over for few days
>he falls asleep while we watch tv
>I look over and see he has a boner
>try to shake him awake, he doesn't move
>poke his boner, still no response
>pull his dick out and give it a lick, shuffles a little but his eyes were still closed
>eventually work up the nerve to take his cock in my mouth
>I suck his dick for like 15 minutes
>he doesn't move or make so much as a sound
>finally I hear him whine, I pull back in a panic and he blows a sizable load on my face
>I give him another lick and he just turns away so I don't push my luck any further, go to sleep
>neither of us acknowledged it happened.
>we moved a week or so after this and I never heard from him again
So. Yeah. That happened.
I crossdress sometimes and take pictures
