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no rekt thread? rekt bread!
>>678676101
why?
>>678676264
why not?
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>678677437
Fuck off moralfag
>>678677437
Seriously if you can't find amusement from this what's wrong with you?
>>678677774
>Taking the b8
>>678677437
tl;dr
Contribute or go elsewhere.
>>678677437
Who fucking cares
>>678677437
gj, you baited so many people already, more to come.
>>678677437
Fucking SJW try to ruin al the fun
>>678677437
New copypasta
>>678678169
Being this new
>>678677437
>>678677437
.
>>678678262
da fuck ?
>>678678564
Nerve gas?
>>678676264
Insurance scam.
>>678678905
electricity
>>678678781
Was he paralyzed?
>>678678865
kjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
>>678677774
proving you're retarded by:
A: saying stupid shit
B: biting a huge bait
>>678678781
this final position... all indications go to nerve gas
>>678678547
is there someone hanging on to the windshield?
>>678677437
fuck you
>>678679018
for what purpose
>>678678751
kinetic rods, new illuminati weapon
>>678677437
You seem confused. This is the Internet, not real life. Real life morality does not apply.
FAGGOT.
>>678679340
at least he didnt pull out a gun
>>678678169
"new"
>>678678796
he is having a very bad day
>>678679354
It's just proving it's a bunch of fucking 15 year olds posting gore because they think they're edgy.
>>678678905
Are you stupid? They died because the electricity went through their bodies because the metallic stuff touched some electric cables. You better buy some glasses, asshole.
>>678678905
it hit a power line...
>>678679594
being this new
>>678678905
scaffolding touched electric mains. Look at them arcs.
oh also
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>678676101
oh fucking christ the way his shin and knee just roll under his skin fucking got me for some reason
>>678679685
being b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdftnURWBs
>>678679685
I just had enough of this shit you faghead
sigh...
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>678678905
nice meme :^D
>>678679691
wtf man its cientifically provated that the position of their hands is caused for the huge amount of nerve gas in their brains. there's no other reasonable explanation.
>>678679685
>implying you weren't b8ed as hell
>>678679417
wow, who made that picture? some 12 year old edge kid browsing the memechan on a family computer? I'm pretty sure that most of the people on /b/ are normal and have a life, we're just fucked up here.
>>678678796
>brazilian acupuncture
>>678679590
true
>>678679691
That's PASTA.
I don't even know where the PASTA to begin... Why do people like you find PASTA something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your PASTA on a PASTA that you can just joke about PASTA like this? What the actual PASTA is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy PASTA like you are posting PASTA like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this PASTA does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about PASTA like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking PASTA. You would never be useful to the PASTA with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you PASTA even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have PASTA they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my PASTA so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole PASTA of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those PASTAS that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>678679271
it does appear so, sir.
>>678679340
Weak #blm>>678679193
>>678680290
nerve gas
>>678677437
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
>>678678547
Wear a helmet friends
>>678680664
does this occur naturally in the wild too
how are they not extinct?
>>678679529
I love how they taze him just to keep him from getting back in the car because this fucker's probably retarded enough to do so.
>>678680771
I don't think it's often that two charging animals manage to kill eachother at the same time.
This is just a special treat. Also I'm pretty sure they do the same shit as deer where it's a one dude to ten chicks thing.
>>678681292
>when you havent exersized for 10 years and think you can do it
>>678677437
Why is this pasta in every rekt thread now?
>>678677437
>>678678905
They hit a powerline
>>678681526
Ylyl thread has banana and rekt threads has "Thats it" pasta. Just how it is.
>>678681526
because jimmy got expelled for masturbating and his mom hasnt got him enrolled in a new school yet.
>>678678865
kek
>>678679018
love it.
must have seemed like a great idea at the time.
>>678678547
nerve gas? story?
>>678679126
the puppy gives one last look to its owner.
