FB fap. Moar of her requested as well
>>700468511
>>700468613
anyone want more?
You will now be promoted for your new army rank, Start rolling:
>1= Private
>2= Corporal
>3= Seargant
>4= Squad Leader
>5= Lieutenant
>6= Colonel
>7= Brigadier
>8= General
>9= 5 Star General
>0= Commander
>22,44,66,88 = Supreme
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alright
Rolling for private
>>700471911
private
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>700469729
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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>inb4 these fags spam the beginning of another thread so no one takes their qt anime grill pillow
>>700477371
>furry waifu
just kill yourself right now
Claiming felix
>Most importantly, Ayase claimed!
Drawthread: cans.wav edition
Hey, how's it going? What should I draw for you guys?
Rate us femanons.
>>700476950
dat chest acne
>>700476950
Cute face
>>700477366
How do I fix it?
pics you shouldn't share
How dare you insult women like this? This is highly immoral uploading womens private parts on the net for everyone to see. Fucking sicko dont you have any humanity?
Im glad they are catching up with laws against this shit, it wont happen anymore soon, and people like you will be made as public examples getting 5 years with bubba.
Chubby slut ex have moar if want
>>700480420
lets see more
(continued from previous thread, starting from the beginning for the new people)
Alright /b/, this is the story of how my Mother and I ran a cult.
To clarify what kind of cult we're talking here, no, there were no human sacrifices, no one drank any cool aid, and no one ever got killed.
There was a lot of sex, a lot of good feelings, and only the occasional beating and child abduction.
By the time things fell apart, we had a commune the size of a small town, with almost five hundred people living across a few densely populated farms and homesteads, with
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>>700438996
Oh cool, I was hoping you'd be back.
==Intro===
So.
>Be me.
>Be 14.
>For most of my life, I grew up in a pretty normal household.
>My mother, my younger siblings and myself, all living in a pretty typical two story house in a typical neighborhood.
>My siblings and I all went to public school, had normal friends, played sports and video games, pretty normal stuff.
>The weirdness in my life started, perhaps unsurprisingly, with my mother.
>Looking at mom, you probably wouldn't peg her for the cult type; with her wholesome good looks and her trendy but practical clothing, she looked more like someone's favorite art teacher, or a quirky aunt.
>Mom was an artist and an author, not especially famous, but reasonably well-known locally, and between selling originals to galleries and selling reprints online and at craft shows, plus book sales, she actually made pretty good money.
>She was very much the lovable weirdo, caring and passionate, but a bit absent-minded and frivolous, always picking up the latest spiritualist/wiccan/neopagan/whatever trend, practicing it fervently for a few months before dropping it, but she had the charisma and passion to make it more quirky than worrying.
>I always put up with it well enough; I wanted to be cool and normal like any kid, so her odder tendencies sometimes embarrassed me, but anyone who actually knew my mom quickly learned to love her, which brings me to her most notable trait, and the one that matters most to the story.
>Mom is a MASTER manipulator, and I'm pretty sure she's a borderline sociopath.
>I know modern psychologists don't really use that term, but it gives you the right idea: she could read people and play them like it was easy, and she even taught me how to do it over the years.
>She could get a read on you really quickly, even if you were a total stranger, and from there she just chose which part of her personality to emphasize when dealing with you, and she could seem likeable to anyone without ever misrepresenting herself.
>>700439320
>During the summer of the year I turned 14, mom started hosting what I think would be most accurately described as cyber congregations.
>A couple of times a week she'd set herself up at the computer with a webcam to record what was more or less a weird spiritualist sermon type thing.
(recorded and posted as a video, this was back before most people had good enough internet to reliably attend a livestream)
>I always...
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loli thread
>>700479878
More Loli Please! :)
New YLYL
>>700463297
>>700463297
exacry
Listen up faggots. God here. I'm fucking sick of humans, so I'm going to create a mass extinction in a few hours.
/b/ has always been chill so if the last 3 digits of your post end in 001 - 721 you can continue living as the corresponding pokemon. 722-999 you're fucked. 000 and you will replace me as god
Fuck you faggot.
Okay
>>700474062
Poliwrath, not bad