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loli voice acting thread
roll a 5
old wins don't count
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>>675062108
Cum in my mouth daddy
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shiggity diggity
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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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I don't really get these threads.
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>>675062108
no paw, he's my dog, i'll do it
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>>675062108
" I wish there was a God, I wish there was anything, but theres not, its all darkness and we are all going to die alone and with none of our questions answered."
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Few for you. We're gonna make a whole goddamn suite of notification sounds.

1 "WAKE THE FUCK UP. WAKE THE FUCK UP. I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

2 "YOU'RE GETTING A CALL, YOU IDIOT!"

3 "You've got a new text!"
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>>675062108
Why not dubs faggot!?
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>>675062384
Reroll
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>>675062413
5 is probably their favorite age
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>>675062108
Tell me what the internet is for, girl.
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>>675062494
Again
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>>675062108
"You stupid faggots, you took the bait. I'm in the the last thread. Fucking dumbasses".
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i want hitler to murder my tiny pussy
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>>675062108
" You got a new text! BOOP "
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>>675062108
"Good morning! Good morning! Have a good day~!"
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>>675062359
Rol
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>>675062543
Roll because it's true.
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"Please daddy, *cock sucking noises* cum down my throat. I've *more mouth sounds* always wanted your cock all the way down my throat"
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>>675062573
I meant this to be song is a singy songy melody.
Also reroll
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One more creative Voicemail for david please.
If you're serious about selling voicemails for a dollar, would be moe than happy to buy. I'm sure many others would too.
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>>675062515
winrar
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Ey, check 'em! Oh...OH FUCK, I ROLLED FUCKING QUINTS
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>>675062751
Roll
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>>675062531
Reroool
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>>675062767
You rolled disappointment anon
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David you filthy nigger
Ulysses has a small cock
Oscar is a pedo
And Bin laden is a gay retard
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>>675062400
rerolling because i need this in my life
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jesus fucking christ some of these replies are painful to read. Go outside and meet a girl
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Subscribe to Daisfodays for more funny gaming videos!
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>>675062400
dubs but no 5. Damn

Roll
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>>675062359
rollan for this
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>>675062767
You are a cancer newfag
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>>675062751
Rollan
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>>675062108
"f-fricken heck oni-chan"
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>>675062888
do trips count?
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>>675062751
5 get
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"Spider-Man, tear down this thread".
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>>675062850
Re roll!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfB0aoi8vZQ
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Did somebody say Spiderman thread?
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Hey baby want to take me out back and ride me like a rodeo
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"getting real fucking tired of your shit, oni-chan"
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>>675062957
Roll.
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"OH NO SHREK! NOT THERE! NOT THERE!
PLEASE DON'T CUM INSIDE ME,AAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAA" + moan of pleasure
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>>675062108

want you to pretend im fucking your loli pussy and moaning while saying my name: ben
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>>675062400
reroll
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>>675062582
Reroll
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"What the hell? Dad! Stop! *Then cries of pain and regret, layered with disgusting erotic pleasure*"
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>>675063097

REROLL FOR BEN
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OP is kill, r.i.p. fuck boi.
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>>675063099
>>675062833
>>675062400
Three dubs for this post, but still no fucking 5!
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>>675063127
Reroll
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>>675062501
five is just easiest to read for, to me of course
13 is my favorite number haha
>>675062735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gFzE8HGiLx
>>675062865
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ekYO1i9uDQ
>>675062885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CGHRaQfCMC

>>675062935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dxat4Jt9cl
>>675063045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nYVYywc8yj
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Fuck you, m00t. You'll never be a little girl like me.
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>>675063132
>>675063097

REROLLING FOR BEN
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I always wanted to try bukake
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>>675063127
Reroll!!!!
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>>675062850
re roll because come on. what else does he have going for him
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>>675062359
Please roll for this. I want to believe
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>>675063097

ROLLING AGAIN FOR BEN
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>>675062400
new roll
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>>675063295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HTVtNZOQYV
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>>675063097
these 5's are for you ben
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>>675063240
rolll because fuck moot
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You can't stump the trump.
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>>675063097

