Just fucked a Korean whore at an AMP. AMA.
>>702524037
Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
>>702525248
waffles
>>702524037
If you had to pick between having to live with chicken feet or frog skin, which would you choose?
Hey b/
I'm thinking about buying one of those super-resistant smartphones, such as the kyocera torque. I'm clumsy as fuck and don't want to end up using an expensive iPhone with a broken screen. What should I watch out for ? I've never had a smartphone before.
>>702523331
if phone is ruggedized, just be careful with charging port and SIM card thingy
>>702524142
Suck my charging port
Get a MotoZ Force
Post girls you want to cover in your cum
cousins
>>702524840
Mmm-hmmm
Cringe thread, OC right here.
the most cringy shit is you face.
hahahahahahah
also i fucked your stepmother, i know your real mom killed herself right after she saw your face for the first time
You could dress like a fucking bull dyke. Flannel shirts, dirty jeans, mouth full of Copenhagen. You know, like all other lesbians.
>>702525440
I love how the city of Copenhagen gets associated with this bullshit. Maybe that's why we say København.
i have a gun /b/
what should i do with it
-im feeling homicidal-
>>702525586
kill yourself
pawn it, buy fleshlight
>>702525586
Assassinate Hillary
Nigger females thread
Post your best nigress
what's even so bad about rape
jesus christ get over it
bunch of crybaby feminists make it sound like the worst thing ever
"oh no someone put a dick in me for like five minutes waaaaah"
so hurt... so violated.. cry everytime 5ever... spare me, kill selves. fuck off
you cool with me raping you? its no big deal bro takes me like 5 min
>>702526018
I remember being 16
>>702526127
faggot
>>702526155
bitch
Hey /b/
So my school wants to know what clubs you want to be in and what clubs they should offer.
You should help them out.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1 FAIpQLSfs-yu0Vhg9yyIX-ZFXYG87ZRTfUG BQf-Xsr5XaAVjyYltluw/viewform?c=0&w =1
lol I can get behind this
Rick Roll for the win
>>702524269
Fuck off, leddit.
I just became an uncle. My family has been texting about it in group thread all day. Is it bad that I really don't care? Like, the baby hasn't accomplished anything or impressed me with its talents or anything. As far as I can see it's just a shitty needy little cretin, a seed that might (but probably won't) germinate into an independently thinking person in many years. Probably gonna be someone I can't stand but I'll have to act like I care, always gotta act like I care, can never break the family code, gotta care that my brother and his wife made
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Can I also be an uncle, anon?
For fucks sake, calm your ass down.
Sharpie up pooper with timestamp if dubs.
Alright, I'm a man of my word. It's 2 o'clock, loli story time. Writing this all from memory as I go along so bare with me.
>>702525751
So yeah. I was sitting on the couch the other night, watching a movie with my little sister. She was leaned up against my side with her legs sprawled out, a bowl of popcorn in her lap. Now that I think of it, it was pretty bullshit. I was only taking up 1/4 of the couch’s space and she was basically using me as a pillow. But I digress. We were watching that one fucking Nick Cage movie, National Treasure. I was pretty content for most of the night until a commercial break, when I started dicking around switching...
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>>702525751
>>702525931
I figured she’d be disgusted by it, and went on flipping through. Except I was in the part of the channels that was just literally porn flicks one after the other. Thank God our mom and dad were already asleep. A well-endowed blonde on the television let out a moan as I fumbled with the remote control, trying to find my back to the PG section of the channels. I felt her body tense up from where her back was resting against my arm. I gave her a peripheral glance and noticed her eyes intent on the screen, cheeks...
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