SUP /b/ im trying to become a dj what should be my name
This is the aftermath of my neck surgery.
She ruined my life. 4chan /b/ I know i can trust you
>lying in bed
>start touching vagina
>bring fingers up to face
>discharge on fingers
>it's like a firm gel
So, /b/, what are you doing with your day?
The only woman I want is married.
We've liked each other for a while. He's been treating for bad for months. She's been really loyal to him. Even though she likes me she wouldn't talk to me. Until recently. She told me she wished she hadn't married him. She told him she didn't love him and she hoped one day we would be together.
The cynic realist in me tells me that I'm a moron. That I'm just some emotional side piece and she is just using me to talk to and when he does something nice for her she will forget I exist....
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If she really and truly said that to you, it could be a cry for help. She might, in effect, be asking you to give her the strength to leave him for you.
However, you might be right. She might just be manipulating you. God knows a lot of women love doing that too.
Does he abuse her? Do they have children?
>Does he abuse her?
He just tells her she's stupid. That her feelings are wrong and don't matter. Doesn't spend any time with her. Never wants to do anything. They argue about everything. They live with roommates and he doesn't want to get their own place. He's a fat lazy slacker. He has a job, but that's about it.
Do they have children?
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed
She looks like she has big tits do she's used to male attention, she's got dyed hair so she has daddy issues and she's fat so she has low self esteem, sounds like she'd be an amazing fuck.
r8 me /b/
What do you think of my pussycat?
>>ITT rate my cat
ask a guy who has killed, roasted and eaten four domestic cats in the last six months anything
Pick a random number (evenly distributed) between 0 and 1. Continue picking
random numbers as long as they keep decreasing; stop picking when you obtain a
number that is greater than the previous one you picked. What is the expected
number of numbers you pick?
So I don't understand why people still argue about this, diamond is absolutely the hardest metal on earth, and in the solar system. It's even found in the center of the sun, if it isn't the hardest metal in the solar system, explain that.
It could never be the strongest metal because it's made of carbon.
Fragrance thread. How does /b/ smell
>Pic is what I'm currently using as signature
I'm allergic as shit to fragrance, so when some perfume reeking faggot gets near me I GTFO.
Waifu claiming thread.
>filling up way too fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>im not a tea addict
>coffee is fine too i guess
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara is back
Well, it was fun shitposting with you all, but I need to get head to bed.
Sleep well everyone, see you around!
i found this on my boyfriends phone i know one of you assholes sent it to him
FB fap, again and again