"save me"
>>678677437
nice copypaste
>>678679451
insurance scam
>>678681588
>you're such a little faggot billy
>>678679529
can someone please explain this
>>678680662
Im going to be sick.
>>678679340
nerve gas?
>>678678796
shit thats hard to watch
>>678681292
story? nerve gas?
>>678681785
thats pretty kawaii
>>678682481
What was it?
Might just dump my entire rekt folder cuz im supposed to be studying. Dubs seals the deal.
>>678682594
nerve gas
>>678678564
electicity
>>678682430
>Austin Police Department and Fire Arson investigators are looking into the cause of an explosion that sent three people, including two police officers, to area hospitals early Tuesday morning.
Fire officials say officers were trying to talk to a Andrew Guerrero, 57, around 2 a.m. at the Stassney Food Mart on 5717 South Interstate 35. When officers tried to get closer to Guerrero, he jumped back in his car and said, “I think I’m going to set the car on fire,” according to APD dash camera video. A few seconds later, a loud pop is heard and fire engulfed the vehicle.
One of the officers said he saw Guerrero with a lighter in his hand, and investigators believe the car had fuel in it.
http://kxan.com/2015/06/02/2-austin-police-officers-injured-in-explosion/
>>678681785
WAT?
Is there a vid with sound?
>>678682879
ur mum
>>678682927
Do it
>>678678564
Oh hahahaha nerve gas I bet you its nerve gas hahhaah somebody quick say nerve gas it'll be so fucking funny hahahha XD XD XD
You probably don't even know where nerve gas originates from you fucking fucklord spastic, you've just seen people say it on here and think by copying you're now "one of the crew". Why don't you go and put your fucking SnapBack cap on, step away from your computer and forcibly ram your fucking stupid face through the monitor and hopefully that'll wipe that ridiculous inane grin off your face.
Your family hate you, your friends put up with you, everyone talks about you behind your back about how much of a fucking cunt you are and how you always say things which you think are funny but they're really not. Have you ever noticed when you crack your gags irl that you're the only person who actually laughs? Has it ever occurred to you that that's a little strange, jokes, by their very nature, are meant to be funny, but nobody's laughing? Don't you think that would ring some alarm bell in your fucking docile skull that your shit jokes just aren't funny.
Why don't you just fuck off back to where you came from and take all your fucking faggot friends with you.
>>678683107
nerve gas? whats the story?
>>678679126
fuck dude. I need to see more of this
>>678678865
their own fucking fault
>>678678796
Lol, what'd he do?
>>678681785
>>678679126
Holy fuck, that is snek
>>678683288
So it is.
>>678679529
the fuck happened here
>>678683288
Start dumping
>>678680290
i find it fascinating how one can observe the muscle tension generated by the electricity, simply enthralling
>>678679126
good bye pupper
>>678678865
Love this one. I just don't understand the physics in how he goes from standing to flying upside down instantaneously
>>678683107
> mum joke
Okay, I'm done. You cancerous wannabe edge lord teenagers who think "whoever says the most outrageous thing wins", have infiltrated our board. You've come in your drones because you saw a subreddit, or a YouTube video, or a newspaper article and thought by destroying threads with "lmao faggot", "kys faggot" and consistently derailing any thread that isn't rekt or ylyl with your puerile, inane, mindless comments, it means you're worth anything in your pitiful life. Your desperation to seem hard is so transparent and you don't even realise it. You fucklords are like a plague. You boast to your friends about how cool "4chanz is" then they come too. You then speak to each other on social media such as Facebook and Twitter and make references to /b/ and use expressions and terminology found here. You're a living, breathing, walking cringe thread. You're not cool, you're an embarrassment. You're akin to the children who troll on PSN or XBL. You have destroyed something great, however in an unusual way, you'll see that as an achievement, because it's the only recognisable thing you'll ever do in your life. You find YouTubers like Leafy intellectually stimulating and the pinnacle of good humour. Your family members hate you but would never admit to it; you're almost certainly the black sheep amongst every group - but you enjoy it. You're a destructive, typical millennial brat and the world hates.
