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hay you're kinda cute
>first for not ignored
>>678937066
Cummies have changed. It's no longer about daddies, squishy, or swallowing. It's an endless series of prostate orgasms, caused by toys and lube. Cummies, and their consumption of lube, have become a well-oiled machine. Cummies have changed. ID tagged daddies carry ID tagged dragon dildos, use ID tagged restraints. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Bedroom control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Cummies have changed. The age of daddies has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of ass destruction. And he who controls the bedroom, controls cummies. Cummies have changed. When the bedroom is under total control, cummies...become routine.
Was a shame, you two were cute together.
>>678937505
ja, I've been fine, how different is sex with women?
>>678937697
Hows it going?
>>678937767
boobs are okay I guess
>>678937915
as opposed to men though
>>678937974
well there is this lack of a penis issue which doesn't leave many options as to what's next
i find the whole notion restrictive
>>678937869
Getting used to this new keyboard. Its smaller than my old one. How're you?
>>678938159
I remember you hating your marriage
>>678938196
Doing alright.
I have to go into town tomorrow to sell an Atari 2600.
>>678937658
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>>678938237
You're still buying that?
>>678938360
bby please, get on my level
>>678938568
im afraid to. what part of michigan are you in again
>>678938727
The Louisiana part.
>>678938848
whatttttt
who am i mistaking you with
>>678938994
Tem?
>>678939107
eh no
nevermind
>>678937066
>>678938411
Interesting.
>>678938568
This is only the beginning, Anon. g/fur will descend into chaos... It'll be the Wild West all over again. No law, no order. Cummies will spread across the threads. The anons will fight... and through battle, they will know the fullness of life. At last... our daddy's will... his Squishy Heaven... is complete.
>>678939512
I know I am. I'm humble too.
>>678938335
Getting a good price for it?
>>678939548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdglpRwhoQE
>>678939757
$60
I just want it gone at this point. I put a lot into it and I just want to cash out.
zehgess did you get the nipple rings
>>678940099
Sadly no
I still want to though.
>>678940099
who's your avatar there if you don't mind. . .?
>>678940449
i like how tanktops hug mens torsos
>>678940603
They're nice
>>678939899
Everything has its beginning. But doesn't start at "princess." It starts long before that, in daddies. The world is born... from cummies. The moment cummy becomes 1 cummy is the moment the world springs to life. 1 cummy becomes 2 cummies, 2 cummies becomes 10 cummies, 10 cummies becomes 100 cummies. Taking it all back to 1 cummy solves nothing. So long as daddies remain, 1 cummy... will eventually grow to 100 cummies again. And so our goal was to please daddies. Even the mighty Daddy began with a single princess. That one princess' daddy grew huge, bloated; drooled something yummy; and then began to give me his cummies. We realized too late that we had created a beast in the sack; we had helped turn sadness into 100 cummies on my back! His cummies... were ours. And for that reason, I'm taking it upon myself to drink the cummies... back to nothing.
>>678940099
Then he gets the nipple shields, and goes to war.
>>678940533
whats stopping you
funds?
>>678940588
Jeordie Maaltajik
Cheap Thrills
>>678940717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PqrvD4wnZ4
>>678940876
i keep making cute faces at him
>>678940876
That and a ride to the place.
>>678940975
how far is it
mine was like 10 minutes away
>>678941200
closest place is about 30-45 away.
>>678941364
Can't you get one of your tricks to take you?
>>678941519
I could I could also convince them to pay for it, but I'm busy with school atm.
>>678939943
Better than nothing.
>>678940962
Thought you left, good to see you back.
>>678941364
you should commission me
>>678941679
yeah
>>678941730
I'm fairly incomeless atm.
>>678941839
blah faggot
>>678941974
College freshman man.
>>678941679
i've been here. might slink off soon like that though.
i'm sorry i posted that video. he doesnt even use the didgeridoos i feel like the biggest asshole
>>678942018
you are a terrible sugar daddy
>>678942171
I'm working on it, goy says he wants to take me on vacation when summer break starts.
>>678942022
No idea what that video is, busy watching a movie.
>>678942970
i want your tongue
>>678943223
That's random.
>>678943356
most assuredly isn't
>>678943425
But is it the organ of choice?
>>678943356
>both rookie and sergeant smoking pipes
>doberman isn't
>no smoking sign
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEEEEEEEAN
>>678943739
makes me wonder if penis is food
>>678943978
Depends on the culture.
i have to hit the hay. c you
>>678945112
Night.
Eric finally ate. I didn't get a video of him grabbing the thing though.
Holy shit. Why is 4chan X and Namesync such a fucking pain to get anymore?
why do you have so many brothers
Parents had sex. Remarried to people who also had sex.
Sup, anon?
>>678948490
heyo bub
I'm doing laundry
>>678948692
Snuffles?
Put your damn name on.
Also I got Dark Souls 3.
