You have the power to permanently alter the minds and/or bodies of every female on the planet any way you like.
How do you abuse this power?
All women suddenly start to explosively lactate. Every woman is now human dairy stock.
Hört ihr immer wieder die gleichen Lieder an, oft 2-3 die ihr duzende Male wiederholt?
Habt ihr irgendwelche Krankheiten?
Was war die gefährlichste Situation in die ihr geraten seid?
nicht jeder löris ist riesig.
auch: das stretchen macht wohl spaß. das pimpern dann auch.
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Is anyone still proud to be an american? Its getting harder and harder everyday but I still believe the USA is still the best country to live in. Anyone agree?
Look at it this way.
If the country was truly retarded and useless, and completely shitty, then no one would talk about it. Have you ever heard of the nation of Nauru? Of course not, because it's fucking nothing.
If you want to feel proud, look up our export data on grains. Our grain belt feeds the fucking planet. The billions of indians and chinese survive on grain that we grow right here, and export like all get-out.
If that isn't enough look up trash dump and pollution in china and india. Our country fucking recycle.
Yet foreign nationals blame the US for consuming the world's resources (we don't) and pollution (not us). We care about money so much we can't afford not to recycle; it affects the bottom line. Even walmart is going green. It's profitable.
We are also the only country that designed clean coal scrubbers (Babcock Borsig Power, Worcester MA baby! WARTOWN!).
I tell you, if the country was so shitty then why is there so much migration demand? Hmm? Facts don't lie.
Every other country is completely corrupt from top to fucking bottom and yet the whole planet pretends their country is perfect and the US is backwards. Frankly, the United States is the only nation in the last 3000 years to be founded on Individualist values of liberty.
We don't have to travel either. Why the fuck would I want to visit other countries? We have niagra falls, the grand canyon et cetera. Our country is fucking huge. It's half a continent, nearly.
You could vacation in our national parks and reserves for your entire life and never visit the same one twice. The sheer acreage of our protected lands is 307,247,252 acres. That's over three hundred million acres of forest. A third the size of the brazilian rainforest. It's all protected and yours to explore and hike in. We aren't wrecking the planet we are preserving it, and going hiking while jamming to metallica on our cellphones. It's amazing here, even when it's terrible.
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Have you ever fucked someone in the ass who had a bigger dick than you? How did it feel?
I'm asking because I've had the hots for this really adorable twink/femboy and he finally agreed to suck my dick. I'm 30 and he's 20. We flirted and such and I casually once asked him if he'd blow me. He agreed to do it in the gas station bathroom where we both work. While he was sucking me off, he was playing with himself and I noticed that his dick is a couple of inches bigger than mine... Felt strange feelings. He's supposed to come...
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You are a fucking faggot, you'll fuck a man with bigger cock than yours
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What is b drinking today? Happy saint Patricks Day cunts
If you're not drinking whiskey today then what the Fuck are u doing
YGYL - You Grove You Lose
Hey /b/ just bought a property out in southern California, I went to check it out and in the garage was pre 2000 Thunderbird, decent shape covered in dust. I'm still getting the pics together but I have this, what do you think it could be worth? Or is it worth fixing up and driving for myself. Not very experienced in cars tho, never even heard of a thunderbird. Thoughts?