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>>714028119
I raped this girl on my college campus. Felt bad afterward, but I learned to live with it.
As OP. I shall go first.
I want to Die in a way people can't blame anyone. I would welcome Cancer with open arms, I wouldn't alert anyone to my condition, I would deny treatment, I would hope to die quick.. If i could simply die tomorrow without my mother or friends blaming themselves, I would. I've screwed my life, it's officially broken and I'm 24, there is little else I have to look forward in life without a looming black cloud of all my mistakes and horror of my inner thoughts readying up to just obliterate everything I try to make good.
I am suicidal and I know this, My friends know this, they have kept me going and kept me alive for longer than they realise.
I would live to click reset on my life and just do it again.
The Only scenario I can come up with that I would happily stay alive in is an Apocalypse. As I know death doesn't scare me, I would do everything in my ability to keep the people I cared about alive, for as long as physically possible. It wouldn't be about me anymore.
Sorry if this is badly worded. I'm Drunk.
>>714028424
do you know the girl you raped, how did she cope after what you did, does she know it was you.
>>714028725
Yeah I knew her, and she didn't knows it was me. She was a friend since highschool. Our friendship is good. She hasn't been able cope since, and can't go to parties without a close friend by her side 100% of the time. But it was a fanasty of mine I had to do it.
bump
>>714029339
how did u hide it was you? mask?
do you enjoy to look at her and know what you've done and she has no idea?
did she cry? did you like her tears?
have you tried to help her get through it?
how do you think she would react if she knew it was you?
saw my family last weekend and was hanging out with my cousin. i always kinda thought she was cute and cool and all but last weekend was different and i can't stop thinking about her since. the thing is we've always been really close and i don't want to ruin anything. what should i do?
>>like this girl
>>insult her favorite book by accident
>>overall blunder in building relationships
Help, I can be more specific if you want me to.
>>714028119
I'm bipplar af.
Been pretty stable all year but I'm getting depressed again and it's shit
I can appreciate this wonderful world and it's so amazing that in all the chaos of space it somehow managed to be made and life appeared and evolved and it's all so amazing
And I can appreciate how incredible my body is, that I have this heart that pumps blood and these lungs that breathe and guts and a liver and a pancreas and kidneys and all thelse incredible things without which I couldn't function
But my brain is broken and I just want to hang myself all day.
>>714029693
>How did you hide it was you?
I told her the day before the rape that I going to a friends house to give myself an alibi
>Mask?
yes.
Did she cry?
yes. I didn't want to drug her to would be too boring.
Did you like her tears?
Well my penis did, does that count?
Have you tried to help her get through it?
not really, she doesn't like to talk about it.
How do you think she would react if she knew it was you?
Welp my life would be ruined probably go to jail.
Hopefully I don't get caught.
>>714030231
OP here. I'm in a very similar boat. I agree with your whole post, even the urge to die. This world is incredible, and if you understand that, then you should also understand that depression is an actual illness like the flu, it needs medication and help to get better, its an actual illness of the brain than needs rectified, many dismiss it as just people being pathetic or being sad for no reason, but its something you cant control, because its not up to you, its this illness dragging you down, I urge you my friend, get help, you will move in the right direction with the right help.
>>714030264
I worry i would do something like this in the future, i really hope I dont.
Given all situations the same, if you could redo it, would you still do it?
>be me
>be 17, no car, no job, living with parents, obviously
>girl works at local subway 30 seconds away from my highschool
>solid 9.9/10
>know nothing about this girl, besides the fact her first name is "Sam"
>cutest girl ive ever seen
>has to be at least 19, probably 22 at the most
>whenever i order she jokes with me, which she doesnt do with others
>smiles at me when im sitting with friends from across the room
>gives me extra cookies when i order my meal
>im probably overthinking this whole thing, but i really want to talk to her for real. Any advice?
>>714030550
Thank you. I'm on meds, bipolar.
I'm just very reluctant to adjust the dose because in many ways I prefer being depressed to being manic haha. Terrible paradox.
I wish you all the best op. Depression is a horrible thing and I'm glad you can acknowledge it - it took me a very long time to admit anything was wrong.
In many ways I wish I'd gotten help sooner but my life is pretty great now except for the whole constantly suicidal thing!
>>714030927
Ask for her number in the least autistic way possible.
>>714028119
My friends sister liked me and it helped me remember how much I enjoyed that feeling. even though she was too young for me I lost 35 pounds cause of her. I havent looked this good in years.
I wish I could tell her thank you without it being creepy.
>>714030944
haha im not exactly mr healthy considering my post
>>714028554
but in adjusting medication I'd reccomend talking to your therapist or dr and tell them honestly how you are feeling.
I can completely relate to the enjoy feeling depressed thing, it's like a safety net.
>>714030702
I don't think I would that moment was pretty much my only opening.
The difference between me and you it seems like you have doubts about raping. Me on the other hand had plan to do it for about a month, and had accepted the possibility of getting caught.
Now with my hindsight I would go back a thousand times and do it over and over again if I could, because I would know that I wouldn't get caught.
>I worry i would do something like this in the future, i really hope I dont.
why do you worry?
>>714028554
Bro quit being a wuss. Youre 24. You know how young you are?
You only wanna kill yourself because youre too lazy to go out and try and do something. Wanna be busy? Wanna be useful to something? Wanna make money? Join the military. You can travel, get free college, healthcare, all that shit. Get away from your current life and start over as PVT. Anon.
>tl;dr: join the military and quit being a bitch or just get off your ass and find somewhere else to go
one time my family went on vacation and i ended up sharing a hotel room with my hot 17 year old cousin, well she fell asleep and then i got completely naked and then walked out of hte bathroom and she had woken up and stared at me and i had a boner because i had been beating off... i was on xanax that i had brought and i feel so awful about it.... in the drive back she called me a rapist and my sister said "shutup" like she must have told my sister, anytime i talk to her today i get anxiety, i have mild autism, let this be a lesson to you perverts
>>714031322
i dont want to rape anyone. but when it comes to porn for example, i much prefer the realistic or just flat out real stuff. if the girl is crying in the porn it makes me much harder.
also if i were ever to do something like that i would so truly ashamed if my family or friends found out, as i don't feel that is the person i am. people would look at me and see rapist, where as i feel im a hell of a lot more than just my sexual perversions.
>>714031525
yeah ive got a job and career. recently promoted, i run a successful restaurant. Military would not make me happy. Im just accepting that i dont want to be me.