Why don't you just fuck back off to where you came to and take your fucking faggot friends with you.
>>678683922
It's edited af
>>678681785
broke something from light dancing...
i am speechless, then again i have seen similar things in my gym
>>678679769
he has a video on youtube of him putting alcohol on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiWDmbHXU80
>>678683721
>>678676101
Asian Moe!
Anyone got good animal rekts?
>>678683105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DXqlioo4-c
>>678683721
> fanning the flames
>>678681588
First thing I thought was 'Russel Howard'
>>678683721
Nice one
>>678683956
Can you please shut the fuck up and actually contribute to the thread?
>>678678262
dope shockwave
>>678684152
Is he standing up near the end?
>>678681588
Always wondered what led to this. I mean obviously the old bag is seriously inside his space, just wonder why
>>678679126
insurance scam
>>678678751
Nobody know even which area of the earth this was filmed, it's a mystery where or when this footage came from.
>>678680290
Top kek
Every fucking time
>>678681271
> special treat
Hahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah
>>678684759
like four clips mixed together
>>678678796
I've heard of harsh initiations into fraternities but this is ridiculous.
More gifs for phone fags please :)
>>678683721
little faggot rubbing his ass at 0:15
>>678681588
whats the story?
>>678684152
You can see at the end that the guy survived lol
>>678684353
>>678678796
more like this?
>>678676101
But why, why would anyone do that.
>>678685012
Not for long. Concussive blast will have fucked up his innards.
>>678684389
>>678678262
Looks fake as fuck
>>678683319
I will not read one word of that horseshit.
>>678682430
A man jumped into his car but then it caught fire.
>>678685158
Friends haha
No bro its great idea.
It Will be fun
>>678684748
They do that in order to make you move faster. She's probably done it many times before. Didn't work out for her this time.
>>678683922
>>678683985
Kek no it's not. Watch the frames. The car is driving fast enough to knock his feet of the ground and then he bounces off the hood and windshield.
This one is fascinaticing as fuck
>>678685243
Nah, seen guys thrown away from the muzzle area of the t-72 like ragdolls with broken ribs, bruised lungs and pierced eardrums... Far from dead.
>>678676101
Its just a prank bro!
>>678681588
Her husband thought she collapsed on her own
>>678683756
He went in his car but caught fire.
>>678679340
Why I hate niggers.
>>678683721
wow, they beat the shit out of that guy
>>678678564
poetry
>>678685359
How drunk was she?
>>678685213
I think I am gonna throw up
What kind of monster watches accidents with children in it
>>678681785
Kid in front covers his ears kek
>>678684152
$58000 to blow up a tent. Brilliant, America.
>>678685516
Dope
>>678685243
Stop being stupid.
>>678677437
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
>>678685624
Fucking campers
>>678685359
typical fucking woman
>>678685624
and i though they were spraying and praying
>>678679126
this got my panties all wet
>>678684383
I would cull him from the heard without a second thought
>>678685516
This is why we need headless pigs and chickens
>>678683319
yo you autistic or something?
>>678684389
What happened? Can someone explain this? In detail? Who was the guy who jumped? Name? And who was driving the train? Name? And life story?
>>678685213
>>678685213
not a car crash. it's a bike crash
>>678679126
sleep tight, pupper.
>>678685000
What's YOUR story?
>>678686245
Yum
Last one guys. Gnight
>>678683319
Sounds like someone needs to be nerve gassed.
>>678681588
She saw his PIN of his bank card?
>>678679340
>>678686409
You must be fucking new here.
>>678686427
I thought it was a cyst at first.
Why the fuck would anyone want to do this.
>>678681785
>Guy in the brown shirt just plugs his ears
>>678679126
Thats a beautiful snek
>>678686539
No fucks given.
>>678686539
Kek
>>678684934
web's no probs on android you ifags
>>678678262
Anyone have this with sound?
