You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't drive stick
I'm not a fucking European
>>699226222
because my car is broke
and i have to use my step-dad's
and he's a fat fuck with bad knees
so it's an auto
>>699226222
My dad gave me his old car and it is automatic. If I got my own I would get a standard. Fucking love clutch dumping.
Fluffy thread. Dump yer shit!
that little nigga takin hits and shit better eat most if that fucking bread
DUBS DECIDE --- NEW THREAD
We wanna spit roast you, I get mouth and Jeremy gets ass/puss. We're both at my place now getting ready. Come over as soon as you can
So you are down to do it?
>>699230706
why did you do 9/11?
you know what to do
>>699224935
but what if I roll something that's censored? I cannot even get erect if it's censored, that's worse than gore for me.
>>699225051
This guy has a legitimate question, I don't think I could get off to censored porn either.
Rolling
bikinis
a/fur : fuckit, dicks tits puss and ass edition.
fuckit indeed
>be me
>be gay
>bored at sisters house
>she's super high but I refuse to smoke cause' I'm a fucking pussy
>have funny idea
>turn to sister
>"hey dress me up like girl."
>she is really into lolita so I'm in for a -treat-
>spend like half an hour doing everything up
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>>699209672
You're fucking cute
>>699209672
Reminds me of this.
>>/lgbt/
>12:02 and no caturday thread
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING EMERGENCY! GET IN HERE AND POST PICTURES OF CATS RIGHT FUCKING NOW BEFORE I DO SOMETHING STUPID.
>>699219127
Thats not nice!
>>699219298
Why not? When is the last time a nigger did anything nice for you?
>>699219459
Well, he fucked my wife last time I was tire...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
>>699219127
I don't hate them, but i hope they all die
Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're
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>>699227775
Your getting there
But there is not enough boat
>>699227346
Kinda, but it was fun. Woke up sweating, went over to my dads friends, he forgot the light fixtures again, then I went over to my friends and we played Cards Against Humanity until I had to leave to get ready for work.