/b/ I'm so fucking scared right now, I shit you not, this just happened to me and I can't fucking sleep
>be me
>27yo male
>Be sleeping in what used to be my grandma's house (it's been years since she passed away) >be homesitting for almost a year now
>have a home phone but never use it, no one calls and I use my cellphone only
>Phone rings in the middle of the night
>Wake
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>**burn the house down**
ya ur def gonna get murdered in ur sleep tonite /b/ro
god speed
>>695011495
NO NO NO STOP STOP!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Blonde hair and blue eyes are so fucking bland, sure they're cute but to say they're the hottest is too much.
>dark brown hair and dark/light eyes are masterrace
>>694985333
I hope her eyes find each other one day
>>694985727
They're right next to each other.
>>694985727
oh shit, that would be so trippy.
What weapons do you guys have for home defense?
Pic related
My collection
Missing a few guns I've picked up in the last year or so
my cok
>>695005016
So um...can you explain the 2nd to the bottom one? Home made?
For when the niggers get uppity
Parents of /b/:
Post your kids and we judge the shit out of you as a parent.
Mods may as well delete this thread now.
This is not going to end well...
>>694987420
8/10 because shes at a nail salon
>>694987576
Agreed
s/fur
>>695014888
>I wish they were heart attacks.
>And that I'd get a 5-minute head-start warning before the one that kills me comes up so I can destroy all my data.
how do i unsubscribe from this blog
Reposting for the final time, just for keks.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10766420
http://www.strawpoll.me/10766361
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HAPPENING IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS
Can't wait until the end of the world
>>694990752
Please not before Kingdom Hearts Three
>>694990480
not true
That image just screams "run for the hills" to me. I am /not/ getting laid and I still pump the breaks at shit like this.
Dubs for info
>>695010362
Mother/Son Thread?
bump
bump pls
Amateur Asian Fap/Fb Thread
>>694994181
if you post my gf i will drop OC nudes
>>694994647
whos your gf
>>694995761
an asian slut with big tits. if you post her i will give OC