Kill, Marry, Fuck
g/fur and such
Girls you regret fucking.
>Fact: Women are oppressed by other genders
>Fact: Women will be equal to men when we oppress them as much as they oppress us
>Fact: You're uncomfortable with this because you've been deluded by The Patriarchy
>Fact: Chimpanzees are born with all of the knowledge in the cosmos in encrypted form
>Fact: The newly dead will be reborn as chimpanzees
>Fact: We must continue to have faith in the old gods
You have 30 seconds to post a girls sexier than this
Protip: You can't
So I just came across my housemate's vibrator.. Pic very related.
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damn, just as I was about to go back to studying...
>there are people on /b/ right now with disgusting, slimy skin flaps over their dicks
What pornstar makes you blow the most loads?
any celebs browsing 4chan?
Not a celeb, but was an extra on 2.5 Men. Sheen was indeed living the life. Got to be a hanger on for a while - even the ugliest women were stunning for a guy like me. Scored on Judy Greer's best friend! Turned out most these people are all fairly ugly on the inside. Rotten might be a better word.
I still make it to second tier parties in the hills, but you gotta bring your own drugs to these kind of shindigs.
Waifu claiming thread - Chara in da house edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Insult other waifus
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>No Role Play (maybe some)
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Should I ask a $200 per month raise?
Trips shall be crowned the dankest meme of all time.
Post girls you know and anon says how they'd fuck them. Reply for reply.
Take her and slowly unzip that dress kissing her. Now snap off her panties and bra and spank her tits a few times while i slide my dick in her mouth.
Push her down spread her legs wide and fuck her hard. Cumming inside her.
Strip her naked before getting behind her. I would fuck her in the ass while fingering her pussy. Using my other hand to pull her hair, grab her tits and choke her. Cum deep inside.
Rip a hole on her dress and ass fuck her at a party, leaving it on. When I am done make her walk around with a cum gaping hole in the back of her dress.
Deep brutal throat fuck followed by a tit fuck and shoot all over her perky little tits then make her clean it all up
Hey you. Yeah, you. I'm looking for someone. That's right, I'm looking for Spider-Man. I got a bone to pick with that asshole. He stole my loli. Nobody steals my loli.