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>>767895063
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No 541? Fuck you OP!
>>767896119
541 is also allowed! i was just listing the 2 main oregon codes:)
Do you know what she spied with her little eye?
>>767890954
roll
>>767890954
roll evens faps odds sleeps
The dumbest people we know, greentext edition
I'll start
some obese girl claiming her ex is hacking her phone
>Her: I need help, my ex is hacking my phone and reading my messages
>Me: That seems highly unlikely, unless he has your password
>Her: No hes an expert hacker, he showed me his VC hacking program before to control peoples computers
>Me: You mean VNC?
>Her: Yeah thats it, he can control peoples
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>be me
>driving my car in winter
>picking up my gf after work
>empty parking lot, it's go time
>spin around the lot, then park and wait for gf
>some dumb kid in a civic wants to show off
>he floors it, spins the car and curbs it, breaking his rear driver side wheel clean off
>gf comes to the car
>"wanna...
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>get hired at a new company
>first day orientation
>the secretary is shooting her mouth off about some facebook chain letter
>apparently facebook is about to start charging money, so everyone has to share a certain post or they will be charged
>she goes from person to person telling people like its the most important thing
>I chuckle with my new boss how fucking stupid she is
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>>767891010
lol that's pretty funny
In order to save the Krytonian race why they don't have kids?
>>767892228
Them two banging would make the show watchable.
>>767892228
Because cousins.
Also there is a fuckload of other Kryptonians all over the fucking place.
>>767892228
Share a conspiracy theory, or secret about reality that most people haven't already heard of.
inb4 D-Wave Quantum Computers are a portal to the Synthetic AI Hell Realm
>>767890039
trump is the anti-christ , Armageddon soon
>>767890342
don't they say that about every new president/pope?
who else wants to fuck this hunk?
>>767890525
nigga, that's fucking gay
ugly as fuck
>>767890579
but I'm bi
"BLACK LIVES MATTER".
Why do these three simple words offend white people so much? It stings them. Whites can't bring themselves to even say the words (unless they're disparaging it or scoffing at it). Why is that? Their inability to speak the words speaks volumes of their diseased hearts and minds. In their hearts it is untrue. Black lives don't matter to them.
This is exactly why we need BLACK LIVES MATTER.
Because they don't fucking matter to white people. We're just a bunch of fucking niggers.
Like seriously
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>>767890198
>Chinese niggers
They are called chiggers.
Indian niggers? Higgers?
>>767890198
black lives don't matter tho
Another Cali thread /b/ros!!
Looking for 909 skanks
916
>>767892060
i know a girl from 909 that used to be a prostitute but managed to get out of it and has a nice family now. Id feel bad about ruining it for her but I keep hoping she'll pop up in these threads
>>767892312
Sounds interesting. Can you drop a first name.
new fb/insta thread
>>767891700
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>>767891878
Wow, I forgot to post the image.
I want to punch whoever voted for this sexist nazi in the mouth.
You might want to know what nazism is before you embarrass yourself further
>>767894558
You aren't gonna do shit. Back to bed, you have school soon you little edgelord.
>>767894558
Go to bed kid.