>>678686651
>>678686853
>snake
holy fucking shit anon you dumb nigger, thats a dog. fucking idiot
>>678676101
http://disturbinghorror.com/Serial-Killers/Crime-Scene/Crime-scene.html
>>678678745
I came here exactly for this
>>678686482
That's some WWC shit
>>678686285
i had completely forgotten about him until you just reminded me
>>678686668
>>678686668
get off muh \B\
>>678678865
fucking morons. WHO THE FUCK STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FREEWAY WHAT THE FUCK
>>678683713
spilled the beans
>>678684986
I love watching untethered idiots fall off tall buildings.
>>678685359
thanks, first-wave feminism, thanks...
>>678685994
Cool Runnings?
>>678683810
>fascinating, observe, generated, simply enthralling
In just one sentence you managed to sound like a stage 4 egolord. Good going
>>678677437
leave this board at this instant
>>678679564
>''new''
>>678687353
Nothing like a fresh 'kit on the cob
>>678679126
Poor puppy.
>>678678745
>>678678745
wow...how could the puppy explode? story?
>>678676101
Asian Jackass... Knoxavilla fall down American TV #1! bwong ^.^
>>678687574
your story?
>>678684553
Every time I see this I always think about how worse it could've been if her neck got caught in the middle of that rail when she first jumped.
>>678683721
story?
>>678687574
nerve gas
>>678682594
best ragdoll physics ever
>>678685066
I was banned for posting it last week
>>678684389
man you must see that all the time with a job like that. "ugh It's one of 'those days' huh Ralph"
>>678687084
"Ka-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
There you go
>>678678262
Fuckin' neato, anon
>>678679417
Fucking lawl.
Try harder to make /b/ a special little club for edgy snowflakes.
Screencap this for your fb wall, haxor.
>>678685266
Doubt, I'm guessing hiring ISIS fighters to be actors is a little difficult
>>678686651
get upppah!
>>678679911
>faghead
Pasta worth it just for that.
>>678687353
>biting living animals in half
He must have hell of a strong jaw
Dont mess with the homeless kids.
>>678679590
Fag
>>678679417
>that font
i threw up
>>678677437
>being this scared of your own primal instincts.
>not watching people get fricked.
>>678678865
>the first car also crushes the other dude in front of the trunk
>>678680197
i'm pretty sure 90% of the people on here are closet fucked up (if that makes sense) ie normal people who find this shit funny
>>678686537
nerve gas
>>678676101
retards
>>678678905
I am an eletrical engineer and i confirm, eletricity is the causas mortis.
>>678680771
No, in the while they bonk heads, they don;t get a real run at it.
The nignogs amped them up, pulled them apart too far and let go.
in the wild they basically just push each other, like reverse tug of war.
>>678678865
it was just a prank
>>678678547
Wtf flies off of him when he hits?
>>678676101
y tho
>>678681785
even though he's a fuckin faggot he's very good at what he does.
>>678686027
My ants are taller than your ants; and I have no tolerance for tallerants than my ants.
>>678681588
I have a guess what happened.
Women do this shit ALL the fucking time, especially old women, but younger women do aswell.
You are paying, at the till, they roll up, into your personal space, put their shit down right beside your shit, and then act like you're a fucking asshole for getting to the register before them.
Gingey got maaaad.
>>678688400
>eletrical
>eletricity
Those aren't typos.
>>678684759
insurance scam
>>678688795
Proof he is one as all electricians are polish.
>>678683713
>Donald Trump starts making cars.gif
>>678688333
>implying everything on the internet have to be entertainment
Fuck off I just find this stuff intriguing. It does make me sick so what of it?
>>678688670
w.....what the fuck.........
>>678688670
>that delayed as fuck response from the amputee
topkek
>>678683485
Din du nuffin
>>678678905
Electricity, I think...
>>678683713
nerve gas?
>>678688670
Kek at the end
>Wtf is your prob dude?