RALLING FOR BEN!!!!!!
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>>675063127
please for the love of God. Give me a 5!
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>>675063096
reroll
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>>675062400
roll
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>>675063097

REROLLING FOR 5
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>>675063220
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>wtf
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But daddy, mommy said if I suck your cock it'd make the monsters go away
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>>675063240
roll
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>>675062850
Re roll for this guy right here!
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FUCK YOU, ANON-KUN
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>>675063097

rollin
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>>675063240
roll with black magic
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>>675063097

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME 5!
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>>675063623
reroooooolllling
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>>675063240
roll with red magic
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>>675063097

5 GET.
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>>675063714
Roll
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Y-you can fuck my ass while I am asleep if you want big bro
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>>675062582
rolls
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>>675062359
rolling for em
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>>675063240
roll them oats
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>>675063096
roll
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OMG Jason you are a disgusting asshole
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"I was born a man, but after a thousand Nutt punches I became this.
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>>675062400
roll it
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>>675063097

ROLL FOR ALL BENS IN THIS THREAD
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Anyone got a link to OP YouTube account?
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>>675062850
gamblin on a re roll
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Shut up you bitch ass niggas I am the real OG here all y'all niggas with yo yee yee ass hair cuts need to recognize!
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>>675063240
rolling
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>>675062400
rolls
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>>675063505
WINNER!!!!!!!
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>>675063811
Roll
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>>675063656
roll
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>675062108
Please, daddy, put your giant cock in my tiny little mouth, i want you inside me so bad, ive been a baaaad girl
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>>675063097

RE ROLL FOR ALL THE BENS IN THIS THREAD!!!!
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>>675063983
Seriously. drop me a five, god.
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>>675063623
rolling for this bitch
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>>675063220
"Hello, I am not here at the moment. Please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible! Thank you!"

Want a voicemail where it makes it seem like I am the loli, also its universal so anyone in the thread can take it.
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>>675063937
thanks in advance for the winrar
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>>675064029
u a guy huh
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>>675063097

REROLL FOR 5!!!!
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>>675063937
rolls royce
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>>675062735

time for you spanking
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>>675064027
no more of this please. It's a complete waist of her talent and I've heard it 5 damn times!
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>>675063983
brute force roll
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>>675063097

GIVE ME A 5 FOR REROLL!!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrvXhSdGN5g
"he tries a shortcut hurrying to get home......great scott who in the world left that there whatatimetowaterthelawn.... jeff is frustated by the sprinkler"
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>>675063937
brute forrrrce roll
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>>675062850
give me a 5 please
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>>675064074
u failed us >:(
this if i get a 5
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>>675063505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W6JkDJCaAg
>>675063915
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl7S-T8n5WFk_oOhPdvMvVA
>>675063935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jx7hAYRZOT
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>>675063656
this time?
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>>675063983
brute forrce roll
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big brother your the best especially when you touch my breasts i like the way that you touch me your tim tim makes me kimochi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_-Kx5oV9Y
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>>675063097

REROLLING FOR THIS
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Rectangle
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"FUCK"

Shouting at the top of your lungs, with anger.
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>>675064195
Finally, jesus christ
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Hexagon
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>>675063983
rolled
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>>675063097

RE ROLL!!!!!!!!!
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>>675062400
rollinating this shit
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>>675063983
roll again
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>>675063097

RE ROLLING THIS ONE BAD!!!
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Triangle
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>>675063983
never give up!
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>>675064201
This was absolutely worth the time. Thank you.
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Love your work Enkidu! I'll be watching your vids :D
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>>675063097

FUCKING RE ROLLING
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>>675062623
Can you make me a creative voicemail for Dante too?
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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>>675062850
re ROLL
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>>675064277
this
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>>675063983
rolling
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>>675064425
ah shit thats the second time i wasted a good roll
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>>675063097

RE ROLLINGSSSSS
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I swear, im 18!

