What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?
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What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?
>>712918701
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>>712918701
Stop drinking and smoking. Don't worry about it killing you, the weeks before it does you'll wish you were already dead.
>>712918701
To use the correct words when you ask something.
Dumbass.
drugs is bad, don't do them.
>>712918701
DONT GO TO COLLEGE UNLESS ITS TRAINING FOR A PARTICULAR CAREER
>>712919343
Apparently you are too stupid to use lowercase - I guess that explains why you got nothing out of college.
If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure hes sedated first.
I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck does andy put up a fight
the Man will find you ....sooner than later
stay the fuck out of the military
>>712918701
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>712918701
a plugged in iron is fucking hot
pussy is not worth the price brothers...
>Dont do drugs in excess
>Take school seriously
>exercise and eat right or else you'll want to actually kill yourself
>nobody really cares all that much about you so social anxiety is narcissistic and a meme
There are things that a woman should never be trusted with, especially money!
>>712918701
Never let a woman do your laundry.
Never touch a woman's laundry.
>>712920510
Wise man here
>>712920357
You and I have very different experiences.
To me, pussy is the only thing that matters.
>>712918701
>Never do more than 2 drugs at once
>Stay hydrated
>Acknowledge your demons
>>712918701
Don't depend or expect money unless you actually get it.
Even your closet loved ones are greedier than you think of it comes down to it and the world will let you fail and watch you end up the street.
>Always ignore the faggot who keeps trying to start a meme on here
Nobody owes you anything and you're accountable for the mistakes you make even if others contribute to them.
>>712920612
So young, so naive
>>712918701
If you want something done, do it yourself.
Never trust a woman with money. In fact, never trust a woman with anything.
Better yet, trust no one.
>>712919908
story?
>>712920901
speak for yourself.
>>712918701
Life's harder when you're an idiot.
>>712918701
Whiteboi holes are made for black dick
Dont tell a prostitute you dont have enough money to pay her when your dick is still in her mouth.
Your dick will thank you when youre done
>>712920612
this
Dont get upset when your thread 404s early. It happens to everyone.
>>712920907
literally all of this
If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure he ate enough fiber. Your lungs will thank you in the long run
>>712920871
Tell that to wall street. They're more emotional than a teenage girl
>>712919628
I've always wondered if Andy Sixx was a willing participant in people sucking his poop out of his butt.
I imagine it's pretty terrifying to have hordes of people after your stink nuggets
If you want to fuck a girl and she isnt into you, dont be friends. Just fucking leave you faggy bitch.
>>712921047
I once thought like you, man. But as soon as a woman finds out that you don't have a lot of money, your chances with a her are D- O- N- E FUCKED.
>>712918701
Try harder in university. Don't start smoking pot.
>>712919628
>>712921351
I actively wish for your death, anon.
>>712921423
>>712920407
>so social anxiety is narcissistic
This is an interesting perspective
>>712921423
This is good advice
>>712921439
I once thought like you, but I realized that life doesn't mean shit if you don't have pussy.
There are some things thst no matter how hard you wish for/ want them there isn't a damn thing you can do make it happen. My only son died almost a year ago. As he lay in the hospital I remember wishing/ praying that he would pull through and that I could take his place.
>>712921686
Girls are literally a waste of time and money
Get a fwb and go along with your life single
>Wear sunscreen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHE_XGtUNx4
>>712918701
Never marry a borderline woman. Or let them anywhere near your life, for that matter.
>>712921875
Holy shit this. Even if they seem like the most wonderful person in the world, run like the fucking wind.
>>712921686
So true. The last four years have been a blur.
I learned why you need to look up definitions on words instead of just using context clues
the story behind this is 4th grade me called a kid I had beef with nigger after i heard him and his friends saying it to each other thinking I was using it ironically. I then suffered the consequences.
>>712918701
Even if it's their job, don't trust someone else to help you or know what the fuck they're doing. People will often tell you ANYTHING just to get you to stop talking to them so they can go back to lounging on the job, even if what they tell you will literally fuck your life almost beyond repair (and all they had to do was give you the correct information).
>>712921787
who tf is talking about relationships? you're still talking pussy
>>712921686
I'm serious dude, I once was going to propose to a girl, but as soon as she noticed that I had a cheap ring since I couldn't afford an expensive one, she accused me of not caring enough about her, and she walked off. I'm genuinly trying to help you. You'll thank me in the long run.
Alcohol is a retarded waste of money and a terribly unhealthy thing to drink.
Being 'that guy that doesn't drink' is just something people say who are trapped in the social circle of what they think people need to do.