>>678685000
morning glory
>>678683721
Ok guise, you get in tha ten, then I ligt it on feir, and then you run out
But, fir hot, wont we burn?
na, just stay in middle, I light ten in fir, not you
oh, ya, make sense. ok, erbody in tent
>>678683721
must be nerve gas.
>>678682927
got tired during filming
>I'll lead myself out
>>678677774
>MERELY PRETENDING
>>678679529
fucking nerve gas
>>678687656
>>678687656
>your story?
hi newfriend. just taking a /b/reak. studying for a big history test tomorrow and then i'm asking Heather to prom. big day!
>>678682105
>>678682573
>>678678905
>>678679925
>>678688340
Hilarious and original
>>678685330
>Would it kill you to take out the trash?
>>678689391
Say hi to Heather's feminine penis for us
>>678685636
he pressed [E] just in time to exit the vehicle
>>678676101
Stupid fuck.
>>678686651
TOP KEK
>>678683107
That fucking come back though!! Kill yourself.
>>678678781
That's what happens when you make a big scene.
>>678688670
Bahaha "dude..."
>>678682481
What was it?
>>678685516
Chicken nugget machine
>>678689391
Hi Mr Rat
>>678679340
This is obviously racism that white cracker should be executed for touching that non-consenting black trans girl. It's obviously RAAAAAAAPE
>>678685516
Feminists would do the same thing given the chance.
>>678686392
kek
>>678689552
>>678689552
sick burn friendo
>>678678564
QUADDD!!!
>>678686093
the shitty driver or the oblivious one glued to her phone?
>>678685158
just a prank bro
>>678678564
how does that botch happen to conduct so perfectly? how come none of them wear gloves? so many things went so bad
>>678687574
dumb ass look, at how fluffy it's fur is. what do you think happens when that shit comes in contact with stone?
>>678681562
nerve gaS?
>>678677437
Terrible b8
>>678688260
>fricked
fucking kill yourself
>>678686427
>mental illness.webm
>>678685636
Neat
>>678685516
>Chicken Nugger
>>678677437
Gr8 b8 m8
>>678679099
From the neck up
>>678680662
Fake and gay
>>678688758
Okay; I spelled tolerance wrong. Fuck dude- whatever..
>>678687892
take my like sir
>>678686674
Makes you immune to groin kicks.
Snip snip
>>678677437
Grow up you disgusting freak.
>>678686392
obviously he jumped in front of the train on his own volition, I'm trying to, who cares, who cares, who cares, he died
>>678683485
He could have looked at someone wrong and got that done to him, looks like brazil or some south american country.
>>678689749
But still, you cant just fuck people up for annoying you. Gorilla got what she deserves but that white nigger needs to go to jail for that.
>>678688051
There any way to stream shit like this?
>>678679819
leave troll.
>>678680290
Love this video ^_^
>>678685638
I've come to the realization that the big reason for Nigger culture is an intense craving for attention. Due to their usually poor circumstances they tend to get less attention. Also not having a dad. So they make up for it by getting atention any way they can, usually being loud, obnoxious, dumb and thuggish so people notice them Just like those asses in the video. I'm glad that little putz knocked over that desk dancer, no one wants to put up with obnoxious trash, especially when they invade their space. I hope that hoe broke something.
>>678690520
Please tell me this is in reverse and he didn't throw the kitty on purpose
>>678685330
this is some final destination bullshit.
>>678686651
>that rack and that rekt
I would marry her in an instant.
>>678689572
Tok kep
>>678690022
ayy
>>678690830
If anything it's sped up, don't worry anon
>>678679126
Would cut that snek into many pieces. White trash pet.
>>678686427
kek'd at balloon animation at 1:25
>>678681785
This is why I tell no one I like some anime.
>>678690830
Oh go cry you massive homo.
>>678678547
I think hes leg gets smashed off
>>678687992
stop trying to be a special snowflake.
>>678691023
>>678690830
it's in simulated zero gravity. he's not hurting the puss