need it for a video, thank you
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my nigga jimbo
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>>675063097
rollo for ben
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"OH GOD DESTINAS PLEASE DON'T DELETE MY LOLI FOLDER NO!!!"
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>>675063875
>didn't read
> must be true
> too painful to bring up past.
I understand op your secret is safe with me.
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>>675063983
rolled rolls
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>>675062850
re fucking roll
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>>675063915
Fuck, a 5 wasted on a request
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>>675063097

RE ROLLINGZZZ
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RING RING BITCH, RING RIIIING
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>>675063983
rollerino
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"Ĝis, ĉiuj!"
(pronounced jee'ss chée'ooee)
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WHY DEST IWHY?!
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>>675062850

sor, my englis bad. say plez?
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>>675063097

RE ROLLING FOR DA BENS!!!
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Daaaaad! Im trying to masturbate get out of my room!
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>>675064447
Fuck I meant >>675062108
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>>675064425
Link to vids
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>>675064536
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl7S-T8n5WFk_oOhPdvMvVA
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>>675062850
re roll baby
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is loli death metal growls a thing?
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Black magic bars our way...BUT THE WILL OF THE TEMPLAR IS STRONGER
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NOOOOOO ALL MY PORN NOOOOOO
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>>675063656
roll
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>>675063097

re roll for ben
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>>675064578
Rrr
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>>675064599
reroll
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>>675062850
PLEASE 5
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>>675063097

rerawling for BEN
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>>675062850
re roll rape?
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>>675063983
rolls
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OH PLEASE NO DON'T TAKE MY SOUL NOOO!
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Fuck... I thought we used enough lube. Nhg, oh my ass...
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Pump my cute little ass full of cum, daddy~ I need your thick seed!
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>>675064578
Rrroll
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if i get 5 say "where did i go wrong i lost a friend"
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(Optional but recommended) Find a decent city traffic soundtrack on youtube and play it loudly in the background

"Ah. D-Daddy are you sure you can drive while you fuck me this hard? You really are a pervert daddy. Fucking your tight little daughter on the way to wal-mart like this." *loud moan* "Looks like we hit a speed bump" *cute giggle* "I know you want to cum daddy, but I better get off your cock before somebody sees" *peck on cheek* *stop soundtrack* "(whispering) Don't worry daddy, you can finish me off on the way home"
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>>675062108
Hey bastard! why don't you fuck me now?..
you scared of me?..
I told you already i need a nice fuck before school...
fuck me, love me, rape me, i don't care! just make me cum! i need it...
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>>675062359
I'm glad interstellar brought this back. Last time I heard it in a movie was Rodney Dangerfields Back To School.
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>>675063097

rolling for ben please
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>>675064494
AAAH a 4 XD
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>>675063656
this time?
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>>675063097
Rollerino
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"ben will never get a five"
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>>675064578
Rooll
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NOOOO I DIDN'T GET TO FUCK MY OWN SON AND DAUGHTER NOOOOOO
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>>675064693
reroll
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>>675062850
please i neeeed this
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>>675063097

rerollins
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>>675064754
1 off
>kills self
>>
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>>675063097
BEN PLEASE
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>>675064756
roll
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>>675063097

ben needs this. rerolling for this
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Your options are...

A ) infinite wealth and power
B ) All the lolis you can handle
Or
C ) one hour in the magical goat tower.
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>>675064756
Also in a happy (Loli knows what she's doing) slutty voice
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CARTHAGO DELENDA EST
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>>675063983
ROLL
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Remember to get your asses to our youtube channel 2BestFriendsPlay and subscribe to see us lube each others cocks
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>>675064578
Eyy roll
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>>675064905
WINRAR
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>>675064905