>>714029760
>what should i do?
continue to love her as family like normal people do. there are 4 billion other vaginas out there, no need for you to be desperate enough to settle for hers.
>>714032222
Quads of truth
>>714028554
Pussy
>>714032607
hahaha 4chan always helps.
>>714030927
She's not into you. Give up
>>714032890
lol
>>714032890
:(
bmppp
>>714030927
ask if she wants to hang out sometime after her shift. please do it, don't be a pussy and wait
>>714030264
is there DNA?
I think I keep my apartment such a mess because it keeps me safe from suicide and makes me drive carefully.
I don't want to die and leave my family to see this catastrophe.
I need to clean so badly though. Depression leaves me so unmotivated and the mess is so overwhelming, I just crawl into bed.
I wanna see an 8ball thread
moms friend fongered me in the back of my moms car
>>714034904
me too!!1!
>>714034284
Jesus. First world problems.
>be Me at age 16, 6'5 but fat (not total tub o but definitely have too much cushin'
>crazy bitch as mother put me in online school starting in 6th grade because, and I quote, "I don't want you indoctrinated by the liberal socialist brainwashing of public school"
>pissedaf.jpg but whatever
>doesn't let me get drivers licence, have no friends bc at home 24/7 and can't go anywhere
Oh shit forgot to mention, I'm a total countryfag. Wear wranglers and boots and shit everywhere bc that's all they parents will allow me to buy.
>out to lunch with my dad
>dad's pretty cool, lets me drive illegally sometimes, tries to get me out of the house as much as possible
>can't leave my mom bc she has fucked with the paperwork and made it so he basically will loose his company if they get a divorce and leave him penniless
>new waitress at local small cafe comes over. 16 almost 17, 10/10 native and white mocha
>spaghettiiiiiiii
>order, she's really friendly and flirty
>she leaves with order, dad pushes on me to go filter back
>fuck it, alpha as fuck dropping sex jokes and the whole 9 yards. Get her to sit on my lap once before leaving
>jizzedinmypants.gif
>remember I still haven't been kissed at this point. This is a big deal.
>ask for her number, get turned down. She runs outside and says "maybe if you bring flowers next time you'll get it"
>wuuut
>return next Friday w/ flowers, get her number
>wait like a week, start texting
>really hitting it off, finally talk her into coffee. She says "I don't want to lead you on, I don't want a boyfriend right now."
>I say that's fine
>she says "but why do you still want to go get coffee then?"
>instead of doing the right thing like a alpha and saying something like "I don't need to be your boyfriend to give you this dick" (or something similar, she loved that shit), I decide to go artsy
>write the cringiest, beta-est, fedora-tipping-est response ever about how she's a "beautiful star that burns brighter than alllll the others"
I secretly hate women of all kind. And I have a lot of women friends. I love joking with them and making them laugh, but I don't respect them as human beings. These are more like a dog or a toy for me.
If you're wondering no, I don't want any kind of interaction with women besides jokes and a good chat.
I don't care about their feelings (I don't think they really have them), I don't care about their dreams, I don't care about their life nor their existence. I don't care about their welfare and I don't understand why someone would.
My biggest desire is that, in a future, men can give birth or have a child by their own (without the needing of a women in any phase of the process), so we wouldn't need them for ANYTHING.
This really scares me because I want to become a Policeman if I don't have the chance of going to a Medical School and become a Medic. And I know Policeman have some exhaustive psychological
exams, so you can guess this would be a really big problem.
>>714035373
I have a job and classes. I just can't fucking do anything once I get home.
>>714035441
the cringe
Mastubating to naked women is good. Traps are not.
>>714035441
This is why you will be alone forever
Why is my girlfriend such a fucking bitch? Everytime I get a text from my friend (or as she says "her friend"...THEY NEVER TALK AND SHE HATES HER, although I did fuck said friend a lot when my gf and i took a break) she gets all passive aggressive and asks what we talked about and when i say nothing she always gets all mad and i have to deal with it for like three hours
wat do /b/? should i break up with her again?
>>714035751
Clean your apartment you fucking filthy animal. Do you never want to get laid or what?
i almost lost my virginity but i didnt because i was a retard and it still haunts me to this very day
>at college party
>at beachhouse with tons of college kids
>drunk 6/10 who has crush on me is wasted
>i have never said anything to her even though i know she likes me because well, im a beta autist
>she comes up to me and says i need to party more
>takes my hand takes me outside and onto this romantic path to the beach
>see a couple kissing off to the side
>she turns my head and starts making out with me
>she grabs my hands and puts them on her ass
>i pull them slowly to her waist and she yanks them back to her ass
>she stops kissing me and grabs my head with both hands and looks me in the eye and says very aggressively "wanna go further?"
>I say yes and start walking further down the path
>I look back and she is looking at me confused
>I ask if shes coming and she turns around and starts jogging back to the party
>she never came up to me again after that
>>714028119
I don't like seeing this thread.
>>714036158
Threesome?
>>714035403
>realize it's fucking awful after I already hit send
Want2die
>don't hear back from her
>text a week later, "what's up?" Nothing
>super depressed
>kinda my only shot bc, like I said before I don't go to school and never get out to meet any other girls
>get even more depressed because my 17th b-day goes by. Never been on a date, crazy ass over bearing mother, still haven't been kissed, nothing to live for.
>mom and dad are gone one night. Decide fuck it
>find bottle of crown I stached in g-pas field when I was 12, down the entire thing
>I'm 6'5 and like 300 but it was still enough to get me shitfaced
>start walking home to get my rifle because I'm gonna shoot myself in the head
>see small sheep pen
>say to myself "I'm not going to die a virgin"
>pin lamb down, fuck it. Cum almost instantly.
>I'd been doing nofap for like 5 months so horny af
>fuck sheep again
>repeat 5 more times, for a total of 7 in like a hour and a half
>wander home, piss self trying to get in, collapse in gun room
And that's the story of my biggest regret. Lost my virginity and fucked 3 different sheep a grand total of 7 times.
Since then I've started getting my shit together. severed ties with mom (basically lives at another house now), dad lets me go with friends, and they've convinced me that if I get in kickass shape I can get another shot at hot waitress girl (she's the cousin of one of them). Started crossfit today.
No matter what I do though, I'll always be the guy that fucked sheep in my own mind. I'll never get over that demon.
>>714036290
AHAHAHAHHAAAA fuck that's funny. Are you autistic?
Sister always wear low cut tops and her tits are always almost out. I love to sneak pics of them when she bends down. I really want to see her naked but it's too risky.
>>714036454
Nigga u nasty
>>714035908
Well what can I do...