>>712922030
you were in 4th grade and did not know what nigger meant?
>>712921838
this made me feel
>>712922125
Nobody here is talking about relationships.
If youre going to lick the shit off andy sixx's ass crack, make sure you didnt burn your tongue a few hours on some coffee.
I regret it much
Only kill people you won't miss :-(
>>712922207
I was a sheltered child
>>712919039
s/weeks/decades/
Never get married
>>712918701
Every job sucks.
Get one that pays well and has a good work family. Then hate it with them.
>>712920357
disagree
If you hire a lawyer and they dont do exactly what you tell them to do,
Drop them.
>>712922302
Seriously mate you're embarrassing yourself.
>>712922311
kill your mom during birth?
>>712918948
Don't know why I laughed at this but kek
>>712922346
and so you rebelled through icp?
>>712920407
Id agree but i have a friend whos life is shit from it, not one of those fucking shitheads who constently post on facebook and shit, guy just keeps to himself
>>712921439
That sucks that people like you have no redeeming qualities whatsoever
>>712920510
???
>>712918701
you get lubed before getting analed by a shemale hooker, otherwise when you go back to your parents home and shower, you leave a track of blood in the towel you dryed yourself with, and when your mother finds out looks at you with a very worryied expression on her face
>she found out you are a fag
>>712922278
That doesn't mean that you shouldn't take my advice
>>712921787
My girlfriend is my best friend and it's awesome
If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole, make sure he doesnt know you were the pwrson who tried to suck one out at the last concert.
The man remembers...
>>712921686
Wow. You must be the shallowest motherfucker on /b/
>>712918701
Everything's shit, but you can't do anything about it unless you've got a lifespan of 150 years or more.
That, and it's better to be crazy and alone than be insane and try to act normal.
>>712918701
I learned that it's not as easy to download and store child porn on my work computer as my friend Greg made it seem.
>>712922511
that and the only other explanation is magic
i went to fucking public school in the south, you explain how i didn't figure it out.
>>712922671
this
>>712922649
The world would be a better place if you died.
>>712922604
>be mother
>find bloodstain on towel
>it must have come from my son's anus
>he must have been having rough anal sex then
>confront him about it
>my suspicions were correct
>>712922629
tf is your advice?
>>712922671
i'm so shamed. whatever will i do
>>712918701
Liberalism is cancer.
Gotta grow up to learn that one.
>>712922558
Thats not exactly true, but women only care about money. No money = no pussy for you.
>>712922776
dude thats what you have to do in a normal work environment. At least where im from. Individuality doesn't pay off
>>712922171
I've been that guy who doesn't drink for more than 5 years. I get more chicks and also have had zero hangovers. Plus nobody gives a shit if I drink or not, why should I? It's awesome.
>>712922125
I got my wife a cheap ring were happy as shit always laughing and dealing with shit bring more to the table than money and you will have a good time with woman
That no life lesson is really LEARNED the easy way.
>>712922883
she didn't confront me, just stared and it was enough
I was 38 by that time
If youre sucking andy sixxs asshole and brain matter starts to come out... its time to stop
>>712922302
I'm about to start reporting spam, and I'm sure I'm not alone.
Fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about your bullshit.
>>712923003
Worked at the post office, preaching to the choir.
>>712922996
This man understands!
>>712922398
This
>>712923105
You were 38 and you couldnt think of an explanation that didnt involve your anus getting rekt?
Dont self-harm, seeing a doctor you fucking emo. Otherwise one day you'll be 30 with scars all over you.
Dont date a girl with any of the following:
>non-natural, bright colored hair
>fat
>feminist
>tattoos on every limb
>>712923105
i'm having trouble believing this. nobody looks at blood on a towel and thinks it must have come from somebody getting their poop chute reamed.
>>712921772
I'm sorry about that, man. You have my condolences.
>>712918701
Don't eat yellow snow
>>712923372
That's kind of like the advice, "If you want to live, don't pull the trigger on a loaded gun aimed at your head"
If youre going to suck a creamy brown shit out of andy sixxs ass, make sure his dick isnt erect or else if you suck hard enough, youll rupture a blood vessel and cause blood and shit to come out of his ass, but then again, blood does make good anal lube
>>712923670
Your father never loved you.
>>712918701
when lighting a candle with another candle, grasp the unlit candle and hold the wick over the flame of the lit candle.
if you grab the lit candle and hold it over the wick of the unlit candle, you will still light the unlit candle, but you will also spill molten wax onto your stepmom's favorite table cloth and dad will take his belt off and beat the fuck out of you with it.