FUCK YEAH PREPARE TO FAP FOR THIS ONE BENS!!!
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I want to fuck Destinas when i grow up.
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>>675064756
Rolling
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>>675064925
FUCK YES
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>>675064756
roll
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>>675064200
>>675064074
This
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>>675063097
re roll for bens everywhere
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>>675063097
My boyben plz help this man
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>>675063097
Do this but with the name Brian
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>>675064833
rol
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>>675062108
You know?
i feel i'm starting to like the flavor.
at first, blood was not my favorite thing,
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>>675064756
good god roll for THIS!!!!!1
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Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right; I just have sex with them
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>>675063097
Just finished, gonna roll for my man ben and dip
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>>675064578
Pls roll
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>>675064639
Reroll
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>>675064928
This
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>>675064911
Reroll.
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>>675064756
rr
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>>675064756
dear god plz roll
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>>675064494
rerolling
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I can't stand fake ass bitches, lying ass niggas, and you punk ass snitches.
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>>675064955
winrar
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>>675064965
WINNER
>WINNER
WINNER
>WINNER
WINNER
>WINNER
WINNER
>WINNER
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>>675064578
Roll fml
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If you don't pick up the phone, I'll cut open your stomach and wear your intestines like a scarf.
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>>675064494
how many rerolls do i get? til i get a 5? ok
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>>675064756
will roll till winrar.
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>>675062400
roll
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>>675064578
Roll damnit>>675064578
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>>675063096
roll again
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Who has a pic of OPS face
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>>675064756
rolling again!
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>>675064911
Rolling
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>>675065229
FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Richard, shove your cock in me, oh~ [30 sec moan]
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>>675064425
Thank you! did you see the new art of enkidu I got ?
I really love it
>>675064527
OOOPS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W9x2mHPqkK
>>675064595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PddK77JDau
>>675064625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W76ztBO4qW
>>675064835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FIZjahULna
SORRY
>>675064965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HgSBeXoGX5
>>675065095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jKTbqhMb1w
>>675065145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CXENvUt9sF
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Op died
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Let me swallow your thick chunky smegma papa
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hey can you tell me in the sweetest way possible to kill my self
something like
"mr.anon kill your self you fat piece of shit degenerate."

Thanks!
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>>675063656
roll
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>>675065281
I am destined to never get a 5
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I love you Corey. It's me, mandy
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>>675062400
Rolling out 5 by 5
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>>675065354
Roll
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>>675064905


DELIVER SEXY OP
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>>675064756
>>675064914
>>675064984
>>675065276
COME ON! ROLL IT YOU FAGGOTS
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>>675065307
bumporino
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Corey in the house was the best anime ever.
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>>675064965
>>675065130
WOOOO WINRARRRR
i hope op is still here B)
say nigga stole my bike if dis a 5
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>>675065307
second times the charm
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>>675065307
fuck me last time
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>>675065305
winrar hahaha
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>>675065401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Va6uZRswne
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>>675065305
pfft wow winrar.
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>ayy lmao please tell me you aint a fat guy
>>675062108
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"O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA"
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"Pizza is truly what I admire, but touching my nipples is what I truly desire".
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>>675065305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16n0Wx9hmf3
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>>675062108

IS Wes bae? Yes. Wes is very much indeed, a bae. He is the most bae-ish bae out in the whole wide world of baes.
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>>675065677
You might want to include a sound reference buddy.
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>>675065307
fucking this!
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>>675062108

Ooh-ee-Ooh-a-a-ting-tang-walla walla bing bang
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>>675065746
Reroll for the love of god, Reroll!
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>>675065576
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Va6uZRswne
tfw your names not ben
FeelsBadMan
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"Hey Frankie, hope you're having a nice day. Keep your head up high and keep fighting for another tomorrow! I believe in you!"
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>>675062108

IT'S TIME TO TIP THE SCALES
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>>675065307
rollan
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>>675063835
you forgot this one
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I love you papa, you're the bestest papa in the warblegarblesogdsifgsofjadoijaoghapsojr4gm;!!!
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>>675065888