>>714036117
I know that anon, but I really don't care. I am happy with myself and the friends I have right now.
I do care about a lot of other things... studying, working out, having fun.
>>714036344
even tho my gf is bi (shes made out with and fingered girls) she would never go for it.
shes low key crazy and i think would go homicidal if i even called my friend attractive... kinda makes me wanna fuck the shit out of her again.
>>714036672
that sucks, i see my sisters naked all the time, 0 effort needed on my part
>>714037003
any pics?
>>714036240
My boyfriend is long distance and wants to help me. He isn't too disturbed when he visits. He's the only one who's seen it.
>>714037063
i wish. id gladly share if i had some
>>714036672
show pic?
>>714030927
Legit ask what's her name, tell yours ask if she wants to hang out sometime she responds in whatever way if positive, ask for her number or Snapchat. This is where it begins.
Talk to her about hobbies, anything she likes ect, after at least 2-3 weeks talking she'll need you.
Depends on you not being autistic but let it get to a point where she messages you first instead of you messaging her. If she messages you first she's very interested
>>714037466
i m so sad that i want u 2 see this crazy vid about my depression. it rely speaks about my cundishun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0tNpaKkmsM
I slept with my gf's mother and her younger sister. Within 30 minutes I nutted in her mom's ass, then drove to my gf and got head. I'm going to marry her one day.
>>714037003
yeah, how/why?
>>714037510
That is definitely a fucking waste of time. This isn't a movie.
>>714037839
Story
>>714030927
as a romantic fag i gotta say
go for it man
this is the kinda story john hughes would get inspired of
too bad molly ringwald isnt young anymore
>>714035908
INstead of shouting Cringe do something he instead of acting like an autist
>>714035441
Read Madam Bovary
>>714028554
Read this http://www.gutenberg.org/files/18269/18269-h/18269-h.htm
I'm 19, finished college, paid off my debt, living alone (with housemates), working 2 jobs which i love, but i'm depressed with my life. I have no motivation to do anything and its lonely and scary. I want to meet people but I don't have many personal interests that arent things i do alone so its hard to connect. I'm living a life many want to live at my age yet im not happy with it
I'm married and have kids I love to death and I'd never want to do anything that'd hurt them except for the fact that I desperately want to fuck my boss she isn't even hot she's just done a lot for my career and the allure FUCK if she wasn't also married with kids I'd be able to pull it off but as it is it ain't gonna happen FUCK
>>714037922
mostly when they are getting in/out of the shower, sunbathing during the summer
I can't stand my child.
Ohhhhh!!! The places I would be!! The friends I would (still) have!! Nope, I don't have shit to show for myself except for this little, ungrateful, entitled bitch.
Everyone told me, "have an abortion", jesus christ, if I had, I'd be doing great things in awesome places, ya know, like everyone else I know!
I don't regret not having an abortion, I do love her. But I have given up my life, my youth, my body, basically everything for her. And she doesn't appreciate SHIT. She won't listen to a fucking word I say if it would save her god damn life. fuck!
>>714028554
Two things:
1. Therapy
2. If it's that bad than consider breaking the ties to your old live and start completely new somewere else. That could be the reset you want so much
Also, therapy
>>714028554
>want to die
>24
shut up faggot, you don't even know how hard life gets.
>>714035441
ya dont
adopt a fucking kid man
adopt a 15 year old, theyre down right teen angst
>>714036733
I'd meant I DO care about a lot of other things : studying, working out, having fun.*
>>714038104
It's a romance novel?
I'm not an autist. I have friends and I'm socially fluid, I've shown a hatefull personality to anyone and no one knows about this. That's why it's a secret in a first place.
>>714029982
Yes pleas ebe however you should try to aggresively focus on your similar areas
>>714030927
DO you have her now? no Can you have her? Maybe, yes indeed so go for it now
>>714029760
She is your cousing wtf have sme respect for genetics
>>714036290
hahahahaha anon beleive me we all have stories abotu that but a day will come just obeyher and party more but avoid general degeneracyplease
>>714036321
who does but I always love it it makes me feel bettter about myself
>>714036454
GO to the closest catholic church cleanse yourself confess yourself and go there so you can walk away from your s ins
>>714037611
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/704906212 this is from other place
>>714037839
why??
>>714038867
I've never shown a hatefull personality to anyone and no one knows about this +
Fuck, sorry, my English sucks.
>>714028119
i'm a black guy with a small penis. Girls are generally interested in me but I always make an excuse not to have sex. I only have sex with a girl that is desperately in love with me that they don't care about my penis. I wish I could have casual sex all the time.
>>714038867
Its not like not at all a romance novel however it would teach you how and when to distrust women and why
I was a genious in my language however studyingin Canada it feels different what can I do also anyone knows where to get rythalin in saskatoon?
>>714036454
Seven times. What possessed you to do it again after the first...second...third...fourth...fifth and sixth time. At that point why stop? You might as well settle down with your sheep concubines.
>>714039033
You still can but you shouldnt fuck around
>>714039033
u r cuck
>>714028554
Stop drinking so much. See a support group or therapist.
I have my gf, all good with her but i kinda dont feel anymore physical attraction towards her body, shes gettin in a bad shap and doesnt want to do anything about it. Im talkin with another girl, she knows i have a gf but we have agreed that we can have casual sex whenever we feel like... She is actually pretty and has a good thicc body, the only big con I see is that she has 2 kids, shes single and if it wasnt for those 2 kids id definitely take her and dump my current gf
>>714039033
Dont worry about it anon, i do have a small to avg penis size and girls usually dont care about it as long as you make them feel nice.
>>714039314
First time drinking any alcohol at all, as well as I had went so far as printing my suicide note, what songs I wanted t my funeral, where I wanted my ashes scattered, and even picked out the bullet i wanted to shoot myself with and had it loaded in the rifle. I if physically could've reached the gun I was going to do it with (or any other loaded firearm, for that matter) my brain would've been scattered all over the walls. Basically, it felt good and I didn't think I'd be alive to regret it.
I'm attracted to adolescent guys even if they're years younger than me.
>>714038932
Probably not a horrible idea. If I do,it's definitely gonna be at a church a few towns over though.
>>714040098
how much younger
>>714039972
>>714039479
Thanks
>>714039826
be decent if you already have doubts tell them to your girl but sayloud and clear I am fucking the other one, now you already now that raising somebody else childrens its like playing someone else videogame but if you really and I meant REALLY mean to like you really love her and want that well spent time with her kids but be strong take n shit if you are going to do that bound to form a strong catholic /christian oriented fmaily values where she shows uttermost respect for you and you avoid what pol knows that usually happens however it might be just the thrill for now in other words check if it is true love.