Holy.
Shit.
It's sooooo good.
>>678948864
Snuffles? You're mistaking, I am no snuffles.
But I'm glad you like your new video game.
>>678949377
Who are you then?
It would be nice to know who I am addressing.
And yes, this is the first time in ages a game has made me feel this tense.
I love it.
>>678949479
I don't have a name.
You can call me what you like.
Last game I felt anything was SNES Shadowrun
Felt like an online rpg game
>>678949921
I dub the Blib.
And I never played Shadowrun. SNES is a cool console though. I'm emulating it off a Rasp Pi along with a ton of other retro shit.
Sits next to my collection of 60 N64 games.
>>678950091
fucking faggot kill yourself
>>678950091
Nice
n64 had some good stuff on it
felt like it was starting to get great just as its life cycle ended
Paper Mario, Majora's Mask, Conker, Banjo Tooie
good shit
>>678950870
I never got to play Conker. I emulated for like an hour but got tired 'cause I was in class and didn't have time to play much.
Been doing JAP version of Majora's. Just beat the snow place.
Kinda wanna get DS3, but since 2 I have little expectation.
>>678951435
DS2 was shit. DS3 is pretty good so far.
>>678951165
What's the difference in Japanese version?
>>678951560
>Doubt
>>678951588
I'm not sure so far.
I only got it because less pricey.
Dark souls is a shitty ripoff series and it is only a game for faggots who suck at every other game kill yourselves cause you're all furries too
Couldnt of said it better myself, bryz.
>>678951916
Are you like the new edge fag of the threads?
>>678951793
But all that story man!
The game has some charming dialogue, it's a shame you're missing it.
>>678951435
don't waste money on it.
>>678952071
New? fuck you jew get good at something in life then talk to me
>>678952105
Im not, im going to spend my money on alcohol and play deserts of karak instead.
>>678952103
I plan to pick it up down the road.
I always wanted to play, but it's kind of expensive for an old game. Also replies might get slow. In game.
>>678952153
k
>Not remembering bryz
>The only guy who posts BF4
I haven't posted here regularly in like a year and a half, Nibi.
I don't know half you people anymore.
>>678952319
nice reply faggot get out of my thread and my board before I embarrass you.
True, I suppose.
But all that matters is that you are here, my love.
>>678952486
My captcha had bananas in it.
>>678952291
Homeworld.
That thing still being tossed about?
Is it good this time?
>>678937066
This is Desk Jockey Raccoon, Rocket Racoon's lesser known accountant cousin. Here, he is dressed for "Casual Friday."
>>678952630
The first Homeworld was superb.
>>678952482
nigger you're dumb as fuck I haven't been on one of these mentally deficient threads longer than that and i havent developed alzheimers kill yourself
so what exactly started this thread?
>>678937066
No one cares
>>678952892
This captcha had grass.
Grass is soft under my feet. Do you like grass?
>>678952961
Gay furry telepathy.
>>678952396
>Not remembering bryz
literally who
>>678953072
like this?
>>678953026
Are you fucking retarded like I'm asking seriously?
If you think you're like clever or someshit by trying to troll me or spout this nonsense shit you're wrong and just as retarded and unoriginal as everyone else
>>678953196
This time it was trees. Trees and grass are both green. I like green, but I like yellow more.
What colors do you like?
>>678951916
hey are you the illinois cop i met in rb6?
>>678953102
Posts bf4
Not gay
Also very manly
Most masculine man here to being justice to faggots
>>678953298
gratz is working holy shit you're retardation is setting me off
>>678953302
im not a cop but i probably raped your ass in it
>>678937066
>open thread expecting a based animal in clothes thread
>it's the worst possible form of the very opposite
Bravo.
>>678953326
this person did not exist when we posted
>>678952974
piss off shit fire
>>678953443
*It's
Please. I am the last person to correct grammar, but try to at least help me to understand you, silly man.
>>678953443
then you are not him
incidentally he was also named bryz
>>678952884
I know that, I played it along time ago.
How's this one compare?
>>678953485
Still animals in clothes.
>>678953485
Cancer
>>678953532
Cancer
>>678953569
What platform
>>678953562
Cancer
>>678953660
I'm actually a Libra, thank you.
>>678953660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-KJWz-5n0g
Im new here what the fuck is this thread about
>>678953694
thats my steam acc name but i dont play siege on it
>>678953727
Wow so le clever hehehe xDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>>678953532
He posted after around you left.
Though you did come back a few times.
This thread is still up? Jeeze
>>678953727
You're a feminine hygiene pad?
>>678953832
Awww, thank you.
It took a while to come up with. I am glad you found it funny :D
>>678953969
No. I'm a squash.
Do you not see my name?
>>678953844
it was foolish to think autism wouldn't leave with me. anyway
what are you up to
>>678953630
Its not space ship combat anymore, though the land ships are still like a fleet.