ROLL

Nice Trips m8. Checked.
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>>675065888
re roll
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>>675066055
You fucker! These dubs could have been used for something great! SOMETHING GREEEEEEEEEEEAT!
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>>675065964
Let's try this again
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>>675065307
roll
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>>675065263
pic from old thread
>>
The Cuck Without Me", by Kayo Hinazuki
When i get bigger, big enough to go somewhere by myself, i want to cuck my friend who's far away. My friend who's in a coma for 15 years. The friend who saved my life. I want to leave him with nothing but pain and sadness. He will have no adults, children or classmates, only his mom. I will fuck his friend when i want to fuck his friend, i will cuck him when i want to cuck him and visit him with his friend's baby when i want to. I will then think about the cuck i left behind. Kids go to school, like nothing has changed. Adults go to the office, like nothing has changed. His mom eats like she used to. When i think about the cuck without me, i can't help but to laugh. I want to cuck my friend.
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Palma woman playoffs marks acrimoniously plinking six Bari ISO exhilarations
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>>675065983

roll
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>>675065964
RE ROLL

This man clearly has nothing to live for. Please.
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>>675065576
>"It's so big Ben"
Why is this so funny?
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Do the same thing as you did for ben. But make it more intense, longer, and with William for the name
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>>675065762
>bae
lol nigga,
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Hey, I know this is kind of weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? Haha.
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>>675066260
Re roll mate
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>>675062400
Rolling 5 this
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>>675062108

Elwind!

Elfire!

Elthunder!

Rexcaliber!

Bolgalone!

Thoron!
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>>675066182
Pls get
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>>675066203
reroll for best mama.
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>>675065964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMWRaB5YjZ
>>675063835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g17KVZ57Ei
>>675066258
because it's small
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>>675066315
...The fuck is this!?
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"Up in the sky,
It's a bird,
It's plane.
It is a plane,
and it's carrying
Dr. BEES!"
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>>675066315
winrar what a fucking waste
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>>675066364
I neeeeed this so badly
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>>675065888

Roll for trips.
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>>675065888

TRIPS
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>>675066475
HELL YEA I FUCKING WON!!!!!
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>>675066315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pl2qI4GmtE
i'm going to kms
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>>675066452
Reroll!!!
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>>675066189
I'd lick her tongue tbh
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>>675066426

oh shit somones knocking on your door op run
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>>675066452
Roll
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>>675062108

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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>>675062515
>>675064195
>>675064925
missed 'em
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mfw you stay up late go on 4chan and have a loli say the things you wish you'd always hear...
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>>675066618
Haha yea jeez I'm sorry. (Idk what to call you) but yea that's some desperate stuff right there mate.
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>>675066203
Reroll as fuck.
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>>675066251
Thanks man, appreciate the help :)
>>675066392
One last try. Sleepy time approaches.
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>>675066691
Roll.
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>>675062108

KILL yourself.

Please please kill yourself.

You should really kill yourself.

Please please kill yourself.
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>>675066635
This
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>>675066203
reroll to complete dreams of becoming the real timetraveling mvp/cuck.
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>>675065307
pls i need this
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>>675066727

ROLLING FOR KEKS
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>>675066816
Once again
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>>675066426
Thank you!
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>>675066727

This will be good...
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>>675066852
rolling
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>>675064756
Roll
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>>675065307
this time?
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Oh YES! POUND MY ANUS PAPA M00T
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>>675066426

>beacuse it's small

fuck op.. how did you know? fuck im nervous now. FUCK
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>>675066929
Final attempt.
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>>675066203
reroll really though,erased is good onison levels of anime.
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I wore mommy's sexy pink panties just for you. -giggles- You like seeing my pussy in them? Go ahead and touch it.
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uh OW! THATS THE WRONG HOLE JAKE
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>>675062108

TIME TIME TIME FOR POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE!