>>714040098
what is your sex anon
also seek psychology help
>>714040168
Dnt worry man God has forgiven for everyone but beyond that remember you are nt defined by one of your single actiosn even assasins are more than that now enhance yourself get fit excersice that will make your brain more positive get a better life
now if somebody knows where can I get (in Canada) rithalins /adherall/concertant I would love you all
>>714040505
The youngest age I'm attracted to is around early puberty. I know I wouldn't be in a relationship with such a young one though cause the maturity difference is huge.
>>714040861
I'm male. I'm not that old though. I'm 19 myself. It's just that my attraction threshold goes down to lower ages.
>>714040933
but would u sex them?
>>714041036
mm tell me do you had any traumatic experiences in your childhood anything in particular? What about good expereicnes and figures?
>>714041152
That young? Probably not. I'd look but wouldn't do much beyond some touching. Mid-puberty I'd possibly sleep with.
>>714030927
no way to fucking know unless you ask nigga go for it
>>714028119
I wanted so much better for all of you.
>>714028424
FAKE AND GAY
>>714041384
Nothing like sexual abuse. I got naked with a neighbor boy in a forest but that's cause I was curious once. I had a two parent household and no parental alcohol or drug issues.
>>714028119
I hate my wife.
I want to leave her, but I don't think anyone else would ever put up with my flaws..
>>714030264
Beta-Fag Award Winner 2016
>>714038761
Oh stfu you bleeding cunt. It's all fucking relative. Good for you that your life wasn't too bad at 24 but don't minimise and trivialize others' experiences.
I wish you happiness because clearly you need it.
>>714034284
I know what that's like. Goof luck anon, I hope you find shit worth living for.
>>714041404
I see. I'd never do anything with a guy but i'll admit they can be very cute. Ive showered with my nephews quite a bit, is fun.
I've got a huge secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1f7pq3zAoo&t=14s
>>714041939
How old are they?
I've fantasized about being a woman ever since I was 4 or so. Dressing up in feminine clothing, taking time to do my hair/makeup/nails, getting stares and compliments from other people, getting dominated during sex, etc. all sound very appealing to me. I wouldn't want to go through any hormone therapy/surgery though. Most of the time the results aren't pretty and I'd never have the courage to tell my family anyway. I wish I could've been born a girl, or could suddenly wake up as one, but I know that's impossible.
>>714042179
7, 9, 10, 10, 12, 13
>>714028119
hebephile. i may have developed bulimia. you can ask stuff if you want. dunno, it would be nice to talk about it
>>714042398
M or F?
>>714042398
>i may have
are u just in denial or something?
>>714042214
tfw you'll never be a cute girl, how bad does it hurt anon?
>>714028119
i'm addicted to cocaine.
>>714042493
M
>>714042519
i was sure i could stop anytime i wanted to but not anymore
>>714042398
gril or faggot?
>>714042635
I'm not a grill
>>714042313
Oh my. By 12-13 boys can get sort of shy about nakedness. But they're quite cute at that age.
>>714042912
yeah a couple are kinda shy but not too bad. cutest is one of the 10yos, awesome ass
I'm currently having sex with an avocado.
>>714042559
I'm not depressed over it or anything, because I know there's no hope to hold onto. But it still sucks.
I can't make new friends. Every time I talk with someone just to hang, they'd rather talk with someone else. I have friends, like 3 or 4 I hang out with. Everyone else at school just sees me and thinks hey its that one guy. Truth is I'm boring to talk to, I can't hold conversations well other than those couple friends. I don't have much passions or interests, i go to school, smoke pot, and play video games. I know it's not a huge problem, it just sucks sometimes
>>714043367
Yeah I'm basically exactly the same as you. It doesn't ruin my life that I'm not a girl, but if I had the chance to restart as a chick i definitely would.
>>714042771
ok, faggot then
bumpo
>>714043713
I've been thinking of crossdressing lately. I don't know how well I could pull it off, but it looks kinda fun.
>>714036158
She sounds like a psycho
>>714044337
Out in public or just at home? I used to do dress womens clothes secretly at home when i was younger but I would feel awkward doing it now.
>>714032222
The quads have spoken.
>>714044555
trips have confirmed
>>714044475
just in secret. maybe take a couple pictures and post them online if I think they look good enough.
>>714042214
go for it anon. if it's gonna make you happier on the long run then why not?
>>714044475
nice tits! I think you can pull it off.
>>714038180
>alone
>(with housemates)
>>714038599
Tits or get the fuck out.
>>714038599
tits
>>714028554
Anon, don't kill yourself, I just had a family member off themselves and believe me, it's the worst for the famik, on top of the fact that you are just wasting your own life. Like another anon said, start over and do what you want to do. your family would be happier knowing that you just said fuck it and started than knowing your dead. the world is now your oyster, do something with it. pic very related.
>>714044938
Well there are a couple reasons why I'm hesitant. I don't currently have any way of ordering clothes or anything without my parents finding out. I'd shave, but it gets really cold in the winter. Also I don't have a good camera to take pictures with. Maybe I'll give it a try once I move out and have more privacy.
>>714045322
He means by himself / away from his family.
>>714045286
I wish I was that chick :(
>>714043713
Hot would fuck so hard/10
>>714038180
how did you finished college at such age must I ask??
>>714041404
your'e a guy?
>>714028554
I'm 27
I'm 40,000 dollars in debt with child support
I work at a non profit place sorting clothes part time and take home 9 dollars every 2 weeks after child support and taxes
I can't have sex because I have some sort of wart on the side of my dick with weird other ones popping up all the time. I Don't wanna spread the disease and I'm not too keen on STD sex. The last time I had sex was 5 years ago with the chick who might have fucked my life over and had something to do with me catching whatever this is because I cheated on her a bunch of times. Don't know if I can trust my doctor and I've tried several in the area but with each one I go to they all seem to share some of the same behaviors like asking your medical history and previous doctors followed by little to no results in terms of solving my crotch problem. I've been to a urologist, 3 general practitioners, and an emergency room doctor and the general consensus is that I have something known as folliculitis which sounds inaccurate considering I've never had this in my life prior to sexual escapades while with this evil bitch.
Point is anon, I tried to off myself once but now I'm just too tired all the time to put in the effort to do it properly the second time around.
The world doesn't need charity cases and sad sack suicidal emo faggots.
