loli bread is delicious cake
>>699492722
Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
and
>>699493680
i dont really want to make anything hot
>>699493714
claim
You know what to do
Ok
Let's go
Allright there's an idea
post your depressing lonely single guy meals
>>699486523
Pork?
>>699486523
Why isn't there at least salt and pepper on either of your vegetables? Jesus, that's basic.
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
>>699482378
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
Lol y not
>>699482378
Roll
Things you had to learn the hard way about sex.
Also dick rate thread
Fag
>gay fag
Things I learned
>dicks really don't taste like anything to me
>you make a shit ton of more sounds than on porn
>I'm really good at sucking your dick
Bi
Dudes are more fun. More decisive
Girls are open minded
Generally bad smells all around
Can't expect to fuck assholes and not get shit on dick
Sex on hard surfaces just isnt as enjoyable for either party
Bad things will happen
Slammin heads together or a bent dick
S/fur thread with floofs, sneks, sharks and dergs, but most of all, STRONK!
Bump
Splendid
Faces of /b/
rate too
This is what /soc/ was made for you underage faggot GTFO.
inb4 aryan/10
>>699487098
Let the shitposting begin.
Trap / Sissy Thread
bump
>>699480358
who's that? more of this?
really into traps with tiny dicks
Hi boys
In this thread, you will do your best to survive the zombie apocalypse.
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You slowly open your eyes to the sound of music. It's your alarm. Your head is still ringing from the night before. Why did you ever choose to work at a bar?
You look to your left in your bed and see that you are alone. Your memory is somewhat blurry from the night before, but at least you didn't end up doing something stupid.
You roll out of bed and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror:
A. You admire your
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>>699479818
A few notes: First vote wins. All votes should refer to the previous section of the story.
Story sections can be drafted in about three minutes each time.
Everything is always OC, so there is no copypasta.
>>699479818
A please
>>699480082
You admire your beautiful, 22 year old figure and your white, creamy skin. Your red hair falls over your shoulders and almost covers your firm breasts.
You smile to yourself as you look in the mirror, and your hands briefly cup your breasts. You sigh, looking over at the empty bed, and then walk over to the closet to pick an outfit for the day.
You have the day off, and so your day is going to be wide open. Your closet is full of a variety of outfits in accordance with your varied, eclectic tastes....
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