Loneliness is a feeling brought upon because of your own actions
thats all I've got.
Train hard love pussy get paper
>>712922649
You should play russian roulette with a full clip.
If amyoyre sucking a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole and he says he has no more in him... dont beleive him. Hes lying. He always has shit left for you to suck out
>Pic related
>>712918701
Don't get married before 35
>>712924343
>Hurr durr hai mom, I posted it again XD
>>712923267
there was no conversation. just her looking at me with a weird expression on her face. It was all, and i could tell sje knew what happened there
ever since I lube up my shemales before getting stuffed
Haven't really learned a whole lot
I guess that Thanksgiving food is the most overrated bullshit ever
I could name 100 other meals I'd rather have than turkey, stuffing, green beans, rolls and cranberry sauce...
>>712918701
Sex is nice, but overrated.
>>712922999
I have no money and I still get pussy now and then. If you get a girl to like you then you can eventually have her buy you shit. I have a girl right now who brings me food whenever I want. It's pretty nice.
Incest might seem like fun but if your cousin catches feelings, you're fucked.
>>712924766
>I have a girl right now who brings me food whenever I want.
Do you leave under a bridge?
>>712921423
>>712921423
you're still a faggy bitch.
>>712924853
No. I just don't have a car and not a lot of money so I tell her to bring me blueberry pie and she brings me pies. Sometimes pizzas. Stuff like that.
>>712924766
Then yours must be one in a million. You can't find shit like that in california where I am. California girls are the most shallow people in existance.
>>712918701
>hitler was right
>>712919039
>2016
>doesnt smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, mentally disabled or both?
>b-but youll die
And? Is life a contest on who lives the longest?
>youll get addicted!!!
No you won't if you're not underaged and can smoke in moderation
>i-it costs a lot!!!
Who's making you buy a pack a day, fucking bellend
>>712918701
don't get a job in something you're passionate about
you'll end up hating your passion
Dont eat a log of shit if youre uncertain if it came out of andy sixxs asshole
>>712925050
949 here what's yours?
>>712918701
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
>>712918701
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
>>712925050
If a girl is pretty and knows she's pretty, she'll never bring you food or go out of her way for you. Go for slightly insecure girls
>>712920907
Agreed on all accounts, wise man.
the next post will be dubs
>>712925164
What is your passion?
>>712925337
Out.
Every thing about heroin they said is true except that it's never as god as the first time you do it
>>712925137
The man speaks the truth. A death by cigarettes is not a nice one.
I bet youre a suburban burnout with no real potential and only smokes pot in their parents basement for a living. Why dont you get off your ass and do something with your life?
>>712923398
Ok, green tex time:
>be me
>be 38
>see attractive shemale on internet whoring site
>phone up and set appoinment for that day
>thisgonnabegood.jpg
>turn up at her place
>she is same hot as in the pictures
>win. exe
>she rams my ass
>I come not touching cock
>we kiss g'bye
>I go back to my parents place about 10 pm
>have a shower (suspicious af shower)
>leave a track of blood in the shape of my ass crack on the towel
>moms finds out
>Im officially a fag for my parents
>oh well.webm
>life goes on the same
Even if you want to change your life you cant. You are an observer, just clever enough to understand that in some sense your future is determined. Like sitting on a rollercoaster. Life wilk take you where it will, all you can do is watch.
>>712918701
People lie on the internet.
>>712925452
I thought that everybody says it's never as good as the first time?
Theres no better log than an andy sixx log
>>712918701
Never violate your own instinct.
>>712919908
cheese pizza?
>>712925266
i think most people are dumb and you consider the more intelligent "evil" because youre just a pawn in their games.
Highest Highs will always be followed by Lowest Lows.
Also
Every woman in the world is a prostitute, regardless of whether they want cash or a white picket fence.
Whens yo be suckin on de white boy cock, an yo stops ta axe hims when he gwine-a cums, dats whens he squirts yo rights in de eysballs wit de big load.
Dat be rassis, an yo makes him gib yo anotha fify cent.
>>712925512
I had this epitome while tripping on 800ug of lsd. Not sure if I believe that though. It was a crazy trip.
>>712925609
They say that but it's super good every time for the first few months then it drops deeper than the Mariana trench
They lied, it doesn't get better.
>>712922302
what the fuck is this shit
>>712925878
Some faggot trying to force a meme. Ignore him.
Not my particular life problem but: experiment with hallucinogens, pot and alcohol in your 20s, but under NO CIRCUMSTANCES do harder drugs like meth or opiates. Coke often also falls into the dangerous category for certain people.