It needs workers, and if you're already ready to die then that makes you perfect for the workplace because you're going to be more competitive against other employees and potential employees in order to make the money you need in order to either further your success or finally achieve the means to end your life. The problem is that in the pursuit of the means to end your suffering, you'll accumulate the components of a life that beckons you to stay. It's all a trap to get you to continue to live life in lightly powdered servitude.
It's 4:33 here and I don't know what I just typed but I hope whatever the fuck it was helped.
I'm 27 and sometimes try to have anal with my 16 yr old brother while he sleeps but he's too tight...
Found an early 90's homemade sex tape by my parents when I was 14. Made a digital copy of it and still jerk of to it from time to time. I probably watched it more often than either of them did. They probably even forgot it exists. Watching it as I'm typing this.
>>714047120
post a bit of it?
When I was in my early teens, I had the family dog lick my cock and asshole as I jerked off. Was my first sexual experience.
>>714047541
did it eat your cum?
i have a fetish for body swap stuff and i have never told anyone.
I probably never will because makes me feel embarrassed
>>714046850
two words: free clinic
you'll be cured in no time and able to get your life back on track
>true story
No one knows I'm a sugar baby, and I fucking love it.
my friend bought a house and let me live in it for real cheap.
this made me jealous.
so i went on holiday to the philipines and smuggled in drugs that would make him sick so he would die.
I didnt succeed but his life is shit now.
this is me
https://nz.linkedin.com/in/danilo-joseph-t-mercado-6b0b7876
>>714047598
Yes, it did.
>>714047655
>folliculitis
whore
My girlfriend wants to try eating ass, but I've never done it before. I'm not completely repulsed by it once its clean as fuck, and my curiosity got the better of me. Any advice on how to eat the booty like groceries?
>>714047655
how old are you? m/f?
You make good money? How many SDs do you have atm?
My current girlfriend hates my best-friend and it's annoying as all hell. Long story short, I sent my bf nudes during a break up a year or so before my and my current gf got together. She found out about that happening about 7 months into our relationship and flipped the fuck out. It's put a major strain on my and bf's friendship, and everytime I mention I'm messaging/skyping/talking to bf she gets either outright upset or annoyed. It's a pain in the ass.
>>714047760
Sometimes they pay me just to only have dinner with them. It's not all sex.
>>714047763
Start softly and gently at first. Just the tip of your tongue. Go round the asshole, it's called rimming for a reason. Have her sit in the doggystyle position, so you can go to town on her ass while fingering her clit. And yes, hygiene is a must!
>>714047813
I am 19, F, and I currently have 5 Sdaddies.
>>714047912
Is that it? Specifically just the tip of my tongue? If I do that for 30 minutes straight is that correct? Lmao
>>714047911
whore
I share my girlfriend with my friends
>>714047984
I'll fuck your throat for $100
>>714047984
fuck off and show us your tits, whore
>>714048025
greetings,
cuck
>>714047984
5 sounds high-maintenence. What's the biggest gift you've got?
Are they single or married?
How did you get into it?
>>714036290
do you need help anon? is there a nearby psychiatrist you can go see to help get over your severe autism?
>>714048097
Greetings, anon
>>714028119
While my sister was an addict, I helped her get more heroine in exchange for sexual favors... a lot of it was degrading. I had an unnatural attraction to her since I was a kid. Now that she is sober, she hates my guts and for some reason won't tell anyone why she hates me.
>>714048097
The Biggest gift I got was an apartment downtown.
Most of them are single except for the one who bought me the apartment. He's married with 3 kids.
I got into because other friends were doing it at the time. They made alot of money and had all kinds of new things each week.
>>714048375
That's pretty hot. What kind of things had you make her do?
>>714048366
>714048366
How does your system work? You just let them fuck her?
I've got a small penis humiliation fetish. Turns me on so much when women mock my cock for being tiny, useless, pathetic.
I've actually got a pretty decent one, 7 1/2" and thick. I've got to go on Omegle and lie that it's 4" to get my fix.
I don't know what's wrong with me
I made nude pics and sex vids with my ex. She had me promise I'd delete them. I didn't. Still jerk off to them from time to time.
>>714048622
cage it and call it 3
>>714048516
you were given an apartment? That must have taken paperwork and shit.
Do any of them want you to do stuff you don't like (anal, kinky shit etc)? Do you age play?
>>714048539
Started off as BJ's, but the worse one was when I shared her with a few friends at my house, taking money from them. One of my favorite things was sitting on a chair and making her ride my cock with her ass while we watched porn. I did my best to make her orgasm with my hands. When she had them, she cried a little. Before she sobered up, she had no reaction to anything I did to her.
>>714028119
I'm general my advice is its best to keep secrets secret unless you feel the need too vent in which case sharing your secrets anonymously maybe beneficial, if you choose to do so on this forum I recommend taking what others say with a grain of salt.
Hope I helped your secret advice vent enquiry OP, have a nice day.
>>714048105
The Biggest gift I got was an apartment downtown.
Most of them are single except for the one who bought me the apartment. He's married with 3 kids.
I got into because other friends were doing it at the time. They made alot of money and had all kinds of new things each week
>>714048733
Did you do something really degrading? Like having her suck off or get fucked by a dog or something?
>>714048777
Godly Trips.
I posted a few fb pics of this girl I used to be very close with online on a website called thedirty along with a pretty dark secret about her in the description. I also talked shit about her, mentioned her hometown and her first name. Not many people know this secret and she'd easily know who did this if she ever found out. I did it just out of pure edgyness. She was important to me but our friendship was dead/dying already.
At least 10000 people saw it and it got a lot of comments, but for the most part is now pretty buried.
Worst part is, the risk of getting in trouble is sexually thrilling, and I expose/share the link occasionally. I pretty much discovered a new fetish doing this. I also occasionally share candid pics I took that include deep cleavage and her face for the same reason.
>be me, 15
>went to a party
>met this 8/10 jewish girl, flirty with me
>she asks for my number and fb profile
>give it to her shaking and sweating, she didn't notice because of the flickering lights and music
>2 days later we talk, and as we talk she gets raped by her best friend
>she sent me voice recordings of her being beaten and raped
>i didn't do anything, i was in shock, autistic shock
>2 years later, we don't talk too much, but somehow, idk how she talks to me as if i were the person she loves the most (i'm not longer autistic at this point)
>she hasn't had any relationships since that day
>only people she talks is me and 2 other girls
>2 years later we hang out one day with one of the girls i really liked, and that night, they fucked(yeah, lesbo fuck)
>she realizes that she just fucked the girl i was into, and starts to cry
>the next day she attempted suicide
>this was 8 months ago
>>714048726
Yeah there's alot of kinks. One of them likes being held like a baby, he pays extra if I play along the way he likes it. Like baby talk. 2 of them like bondage. The difference between them, one likes rope, the other likes cuffs.