>>678954049
>Libra
>>678954082
I thought furries were supposed to post cute shit not ugly caricatures of real life ugly ass people that look like nicklebacks autistic singer whatever his fucking name is you are literal cancer
>>678954183
No, I got the joke.
Bryz is kind of cute though.
>>678954108
So it's C&C, but your main base can move?
>>678954222
Trips confirmed.
>>678954273
shut your mouth and kill yourself
>>678954345
Someday I'll get them on something magical.
>>678954273
Nibi is kinda cute tho
>>678954433
How would I go about that, cutie?
>>678954475
Eh.
>>678954198
that was one of the goals of the comic, yeah.
>>678953946
R-rekt?
>>678954082
Birthday soon. Going to drink.
>>678954598
e-rekt
>>678954549
stop trying to provoke me it's not working you think it is but it's not
>>678954598
happy birthday
dont go overboard
or if you do
do it on an empty stomach
>>678954716
You are still responding.
That is enough because I like the attention.
>>678954598
Like today soon?
>>678954345
Yeah, the Carrier has multiple upgrades to give a desired role.
You can put everything into armor and weapons and turn it into your main "Tank" if you pleased.
>>678954475
GroSS
>>678954894
o-oh, okay I guess
>>678954782
yeah I know you do because you have nobody because you're a faggot who has no social except for this board and it's the shittiest one
>>678954994
I don't know, man.
/pol/ is pretty shit.
Plus mom thinks I'm rad.
>>678954662
Wow!
>>678954771
I dont eat much if I decide to drink. I gota keep my girlish figure.
>>678954798
Yes
>>678954965
haha! rekt
>>678954894
This is a nice back!
Happy Birthday BTW
>>678955115
im not a child and I dont browse pol i barely even come on here so you're just embarrasing yourself at this point
why is it everyone on these threads never talks straightfoward and likes to be a faggot about everything
>>678955253
i just say that because i always go overboard and vomit everywhere
>>678955329
Because I'm a faggot.
Next question.
Drunk George is pretty funny.
>>678955284
Thx bby
I like backs, would massage if one presented itself.
>>678955361
I have a good alcohol tolerance.
why are there so many gay people in these gay furry threads like oh my god
fuck you
>>678955529
i just drink half a bottle of rum and im fucked
>>678955453
how does it feel to not be loved?
>>678955650
I wouldn't know.
Was hoping you'd tell me.
>>678955361
Also eating something like oatmeal helps soak up the alcohol so I can drink more.
>>678955699
I could tell you but i want to hear your shitty experience faggot
>>678955616
Black krakken is great.
>>678955746
oatmeal is icky
>>678955815
This throws back to mom thinking I'm rad.
Jesus also loves me as told by the old song.
Ball's in your court now, bud.
>>678955847
ill have to try it. though to be honest im not so inclined to
last time i vomited on my bed sheets and sat in the shower for hours
>>678955529
You know you get present on your birthday. Want a steam game?
>>678955852
Well, you're FUCKED.
>>678955972
You drink it too fast.
>>678956113
i believe that. i made it a goal to finish half the bottle.
>>678956088
Sure
Do you have anyone from here added? I can just find you.
>>678955961
I wouldn't know
why captcha had trees
>>678956184
Those always turn into terrible nights.
>>678956251
I don't think so, i've posted my steam name before but no one cared.
>>678956351
I care babe
>>678956306
I keep getting soup and sushi.
>>678956350
yeah it was a nightmare i couldn't escape
>>678956414
I'm on a car streak :)
>>678956350
Better than the nights where you casually drink, and wonder where half the bottle went.
>>678956306
>>678956351
Well giv
>>678956470
The emote confirms we are not BFFs.
Every seed turns into a flwoer
Every minutes turns to an hour
>>678956587
now*
>>678956536
Not with Bryz here. I'll make a quick skype account
Tree seeds often do not bear flowers.
>>678956587
We could be
=)
Trees this time
>>678956536
Why do you even have that
f-slip
>>678956665
wtf cmon gimme your skype ill show you things ;)
>>678956711
:^)
>>678956434
Ive had two really shitty nights from a full bottle.
>>678956473
That's why you have beers as backup in the fridge.
>>678956810
i dont envy you
heh... bear flowers
where musgn409
>>678956846
Oh, daddy.
kraken the rum?
>>678956711
I remember you saying "This is great" or whatever.
That is a cute fox tho.
>>678956968
:O more trees
>>678956984
nope
>>678956984
Skype me. nibisgettinggames
>>678957081
Oh right, silly me.
>>678957160
screencap or gtfo
>>678956810
Beer is rarely a thing in my house. Hard liquor only usually.
>>678957251
It wasnt you, my mistake!
>>678957257
Terrible, I love beer.
>>678957411
whats his nickname he calls you nibi pls quick QUICK
>>678957133
>>678957411
Whiskey is my poison