Don't worry so much about losing your virginity. The more you obsess over pussy, the more elusive it will become. Just be chill and socialize normally with people, and eventually you will get laid.
Don't worry about pleasing everyone, it's not possible. Life's biggest winners have their fair share of enemies and haters.This is ok.
>>712925878
>>712925926
nah, its just andy sixx trying to be somebody
>>712925878
I have a feeling it's that annoying cunty youtuber "Onision"
He's sitting at the keyboard posting this stuff thinking "OH I'm so funny I'm trolling all these misogynist virgins"
When really nobody cares.
>>712922999
i'm a wizard who makes six figures
your theory is false
>>712918701
A ton of steel hanging from a crane is not very forgiving. Neither is a welding electrode when you're inside a confined space drenched in sweat.
>>712925970
What about adderall?
>>712918701
Do not put wrench in ass, goes too far up and you will be hurting for days
>>712923831
Fucking rofl.
>>712925512
eh very subjective
No one can really know if everything is predetermined or not. It's compelling to say that whatever happens ends up being your fate or destiny or what ever but that's only because after an action occurs and an outcome is decided it's too late to make any measure of that having been your predetermined action because it's been determined.
I like to think we have more control over our lives then we actually may, but that's only because either you think we have none or that we have all of it and it makes it (for me atleast) possible to achieve more in my life if I think things are in my own hands.
Interesting thing to think about though.
Never stick your hand in a conveyor belt.
>>712925480
you're 38 and still live at your parents' house?
or you were out visiting your parents and thought that was the perfect time to get buttfucked by a trap?
>>712918701
1) Most decisions we make in life won't matter in 5 years. We waste way too much time and energy worriying about stuff of little consequence
2) Very few people care about the truth. Most only care about whether or not it looks like they've done the right thing.
3) And most importantly: no matter what, don't kill yourself
Don't trust anyone especially a female - I got 2 baby mom's - I was played by both of them 1st baby mom cheated on me twice then LEFT me 2nd one went crazy after she got pregnant turned manic depressive and bi polar to a bad extreme pushed me really far away everything I did was never good enough live my life feeling I'm never good enough - trying to work it out with the 2nd one still but it's going down hill again probably will end up being single my whole life which I've become very content with - long story short your born alone into this world and you leave alone so it's better to live alone being introverted is a blessing and a curse and never let anyone tell you that you don't matter cause deep down you already know you don't so ditch your feelings and do what you want you only have 1 life bro
>>712925734
>Highest Highs will always be followed by Lowest Lows.
You should try psychedelics.
>>712919343
>making college into a glorified trade school
terrible
If she's letting you do something awesome to her, always get pictures. You might not get to do it to her agian.
>>712926569
I was visiting. I live by myself since I was 26
>>712920907
>Better yet, trust no one.
Wrong, trust only your dog.
dont use toilet paper twice.
>>712926581
I'm on board with all of this. To the point about caring about the truth, I would just recharacterize it as people don't have any intellectual curiosity. It's astonishing to me that I know people who thought The Martian was based on a true story, or that Trump's promises were sincere.
>>712921875
Borderline woman?
>>712926847
Lolol ok people think that shit was real? Its,science,fiction that could be real 50 years ftom,now
>>712926546
don't put your dick in one either
No matter how bad it gets, it can always be worse.
>>712926918
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder
Health is a gift and is more important than any gift you can ever recieve and the only person whi can give it is yourself.
Don't pick up snek by the tail
>>712926506
No it' precisely objective.
However I too have rejected this notion (lack of free will). As soon as it clicked I spent a week drinking. It fucked me up. Anyway it is what it is and to keep your sanity you should reject it like I have.
>>712926703
>oh boy, so true
Never trust a fart when you have diarrhea
>>712921875
crazy af, dat splitting and feelings of emptiness will never go away
fight for the things/people you love, no matter the cost.
>>712924493
Why?
>>712922398
Hey, Mr.Legalwhiz
If you tell your lawyers what to do as opposed to letting them do their fucking job and know exactly what you want, represent yourself and save yourself money and save your poor lawyer the frustration of having to deal with another retard who thinks his lawyer who he pays for has an interest in misrepresenting you or that somehow you know better then the person you hired for the specific thing you are implying you are better versed in.
Sincerely,
Someone with out autism.
>>712926224
skip it.
>>712918701
Social anxieties and phobias that stem from a lack of confidence or a self percieved identity of ones self can be remedied by simple action of the oposite. For instance, if I thought of myself as a outcast and a social ludite, I will most likely tend to act on these ideas by: not talking to people, not participating in a class lecture, and self isolation.