>>714048832
Nothing involving animals. If it turned me on or I thought it might turn me on, I had her do it. I even had her molest a passed out girl with me. That ended with me laying her naked on top of the drunk chick while I banged her and she fingered the drunk chick. The drunk chick vaguely remembers the next day "going lesbo" with "some chick."
>>714048894
>He didn't post the link
Come on, man
>>714049046
Still have some blackmail material on her? Pics, vids?
>>714037611
Is her name Fleur by chance?
>>714049251
I wish I did. I recorded nothing to keep myself from getting in trouble. I regret having no possible blackmail material... been thinking of it since she got sober. I'm going to Hell.
i like to lie on the internet for attention
Testing
I'm into bestiality and I hate myself for it. I don't want to hurt an animal but sometimes the urge to do it gets unbearable. I already go to a therapist but it's not because of that and there's no way in fucking hell I'm going to say that to her. Feels like I just have an attraction to the sick and disgusting in general. I hate it.
>>714049659
error
>>714049774
No need to be embarassed or ashamed about it. It will only make you feel more negative about yourself. Accept who you are, focus on positive things. Don't tell anyone about this attraction, it will only lead to negative consequences.
>>714049774
As a continuation to this, when I was around 9 years of age I would usually have sex with my best friend, who was also my classmate. He taught me sexual things and would usually command me to jerk him off. As an impressionable 9-year-old, after that session when I went to the park that had lots of stray dogs in it, I would lie them down on their belly and jerk them off like I did with my best friend. It was in a public space too and this was a decade ago, thank fuck no one saw me.
>>714048948
I would've asked her to do it again and tell her it's pretty sexy. Possibly even suggest you join in.
>>714049023
can you date while doing this or does it fill your emotional and sexual needs?
>>714030927
Jump the counter and forcefully kiss her, saw through her clothes with bread knife and fuck the guts out of her and smash her face into the salads. They love that romantic spontaneous shit
THE PURIFICATION IS NEAR
TRUMP FULFILLS THE BLUE KACHINA PROPHECY
also she's purrrrrty :3~
>>714036158
Brought this on yourself mate
i hope they don't replace her with a clone :(
>>714031221
how old were you both
>>714035441
retard
>>714029339
you are trash.
I like to jerk off in webcam chats
>>714041036
it's ok, anon. you can't help it. just don't act on anything
>>714028119
I think I might be a bit of a loan shark
In my defense I'm not real sure how to work debts, I know they raise by percentages and charge by day, month, semi-monthly, or yearly
Someone please help me, please
i want to have sex with mari.
>>714052137
YOU
I haven't seen that text in a while
>>714052137
pedo?
my mothers car tried to father me in the front of my friend's finger.
>>714051821
who are you usually chatting with?
>>714052237
No, it's a lolicon thing
>>714052297
that's what i said
i am a woman who found this place through reddit.
sometimes its funny. sometimes its boring. and other times its full of wisdom.
its weird.
this guy tried to kill me
>>714052364
tru
>>714052364
prove it femanon
timestamp tits
>>714052080
>>714052364
what do you like here? What threads do you get off to (we all get off to something here)?
>>714052364
>>714035441
>And I know Policeman have some exhaustive psychological
exams
Nigga you just went full retard
For 2 years now, I'm in love with my roommate. She doesn't know, and I didn't attempt any first moves because I've fucked up a lot of opportunities before, and fucking up this one is worst because she lives with me.
Idk what to do or say.
>>714052701
Life is about missed opportunities. If you don't dare, you will never achieve anything.
>>714036290
This is the funniest shit ive read on /b/ in years
>>714046850
>I've been to a urologist, 3 general practitioners, and an emergency room doctor and the general consensus is that I have something known as folliculitis which sounds inaccurate
If 5 doctors tell you that you have follicuilitis, you have follicuilitis , which isn't an STD.
>>714052469
The fuck is this nonsense?
What I was looking was something like this:
100+3%=103
100+3%=106.09
100+3%=109.2727
109.2727+3%=112.550881
and so on
If what I wrote works or is some bullshit loan shark stuff, somebody please tell me
>>714052852
loan people money without charging them interested cause you know how to make money.
karma points
>>714052742
Words of wisdom, anon.
Im in love with someone other then my gf because shes more attractive and sexy in every way, but shes not as loving and caring as she is... but she is almost the same
pic very fuckin related
Hi /b/
So there is this girl I used to work with. 26, cute and nice. We still hang out every other week or so for a cup of coffe or a drink.
The problem is she is married but I really think she hits on me.
What do?
>>714052701
Don't do it until your lease is nearly over!
>>714053206
fuck her.
>>714053206
Playfully flirt with her. If she is married, she probably likes the attention. It's forbidden, it's exciting, it makes her feel attractive. These are all emotions her husband no longer gives her. Keep escalating this until the excitement gets too much for her. Get her drunk (woman always need an excuse to cheat) and get her to a hotel.
>>714052742
ONE TIME I HIT ON A CELEBRITY AND SHE GAVE ME THE MOST DISGUSTED "NO" I'VE EVER HEARD FUCK YOUR ADVICE
I get my fellow girly anons. I was alwaye very obviously shyer and far more sensitive than any other boy. I really felt my feminine side when puberty had me feeling like a total whore. I repressed and it all and acted like a boy. Im a closet fag today. Need a goood pounding ughh im gross
I got caught fingering a 9 year old when I was 13 at school. Charged with rape and placed on probation for 3 years. Psychiatric treatment every 2 weeks for the first 6 months then every month after that. Parents got divorced then got busted with my moms dildo when 15. She kicked me out. Lived on the streets and got a meth addiction. Did breaks for about 12 months until got busted. $80,000 worth. Got 6 months juvie. Stabbed some cunt in juvie with a broken glass for stealing my food. Another 6 months. Got out at 17 then met a nice girl and started an apprenticeship as a builder. Now run my own building company and have 30+ staff.