TIME FORCE!
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>>675062400
Reroll
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>>675065307
rolling again
>>
>>675065960
Kek
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>>675066203
re roll cuz weeb.
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>This thread
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WAKE UP!! WAKE UP NOW, YOU FAGGOT!
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>>675066727

Roll
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>>675062515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NDu6aSSB2I
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15x3XVm4pVk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VxMX446D15
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05QgGtp6dfw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ju8OtrR7xK
>>675066773
it's 1am fam
>>675066783
Enkidu
>>675067051
I'm enkidu
I can keep my dick hard for 7 days and 7 nights to make love
Of course I'll know the ways of the dics
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>>675065307
rolling
>>
roleplay a mother fucking your sweet loli pussy. say mommy
>>
>>675062108

how often do you show up? gah I always miss out on these threads.
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>>675067120
Rolling!
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>>675067130

kek
>>
>>675066203
re roll holy crap why is this so fucking hard. What is this fucking morrowind where you hit a spookster skele and he dodges because your blade skill is too low? I feel like I'm fucking overencumbered over here by numbers that aren't 5, which is apparently op's sick fantasy no limits rp age due to lack of confidence and potential daddy rape.
>>
>>675067120
Rollin
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Oooh eeeh ahh ahhh ahhh ting tang walla walla bing bang
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>>675067194
roll for my new alarm
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>>675067388
This
>>
>>675067120
Rolling again
>>
>>675066852
please
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>>675067120
Roll
>>
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl7S-T8n5WFk_oOhPdvMvVA
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>>675067356
7 off-by-ones, i feel ya, anon
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>>675067388
This>>675067388
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>>675067120
Come on
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>>675066585
Hey I won twice! I won when I was saying how I won! I need this c'mon
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>>675067245

looking forward to this mommy sex
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>>675062108
Welcome home, big bro!
What's that? You want t show me a new game?
YAY! I love games! ^-^
Huh? Why do I have to take off my clothes?
Okay, if you say so....
This is weird... Is this the Game you wer- OH!
Why're you touching me there?! Oh~
*sexy noises*
Oh, wow! I like this game big bro...
Don't stop... Don't stop... Dong stop!
Aww, why'd you stop?
Oh!
*pause*
Wow, its so big. Even bigger than on the internet....
Touch it? Like this? Ooh, it's so warm, mmm so hard.
B-big bro? Can i.. can I taste it...?
I can?! Yay!
*lucky sound*
Yummy!
* gratuitous gargling noises*
Mmmm... so goom... Huh?
What's that, big bro? You want me to what?
..
Get on the floor?
HUH?!?! how do I do the dinosaur?!
Like this?
"RAWR!" ^-^
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>>675067388
Nuggets
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>>675066203
re roll this shit. I don't give a flying fuck about loli lovers and their infantilization of this normie bitch. I want this to be supreme meme. Make it happen roll. make it fucking happen.
>>
>>675067120
Rolling
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>>675067388

See: >>675065888
>>
"Quick lemmiwinks you must escape from the gay man's ass, or you will surely parish".
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>>675067604
Fuck me
>>
Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
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>>675066203
re roll for kayo's sweet sweet, sexually molested voice.
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>>675067120
This
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>>675066852

This
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>>675067565
Now I won when taking about how I won while winning, I'm sorry I'm hogging all the fives guys, I need this
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>>675067649
Rollin
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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>>675062108
I bet you guys would like to know about my cinnamon toast crunch
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>>675067666
Satanic trips..... But no five to be seen
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>>675067689
PLEASE RE ROLL
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>>675067120
This!
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>>675067746
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>675067598
THISTHIS Roll
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I want you to fuck me jerry! FUCK ME!
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>>675067778
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>675067598
wtf
rolling
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>>675066203
re roll

the fuck do I get a triple 6 but not a 5. Lower your standards dice roll program. Fuck your seeding and random number generation.
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>>675067642
Shit nigger. Thanks
>>
>>675067743
Reroll
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>>675067814
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>675067848
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>675067689
omg re roll
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>>675067120
Please op
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>>675067744
dubs of dubs AND off by one! tonight is not my night b/b
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>>675067120
ROLL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>
Break thred
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>>675067869
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>675067839
And again.
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>>675062108

LET'S ROCKET!
>>
That's all for tonight
I hope you all enjoyed!
>>
>>675067902
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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