g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
No guarantees
>>702517058
I have beer in the fridge and even though I have a dusting of tism I'm 6ft, not fat and above average looking.
I get depressed here and there but things could be worse.
The Elder Scrolls thread.
greentexts, funny pics, etc
>>702518463
This is gold, don't stop.
Pictures that capture the birth of a super villain
pics from the girls you masturbate to thread,
OP is a faggot.
thinking of getting a cat. what breed is best /b/?
>>702517454
Doesn't differ too much other than the usual cat personality differences, so choose a breed that you think look nice
cats are for lowtest cucks
>>702517454
the one that follows you home
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".
Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING
Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
>>702517623
guy #1 looks like a fish
Bullshit. Women are humans as well, they get horny when they see a ripped guy as much as we do when we see that booty.
>>702517623
evolution has built men to find skinny women beautiful because thats what is healthy. Evolution has built women to find fit men beautiful because thats what is healthy. Chad and beta-man will both get girls because they are both fit.
Does anyone use omegle to jack in front of chicks?
>>702517790
yep
>>702517790
if there are no chicks I jack to sissies
>>702517873
Any tips on how to find girls easier?
1
nice tits! how old?
>>702519511
Oops, fixed
My mom constantly starts arguments with my dad, she's the sole reason why there's constant negative energy in the house, she nitpicks everything everyone does, and always finds any reason to argue.
Like today, there were leaving for church, and she started muttering under her nose for 10 minutes that he was running late....when it takes half hour to get to church and it was still 8:30...church starts at 10.
Then as they were getting out, she started yelling that HE PARKED THE CAR ON THE SIDE AND NOT BY THE GARAGE like it fucking matters. Started yelling
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Fucking underage loser the only reason they're still together is because your stupid ass can't emancipate yourself
https://familyshare.com/marriage/5-ways-you-are-unknowingly-destroying-your-husband-and-killing-your-marriage
>>702517911
>I'm 16, I can't wait to move out guys.
leave
You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>>702516373
She crashed her porshe
>>702516545
*dad's
>>702516373
was hot as hell until she got a new hair cut too much off the top
Why do you support killing babies?
>>702518417
So that I can eat them later.
>>702518417
I only support killing the infants of non whites and white liberals.
They aren't human.
>>702518417
Too many babies.