>>714028119
this lil cutie is my neighbors youngest and prettiest daughter.
she comes from a very very poor family, my neighbor is a fuck up, she drinks a lot and all the money he earns goes to booze, his wife must work two lame-payed jobs just to get the house running, so the girls (3 of them) are left on their own.
they go to school whenever they want, they do whatever they want, they don't have any authority in life.
the youngest one caught my attention when she was at my place several times to play with my puppies that i was giving away for free.
since then i called her to come and play with them whenever i saw her passing by.
i was always there for her, we talked, played, joking around and jokes where usually with sexual innuendo.
i noticed she liked that like every girl her age, and that was the point.
after some time she started opening to me, how she lives hard and they don't have the money.
so i started giving her money like a gesture, very small ammounts so she can't say no if i am very pushy.
after some time i started buying her some stuff.
clothes, some things for school, so we became a very good friends but she always kept it low cuz i am 39 which is just two years younger than her father.
she started coming to my place more often and since she hit the puberty i was the one supporting her to embrace the bad girl inside she was.
i bought some booze several times,and told her that we can do this whenever she wasts but only two of us alone, cuz that way she will be more up in front of the kids her age.
i bought her cigs she started smoking. i am too so we just sat there, drank some beer and smoked a whole pack for the night.
it was the coolest thing for her.
and every time she was a little drunk i was able to turn the fun on the playing side.
so we would tickle, wrestle and do stuff like that, where i could touch her and feel her body.
after several times she noticed what i was dooing but played along..........
>>714052910
Yes, karma and things aside what I want is my money and to make a little off what I do regularly with people. They know I'm s cheapskate and don't spend shit on stuff so they ask for a little something and what I want is to make financial gains for the day I find something I find really worthwhile or something that needs to be paid for like bills
I have no job, but saved a everything I could from my previous one and am working to get a new one this week at an interview
I don't want the poor sap to go to far into debt to the point it's in the four digit range and god forbid five, but I don't want to seem like I'll just roll over because I'm asked to take it easy on someone.
They're in $412.87 in debt right now I've thought about putting a hold on it for now without telling them
>>714054272
I've seen you post multiple times, abosultely love her, she's beautiful, even have a little folder on her. What's your favorite thing you got her to do for you and what did she do it for? also, post more pics :)
>>714054272
......cuz every now and then she took some money from me i guess her thoughts were "well i can return in some somrt and he is a good friend"
exactly my intention.
after some time i started touching her more often, even whehn she is not drunk, and i saw she wasn't into it at all so i told her while hugging her to put a hand in my back pocked.
she did and found a phone i bought for her.
the smile and her face was crazy wide and she hugged me strong, so i used the chance to kiss her neck and lick it with my tongue.
now she let me do that too.....
i knew the money can do stuff with her.
my hands were all over her body that night and i didn't go down but played with her nips over her shirt.
since she knew this was nothing that bad, in fact from her breathing i knew she likes it a lot.
after some time i got to her lil puss, and rubbing over pants before letting me dryhump her.
i came in my pants so many times, i took her hand several times and place it on my hard cock while it was hard.... and also after when i cum, just to make her curious and feel my junk.
it took me two weaks more with dryhumping and some more money to finally fuck her.......
she has the tightes pussy ever, and apparntly i was her first..........
I'm only 18 but I can't for the life of me remember anything. I can barely recall things that were happening a few minutes ago. It's like I've short-term memory loss or something.
I was depressed for 2 years since I was 16 and I think it messed up my brain's memory function. I don't know the hell's going on. Unless I write shit down, I'll straight up forget it.
Friends notice it but they think I'm just simple minded and a really laid-back guy. I read up on dementia and alzheimer but that can't be possible. I really don't know what's going on.
Lost my gf. Send help pls. Suicide seems the only option.
>>714054881
Ever OD'd? I've got the same problem since I OD on antipsychotics. Are you on any meds?
>>714054832
it's been almost three and a half years since i am fucking this lil cutie and because of me and stuff i bought and taught her..... she looks like this today
>>714054922
you dumb fuck
There was a story of a king or something that had people in his court go out and get scholars or philosophers to make him a ring to make him sad when he was happy and happy when he was sad
They did it and the ring had an inscription that read "This too shall pass"
You'll be happy again, I know when I say that it works for me.
>>714054965
Never OD'd. My meds are just OTC stuff for morning flu, headaches. Never took meds for depression. I just.. let it fuck over my brain for 2 whole years.
>>714055160
You actually have no idea how much that made me feel better. Idk why tho (I have a thing for old stories like that) Thanks mate
I'm 20, a junior in college with a hot girlfriend of five years. We're bother gonna start careers, get married, and have kids.
But I'm a hardcore alcoholic, I'm high 24/7/365, nonstop looking for pills, meth, heroin, and I loooooove smoking crack.
On the outside I'm a clean cut good looking white guy from an upper middle class home, but inside I'm a horribly depressed and suicidal drug addict. Worried my girls gonna find my crack pipe.
Also can anyone in Humboldt county CA sell me drugs lol
>>714030927
You ain't losing anything, give it a try son.
>>714055182
Can always try those mind games or something. That's what I'm meant to do. Most people think I'm stoned because I never remember anything and cant hold a convo haha.
> Be me
> Got arrested for DUI 5 months ago
> Lost my job
> Lost my license and my car
> On probation for 4 years and have to call parole the 7th of every month and have to go to rehab.
> I buy a liter of whiskey every month and only drink twice a month
> Family thinks I've been sober since jail
> Life is a waste
They say your life flashes before your eyes before death and that it's like a dream and so time goes by slower so what if I'm actually dead or dying and I'm just reliving this part of my life as a memory?
>>714054004
If you hadn't fingered that 9 year old, none of this would have happened. Nice one, anon.
>>714030231
LOL
My best friend is my (fairly recently) ex girlfriend
Without her as a friend i spiral worse than i am now
With her tho, i cant not be in love with her
Shes the only person who makes me truly happy
A friend got drunk and passed out at my place. I molested him.
>>714030927
Dude what the fuck?
She wants you. Go before it's too l8 m8.
>>714030927
'girl like you enjoys a good pastry, right?'
I used to poop myself in elementary school and get toilette paper and stick it between my asscheeks and wear it all day until I got home and took showers.
Then I got to middle school and High school and still shit myself on the reg. My body hates me.
>>714055367
What sort of mind games? Yeah, people think I'm cool and laid-back, especially when me and my friends are doing group assignment but on the inside I'm like "I don't know how to do this shit, I'm just going with the flow and hoping it's all good."
>>714055656
Fuck I feel that. my ex got over me so quickly. It's been 2 weeks. Worst of my life.
>>714055860
Luminosity I think its called
>>714055397
That's rough, anon. Hope shit works out for you.
