If /b/ can successfully count to 7 in consecutive posts, I will actually become the literal omnipotent god of our universe. When this happens, I will make whoever gets trips in the thread’s words into universal law.
Count if you dare.
3
Post your Argentinian Girls! Amateur is a Bonus!
>>767517949
Yeahh Ex Gfs!??
>>767518026
Where is it?
Indiana wins 765
>>767511449
Where’s this from let’s talk about it ?
765 hoe now lives in noblesville
am I small? will I never be able to please a proper women? I'm 19 btw
Wow.. you even have to shove it into your skin to get that much.
>>767515851
>3.5 inches
yikes dude. small as fuck.
>>767515956
Standard measurements is from the pelvic bone
Story time bois, need /b help (reposted cuz original got archived)
>be me
>18 years old
>have best friend for 8 years let’s call him peter
>really close with him
>always hangout, we’re like brothers
>he has a sister let’s call her Phoebe
>5 years older than us
>smokeshow.jpg
>always
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>>767510777
this will be one of the biggest regrets of your life OP.
>>767510777
So fuck her.
/thread.
>>767511106
agreed.
learn from this lesson OP
>Wake up early its 4pm
>Dont smell tendies in the air.
>I waddle to my door around the piss bottles.
>Start slamming my head into the wall and screaming TENDIES TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>Slut bitch Mommy slowly opens the door to my lair
>With tears in her eyes she slides in my tendies and juice-box.
>I tell her iCarly is on later so she better prepare the highest
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What the fuck did I just read? Do you fap to this and what us icarly
Another chapter in the Neet Chronicles, if you would be so kind, OP.
>enjoying some pizza rolls while masturbating to iCarly
>bitch mom knocks and tells me to clean my room and get rid of my shit jug
>start faking pain "Oww! I gots me a booboo!" While sneaking up behind the door
> when she comes in I knock her purse out of her hands and take a big fat shit in it
>"Now take me to Wendy's to get some tendies or I'll fucking kill myself."
>...
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Texas Fb/ig/wins thread
https://temporarily.exposed/image/10ec0168-2f7
Let’s play
Roll
rolling
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Is anyone here old enough to remember 9/11? Was it as funny as it seems?
>>767513843
I liked the part where I was like "gimme a blueberry slurpee" and Sanjay was all like "it's 35 cents cheaper if you also buy the nachos"
>>767513843
Underage b&
>>767513843
lost
What was this guy's catchphrase again?
>>767517130
“woogie boogie nigger!”
>>767517130
"I'm on a show that only retarded faggots like."
wubaluba-something idunno