ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons try to figure out the game. i'll start.
>wake up after the apocalypse
>save earth with a demolition tool and a blasian
>>767783421
HL2
>trying to wake up grill
>ride a horse
>fight old rocks
>>767783859
Shadow of the Colossus
Long story short, I met a coworker who’s into me and I’m into her, but how do I cheat on my current girlfriend without seeming like a asshole
>>767781813
Make excuses. Blame everybody else
NEVER under any circumstances date or fuck a coworker as it always leads to problems. Stay away, anon. As soon as that bitch decides she isn't into you anymore, she'll squeal to HR and it'll make working there forever awkward or get you fired. And how about staying faithful to the current girlfriend, eh? Getting cheated on is a horrible feeling.
But what the fuck do I know? I'm just another opinionated 4fag.
>>767782501
>4fag
jesus that made me cringe
My gf has frog tits. It's fucking gross. I'm done I think. Wat do..?
>>767784746
she has green tits? thats kinda cool are they tats?
>>767784746
you be grateful you have a gf in the first place, cucks like myself can only wish
What the actual hell are frog tits?
What happenned to her? How do you go from that to that? Drugs dont explain it
Drugs explain it.
>>767779981
needed a good wheat crop.
She got fake tits around the peak of her fame....she was hotter before she had them.
Anyhow, after her partying and lack of work piled up, that changed her body chemistry and it made her sag and wrinkle.
Tl;dr: Drugs
god dam i want a big mac but im fat, wat du b?
>>767777503
It's called making yourself throw up
>>767777503
Or killing yourself
>>767777503
or both
Is my penis too small?
Insecure as fuck. Can't tell if too small
Thanks
if you know how to fuck then penis size really doesnt matter. but your attitude is probably a turn off.
Another one
Have you ever been in a fight to defend a weaker person? (girl, weaker friend etc)
Did you hesitate? Did you try defusing the situation beforehand?
Anon with zero fighting experience here and I have no idea how I would react if someone started messing with a girlfriend in front of me.
>>767779507
I once tried to prevent a fight breaking out between a few white girls and a few black girls at a bar
one of the negresses sucker punched me from behind and I said fuck it. Nothing actually broke out anyway.
Lesson: niggers gonna nig
>>767779507
>Anon with zero fighting experience here
Strike first, hard, and don't stop. headbutt across the nose will make most people cover up.
/not a badass, just like soccer.
>>767779714
at what level do you play soccer? do fights break out frequently?
/b/ is dead.
no u
>>767781896
>/b/ is dead.
Long live th /b/
Sup /b/, I'm at Burger King rn
What do you guys want?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Hmmmmmmm......
Uhhhh......... one sec.....
Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...
Salad
>>767780331
Where the fuck is the texas whopper? Kill yourself.
hey guys lurker here, what does checking a post mean? Like check'd I don't understand despite being here for about a year.
inb4 "Lurk more newfag"
>>767779922
nice dubs. checked.
goddamn it
>>767779922
check'd
also, lurk moar, newfag