>>714036290
this is the most autistic thing I read today
frosted butts
>>714055182
Than you've dealt with your problems if you were on meds in the first place it you'd be dependent on them and eventually you'd realize that and feel worse for feeling weak like that
Be proud you stuck it out for two years, mum can't go without for a week of pills without one suicide attempt or a plan being formed for her next attempt
>>714055225
You're welcome, happy to help
>>714055941
Is this a meme or something? I don't understand this and it always gets posted.
>>714042572
How do you know?
What are the biggest drawbacks?
What's your rate of usage?
Etc.
Love,
Fellow coke enthusiast
>>714055995
not a meme, one sad dude.
I was seeing a girl who had recently slept with a friend of mine, I was a virgin so it's not like I cared but she was very clingy and found out that my friend got her pregnant so she asked me to punch her in the stomach a few times and so I did. Now that I'm older and think about having kids I feel bad for what couldve been for her and my friend. Idk. I just feel bad
>>714056099
Frosted butts is a meme, but it's not that picture.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/frosted-butts
Is there anyone on this board who isn't underage or white trash? I remember 4chan when it was mostly 18-22 year old college kids from middle class backgrounds, with a scattering of highschoolers and older guys who found this place because they actually knew something about the internet.
These days... let's just put it this way: the internet was a better place when you people were either too poor to afford a computer or too stupid to know how to use it to do more than check your emails.
>>714055871
Its been close to 3 months for me. How long was your relationship?
Mine was only 6 months but was my first serious one. I thought she was the one. She was my date to prom and we took eachothers virginity
Also why the breakup if you dont mind me asking
>>714054789
like it when she sucks cuz she became a pro at it.
and wherever we are too..... like on a coffee together and i say, cmon let's go in restroom together, she just smiles and winks and as soon as we get there she is on her knees.
in a broad daylight. not a problem for her
>>714056186
Are you reading my mind anon? That's exactly what I was thinking
>>714036454
i have hit that rock bottom before,
>be me
>16 fat slob
>best friend how mexican all girls want
>super depressed watching him have all the fun
>be 3rd wheeling it always
>jacking it everyday 3 or more times a day
> want something warm
>the cat dont look too bad....
>grab the cat
dicktoobig.jpg
>rub dick on cat until i cum on her stomach.
> catches up to me what i did,
fml.gif
to this day, drinking every day to get it out of my memory banks.
>>714056186
I got online BEFORE the Neverending September. Trust me, it was better when the Internet was all college students and geeks and military types.
>>714056276
2 years. She was my first and only serious one too. She broke up with me because She said she couldnt be happy with me anymore. So basically the last 2 weeks before the breakup were a lie. She said she was so happy and loved me the night before she left. I can't help but think it's something else. Idk.
>>714056186
Been using the internet since 94, not just for emails and intranet shit either.
I agree... it used to be so cool. Now every cunt and their dog is on it and it just plain sucks.
>>714056570
If it makes you feel better, mine left because she realized she was gay. That kinda invalidates the whole relationship. Atleast you could end up back together, unless mine turns back straight, thats not the case for me. I swear women take breakups way easier
>>714056391
goddamn. Those must have been some good times. I'm not even old enough to remember late 90s internet, let alone early 90s internet.
>tfw born too late for the golden age of the internet, and born too early for the golden age of networked uploaded consciousnesses
>>714056693
Born just in time for memes
>>714056687
haha, I'm thinking that's the case with her too. She always said she was bi, and is constantly liking photos of a particular girl on insta. idk man. She got over me so quickly I feel worthless.
I love eating artificial cheese rinds.
>>714056693
It was fun on USENET and the BBSes. Oh and IRC of course. I used gofers before the web O_O
>>714056813
2 years is a long time, 4x as long as mine. Mine may be healing slower because, while it faded tovery low levels while with her, i have diagnosed clinical depression and anxiety issues, so without her, im bad at coping. I'd rather she be happy than i be happy if i had to choose though, so im noy too upset.
>>714056989
Mate, I have acute clinical depression, social anxiety and a personality disorder(comes with severe abandonment issues). I feel you. I don't expect to be over this anytime soon.
I've just become a massive paranoid loser. No confidence left. Girlfriend left me. Generaly people don't seem to want to be around me. Hate the world and most things irritate me.
Just sit inmy room browsing /b/ like the good old days and wondering at what age I will snap out of it and start living and earning money again.
>>714028119
I fantasize about my friends wife seperating from him and coming to me for comfort sex and her loving my cock after experiencing it for a night
>>714057087
My anxiety makes me paranoid so i over analyze what couldve made it my fault. Logically its nothing but i still blame myself and drink heavily bc of that
>>714028119
Traps are the only thing I can get off too and I'm not gay
>>714028119
Im fucking my GF's younger cousin who is also dating one of my childhood friends.
During the last 30 days we fucked 15 times.
>>714057220
I swear, it's like you're an exact copy of me haha.
>>714057398
Yay or nay
>>714057448
Fuck yea. She ever have cute little tweeny bopper socks on while you slammed her sweet cunt?
>>714057448
that should be an even 30 for 30, shame on you.
No, but that is kind of fucked though
>>714057511
nay
>>714036290
>>714039033
>small penis
what size?
also, checkd
I was 12, me and my cousin also 12 messed around not knowing what we were doing. Just following what an porn mag my uncle had showed. Ended up knocking her up, they took her back to Mexico. Found out they kept the baby...
>>714057583
Kk maybe girls are an option
>>714057686
I too am interested in what blackanon thinks is small
>>714057505
There can be only one. 1v1 me irl
>>714057821
he's probly like a 5 or 6
>>714057777
nice double dubs mang
>>714057511
Nay like a mother fuck, gross faggot
>>714057834
I'll take you bro. Outside school, 6pm. (points for highlander reference)
>>714057920
I'm 6 inches give or take a centimeter or two and 6inches is the national average in Canada beating out America, god bless
>>714054004
M or F?
>>714058102
Are u the black anon?
and
>give or take a centimeter or two
dicks dont change sizes
>>714058286
I'd ask if it really mattered but I'm sure you've already got the lube on your dick
>>714058338
Me? no I'm an aborigibro of canada.
I'm iffy on the size of it cause it's been a long time since I measured the thing
>>714058286
lets see:
- actually gets charged with a sex crime as a juvenile
- lived on the streets as a juvenile and couldn't get into a shelter or some program
- got addicted to meth and did break-ins instead of prostitution to fund it
- actually got sent to jail as a juvenile
- forced to fight to survive in juvie
- got a job doing manual labour
- now owns own business
can you really not work out the gender?
