Are you mature enough to handle this? Well?
>>767371093
drh
andy sixx log of shit? I will try at least..
golden shit log nugget
Will I get into u of m for the winter semester?
>>767373563
rerolling
>>767373563
will republicans win in November?
>>767373738
what about democrats?
Celeb Thread
No Autism Allowed Edition
>>767372984
highly doubt a title will do anything, but i suppose the thought counts for something :d
So with Craigslist gone, now where do we go to find and hook up for blowjobs and shit?
I know I can go to adult book stores/video booths and shit, but I want to find someone who will blow me on a regular basis. I had a guy that blew me once or twice a week for the last 10 years but he just moved too far away to see regularly.
I found him on craigslist, now its gone.
gaaaaaaaaaay
>>767370958
Obviously.
But I am only looking to get blown, I don't suck dick, I don't fuck guys or get fucked by them. I am not sexually attracted to guys in ANY way, but guys suck better dick than women. That's just a fact.
Go find a woman that gives WORLD CLASS head, (first you will need to get head from a guy to know what that is) that will blow you, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, multiple times a week, every week, for years, never wanting anything from you but a load of cum.
Go ahead, go find that.
>>767371075
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
so /b/....I have a story I need to share. Need to get it off my chest, cause I have told no one. But also interested in your perspective on this. Humor me....
>be me, late 30s dude, married, 2 kids
>my wife is 7/10 qt, extremely loyal
>our marriage is stable and happy as much as can be expected, recently going best its been since being newlyweds
>go on long weekend trip to visit college bros, every substance I could possibly want is available - perfect get away from family life
>let-the-debauchery-begin.jpeg
>Its mostly dudes, but my college roommates brother has brought his stupidly hot, Columbian wife along and there are 2 other wives in the mix
>Columbain girl is tiny, tight, doe-eyed and quite pale for a Colombian, with a sexy accent and fiery spirit. 9.5/10 (pic related - it kind of looks like her, but she is paler)
>Saturday is gorgeous, all day around pool and hot tub
>All of us dudes creeping on friend's brother's hot wife as she suns herself and frolics around pool provocatively
>cant tell if she's doing this on purpose or if she just cant help being this sexy
>Day wears on - by early evening, we're all hammered, tripping, rolling, an extremely pleasant cocktail
>Great times had by all, music and jokes and mindblowing conversations about just about everything.
>Am totally drawn to friends brothers girl - she is just so smoking hot but also incredibly interesting. Talking her up all night
>as folks start retiring for the night, me and her continue to talk, getting closer, more intimate
>finally, its me her and her husband, who is a friend from over the years hanging out with my college buddy, but not especially close. I like the guy, but we dont have much history
>And then husband passes out, on my bed no less
>Just me and smoking hot Columbian girl, smoking cigs now, continuing down deep conversations, getting closer and closer and more intimate
>She tells me crazy stories about her horrible upbringing in Columbia. Crazy shit, drugs and prostitution and abuse at a very young age.
>We're practically crying it out together, I give her a very paternal "I'm so sorry you had to live through all of that. I had such a great ideal childhood compared to you"
>At this point, we have this amazing connection - we've both opened up about secrets from our past and there's an obvious physical spark
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>>767374369
You’re right to have not fucked her. There’s a special place in hell for people who fuck their friends’ significant other.
Girl wants to cheat on her boyfriend with you? Fine. But in my opinion, you draw the line if you’ve met the dude in person. That’s my rule.
Don’t tell your wife. The brownie points thing never works, and usually backfires. Plus she might get nervous at the idea of you going on trips like this in the future.
Do tell your friend. In my opinion, being a decent...
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>>767374369
one detail I forgot to mention is that she tells me that I'm the only dude thats ever said no to her. Made me feel rather cuckish, but also rather responsible.
Got busted at school for a dab pen. Suspended 10 days and misdemeanor on my record. Also spent all my money on it. Dad hasn't found out yet but when he does I'm fucked. Wat do?
>>767373552
own up you little bitch
not much you can do
>go home
>delete answering machine
>forge signatures
>screen mail
not much, man
>>767373552
Sage
>>767373552
NOT BEE a high schooler prick and and probably just feas up you fag
Need 50$ for the rest of my rent, What can i do for /b/?
Paypal: [email protected]
sell the bananas
>>767370647
if you can get a 2 liter coke bottle in your ass, I'll give you $50
>>767370789
hell, i’ll give you another $50 if you pour it into your ass. no fakies
>>767372175
It makes muslim babies
>>767372175
Nothing.
Your camera however...
>>767372175
biggest problem is it's a muslim who is alive
The fact that it’s on a muslim
/wheyfu/
>>767373775
pics you should share
girls you want more of, pic related