Moving to florida soon from denmark..
my wife is an american and i'm getting a greencard.
what should i expect?
Avoid ice trucks.
Avoid overly nice Hispanic prosecutors.
Avoid Dexter Morgan.
just dont come here florida is a shit hole
>>695557546
Careful that you don't accidentally vote for a Republican. You'll lose all respect from smart people.
Pics you promised not to share
>>695574694
Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the tattoo trend working at gas stations and emptying garbage cans in office buildings. Idiots.
By then, age and gravity will have caught up with them and the chick with the chest piece will be looking run down and used up while she rings up your order at Arby's. Such a free spirit in her 20's, now she has a raspy voice from smoking/drinking for decades and her bleach blonde hair is frayed and the root color is coming through at the scalp. Her skin is saggy and leathery and her ear
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>>695564927
did you get cheated on anon
>>695565051
No, just think tattoos are stupid and I'm reposting this from another OP from yesterday
sounds like everyone in my town. tatooed chicks are hot. also theres nothin wrong with havin a beard. ops a fag
webm thread, no gore allowed
I'll dump a few
your last 2 digits are the age of your next sex partner
better than tinder, plenty of horny busty girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirls.html
18 get
Roll
You are going to be beheaded
Single : You die
Dubs : You survive
Triple : The goat fucker die
>>695559784
trips inc
roll
>>695559889
Haha, your script is a failure.
we need a Fluffy abuse thread now!
Bump
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695564995
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOY!
>claiming yume
Show me your waifus legs
Shota thread go
>>695564762
Hey op or anyone know any really good shota anime? I know of supoer lover any others?
Post your personal 10/10.
GO!!!
>>695566883
>inb4 290 supremely lonely teenagers posting facebook photos of girls who don't notice or care that they exist
>>695566883
1 more!!