There is no reason you need to own a gun.
>>767280853
you're right, i simply need to borrow one in order to shoot you, i don't need to actually own it
good point, op, now hold still while i load this thing
I need a gun to show what an amazing hypocrite I am by deriding gun-free zones as a way for gun-owners like me (but like ME, of course) to easily kill children, and then completely pussy out by agreeing to a gun-free zone for Mike Pence to come talk to me.
>>767280853
you should buy a gun and kill yourself with it
What's an easy, painless way to commit suicide that I can achieve with basic home stuffs?
stop being a pussy and pick up a phone and call a therapist
>>767277518
I already go to a therapist. They don't help. They have a tendency to talk about the problems but never solve them.
There is much beauty in the world. Don’t leave it all undiscovered. The tears you cry are only a fraction of what you’d cry if you saw it all.
FB/IG Fap Thread
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609 842#2980&5609842
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http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609 838#2980&5609838
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Which one?
she was my teacher and usually hides those monster tits i remember the first time i saw them clearly during class i couldn't focus at all for the rest of the semester i could only think about banging her in the school desk watching her gigantic tits bounce
but oh well i had to set with masturbation thinking about that
>>767281807
Right
anyone have more of this girl?
bump
bump x2
/b/ump
Which would you say is harder, Super Mario Bros. 1 or the Legend of Zelda?
>>767272072
Bump my friend and I are arguing over tjis
>>767272072
Zelda, I had to learn to read in order to play it. Pissed me off at the time but knowing how to read when I was a toddler was actually pretty handy. Made my parents life hell though.
Of course Zelda. SMB1 has only two forms of mobility (running and jumping), three kinds of power-ups, and strict linear level design (your main quest is to move right while not colliding with any enemy and not falling off the level).
Wife’s in sexy lingerie.. pic is my actual wife
9 outta 10 will nut to
>>767277511
Nice, let's see more of her
>>767277646
To men 6 foot or taller, could you date a girl that's taller than you even when she's barefoot?
>>767275618
Holy fuck, that's scaring!
Non. Never.
Yes i would she could have amazing footjobs, toes in the anus, her grappling skills during intercourse & play fighting, & she could prop you on her shoulders if you're at a concert & can't see the artists
celeb thread for cool kids
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9aDc iTlCxs
Best bread!
ITT we conjure a LIKELY number of cocks the slut posted has taken. More points if you specify where (mouth, pussy, ass) and how (bareback, facial, handjob, creampie) the cocks were taken
>>767273277
10
2 for ass
1 facial
7 creampies
>>767273277
32 mouth, swallowed every load
>>767273443
16
8 mouth
5 ass
3 pussy
>be me
>make a machine that can take me to alternate universes
>decide to go to an alternate universe where the axis won world war 2
>i go in expecting a horrible dystopia
>everyone is blonde haired blue eyed white and speak German that is not a surprise
>everyone is polite
>there is no crime
>technology is far more advanced
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one of us one of us one of us
>>767276051
>You then turn on the Hologram machine
>See him in his glory the great leader
>Pewdiepie
>In all his wisdom he's the one who brought you to this utopia
>Choosing your likeness to breed women and bring new life into the world.
> OP, are you blonde haired and blue eyed like me??, he says
>>767276051
>could of
You can't even make words work properly, how you gonna say you made an alternate reality machine thingy