Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 150 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now. First person to get quads gets $50,000
Quads
shitposting at its finest
Quads me baybe
She randomly sent this. What do?
>>691326430
u got cucked m8
make it viral
Post on her wall
Found these cats in my back yard. They keep meowing.....What do?
I already have a German Shepard.....
>>691316161
Space program
>>691316161
make a smoothie out of them
Feed them
No secrets thread? Secrets thread. Get it off your chest, or just brag about it. Whatever.
I'll start. Blackmailed a coworker's wife for pictures. Since then, pictures that she never took for me show up on 4chan often.
To the anon who guessed her name correctly the other day. You said you've slept with her. Give proof.
>>691317483
I work in HR for a prestigious department store. My job entails the hiring of new sales associates. In the past 6 months I have thrown away applications from anyone who isn't white. Last week my boss told me sales are up and everyone seems happy. I have no regrets.
>>691317805
that's fucking great, good job anon you deserve a raise!
>>691317483
My wife's sister has cleaned my cock with her mouth right after I fucked my wife.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>691320234
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
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NUKE THE MUDSLIMES
Miho calimed
Hitler Simulator:
If the last digit of your no. is 2, 4, 5, or 8, you are a gassed Jew.
If the last digit is 3 or 6, you are a Jew in Auschwitz.
If the last digit is a 9, you are a SS.
If the last digit is 1, you are a Gestapo.
If the last digit is 0, you are escaped Jew.
If the last two digits are 00 you are Hitler.
>>691322882
HEIL HITLER
>>691323094
There has been made a mistake.
>>691323146
Next time I will escape Auschwitz
How about a YLYL that isn't complete shit for once?
Drawthread.
How the fuck did that happen so soon edition
>>691304128
Because faggots like you
>second
drawfag here. taking requests.
How much regret do you have /b/?
None, voted to be in the common market originally, not for the pathetic set of stupid rules set by foreign unelected numbskulls it became. Better off out.
>>691317734
>>691318135
None, thank you brother Farage
With no more EU meddling and Allah's true guidance, we shall achieve the aim of Shari'a Law
>Allah, ackbar, may the caliphate last for 1000 years
Just waiting for Scotland to become independent.
New r34 thread! Hooray!
Oh boy here we go
>>691302597
>>691302972
Hello, friend