>me in college a few years ago
>start dating real qt
>first time going to a party to meet all her friends
>they all call me “MP” for some reason(not my name)
>ask gf about it, she says they always give their guys nicknames and mine stands for “Mr Perfect”
>feeling pretty good
>next morning I go to check the time on her phone and see message from
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No mate
Atleast it didn't mean Mr Pedo, because you make her feel like a pedophile when she had to suck your prepubescent nub.
Post pic erection
OP here with 4chan roll sandwich, what you all were waiting for!!!
Fuck me
grass
bump
>>694376988
Dubs right away...
Toenails
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>694381373
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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Claimed.
>>694388451
Thanks.
ITT: We post our faces and make assumptions about others from their pics.
You're a liar.
>>694379344
Meth IS a hell of a drug...
>>694379344
I assume there, somewhere on this body, is a penis attached
Alright you shits
Dubs choose what I say next to gf
>>694388272
>>694388327
Jesus fuck m8
I like snake venom injected into my eyeballs before I let it bit my real balls.
valet thread
mew
SNUGGLES!
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
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Nuke the World Thread - Freedom Edition - Part 3
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The rules here are simple:
Roll with a US state name
>dubs nuke the state
>trips revive a nuked state
>quads permanently destroy the state (cannot revive)
>quints destroy the whole country
Last state standing wins. Get rolling
>>694388593
KILL KS
Revive WA, obliterate Florida forever
I got dubs on ND Op pls
New computer. Trying to build up my reactions, any would be appreciated. Will post mine.
YLYL
https://youtu.be/c9N6UGTsf3E
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