Now starting a class in college, no one really has a perceived idea about one another, it is only after experience after experience of not engaging the particular person with a social anxiety disorder does one come to a realization that this person is strange and an outcast and thus is unequivocally avoided.
Therefore, the solution is not necessarily to identify the root causes of social anxiety, but to actively participate against the tendencies for which the anxiety would inhibit. Such things like trying to answer a question in a lecture; even if the answer could possibly be wrong, or introducing yourself to people around you, even if you'd think they'd come to the conclusion you are strange and don't want to talk to you in the next class meeting. It's all inherently about initiating the action to produce the result.
And after a while of being social ones own subconscious will start to restructure ones own identity of self in the confines of social interaction to reflect confidence and expression, rather than doubt and isolation.
>>712918701
Dude weed XD
>>712928564
>tendencies for which the anxiety would inhibit
My apologies, I meant exhibit.
>>712928564
that sounds rough. did you get over it?
>>712928755
Not really, I keep coming to the conclusion but like I said, a lack of action produces no result, and thus no change.
>>712928714
out. now.
>>712928564
Shut the fuck up you freaking autismo who gives a rats ass just act normal one time Jesus Christ..
>>712922373
holy shit yes!!
>>712926974
Man, no joke. My ex's best friend thought it was fucking real. My ex isn't dumb, she's a professional musician and a goddamn lawyer, but somehow she makes friends with the stupidest goddamn people in the universe.
>>712918701
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Jews dominate every arena of public policy especially in the U.S. and Europe and we've sacrificed our autonomy for the interests of Israel
>>712924319
>clip
boomp
>>712918701
Take it easy.
>>712926224
do meth if you're trying to get high.
Not everyone who asks questions is prepared for the answer, no matter how much they insist they are.
>>712931167
Just looking for motivation to get school work done
>>712926369
it's serious shit, yo...
hope is a mistake. if you can't fix what's broken you'll go insane.
>>712931534
adderall isn't motivation in a pill. you'd be likely to end up spending hours doing something unproductive.
>>712920612
Pussy isn't worth a fucking penny.
If pussy is all that matters to you, then you are a pathetic nihilist fucktard.
>>712931757
Then I'm looking for something to give me energy to get my shit done
No matter how much you miss it, no matter how much regret you're filled with, and no matter what you might have done differently, you can never go back to the past and change things. You just have to accept things as they are and try to make the best of them. It hurts, but that's life.
>>712927716
>with out
>>712932430
proper sleep and nutrition.
>>712918701
The conviction rate for murder in even the best cases is about 1/5. Murderers have to be stupid, unlucky and poor to actually get caught.
Stop finding easier ways to do the work because you'll waste time doing that when the work could have been finished in that time instead.
>>712932647
Fucking nice
>>712918701
Don't fight a 7 foot man unless you got a clear shot to the nuts
>>712927605
bc you fucking kids don't know what you want, and will be divorced within 5 years
If the aunt you're living with is yelling and swearing at you, you should probably be more careful with your next set of words.
>>712918701
Quit being a beta fucktard. If you're trying this hard to impress the girl, you're trying to impress the wrong girl.
>>712932820
don't forget they also need to be a nigger
>>712918701
Never be yourself. Be the person that the people around you want you to be.
>>712918701
Incest only ever makes for a good fantasy, the last thing you want is to fuck a family member.
>>712926737
Crem de la crem. A dog will die for you while you run away from vampires
>>712925843
Are you and the old faggot in your pic both me?
>>712926588
You're trying to give ladies a bad name when maybe (just maybe) you should check twice if your bird is wrapped before tapping ez a.
And 2 baby moms? And you want to blame women?
>>712936322
can you give me more details? i have an unhealthy obsession right now and i know it's retarded and it probably won't work.
she can also totally tell that i want that ass and she's probably not down for it.
Make a code language if your doing high profile illegal shit
Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive under age.
If you live in a state with a zero tolerance policy on drinking and driving, all a cop has to do is say that you appeared intoxicated and BOOM you're going to some alcohol program minimum, if you don't go to jail.
>If you do, don't be surprised if you roll your car 1.5 miles from home.
>If you flee the scene, and there's a state trooper calling you back to the scene, chug water and piss the booze out for a good 30 mins, don't go right back
>always hire a winning lawyer
A night at a friend's dirty house is not worth a car, or 3.5k in lawyer's fees, or the shame and pain your folks will feel during the whole ideal.
Anybody want any more?
>>712938002
>I think Obama spent about $65,000 of the tax-payers money flying in pizza/dogs from Chicago for a private party at the White House not long ago
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