You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.
FAGGOT DO NOT POST DICK PICS ON /B/
>>767467449
because were married
>>767467449
I'm strictly dickly
Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
don't lol
>>767463429
there
>Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
GOLLY
I HAVE NEVER, EVER SEEN THIS QUESTION ASKED ON /B/ BEFORE NOW
>tfw you relapse on heroin after 80 days clean.
What do I do now? I made it through all the horrible withdrawal symptoms and stayed strong through the worst cravings early on but these past couple of weeks have been really tough cravings-wise. I finally caved tonight after having arguments with myself for 2 weeks over whether to buy it or not. It's like there's 2 people in my mind, one that wants to be clean and the other that wants nothing more than to see the other fail. I probably sound like an idiot but I'm just pretty high.
Don’t worry the shock of relapse to your body will surely kill you with the amount you thought was safe
>>767462963
Heroin is bad for you fren. Didnt you ever learn to just say no
>>767462963
Don’t succumb to the demon. Choose your own fate.
Love to see guys post save and expose my girlfriend.
If you posted or saw her elsewhere share links.
If you have her pics saved post them here.
I know I'm a cuck. This makes my cock so hard. I love it.
>>767464649
nice tits would gladly cum on after fucking her ass
>>767464714
mmm. she prefers cum in her pussy to anal.
>>767464769
in that case i'd go again and fill up her cunt
bet she likes it rough
wwyd to her?
>>767463665
Let me think......how about RAPE
>>767463665
Tongue fuck her
take her out to a nice dinner and have a pleasant conversation
I pity these people.
They sit 8 hours a day on their fucking chairs at home, playing videogames and getting money from losers whose only validation in life is to hear their names to be read or sometimes even just showed on screen by some random stranger they never met, never will and never talk to. It's astonishing how this can work for so long, but apparently it can. The demand of autists is huge, but I just wonder how the retarded streamers sleep at night.
Their careers are over. They will never be hired by anyone because they will always have this awkward
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Wordy fuck, aren't you? What are you talking about? Make it CONCISE.
>>767466883
TL;DR Videogame streamers are the subhuman filth of the world and more pathetic than pornstars.
>>767466848
Oho. Someone got his youtube stream canceled. Grow some balls and shot the place up like that trap girl.
>brags about crying and being salty on YouTube
>crys and is salty on 4chan
God I love MDMA
>>767465704
Crazed slut alert.
>>767465704
More of her? More rolling rave girls?
What would you do to her?
You're not going to post all 327 photos of this hideous little monkey cunt again, are you?
>>767465128
Whatever the fuck she wants. Post more pls.
>>767465244
You've been counting?
Give me one real reason to vote Republican other than racism
Pay less taxes if you are a cooperation. Just incorporate your life and take advantage. Pretty sweet up here.
>>767465545
well if your into dead soldiers republicans are all about sending those dumb fucks to die, so i guess that?
>>767465545
If I knew you in real life I would probably kick the fuck out of you. No offense but that's just what guys like me do to wimpy little babby men like you. Its the natural order of things
A gorilla roars
A dog barks
and buddy I hurt people
What crimes has /b/ commited? Doesn't matter if got caught or not.
Law breaking stories go
>>767462640
No laws broken here, officer.
I jaywalked once.
stole 300 dollars from an old woman with alzheimers
to this day her son thinks she just lost it